Post by Freakke on Dec 20, 2010 17:58:51 GMT -6
So, did Conan return the wayward daughter of King Osric to her home. And having no further concern, he and his companions sought adventure in the West. Many wars and feuds did Conan fight. Honor and fear were heaped upon his name and, in time, he became a king by his own hand...
But that is another story....
--- --- ---
I forget how long I've been here...
It's been a while though....
The pain and torture have begun to meld together into something horrible, but I'm learning to live with it...
My captors have been trying to coerce me into betraying my friends and goals...
I won't let them though.
Despite everything they've done and plan to do to me there is something they can't do.
They can't break me.
They can't and won't do that to me.
No matter how long my imprisonment lasts, no matter the outcome...
I will endure.
In the face of this adversity one thing makes me strong.
It alone gives me hope these days...
I will not succumb for I hold one fact to be true...
...
”Happy loves you.”
Thats when the guard turned around and glared at Mr. Happy in his cell.
“Will you shut up?!? You've only been here for an hour, we haven't tortured you, and we're probably just gonna ship you home.”
Mr. Happy went to say something else but was interrupted.
“No!”
He stopped a moment and opened his mouth again.
”NO!”
”Bu...”
“A thousand effing times, NO!!!”
The guard turned around and the oversized clown began to well up. His eyes began to run as he held back from crying. He didn't do so well.
“Oh hell no.”
“Just ignore him. He's doing it for attention.”
The guards stood there looking straight ahead when they saw a black cloaked figure walk out into the hall and stop. He had on a wide brimmed black hat and a Guy Fawkes mask with green triangles over the eyes and beneath. The two of them looked at him queerly for a moment.
“Umm...who the hell are you?”
”Who I am is not important. What I am is a man in a mask and it was very dumb of you to ask such a stupid question. How many masked persons just up and tell you their names?”
“He's got a point.”
“I don't care. This is a prison cell, shove off.”
”No.”
“Yes.”
”Make me.”
“Listen here, we have guns. Now get...”
”No what you have are bullets...and the hopes that I don't say something completely badass because should I do that then you're both totally screwed.”
They both looked at each other a little dubiously.
”Now if you'll be so kind as to just lay down and pretend like we did the whole fight scene, I'd be much obliged.”
The one guy shrugged and did as asked. The other went for his gun, thought about it, and followed suit.
”Much thanks. Happy, you in there?”
Happy moved to the cell door and looked through the small window in the door.
”Wait, I don't know you...”
”Happy, its me, Fre...”
”STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!!!”
”HAPPY!”
”Yeah?”
Freakke pulled the mask off and held up his hands in disbelief.
”Its me...”
”Oh...STRANGER DANGER!”
”HAPPY!”
Freakke walked over to the cell and picked the keys off of the 'dead' guards.
“That tickles.”
”Shh.”
“Sorry.”
Freakke opened the door and Mr. Happy stepped out.
”YAY FREEDOM!”
”Alright, lets get out of here.”
Freakke and Happy turned to go and finish their epic quest of questy epicness.
To Be Continued...
But that is another story....
--- --- ---
I forget how long I've been here...
It's been a while though....
The pain and torture have begun to meld together into something horrible, but I'm learning to live with it...
My captors have been trying to coerce me into betraying my friends and goals...
I won't let them though.
Despite everything they've done and plan to do to me there is something they can't do.
They can't break me.
They can't and won't do that to me.
No matter how long my imprisonment lasts, no matter the outcome...
I will endure.
In the face of this adversity one thing makes me strong.
It alone gives me hope these days...
I will not succumb for I hold one fact to be true...
...
”Happy loves you.”
Thats when the guard turned around and glared at Mr. Happy in his cell.
“Will you shut up?!? You've only been here for an hour, we haven't tortured you, and we're probably just gonna ship you home.”
Mr. Happy went to say something else but was interrupted.
“No!”
He stopped a moment and opened his mouth again.
”NO!”
”Bu...”
“A thousand effing times, NO!!!”
The guard turned around and the oversized clown began to well up. His eyes began to run as he held back from crying. He didn't do so well.
“Oh hell no.”
“Just ignore him. He's doing it for attention.”
The guards stood there looking straight ahead when they saw a black cloaked figure walk out into the hall and stop. He had on a wide brimmed black hat and a Guy Fawkes mask with green triangles over the eyes and beneath. The two of them looked at him queerly for a moment.
“Umm...who the hell are you?”
”Who I am is not important. What I am is a man in a mask and it was very dumb of you to ask such a stupid question. How many masked persons just up and tell you their names?”
“He's got a point.”
“I don't care. This is a prison cell, shove off.”
”No.”
“Yes.”
”Make me.”
“Listen here, we have guns. Now get...”
”No what you have are bullets...and the hopes that I don't say something completely badass because should I do that then you're both totally screwed.”
They both looked at each other a little dubiously.
”Now if you'll be so kind as to just lay down and pretend like we did the whole fight scene, I'd be much obliged.”
The one guy shrugged and did as asked. The other went for his gun, thought about it, and followed suit.
”Much thanks. Happy, you in there?”
Happy moved to the cell door and looked through the small window in the door.
”Wait, I don't know you...”
”Happy, its me, Fre...”
”STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!!!”
”HAPPY!”
”Yeah?”
Freakke pulled the mask off and held up his hands in disbelief.
”Its me...”
”Oh...STRANGER DANGER!”
”HAPPY!”
Freakke walked over to the cell and picked the keys off of the 'dead' guards.
“That tickles.”
”Shh.”
“Sorry.”
Freakke opened the door and Mr. Happy stepped out.
”YAY FREEDOM!”
”Alright, lets get out of here.”
Freakke and Happy turned to go and finish their epic quest of questy epicness.
To Be Continued...