Post by Chuck Moss on Sept 18, 2010 22:03:24 GMT -6
The scene opens with Chuck hanging out on a bench. He has a paper bag with some sandwiches in it, a coke, and is hanging out by himself. It's real shady and nice in the park. The cameraman sits down on the bench next to him, and the camera is real close to his face.
Put that thing back a little, man.
Chuck laughs and the cameraman scoots over.
You know what I got in this bag? Some ham and cheese sandwiches. Lunchmeat and 75 cent bread. I don't have distinguished taste or any kind of high class s*** like that. Food is food for me. As long as nobody crapped in this bag its perfectly fine.
Chuck unwraps one of the sandwiches from the plastic and takes a huge bite out of it.
Manners say I shouldn't chew with my mouth full, but f*** it.
He takes another bite.
Now, I assure you that this is just a ham and cheese sandwich. It's not human meat or anything....which, you know, is interesting. My opponent is obviously a cannibal. There's like no doubt based on what we've seen on camera, and I have to ask: what the hell? Shouldn't this dude be in freaking prision!? I read his bio on the site in the public library and said it was like common knowledge without proof, but like two promos in and this guy is eating Susan for dinner. Both his promos have been centered around this and it doesn't make much sense to me.
Chuck takes a chunk of the bread and tosses it to some pigeons.
Now, this guy may be a wrestler, but he cares more about eating people and messing with interviewers then talking about that stuff. You guys know I'm a fighter, but as far as any of us can tell this guy eats people and just happened to show up as a wrestler. His bio said all this stuff about technical fighting and s***, and that had me scared, but I'm out of doubt for myself at this point. Now I'm kinda thinking this dude is all talk and hype.
So far, to me anyways, he's nothing but over-the-top cartoonish style style and no substance. Seriously, what kind of guy from Pittsburgh says "my dear" and goes to f***ing plays? That place isn't high-class. It's a blue collar city. He's a phony. On top of that I think there's enough evidence on nCw camera to at least detain him until this cannibal thing is cleared up. We saw him take a chick into the bedroom, and come back later eating a plate of mysterious meat. If that wasn't enough he put it in a container in the fridge with her name on it. That's suspicious unless he just likes to name his meat. I did that when I was twelve...but yeah, not normal behavior for an adult.
Chuck burps loudly.
Want a sandwich?
The cameraman says no. Chuck rolls the bag up and sets it down.
I think I made my point about all that, but does it matter? At the Pay Per View it doesn't matter who he eats. That doesn't help you wrestle, and it ain't gonna help you in a fight. The morning after he ain't gonna be eating s*** cause I'm gonna knock his f***ing teeth out. You can bet on it.
Chuck gives a thumbs up and the camera is switched off.
Put that thing back a little, man.
Chuck laughs and the cameraman scoots over.
You know what I got in this bag? Some ham and cheese sandwiches. Lunchmeat and 75 cent bread. I don't have distinguished taste or any kind of high class s*** like that. Food is food for me. As long as nobody crapped in this bag its perfectly fine.
Chuck unwraps one of the sandwiches from the plastic and takes a huge bite out of it.
Manners say I shouldn't chew with my mouth full, but f*** it.
He takes another bite.
Now, I assure you that this is just a ham and cheese sandwich. It's not human meat or anything....which, you know, is interesting. My opponent is obviously a cannibal. There's like no doubt based on what we've seen on camera, and I have to ask: what the hell? Shouldn't this dude be in freaking prision!? I read his bio on the site in the public library and said it was like common knowledge without proof, but like two promos in and this guy is eating Susan for dinner. Both his promos have been centered around this and it doesn't make much sense to me.
Chuck takes a chunk of the bread and tosses it to some pigeons.
Now, this guy may be a wrestler, but he cares more about eating people and messing with interviewers then talking about that stuff. You guys know I'm a fighter, but as far as any of us can tell this guy eats people and just happened to show up as a wrestler. His bio said all this stuff about technical fighting and s***, and that had me scared, but I'm out of doubt for myself at this point. Now I'm kinda thinking this dude is all talk and hype.
So far, to me anyways, he's nothing but over-the-top cartoonish style style and no substance. Seriously, what kind of guy from Pittsburgh says "my dear" and goes to f***ing plays? That place isn't high-class. It's a blue collar city. He's a phony. On top of that I think there's enough evidence on nCw camera to at least detain him until this cannibal thing is cleared up. We saw him take a chick into the bedroom, and come back later eating a plate of mysterious meat. If that wasn't enough he put it in a container in the fridge with her name on it. That's suspicious unless he just likes to name his meat. I did that when I was twelve...but yeah, not normal behavior for an adult.
Chuck burps loudly.
Want a sandwich?
The cameraman says no. Chuck rolls the bag up and sets it down.
I think I made my point about all that, but does it matter? At the Pay Per View it doesn't matter who he eats. That doesn't help you wrestle, and it ain't gonna help you in a fight. The morning after he ain't gonna be eating s*** cause I'm gonna knock his f***ing teeth out. You can bet on it.
Chuck gives a thumbs up and the camera is switched off.