Post by Kelly Fox on Nov 9, 2010 17:45:46 GMT -6
OPENING
Yeah, that’s right, I’m not dead... if you think something like that would knock me out of action you must of thought I was some string bean little prissy ass princess who goes crying and whining every damn time she gets a little booboo. No, I have a job to do, and despite the fact that my head and neck are killing me, I’m here fighting through, to bring you another exciting edition of my Knitelife column!
So, I’m going to go right ahead and get this out of the way... Zelda.. I thought we were sisters, I thought we were friends... when she got attacked by those Dead Girl jerks, when you were out with a concussion, I’m the one who stood up and defended you against them. Whenever my father tried to make her do that nude photo shoot, I’m the one who came to her rescue... now this is how she wants to act because she wants a match againsts Dave Holland?! I’m.. just in a state of confusion right now... I was the only one who defended them, and..I just, don’t know. Don’t know what to say, don’t know what to do, I don’t know.
Anyway, I’m going to move on, I don’t know what to say... I’m at a loss and I have to push through this column, for you my loyal readers. The poll as you can see was a great success from last week, everybody seems to be digging the pay per view name “Breaking Away”, and I of course agree, I think it’s a good improvement over Mind Games. Even though I never thought Mind Games was such a terrible name for a show. I guess I’m pretty happy that everybody for the most part is digging the new name.
This week... I'm just going to ask you fans what you think the biggest story in NCW is at the moment and see what you think about the recent happenings in NCW.
WEEK IN REVIEW
We started out looking great his weekend, we really did.. however it appears everything was only skin deep this time. Trauma was full of exciting matches right? Think again. We ended up with Davey Ortega literally not making his way to the arena, we had Roxxxie and Trish Newborn knocking each other out in the main event and it ended up being the two best matches on Trauma were Hugo Conway taking on Gabriel Karras and Homeless harold taking on Tempestad. Very disappointed in what I saw from Trauma last week, hopefully everybody has gotten it out of their system and will come back in full strength this week and really give these NCW fans a great show.
Collision on the other hand was looking amazing... up until a certain incident... before I go any further... the night was supposed to be one to remember for me, not because of getting beat up by a gang of idiots, but because me and Adam teamed for the first time and I picked up a submission victory over the Women’s World champion. It was supposed to be one of the greatest nights of my wrestling career, but instead, because those jackasses decided that I was a target it turned into one of the most painful nights of my life, seeing the girl who was supposed to be my little sister stabbing me in the chest like I was Caesar.. it was horrible, it was one of the worst feelings I’ve ever had and not just because it hurt like hell. I’m going to give my review on the show without my personal issues in the picture though, since that wouldn’t be fair to the rest of the show.
Not including that... the show was amazing. Like I said, me and Adam totally kicked ass, Falcon and Alex Jones had an amazing match that showed again that both men are two of the highest class wrestlers we have in this company, showing how to get things done without attacking innocent women. Even matches like DDK taking on the X Champion Joe Ragnal were great and I found myself enjoying every minute of the wrestling. Where Collision failed was allowing those Rat Pack morons to mess up the NCW ring, and for letting the Young Guns run wild. I really wish we had a type of law enforcement officer who could come in and clean up this mess... sorta like a sheriff or something....
I’ll give Trauma a terrible review, it was a big solid D this week, but Collision since I’m not going to include what happened to me, I’m going to have to give it a more favorable mark. There were some fantastic matches, like seeing Ricky Johnson school Joe Everyman and of course the Falcon versus Alex Jones match, and overall everything felt great with a lot of drama unveiling. B.
THE FAB FIVE
5. Tempestad:: The Xtreme masked mexican wrestler defeated the Xtreme masked hobo wrestler in a match that was one of the only high points of Trauma this week. He deserves this spot based on that win against a very tough opponent.
4. DDK:: He took down the X Champion in a great match, and has continued to impress me with the way he’s handled himself after losing the world title. He might have cost himself a spot or two after he came out and “BANG!ed” Emma Danielson... it’s not “fab” banging a tranny.
3. Falcon:: It was a fantastic match between two men with a lot of respect for one another. The choice was made easier by the fact that they showed some great sportsmanship after the match.
2. Me:: That’s right... after I made the Women’s champion tap out, and after what happened to me at the end of the show... I’m going to cheat and name myself. Sorry.
1. Lex Sense:: Two weeks in a row with wins and he continues to keep rolling until his date with Maniac and a match with the Honor title on the line. He’s been nothing but impressive latley.
PREVIEW OF THIS WEEK
We’ve got some very good matches lined up this week, and I really don’t think we’ll repeat last week’s Trauma as we have five matches lined up with a big time Main Event of Brad Kane and Venom in a Hardcore match. This week I promise you won’t be more of the same for Trauma, not with that match, Andrew Jacobsen and a very interesting match of Freakke taking on Steve Awesome. It seems NCW saw their mistakes of last week and vowed to correct them this tim around. You will want to tune in and see this.
On Collision, first.. yes I will be in action again. You’ll get to see a rematch of Zelda’s only loss... and you’ll get to see the exact same outcome because that Pixelated Bitch isn’t going to beat me. However, that isn’t the biggest match of the night, not by far, because Zelda isn’t as important as a Jason Blair versus Falcon match, or a main event that features three world champions in a four way match. Oh no, her and her Young Gun pals don’t even come close to being the top action on this card.
Collision looks flat out great, and Trauma isn’t trailing far behind. This will definitely make up for last week I think. Oh, did I mention that there is also going to be a cage match between Joe Everyman and Gabriel Karras? I did? See what I mean... the action is going to be intense from top to bottom.
WHAT TO KEEP AN EYE ON
:: Will Washington vs. Dave Holland :: It’s going to be a match featuring the first ever Gladiator of NCW taking on the most recent. This is going to be one of “those” matches, you will not want to miss out on an event like this. Now this is how you kick off a Collision show on a high note. Both of these men will give it their all for this, don’t miss it.
:: Lex Sense :: I mentioned that he’s been rolling lately and this week might be his biggest test yet. He’ll be taking on the two time X-Division champion Andrew Jacobsen and the current X Champion Joe Ragnal on Trauma. If he can win this match, not matter what happens with the Honor title.. it’s official, he’s arrived as one of NCW’s top talents.
:: Steve Awesome vs. Freakke :: Two former National champions squaring off on Trauma, sadly for Freakke he won’t get to ref this match. It should be a good match between wrestlers that have a pretty similar style and have similar eccentric personalities.
:: Ricky Johnson :: He’s continuing his climb back up to the very top of the NCW ladder, last week he beat the nonexistant potato Joe Everyman early on Collision, this week he gets an even tougher challenge in Jack Manson who has been stellar since returning to NCW action, but his partners the past two weeks have let him down..
PREDICTIONS
Last Week’s Record:: 7-5 :: Not the best job I’ve ever done... but it wasn’t terrible. I tell you, I’m never voting for Joe Everyman again.
OVERALL:: 261 - 148 :: Still a good average here and I’m proud of my numbers, This week I’m going to improve them even more. Book it.
TRAUMA
Three Way Match
Joe Ragnal vs. Lex Sense vs. Andrew Jacobsen
Singles Match
Homeless Harold vs. Chuck Moss
Singles Match
Steve Awesome vs. Freakke
Singles Match
Emma Danielson vs. Ayla St. James
MAIN EVENT
Hardcore Match
Venom vs. Brad Kane
COLLISION WEB SHOW
Stephanie Sullivan vs. Roxxxie
Zak Warner vs. Xavier Williams
Jim Reigns vs. Tommy The Cat
COLLISION
Singles Match
Will Washington vs. Dave Holland
Singles Match
Jack Manson vs. Ricky Johnson
Cage Match
Joe Everyman vs. Gabriel Karras
Singles Match
Zelda Knite vs. Kelly Knite
Singles Match
Charlie Velez vs. Evan Andrews
National Title Match
Jason Blair vs. Falcon
MAIN EVENT
FOUR WAY MATCH
Angel vs. Ander Carvetti vs. Adam Knite vs. DDK
THE KNITELINE
Roxxxie from Alaska
Hey Kelly, i think your cute. Are you Single?
:: I'm married Roxxxie, and I have a child. Sorry, but if I was into that sorta thing, you'd totally be my type.
Robert Jones; Ames, Iowa
Hey Kelly, I've been reading your columns since the Fox Report - big fan. What do you think about this whole thing between Freakke and Jason Blair and the National championship? Blair seemed worried he'd lose that belt, when he found out Freakke was wanting his rematch.
:: I think it's a case that Blair didn't think he should have to face Freakke again. You have to remember they had a very heated month against each other that all lead to their big match at RTTG4, he probably didn't want any part of those shenanigans again.
Marcus Danielson; Middle of Nowhere, Nevada
That Roxxxie chick single?
:: It'd be really weird if she wasn't, considering she just asked me out basically.
Simon Dean Battle Creek Michigan
Hey Kelly two questions first off what do you think of the bad blood brewing between NCW veterans like Angel, Falcon and Alex Jones with New comers like the rat pack?
And also is Charlie Velez going to be world champion within the next six months?..I'd say it's a safe bet
:: I think it's a case of the new guys coming in and thinking they should already be on the top rung of the ladder just based off what they'd done elsewhere. It's tough coming into a new federation where you don't know anybody, or hardly anybody, but it's something that you have to deal with, you have to earn respect. I refuse to answer that second question..
Jayson Matthews
Somewhere.....
"That's totally not what I meant Kelly! Say something nice about Awesome Love! You know your entertained!"
:: It isn't as bad as Glee.
Sebastion S. , Iraq
Just a curiosity, how often do wrestlers get injured and whats some of the worst you've ever seen in your company?
:: Do you mean minor injuries that you can work through or only miss a week here or week there? If so, then they get injured a lot. The major injuries happen but they aren't like the little nicks here and there, or the occasional sprain, but they do happen.
Venom, Flyin' High in the Sky
I hope you're not hurting to bad, did you see THAT coming?
:: I'm feeling peachy, thanks, just fine. Oh no, I didn't see it coming at all... congratulations, I didn't think you were big enough assholes to attack somebody who had been on your side, you sure showed me.
Francisco Rodriguez; Steve Awesome's Sex Dungeon
"First of all.... how great is Awesome Love? Hilarity all around. Steve makes Brett Michaels and Flava Flav look like popular musicians from the 80's that are past their prime and have to have a reality dating show to stay relevant. That's how good Awesome Love is.
Secondly, let me get this straight... The Young Guns think they should get title shots? Haven't all of them lost two weeks in a row? With that reasoning Hexx totally deserves the shot. It'd be more believable than a woman getting it I guess.
And Mike Machado's mustache gets me hot."
:: Awesome Love is terrible, it's nothing but a tribute to a man who is so obcessed with himself he can't look away from the mirror for five minutes in the morning. Yes they have, but apparently it won't stop them from demanding crap. Me too... not really... maybe.
Former YG fan, Dayton OH
"Wow.. you get press when you show up by picking on a girl.. now you guys beat up another one.. I used to think you guys were cool.. buncha third grade bullies. So, I'm selling all my YG crap on ebay, and the only bidder is VelezInd. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out who that is.. Bee Tee Dubs, which do you think will kill the YG first? Obscurity? Adam? or the Syphyllis they're getting from tag teaming Zelda right now?"
:: As much as I'd love for it to be Zelda Knite AIDS... I think it'll be their own overconfidence. They are going to get hit with reality soon enough and then they'll be in total chaos.
Lex Sense, from the Queens country,
Normally, I don't entertain the idea of calling in with questions but, I just had to get your feedback. I thought the end of Collision was the most entertaining piece of t.v. this country has produced in a very long time. What are your thoughts on the matter? Please elaborate. HA, HA, HA.....
:: **** you.
CLOSING THOUGHTS
:: The Young Guns have official gone from Anti-heros who play by their own rules, to being selfless jackasses who only care about their own gain. I feel like an idiot for ever supporting them, I thought no way Zelda would stoop to that kind of level... but I was totally and completely wrong.
:: I’m going to kill her by the way.
:: DDK is still running around banging people... this time he chose a tranny. When did he become Eddie Murphey?
:: I guess we should of all seen Davey Ortega’s walking out on the company coming.... I hate seeing “The Dude” like this, but sometimes people just can’t overcome themselves no matter how much you pull for them, no matter how much you want them to prevail.
:: This cage match on Collision is looking intense... Joe Everyman is livid about his wife and it’s not looking good for Karras here, but I wonder what Maniac has in store here... he’s been at Karras’s neck as well.
:: The Rat Pack are idiots as well... taking on NCW? Why? It makes no sense... all these slights and disrespect they talk about is all in their damn heads.
Anyway, that’s all I’ve got this week fans. I’m sorry I couldn’t of made this more exciting, but my head is still dizzy and I’m not really in the mood to type after everything that is happened. Come out and support me when I kick the **** out of a princess’s ass on Collision.
Until next time...
KELLY KNITE.
oh yeah... **** the Young Guns.