Post by Mike Honcho on Sept 18, 2010 8:29:18 GMT -6
"Honcho! Honcho! Honcho! Honcho! Honcho! Honcho! Honcho! Honcho! Honcho!" fills the air outside of the high school gym in small town Lamar, Arkansas. The Honcho-maniacs are in full force as he is scheduled to do a motivational speech for the students of the small school. Mike's limo pulls up just outside the elementary that is in front of gymnasium.
Honcho: There's a lot of people here, man. Not sure what we if we can even got to the stinkin gym. Are you sure they're not gonna rape me?
Newsgatu: Trust me! Have I ever steered you wrong other then the time I sent you to the black hole that is North Dakota and then sent your tag partner away. He did make it back but he is still trying to recover from the hell that I put him through. Other then that, I've never screwed with you.
Magic Man: Alright. But if I get raped or if somebody tries to get my disco stick without me asking and/or paying them first, you won't get paid. Clear?
NG: As a dog turd. I mean water from Piney Bay. I mean as a crappy diamond. I mean clean, fresh water.... Sorry. I thought it was a... Hey! I'm getting the total number of people who have bought tickets on my phone now. It looks like there was over nine thousand tickets sold.
Diamond Dallas Honcho: What?!?! Over how many thousand?
NG: Nine. That's a lot.
MH: I agree. That's a butt ton. So, what's up with this Honor Championship? Who is this guy who struts around like he's somebody?
Newsgatu: I have no idea... I think, from what Burns told me, that the Honor Championship is for clean fights. No closed fist punches and no illegal moves or you're DQed.
Moncho: Isn't that way with every match?
NG: Great question, but they are hardcore about it in this match. Like face rape hardcore.
Mustache Aficionado: Wow, so I'm going to have to wrestle like Kurango? I mean Kurt Angle. I should really stop hanging out with Big Papa Dump.
NG: That you should. But get in there and host the hell out of this speech!
Climbing out of the limo, the crowd erupts in elation and joy. Dozens of woman throw their bras and/or panties in his direction. Signs are bobbing up and down in the crowd stating "Punch me in the face so I may thank you" and various other flatteries.
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(OOC: Using crappy laptop at work. No colors at this time. Will try to get back and put some flair in here)
Honcho: There's a lot of people here, man. Not sure what we if we can even got to the stinkin gym. Are you sure they're not gonna rape me?
Newsgatu: Trust me! Have I ever steered you wrong other then the time I sent you to the black hole that is North Dakota and then sent your tag partner away. He did make it back but he is still trying to recover from the hell that I put him through. Other then that, I've never screwed with you.
Magic Man: Alright. But if I get raped or if somebody tries to get my disco stick without me asking and/or paying them first, you won't get paid. Clear?
NG: As a dog turd. I mean water from Piney Bay. I mean as a crappy diamond. I mean clean, fresh water.... Sorry. I thought it was a... Hey! I'm getting the total number of people who have bought tickets on my phone now. It looks like there was over nine thousand tickets sold.
Diamond Dallas Honcho: What?!?! Over how many thousand?
NG: Nine. That's a lot.
MH: I agree. That's a butt ton. So, what's up with this Honor Championship? Who is this guy who struts around like he's somebody?
Newsgatu: I have no idea... I think, from what Burns told me, that the Honor Championship is for clean fights. No closed fist punches and no illegal moves or you're DQed.
Moncho: Isn't that way with every match?
NG: Great question, but they are hardcore about it in this match. Like face rape hardcore.
Mustache Aficionado: Wow, so I'm going to have to wrestle like Kurango? I mean Kurt Angle. I should really stop hanging out with Big Papa Dump.
NG: That you should. But get in there and host the hell out of this speech!
Climbing out of the limo, the crowd erupts in elation and joy. Dozens of woman throw their bras and/or panties in his direction. Signs are bobbing up and down in the crowd stating "Punch me in the face so I may thank you" and various other flatteries.
End
(OOC: Using crappy laptop at work. No colors at this time. Will try to get back and put some flair in here)