Post by Zelda Knite on Dec 23, 2010 16:50:08 GMT -6
“You should get a nipple ring.”
[Zelda and Destructor both stop and turn, they look straight at Dr. Insano and who is smiling and raise an eyebrow each. Zelda turns back to what she was looking at and pretends like she didn't hear a word he just said.]
“Think about it, it'd be great.”
“And have Kelly accusing me of wanting to be more like her? I don't think so.”
“We'll be there for you, in the room if you want, holding your hand for support, you know because it can be kind of scary.”
[Zelda rolls her eyes and turns back and looks at Insano. She doesn't seem angry, more like slightly annoyed.]
“Nice try. No.”
[Zelda turns back around again as Insano snaps his fingers, it almost worked he thinks. Destructor shoves him slightly in the arm and Insano throws his arms out wondering what he did wrong.]
“I'm sorry Zelda... he gets like this sometimes.”
“Dude! Bros before hoes!”
“I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.”
“You know what I mean... sorry Zelda.”
“It's fine... just hush, I'm still looking here.”
[We can see Zelda standing in front of a glass counter, she bends over and looks into it, at the various jewelry that is scattered about. She bites down on her bottom lip as she intensely focuses on what's inside.]
“Why are you looking anway? You can't wear anything but that barbell for a while anyway right?”
“Yeah but I want some cute ones for after it heals! I don't want to run back here and pick some out then.”
“Makes sense to me.”
“You should get one too Luke!”
“My belly button pierced!? No thank you... that's sorta gay.”
“I guess Falcon should be getting one too pretty soon.”
“-Giggles-”
[The camera pulls out and we can see the three inside a large Tattoo and piercing parlor. A big bald man stands in front of them at the counter. The decorations on the wall displaying the tons of designs for sell catch the eyes of Destructor and Insano. The man behind the counter grabs a clipboard with some consent forms on it and slides it across the counter to Zelda. She looks it over and smiles before asking for a pin.]
“So almost ready?”
“Just as soon as you sign those.”
“You sure you want to do this?”
“Positive, I've always wanted one. They're cute.”
“Can I say, my daughter, loves you. It's going to be great telling her you were in my shop tonight.”
“Really? Thank you.”
“Yeah, she has all your CDs and is really wanting to see The Smurfs.”
[Zelda's happy expression quickly changes, she straight face stares at the man angrily glaring at him.]
“I'M NOT KATY PERRY!”
“You're not!? I'm so sorry.”
“This is Zelda Knite.. professional wrestler.”
“Ohhh my bad, I always get you confused, you two look so much alike.”
“DO NOT! So every white girl with black hair and blue eyes walks in here and you think they all look alike? That's racist.”
“I'm white... how is that....”
“Would you please just go get ready so I can do this already?”
[The man turns and heads back to the room to get things set up as Zelda shakes her head in disbelief.]
“You should start wearing a 'I'm not Katy Perry' sign around your neck.”
“Shut up. We don't look anything alike!”
“I don't see it myself.... I mean that faces are totally different.”
“Well the face and other parts....”
[Insano looks at Zelda's chest.]
“HEY!”
[Zelda throws her arms across her chest and stares at Insano, unamused.]
“What? It's true.. have you seen Katy Perry? She's stacked...”
[Zelda blinks. The man from behind the counter comes back and signals.]
“Alright, all ready for you.”
[Zelda waves her finger at Destructor and Insano telling them she'll be right back as she heads back into the room. They smile back at her and give her the thumbs up before she giggles and disappears tot he back room.]
------BRIEF BREAK------
[We come back and the three are walking out of the business establishment, Zelda carrying a bag of purchased jewelry, Insano and Destructor force her to stop.]
“Ok, lets see it.”
“You really wanna see?”
“Of course, we came along didn't we?”
“Alright.”
[Zelda lifts her shirt and reveals her midriff, more importantly her belly button with a fresh naval piercing barbell now there. She smiles, blushes, and giggles a bit before pulling her shirt back down, stopping their gawking at it.]
“I like it.”
“Looks great Zelda!”
“Thank You... it's my birthday present to myself! Isn't it great?!”
“Yes, it's awesome. ”
“So now where do we want to go?”
“Lets get something to eat, I'm starving.”
[We fade away as the three head away, looking for some food.]
[Zelda and Destructor both stop and turn, they look straight at Dr. Insano and who is smiling and raise an eyebrow each. Zelda turns back to what she was looking at and pretends like she didn't hear a word he just said.]
“Think about it, it'd be great.”
“And have Kelly accusing me of wanting to be more like her? I don't think so.”
“We'll be there for you, in the room if you want, holding your hand for support, you know because it can be kind of scary.”
[Zelda rolls her eyes and turns back and looks at Insano. She doesn't seem angry, more like slightly annoyed.]
“Nice try. No.”
[Zelda turns back around again as Insano snaps his fingers, it almost worked he thinks. Destructor shoves him slightly in the arm and Insano throws his arms out wondering what he did wrong.]
“I'm sorry Zelda... he gets like this sometimes.”
“Dude! Bros before hoes!”
“I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.”
“You know what I mean... sorry Zelda.”
“It's fine... just hush, I'm still looking here.”
[We can see Zelda standing in front of a glass counter, she bends over and looks into it, at the various jewelry that is scattered about. She bites down on her bottom lip as she intensely focuses on what's inside.]
“Why are you looking anway? You can't wear anything but that barbell for a while anyway right?”
“Yeah but I want some cute ones for after it heals! I don't want to run back here and pick some out then.”
“Makes sense to me.”
“You should get one too Luke!”
“My belly button pierced!? No thank you... that's sorta gay.”
“I guess Falcon should be getting one too pretty soon.”
“-Giggles-”
[The camera pulls out and we can see the three inside a large Tattoo and piercing parlor. A big bald man stands in front of them at the counter. The decorations on the wall displaying the tons of designs for sell catch the eyes of Destructor and Insano. The man behind the counter grabs a clipboard with some consent forms on it and slides it across the counter to Zelda. She looks it over and smiles before asking for a pin.]
“So almost ready?”
“Just as soon as you sign those.”
“You sure you want to do this?”
“Positive, I've always wanted one. They're cute.”
“Can I say, my daughter, loves you. It's going to be great telling her you were in my shop tonight.”
“Really? Thank you.”
“Yeah, she has all your CDs and is really wanting to see The Smurfs.”
[Zelda's happy expression quickly changes, she straight face stares at the man angrily glaring at him.]
“I'M NOT KATY PERRY!”
“You're not!? I'm so sorry.”
“This is Zelda Knite.. professional wrestler.”
“Ohhh my bad, I always get you confused, you two look so much alike.”
“DO NOT! So every white girl with black hair and blue eyes walks in here and you think they all look alike? That's racist.”
“I'm white... how is that....”
“Would you please just go get ready so I can do this already?”
[The man turns and heads back to the room to get things set up as Zelda shakes her head in disbelief.]
“You should start wearing a 'I'm not Katy Perry' sign around your neck.”
“Shut up. We don't look anything alike!”
“I don't see it myself.... I mean that faces are totally different.”
“Well the face and other parts....”
[Insano looks at Zelda's chest.]
“HEY!”
[Zelda throws her arms across her chest and stares at Insano, unamused.]
“What? It's true.. have you seen Katy Perry? She's stacked...”
[Zelda blinks. The man from behind the counter comes back and signals.]
“Alright, all ready for you.”
[Zelda waves her finger at Destructor and Insano telling them she'll be right back as she heads back into the room. They smile back at her and give her the thumbs up before she giggles and disappears tot he back room.]
------BRIEF BREAK------
[We come back and the three are walking out of the business establishment, Zelda carrying a bag of purchased jewelry, Insano and Destructor force her to stop.]
“Ok, lets see it.”
“You really wanna see?”
“Of course, we came along didn't we?”
“Alright.”
[Zelda lifts her shirt and reveals her midriff, more importantly her belly button with a fresh naval piercing barbell now there. She smiles, blushes, and giggles a bit before pulling her shirt back down, stopping their gawking at it.]
“I like it.”
“Looks great Zelda!”
“Thank You... it's my birthday present to myself! Isn't it great?!”
“Yes, it's awesome. ”
“So now where do we want to go?”
“Lets get something to eat, I'm starving.”
[We fade away as the three head away, looking for some food.]