Post by Rob Diamond on Feb 3, 2011 17:07:27 GMT -6
{ Gib sat with his head down at the kitchen table, Rob and Zelda now seated to either side of him. }
"What do you say?"
[/color]"What do you say?"
{ Gib looked up, first at Zelda, who smiled, then to Rob. }
"I can't."
"Why not?"[/color]
{ Slowly Gib pulled out the mask... }
"Because... He's me."
"BULL****!"[/color]
{ Gib and Zelda both jumped a little as Rob's fist came down on the table. Rob tore the mask out of Gib's hands as he stood up. }
"You ARE NOT Homeless Harold."[/color]
"How do you know?"
"Because you would never hurt me."[/color]
{ Zelda said, both her eyes looking imploringly into her Father's. Gib looked at her and bowed his head again, laying his right hand flat on the table to reveal his bruises. }
"What if i would?"
"No, I refuse to believe it. You got those punching the wall in the basement, I saw the marks. Your not Harold again. I'd know if you were."[/color]
"Then why would Maniac say those things? Why give me the mask? What if I can't remember?"
{ Rob grabbed Gib and spun him around, he slammed the mask into his chest. }
"Then put it on."[/color]
"What?"
"Are you deaf? If your Homeless Harold then I want you to put the damn mask on so I can break your freaking face."[/color]
{ Zelda slides her chair back and gets up. }
"Rob!"[/color]
{ He shots her a look that says "I got this". }
"Come on Gib, put it on, be the big man. Put the mask on, kick my ass then... Beat your daughter."[/color]
{ Gib's head snaps to the side and he glares at Rob. }
"Come on big man, your the "monster" right? Your the same monster that tried to hurt Zelda last Sunday night? The same one that tried to knock my head off my shoulders? Then get up, do it again, finish the job, then beat Zelda Knite up just like you and Maniac want. Do it."[/color]
{ Rob literally slaps Gib. }
"Do it!"[/color]
{ He hits him again. }
"Pussy, DO IT!"[/color]
{ Rob swings again but Gib grabs his hand with his left and punches Rob in the mouth with his right. Rob slams back against the counter pretty hard as Gib knocks his chair down to stand up. }
"I WOULD NEVER HURT ZELDA!"
{ Somehow Rob smiles as blood trickles out of his mouth. }
"I know you wouldn't. That's why I know your not Homeless Harold."[/color]
{ Rob walks over to the garbage and drops the mask inside. Zelda comes over to him to check on his face. }
"You idiot! What the hell is wrong with you!?"[/color]
{ Gib touches her shoulder and she looks up. }
"He was trying to prove a point, and he did... You really want my help?"
{ Rob gets that look on his face, you know the one I'm talking about because you hate it so much. }
"Couldn't think of anyone who knows Harold better than you."[/color]
"Then let's go, we got work to do."
{ Gib turns and walks out of the kitchen. Zelda smacks Rob in the back of the head. }
"Could you freaking warn me the next time you try to get yourself killed?"[/color]
"I'll try to remember to include you in all of my future nefarious plots."[/color]
"That's all I ask."[/color]
{ The two of them follow Gib out of the room as the scene slowly fades to black. }
*Static*[/color]
"Is it just me or does Homeless Harold make even less sense this week?"[/color]
{ Bam, Rob Diamond all in your face. }
"No really, I feel like I'm missing something here, like when your watching the final episode of Lost and your trying to tie it all together but you totally missed the first five minutes and have no clue whats going on."
"That's how I felt after Harold's promo this week. Let me explain."[/color]
{ Rob pulls out from behind his back a "Homeless Harold" (MICHEAL MYERS!!!!) Halloween mask and puts it on. }
"Man, Rob got up from my move, you know the one, where I punch people. Now I'm afraid he's all going to beat me and stuff."[/color]
{ Rob turns around and clears his throat,t mask still firmly on. }
"I DON'T CARE IF YOU GOT UP BECAUSE.... YEAH!!!! And..... STUFF!!!!.... I'm not going to threaten you but.... ummmm... I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!"[/color]
{ Rips mask off and he's back to being Rob. }
"Seriously, Harold, if your trying to scare me then your going to have to do way better than that sorry excuse for back pedaling garbage you just threw out there. Either your afraid to face the only man you couldn't lay out in one punch or your not. PICK ONE! You don't get to tip toe around the subject."
"And as for hearing everything I've said before, ALLEGEDLY. "
"That's not my fault. How the hell am I supposed to come up with new material WHEN YOU DON'T EVER DO ANYTHING!? Oh look, it's Harold, he beat up some jobber friend of Brad Kane and scared him off. WOW! That's almost as impressive as retiring Alex Jones' half retard brother that Harold 1 point OH never let us forget about."
"I've got an idea Harry, do something new, unique and original and people will stop saying the same things. It's like you've got "Joe Everyman" syndrome where you keep saying "Don't question my heart" then proceed to choke at every turn and wonder out loud why no one believes in your heart."
"DO SOMETHING ELSE!"
"Your a big scary monster and I'm supposed to piss my pants in your presence, yet, I'm not. So I'm going to tell you I'm not and your going to deal with it."[/color]
{ Rob makes a frowny face for the camera. }
"Oh I'm sorry, did I hurt the poor babies feelings? Here, let me get you a tissue while you cry into your pillow some more about how Daddy showed you the evils of the world with the tip of his dick."
"Baby."
"Hey when your done crying me a river, why don't ya go ahead and build that bridge and get the EFF over it."[/color]
{ Rob wipes away his pretend tears mockingly. }
"I've gotta tell you bro, as much as you want me to be pumped to face you, I'm not. As much as you want me to go on and on about how big this win will be for me, I won't."
"I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to play into your hands so then you can run your mouth about how I care more about my career then Zelda."
"Keep your belt."
"Keep the win."
"This match is for Zelda."
"What I do to you is for Zelda."
"And you'll be damn lucky IF I let you walk away."
"You think I'm looking forward to this? You think I'm up at night jumping at the chance to become exactly like yourself and Chris?"
"Then your dumber than that mask implies."
"Keep this in mind Harry, that guy you follow around and take orders from like a bitch, Chris, he's MY BROTHER. He's MY BLOOD. You think I can't become like you? You think I can't do what you do? You think your the only one who can shut down his emotions and just become a vicious monster?"
"Then your name must be Forest Gump."
"My last name is Diamond and the last time I checked my brother and I were two of the most FEARED men in nCw. NO ONE wants to step in the ring with either one of us. People are literally afraid of what I'll say and what he'll do. Where do you fall into the equation? OH WAIT! YOU DON'T! Like you said man, ain't no one afraid of the monster this time because EVERYONE has seen you fall already. "
"This little story of "WHOSE HAROLD??" it's a sequel, and honestly, the original was better. Now? We just don't care. I'm not asking myself who you are because it doesn't matter to me."
"Your a wannabe."
"A fake."
"A poser."
"And I will not lose any sleep over who is under the mask. Keep your damn face hidden for all I care Harry, it's not your face that concerns me. It's the fact that your standing in between me and my unfinished business. So why don't you do yourself a favor and get the **** out of my way before something bad happens to you."[/color]
{ Rob glares at the camera, his eyes becoming cold for a second, almost black, it reminds of Chris in all of his promos when his eyes sink into his head and his words become cold... *shivers* }
"You've spent the better part of the last six months terrorizing this company. You and my brother have spread your own special blend of fear into every single crevice of nCw. The two of you have spread like a cancer and for some reason you've joined up."
"Maybe Chris gives you what your Daddy never could..."
"A reach around?"
"Whatever the reason is, you've hooked up, you've decided to play a part in my brother's crusade to see me driven from wrestling straight into the ground... And you made the biggest mistake of your life when you put your hands on Zelda Knite."
"You want to kill me?"
"Do it."
"But Zelda, YOU DON'T ****ING TOUCH HER!"
"Not ever."
"So I'm going to lay it out for you like this Harry. Sunday, you may be walking in the monster with all the hype in the world around you but your getting your lard ass carried out by your boyfriend on a stretcher or in a casket! Because Sunday your going to walk head first into the one thing worse than any fairy tale monster."
"One pissed off Rob Diamond."
"Suck it."[/color]
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