Post by Lex Sense on Jan 29, 2011 21:03:04 GMT -6
{We open up to Chad Lights who is roaming around backstage. When suddenly he hears a female scream. He is shocked by the sound so he and his cameraman decide to investigate.}
Chad lights: Did you hear that?
{The camera nods. They hear the scream once again and the sounds of moaning follow it. They finally reach a door where it sounds as though a brawl is taking place behind it.}
Chad Lights: We have to open these doors. Someone might be hurt behind them.
{The door suddenly swings open and two very attractive girls with their clothes practically torn off run out and away. They appear to be weeping at whatever transgression occurred behind closed doors. Chad looks stunned as a massive frame comes from behind and puts his arms around his neck.}
Lex Sense: Anything I could help you with Lights?
Chad Lights: Did you rape those girls?
Lex Sense: Purely consensual. Now what do you want?
Chad Lights: Since I have your attention, do you mind if I ask you a few questions.
Lex Sense: Normally, I would rip your tongue out but considering that I find myself in a talkative mood... go right ahead boyo.
Chad Lights: Thanks for not ripping my tongue out. Now, how do you feel about your big win this past Collision?
Lex Sense: I feel as one should after defeating the supposed top two competitors in this business. As you can see, I am in the process of celebrating my victory with two rather attractive girls whom have decided to play hide and seek. Joe and I showed the world that we are not to be taken lightly. As a reward for coming through with this victory the brass has given me the week off.
Chad Lights: So you wont be at Collision?
Lex Sense: I wouldn't necessarily say that but... I wont be having a match. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to hidden tramps to seek.
{Sense pushes Lights away and walks away far enough to reveal that he is completely naked. The only thing covering his testicular region is his Honor belt which he wears proudly.}
Chad Light: Wait, I have one more question.
{Sense stops in his tracks and looks back rather intimidatingly.}
Lex Sense: Since I am in a good mood, I will allow you to ask it.
Chad Lights: There is a number 1 contenders match this Sunday in which the winner will have a shot at your belt. Any comments towards your might be opponents?
Lex Sense: Not really. Actions always speak louder than words.
{Sense pushes Chad away and marches down the hall.}
Random nCw Stagehand: IS SENSE NAKED... AGAIN?
{Lex gets a few feet away before he kicks down a door and brings a girl out by her hair. She struggles to free herself to no avail. The camera turns away right before Sense rips the remaining clothes from her body to face Chad Lights}
Chad Lights: Man, wrestlers get all the hot chicks. He walks down the hall naked and noone says anything to him. I wish I was a wrestler.
{Fade to black on Chad Lights whining about his career choice..}
Chad lights: Did you hear that?
{The camera nods. They hear the scream once again and the sounds of moaning follow it. They finally reach a door where it sounds as though a brawl is taking place behind it.}
Chad Lights: We have to open these doors. Someone might be hurt behind them.
{The door suddenly swings open and two very attractive girls with their clothes practically torn off run out and away. They appear to be weeping at whatever transgression occurred behind closed doors. Chad looks stunned as a massive frame comes from behind and puts his arms around his neck.}
Lex Sense: Anything I could help you with Lights?
Chad Lights: Did you rape those girls?
Lex Sense: Purely consensual. Now what do you want?
Chad Lights: Since I have your attention, do you mind if I ask you a few questions.
Lex Sense: Normally, I would rip your tongue out but considering that I find myself in a talkative mood... go right ahead boyo.
Chad Lights: Thanks for not ripping my tongue out. Now, how do you feel about your big win this past Collision?
Lex Sense: I feel as one should after defeating the supposed top two competitors in this business. As you can see, I am in the process of celebrating my victory with two rather attractive girls whom have decided to play hide and seek. Joe and I showed the world that we are not to be taken lightly. As a reward for coming through with this victory the brass has given me the week off.
Chad Lights: So you wont be at Collision?
Lex Sense: I wouldn't necessarily say that but... I wont be having a match. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to hidden tramps to seek.
{Sense pushes Lights away and walks away far enough to reveal that he is completely naked. The only thing covering his testicular region is his Honor belt which he wears proudly.}
Chad Light: Wait, I have one more question.
{Sense stops in his tracks and looks back rather intimidatingly.}
Lex Sense: Since I am in a good mood, I will allow you to ask it.
Chad Lights: There is a number 1 contenders match this Sunday in which the winner will have a shot at your belt. Any comments towards your might be opponents?
Lex Sense: Not really. Actions always speak louder than words.
{Sense pushes Chad away and marches down the hall.}
Random nCw Stagehand: IS SENSE NAKED... AGAIN?
{Lex gets a few feet away before he kicks down a door and brings a girl out by her hair. She struggles to free herself to no avail. The camera turns away right before Sense rips the remaining clothes from her body to face Chad Lights}
Chad Lights: Man, wrestlers get all the hot chicks. He walks down the hall naked and noone says anything to him. I wish I was a wrestler.
{Fade to black on Chad Lights whining about his career choice..}