Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Feb 5, 2011 4:21:07 GMT -6
*We open on the back of the skull of a man with long brunette hair as he looks into a mirror that you can't see the reflection of because his head's in the way. "The Imperial March" starts to play as a blond wig lowers from the ceiling, being placed on his head. The man turns to reveal DDK, now ready for the day.*
DDK: *Breathing heavliy* I sense something, a presence I've not felt since.......
*DDK coughs and the music stops. His voice returns to normal.*
DDK: ...SINCE SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY!
*DDK runs at Adam, who has just entered the locker room and gives him a big bear hug!*
Adam: Okay man, this is kind of weird.
*DDK releases Adam.*
DDK: Just thanks for inviting me to your birthday BBQ. It was so much fun!
*Obsidian walks in the door behind Adam with a big piece of cake on a plate.*
Adam: No problem, but it seemed like half the cake went missing. Did you see where it went?
*Obsidian turns around and walks right back out.*
DDK: Uh...can't...say that I have.
Adam: Oh well. Probably Zel, and thanks again for not giving me, or anyone else a BANG! at the party.
DDK: No problem, it was just good catching up on old times with all the peeps.
Adam: All the peeps?
DDK: Yeah.
*FLASHBACK!!!!*
DDK: Hey Zelda, remember that time I gave you a flying BANG!?
Zelda: Ugh...
*Zelda rolls her eyes.*
DDK: Hey Kelly, remember that time we wrestled in jello?
Kelly: Ugh...
*Kelly rolls her eyes.*
DDK: Hey Gib, remember that time I beat you and Adam for the tag belts? Don't remind Adam of that though, today's his birthday, want to keep him happy.
Gib: Ugh...
*Gib rolls his eyes.*
DDK: Hey Ryleigh, remember that time I...we...you...huh? I guess we don't have any significant memories together yet, but someday soon little lady. Goochy goochy goo!
Rylegh: Aheeheehaha.
Kelly: GET AWAY FROM MY CHILD!
*Kelly snatches up Ryleigh. In the background, Obsidian can be seen cutting a big piece of cake, about half of it maybe, and then walking off.*
*Back to the present.*
DDK: Good times. Almost as good as eating a nice, delicious, healthy triple whopper from the one and only Burger King.
*DDK winks at the camera.*
Adam: Ugh...
DDK: What? It payed for that bouncy house I got you.
Adam: I didn't have a bouncy house at my party.
DDK: Well...I got it in celebration of you, but at my house and a few days after your birthday. I forgot to send you a facebook invite. Sorry dawg.
Adam: It's cool. Would have been fun though.
DDK: Oh, it was.
Adam: Well, get focused on the match at hand would ya? Not bouncy houses.
DDK: Why? Why should I be worried? I'm the baddest mother ****er on the planet!
Adam: I think I know a guy who would dispute that with you.
DDK: I don't care, I'll BANG! him if I have to. Bring it. See Adam, I'm a former world champ, and when I was my lesser self, I was a tag champ, twice. Now, aligned with you, I'm all that and more! You are a former world champ and the guy who's held the tag team gold the most out of anyone! Sure, it was with a different partner nearly every time, so you're a team-up whore. You're basically the Spider-man of NCW! Just please tell me after our run you won't team with Joe Everyman next.
Adam: Pretty sure that won't happen.
DDK: But our run will. Because we've got Star and Hunt dead to rites. I've beaten Hunt by himself, I've BANG!ed Star like, a hundred times! I mean, can we just walk out, get handed the titles, and walk back? Is that possible?
Adam: It should be.
DDK: I mean, look at you, look at me. We are unstoppable apart, unbeatable together. We are so damn skilled and amazing and fantastic that we don't even need the tag team titles. We don't even need that gold, but we'll take it anyway! Because we're ****ing awesome like that! This is pretty much a game to us at this point.
Adam: I know! I totally said that! Oh crap, don't tell me I'm thinking like you.
DDK: No my man, that is a good thing. Thinking like me means thinking like a vicious killer...of hopes and dreams that is. And thus, we shall kill Hunt and Star...in their hopes...however that works...by removing those belts that we handed to them. What we have given, we will now take away. Then with those belts securely around our waists, we get the attention and accolades we deserve, we move on and start taking all the singles gold until we rule the roost with all the belts NCW has to offer!
Adam: Woah, slow down, you're thinking too far ahead.
DDK: You're right, you're right, reel it back. Tag titles first. Let's get us those shiny golden belts, the matching set, let people know the likes of us are not to be messed with, as if they didn't already know.
Adam: Sounds like everything is set then.
DDK: Yes it does.
Adam: Good.
DDK: Great.
Adam: ...
DDK: ...
Adam: Well, I'm going to go get a water from the machine, want anything?
DDK: Do they have Shasta?
Adam: I doubt it.
DDK: Then nah.
*Adam walks out of the room.*
DDK: First the tag team titles, then the world...
*Cut to outside, Adam closes the door and turns around to see Obsidian stuffing his mouth full of the last bit of cake.*
Adam: That looks delicious.
*Obsidian gets a shocked look on his face.*
Obsidian: Eeeffuffih meh! I fuuhh fisss heah aw fuh hruh.
Adam: Wow...even my baby knows not to talk with it's mouth full. I'll catch ya later champ.
*Adam raises a fist at Obsidian, who winces thinking he's about to get a beat down, but receives merely a bro punch to the arm. Adam then walks off.*
Obsidian: I feeh he higes hee.
*The scene fades.*
DDK: *Breathing heavliy* I sense something, a presence I've not felt since.......
*DDK coughs and the music stops. His voice returns to normal.*
DDK: ...SINCE SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY!
*DDK runs at Adam, who has just entered the locker room and gives him a big bear hug!*
Adam: Okay man, this is kind of weird.
*DDK releases Adam.*
DDK: Just thanks for inviting me to your birthday BBQ. It was so much fun!
*Obsidian walks in the door behind Adam with a big piece of cake on a plate.*
Adam: No problem, but it seemed like half the cake went missing. Did you see where it went?
*Obsidian turns around and walks right back out.*
DDK: Uh...can't...say that I have.
Adam: Oh well. Probably Zel, and thanks again for not giving me, or anyone else a BANG! at the party.
DDK: No problem, it was just good catching up on old times with all the peeps.
Adam: All the peeps?
DDK: Yeah.
*FLASHBACK!!!!*
DDK: Hey Zelda, remember that time I gave you a flying BANG!?
Zelda: Ugh...
*Zelda rolls her eyes.*
DDK: Hey Kelly, remember that time we wrestled in jello?
Kelly: Ugh...
*Kelly rolls her eyes.*
DDK: Hey Gib, remember that time I beat you and Adam for the tag belts? Don't remind Adam of that though, today's his birthday, want to keep him happy.
Gib: Ugh...
*Gib rolls his eyes.*
DDK: Hey Ryleigh, remember that time I...we...you...huh? I guess we don't have any significant memories together yet, but someday soon little lady. Goochy goochy goo!
Rylegh: Aheeheehaha.
Kelly: GET AWAY FROM MY CHILD!
*Kelly snatches up Ryleigh. In the background, Obsidian can be seen cutting a big piece of cake, about half of it maybe, and then walking off.*
*Back to the present.*
DDK: Good times. Almost as good as eating a nice, delicious, healthy triple whopper from the one and only Burger King.
*DDK winks at the camera.*
Adam: Ugh...
DDK: What? It payed for that bouncy house I got you.
Adam: I didn't have a bouncy house at my party.
DDK: Well...I got it in celebration of you, but at my house and a few days after your birthday. I forgot to send you a facebook invite. Sorry dawg.
Adam: It's cool. Would have been fun though.
DDK: Oh, it was.
Adam: Well, get focused on the match at hand would ya? Not bouncy houses.
DDK: Why? Why should I be worried? I'm the baddest mother ****er on the planet!
Adam: I think I know a guy who would dispute that with you.
DDK: I don't care, I'll BANG! him if I have to. Bring it. See Adam, I'm a former world champ, and when I was my lesser self, I was a tag champ, twice. Now, aligned with you, I'm all that and more! You are a former world champ and the guy who's held the tag team gold the most out of anyone! Sure, it was with a different partner nearly every time, so you're a team-up whore. You're basically the Spider-man of NCW! Just please tell me after our run you won't team with Joe Everyman next.
Adam: Pretty sure that won't happen.
DDK: But our run will. Because we've got Star and Hunt dead to rites. I've beaten Hunt by himself, I've BANG!ed Star like, a hundred times! I mean, can we just walk out, get handed the titles, and walk back? Is that possible?
Adam: It should be.
DDK: I mean, look at you, look at me. We are unstoppable apart, unbeatable together. We are so damn skilled and amazing and fantastic that we don't even need the tag team titles. We don't even need that gold, but we'll take it anyway! Because we're ****ing awesome like that! This is pretty much a game to us at this point.
Adam: I know! I totally said that! Oh crap, don't tell me I'm thinking like you.
DDK: No my man, that is a good thing. Thinking like me means thinking like a vicious killer...of hopes and dreams that is. And thus, we shall kill Hunt and Star...in their hopes...however that works...by removing those belts that we handed to them. What we have given, we will now take away. Then with those belts securely around our waists, we get the attention and accolades we deserve, we move on and start taking all the singles gold until we rule the roost with all the belts NCW has to offer!
Adam: Woah, slow down, you're thinking too far ahead.
DDK: You're right, you're right, reel it back. Tag titles first. Let's get us those shiny golden belts, the matching set, let people know the likes of us are not to be messed with, as if they didn't already know.
Adam: Sounds like everything is set then.
DDK: Yes it does.
Adam: Good.
DDK: Great.
Adam: ...
DDK: ...
Adam: Well, I'm going to go get a water from the machine, want anything?
DDK: Do they have Shasta?
Adam: I doubt it.
DDK: Then nah.
*Adam walks out of the room.*
DDK: First the tag team titles, then the world...
*Cut to outside, Adam closes the door and turns around to see Obsidian stuffing his mouth full of the last bit of cake.*
Adam: That looks delicious.
*Obsidian gets a shocked look on his face.*
Obsidian: Eeeffuffih meh! I fuuhh fisss heah aw fuh hruh.
Adam: Wow...even my baby knows not to talk with it's mouth full. I'll catch ya later champ.
*Adam raises a fist at Obsidian, who winces thinking he's about to get a beat down, but receives merely a bro punch to the arm. Adam then walks off.*
Obsidian: I feeh he higes hee.
*The scene fades.*