Post by Mike Honcho on Sept 19, 2010 7:59:23 GMT -6
Walking to the center court of the gym of Lamar High School, Honcho is cheered and revered by all. He nods to the crowd and puts the mic he was handed to his face.
MH: Yall doing alright?
Crowd: Yeah!!!!
Honcho-Man: Great! I'm here to talk to you about staying positive and keeping a winning attitude as you kick the ass of the bitch know as life! Before we begin, I'd---
He is interrupted by Newsgatu, who starts to whisper in the ear of Honcho. His smile fades to a look of shock and then anger.
Mike: What?!?!?!
The mic is still to his mouth as Newsgatu keeps whispering to him.
Magic Man: That bitch!!!!
He throws down the mic and storms off and he grabs the dog of a woman standing near the fire exit and throws it towards the opposite basket, making the full court shot with a dog
It kills me not to know this but I've all but just forgotten...
What the color of her eyes were and her scars or how she got them. As the telling signs of age rain down, a single tear is dropping through the valleys of an aging face that this world has forgotten. There is no reconciliation that will put me in my place.
And there is no time like the present to drink these draining seconds but seldom do these words ring true when I'm constantly failing you. Like walls that we just can't break through until we disappear. So tell me now if this ain't love then how do we get out? Because I don't know... That's when she said I don't hate you boy, I just want to save you while there's still something left to save. That's when I told her I love you girl but I'm not the answer to the questions that you still have.
Mike: Burns! Come check out this song I just wrote! It could be a hit.
Burns: Is it the same song you've been working on the past few years? Because that song is... just crap.
MH: No, I'm writing a new one. It's bad asses.
He starts to sing that lyrics and then Burns starts to laugh. Upset, Mike wants to know what is so funny.
Honcho: What's so funny?
PB & J: That's already a song. It's already been wrote. You dumby.
Mike Honcho: Really? So this isn't going to get me my next million? Good thing I still have 5 million. And if I'm a dumby, would I do this?
He attempts a back flip but pulls an Afro Ninja and blows the landing and face plants himself to the ground.
Burns just bursts out in laughter and walks away.
MH: Yall doing alright?
Crowd: Yeah!!!!
Honcho-Man: Great! I'm here to talk to you about staying positive and keeping a winning attitude as you kick the ass of the bitch know as life! Before we begin, I'd---
He is interrupted by Newsgatu, who starts to whisper in the ear of Honcho. His smile fades to a look of shock and then anger.
Mike: What?!?!?!
The mic is still to his mouth as Newsgatu keeps whispering to him.
Magic Man: That bitch!!!!
He throws down the mic and storms off and he grabs the dog of a woman standing near the fire exit and throws it towards the opposite basket, making the full court shot with a dog
It kills me not to know this but I've all but just forgotten...
What the color of her eyes were and her scars or how she got them. As the telling signs of age rain down, a single tear is dropping through the valleys of an aging face that this world has forgotten. There is no reconciliation that will put me in my place.
And there is no time like the present to drink these draining seconds but seldom do these words ring true when I'm constantly failing you. Like walls that we just can't break through until we disappear. So tell me now if this ain't love then how do we get out? Because I don't know... That's when she said I don't hate you boy, I just want to save you while there's still something left to save. That's when I told her I love you girl but I'm not the answer to the questions that you still have.
Mike: Burns! Come check out this song I just wrote! It could be a hit.
Burns: Is it the same song you've been working on the past few years? Because that song is... just crap.
MH: No, I'm writing a new one. It's bad asses.
He starts to sing that lyrics and then Burns starts to laugh. Upset, Mike wants to know what is so funny.
Honcho: What's so funny?
PB & J: That's already a song. It's already been wrote. You dumby.
Mike Honcho: Really? So this isn't going to get me my next million? Good thing I still have 5 million. And if I'm a dumby, would I do this?
He attempts a back flip but pulls an Afro Ninja and blows the landing and face plants himself to the ground.
Burns just bursts out in laughter and walks away.
I guess this is were I'm supposed to be a cheery and perky. This is when I say that everything is ok and I'll be fine. The truth is, I'm not.
I'm not fine at all. I'm in a hell that you can't understand. I'm in a prison that I created. Will I be able to break through the chains of depression and be happy?
Only time will tell. I know one thing though, I will not lose to this jabroni that has some how been deemed a champion.
If the champs are this pathetic, how bad was the guy they beat. I mean really. I'm depressed out of my mind and I can still beat you. People say I'm an idiot.
People don't think I can win without throwing a punch. I tell you now. I will win. Because this is my first big step to recovery.
For those who are wondering why Honcho is down in the dumps, I tell you, That daddy's tired of the game that is know as dating. My millions, my boats, and my hos can't buy me love. Ok maybe with the hos I can but that's it. Honcho is down, but not out. This victory will get me back on the right track. this win will push me over the top. This win, is the first of many. See you in the ring, butt-plug.
I'm not fine at all. I'm in a hell that you can't understand. I'm in a prison that I created. Will I be able to break through the chains of depression and be happy?
Only time will tell. I know one thing though, I will not lose to this jabroni that has some how been deemed a champion.
If the champs are this pathetic, how bad was the guy they beat. I mean really. I'm depressed out of my mind and I can still beat you. People say I'm an idiot.
People don't think I can win without throwing a punch. I tell you now. I will win. Because this is my first big step to recovery.
For those who are wondering why Honcho is down in the dumps, I tell you, That daddy's tired of the game that is know as dating. My millions, my boats, and my hos can't buy me love. Ok maybe with the hos I can but that's it. Honcho is down, but not out. This victory will get me back on the right track. this win will push me over the top. This win, is the first of many. See you in the ring, butt-plug.