Post by Falcon on Jan 22, 2011 9:51:12 GMT -6
Hello all my loyal subjects..
It is I, your Emperor, that painted up guy you think is a weirdo but who is in actuality better than anyone else you think you like. But we'll let that pass. I'm completely ok with ruling over a bunch of people who are too blind and ignorant to what's going on around them to realize who is actually standing above them. I have a few things on the agenda today. But wait.. you're suspended Falcon.. you scream impotently as you throw something in the general vicinity of the screen. And you'd be right, however you fail to realize that when I want airtime..
I get it.. because I am that valuable to this company.
But, none of you understand that.. soo.. where to begin..
According to a Knitelife poll, the overwhelming majority of people think I shouldn't get my title shot because of what happened..
Yea, like your opinion matters..
Face facts.. She asked for it.. I mean check the tape, she litterally asked for it. She wanted to be treated like anybody else, and if anybody would have just slapped me, I'd of punched them to. Hate the logic, but at least admit that it's there you simpletons. Anyway, fact 2 is that I won the Riot, deal with it, it's set in stone. Fact 3, nCw wasn't going to fire me, under any circumstances, so that's just wishful thinking. I admire Kelly for not letting her hatred of me smear her judgment towards bias and go along with the crowd.
Either that or she also realizes the majority of you are stupid.
Most people would think that I'd be happy to be having all this time off, but I'm not. I'm only having this time off because Charlie's mangina had sand in it because I made him look like a bigger fool on TV than he makes of himself. And so he threw a whine fit and got me suspended.
Way to throw your weight around there Chuck.
You think you hold the power? Pfffffffffttt.. I'm a Hall of Famer kiddo, that trumps your little belt there whether you admit it or not. But let's forget your little time of the month rag fits for now and focus on one important fact..
I'm a ghost Charlie.. a phantom.. I can mess with you in ways you'd never imagine. I can take anything I want from you. I can give you your wildest dreams and then take them away just so it hurts more. You don't want a war with me.. because you'll lose a lot more than your little strap there.. bet your life on it. Ask Bates.. or Zane.. or Ace.. how they felt when they found on I was coming for them.. the sheer hopelessness of knowing..
There is absolutely nothing you can do.
And then well, there's Venom.. who likes to think that he has any idea what he's talking about. Talking about all he wants is someone worthy to step up for his title, and he selects..
Everyman..
Way to try and scam a free month.. just like Charlie did when he faced Brad Kane.. and Cross.. just like Blair tried to do when he denied a whole bunch of people.. all this under the guise of trying to find worthy people... yea... right.. Young Gun MO, find a captain mail it in, give him a title shot..
Are you still trying to bang Zelda, Jacobsen? Geez I was certain you'd of given up by now. Because she totally put two guys on the list ahead of you after just meeting them.
Rob Diamond has apparently developed an obsession with my sloppy seconds. Way to move up in the world.
You're welcome, Lex. Oh, you probably don't know I made the match you're in. And yes, I fully expect them to beat you and Sergeant failure. Nothing personal.
They cheer for me Dragon, because I'm a legend... period...
So, basically, the state of my Empire is doing pretty well. There's a few bad spots on the apple, but nothing so bad I need to do some kind of drastic cleansing. February sixth is going to be such a good day.. when that World title finally comes back to where it belongs..
Oh, and one more thing.. in case any of you has any ideas...
Sitting at the commentary table, I am a guest of New Championship Wrestling, not an employee..
Attempt to lay a hand on me, I'll break a couple limbs..
That's a threat..
Then, for attacking a guest...
You'll be ****ing fired..
That's a promise.
It is I, your Emperor, that painted up guy you think is a weirdo but who is in actuality better than anyone else you think you like. But we'll let that pass. I'm completely ok with ruling over a bunch of people who are too blind and ignorant to what's going on around them to realize who is actually standing above them. I have a few things on the agenda today. But wait.. you're suspended Falcon.. you scream impotently as you throw something in the general vicinity of the screen. And you'd be right, however you fail to realize that when I want airtime..
I get it.. because I am that valuable to this company.
But, none of you understand that.. soo.. where to begin..
According to a Knitelife poll, the overwhelming majority of people think I shouldn't get my title shot because of what happened..
Yea, like your opinion matters..
Face facts.. She asked for it.. I mean check the tape, she litterally asked for it. She wanted to be treated like anybody else, and if anybody would have just slapped me, I'd of punched them to. Hate the logic, but at least admit that it's there you simpletons. Anyway, fact 2 is that I won the Riot, deal with it, it's set in stone. Fact 3, nCw wasn't going to fire me, under any circumstances, so that's just wishful thinking. I admire Kelly for not letting her hatred of me smear her judgment towards bias and go along with the crowd.
Either that or she also realizes the majority of you are stupid.
Most people would think that I'd be happy to be having all this time off, but I'm not. I'm only having this time off because Charlie's mangina had sand in it because I made him look like a bigger fool on TV than he makes of himself. And so he threw a whine fit and got me suspended.
Way to throw your weight around there Chuck.
You think you hold the power? Pfffffffffttt.. I'm a Hall of Famer kiddo, that trumps your little belt there whether you admit it or not. But let's forget your little time of the month rag fits for now and focus on one important fact..
I'm a ghost Charlie.. a phantom.. I can mess with you in ways you'd never imagine. I can take anything I want from you. I can give you your wildest dreams and then take them away just so it hurts more. You don't want a war with me.. because you'll lose a lot more than your little strap there.. bet your life on it. Ask Bates.. or Zane.. or Ace.. how they felt when they found on I was coming for them.. the sheer hopelessness of knowing..
There is absolutely nothing you can do.
And then well, there's Venom.. who likes to think that he has any idea what he's talking about. Talking about all he wants is someone worthy to step up for his title, and he selects..
Everyman..
Way to try and scam a free month.. just like Charlie did when he faced Brad Kane.. and Cross.. just like Blair tried to do when he denied a whole bunch of people.. all this under the guise of trying to find worthy people... yea... right.. Young Gun MO, find a captain mail it in, give him a title shot..
Are you still trying to bang Zelda, Jacobsen? Geez I was certain you'd of given up by now. Because she totally put two guys on the list ahead of you after just meeting them.
Rob Diamond has apparently developed an obsession with my sloppy seconds. Way to move up in the world.
You're welcome, Lex. Oh, you probably don't know I made the match you're in. And yes, I fully expect them to beat you and Sergeant failure. Nothing personal.
They cheer for me Dragon, because I'm a legend... period...
So, basically, the state of my Empire is doing pretty well. There's a few bad spots on the apple, but nothing so bad I need to do some kind of drastic cleansing. February sixth is going to be such a good day.. when that World title finally comes back to where it belongs..
Oh, and one more thing.. in case any of you has any ideas...
Sitting at the commentary table, I am a guest of New Championship Wrestling, not an employee..
Attempt to lay a hand on me, I'll break a couple limbs..
That's a threat..
Then, for attacking a guest...
You'll be ****ing fired..
That's a promise.