Post by Paul Star on Feb 5, 2011 5:20:47 GMT -6
Moments after Starhunter successfully defended their Tag Team Championships, and we join them in the locker room. Shane has changed and is now wearing his street clothes, while Paul just has his trainers to put on before he's also changed. Paul is sitting on the bench, with Shane standing in front of him, holding both their Tag title belts. We catch them mid-conversation.
" Yeah man, it was great. You did great out there. "
" Thank you. You did your bit as well though."
Paul slips one of his trainers on and starts lacing it up while he speaks.
" I was surprised when Andrew Jacobsen came down to the ring to team with Ander. He's one of the last people I imagined that would associate himself with Ander. Oh well, it was good to be in the ring against Andrew again, even if it was in a Tag Team match. "
Shane nods his head in agreement.
" Couldn't agree more. Andrew is a great wrestler, and a good challenge for us when we're out to prove that we deserve these Tag titles. By beating him and Ander tonight, we'll hopefully make many of the doubters realise we are deserving champions. "
Paul still doesn't seem so sure.
" I don't know mate. Once again, there was interference before we won the match, and people are going to take that into account when judging our performance. "
Shane shrugs.
" They can take it into consideration all they like, but Steve Awesome didn't get physically involved in the match. Andrew allowed himself to get distracted, and it cost him and Ander the match. That's not our fault. Andrew should have ignored Steve, so it's his fault his team lost. "
Paul still isn't convinced.
" If Steve had came out and called my name, I probably would have turned around sharpish as well. The Faeces Of The Franchise is full of STD's, and I wouldn't want him getting too close to me and giving me anything that he's got. "
Shane chuckles for a moment, but suddenly stops and raises an eyebrow as he realises what Paul had just said.
" Wait a minute. He calls himself The Face Of The Franchise, not Faeces... "
Paul gives a cheeky grin.
" To be honest mate, whenever I see Steve's face I instantly think of faeces. It's hard to distinguish one from the other. "
Shane gets it now, and starts chuckling again. Paul laces his second trainer, and stands up.
" Right, I'm ready to go. Will you drop me off at the hotel on your way home. Jenny is waiting for me there. "
Shane nods, happy to give Paul a lift.
" Sure. Let's get out of here. "
Shane and Paul walk to the locker room door, and the scene fades away.
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Paul Star's flat is where it is at. Well, it's where we are anyway. It's early Thursday morning, and we are situated in the living room. Paul sitting on his sofa, and he's just finished a cup of tea. As he puts the cup to one side, he looks at the camera and smiles.
" Howdy folks! You caught me having a cuppa before I go down to Shane's. We're going to get some last minute training in before we have to set off to Detroit for Metamorphosis. It's like one million miles from San Diego to Detroit, but it'll be worth the journey because Shane'O and I have a very important match to win. Our team, now known as StarHunter, is up against DDKnite, and Shane's and my Tag Team Championships are on the line. It's going to be an awesome match, and you Star gazers will have the best seats in the house. "
Paul pats his sofa with his hand.
" I hope your seats are more comfortable than this heap of crap. It's a big, horrible old thing and it's pretty worthless. Talking about big worthless things, DDK is one of mine and Shane's opponents this weekend. I've seen a lot of DDK in the ring recently, and I have to say I'm far from impressed with what he's done. It seems the only way he can get any kind of advantage is by cheating or attacking people from behind. His preferred tactics work most of the time, but they won't work this weekend. He can try attacking me from behind, and he can try cheating to win. If he does try either of these though, Shane'O will be there to punt his head off. You see DDK, Shane'O and me, we're both fully aware of your in-ring antics, and we're prepared for them. We've got each others back, and we'll make sure you don't get any unfair advantage against either of us. "
Paul reaches to one side, and takes his hooded jumper off the arm of the sofa. He slips it over his head, as he starts getting ready to go out.
" So, what does that leave you with? Oh yes, the Bang!. That's your favourite move to hit people from behind with. It's just a shame you can't hit anyone with it where they see it coming. There's no concealing it though. When I see a fat ass like you running at me as fast as your dumpy little legs can carry you, my first thought is that I need to move out of the way. The last thing I want is your big sweaty body slamming into me. Two weeks ago, I showed you that I can quite easily avoid the Bang!. You tried hitting it, and I countered with ease. This weekend will be the same, with your Bang! becoming a useless weapon that'll result in you getting pinned. "
Paul puts on a trainers, and laces it while still talking.
" Now we come to DDK's partner, Adam Knite. Adam, you're a Hall of Famer and a former World Champion. Well done for achieving all that. You and DDK have done plenty in NCW over the past few years, and I'm sure you'll do plenty more in the future. This weekend though, you won't be showing your dominance and you won't be winning yourself another Championship. You're a big man. In your own eyes you're a monster in NCW. I have my own monster in my corner, and his name is Shane Hunt. In Shane's corner? Well, he has one of the most awesome wrestlers you'll ever come across. Oh yeah, I really do think that highly of myself. I'm super confident, and I'm well up for our match this weekend. I'm going to show the World that StarHunter are the best Tag Team NCW has ever has. We've got the moves, the self confidence, and we've got DDKnite beat this weekend! "
Paul, now wearing both trainers, looks at the camera and grins confidently.
" Adam, you think our only way to win is by pushing you and DDK to the brink? Well, how about we go one better than that? How about Shane'O and me push you over the edge, and make two Hall of Famers look like a pair of jobbers? I bet you don't think we can do that, but I know we can. We have more than what's needed to take on the oh so threatening team of Adam Knite and the Burger Queen. I'm going to break DDK's jaw with a TTLS, while Shane Hunt powers your hefty weight onto his shoulders, and cripples you with a Wolf Bomb! "
Paul stands up and walks over to his front door, where his coat hangs. He grabs it and puts it on. He opens the front door. Before stepping out of his flat, Paul turns to the camera and speaks one more time.
" StarHunter are the champs, and we'll still be the champs after Sunday... KAPOW! "
Paul spins around, his coat catching the air as he does so. He steps out of the door, closing it behind himself. Fade the scene, cameraman!
" Yeah man, it was great. You did great out there. "
" Thank you. You did your bit as well though."
Paul slips one of his trainers on and starts lacing it up while he speaks.
" I was surprised when Andrew Jacobsen came down to the ring to team with Ander. He's one of the last people I imagined that would associate himself with Ander. Oh well, it was good to be in the ring against Andrew again, even if it was in a Tag Team match. "
Shane nods his head in agreement.
" Couldn't agree more. Andrew is a great wrestler, and a good challenge for us when we're out to prove that we deserve these Tag titles. By beating him and Ander tonight, we'll hopefully make many of the doubters realise we are deserving champions. "
Paul still doesn't seem so sure.
" I don't know mate. Once again, there was interference before we won the match, and people are going to take that into account when judging our performance. "
Shane shrugs.
" They can take it into consideration all they like, but Steve Awesome didn't get physically involved in the match. Andrew allowed himself to get distracted, and it cost him and Ander the match. That's not our fault. Andrew should have ignored Steve, so it's his fault his team lost. "
Paul still isn't convinced.
" If Steve had came out and called my name, I probably would have turned around sharpish as well. The Faeces Of The Franchise is full of STD's, and I wouldn't want him getting too close to me and giving me anything that he's got. "
Shane chuckles for a moment, but suddenly stops and raises an eyebrow as he realises what Paul had just said.
" Wait a minute. He calls himself The Face Of The Franchise, not Faeces... "
Paul gives a cheeky grin.
" To be honest mate, whenever I see Steve's face I instantly think of faeces. It's hard to distinguish one from the other. "
Shane gets it now, and starts chuckling again. Paul laces his second trainer, and stands up.
" Right, I'm ready to go. Will you drop me off at the hotel on your way home. Jenny is waiting for me there. "
Shane nods, happy to give Paul a lift.
" Sure. Let's get out of here. "
Shane and Paul walk to the locker room door, and the scene fades away.
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Paul Star's flat is where it is at. Well, it's where we are anyway. It's early Thursday morning, and we are situated in the living room. Paul sitting on his sofa, and he's just finished a cup of tea. As he puts the cup to one side, he looks at the camera and smiles.
" Howdy folks! You caught me having a cuppa before I go down to Shane's. We're going to get some last minute training in before we have to set off to Detroit for Metamorphosis. It's like one million miles from San Diego to Detroit, but it'll be worth the journey because Shane'O and I have a very important match to win. Our team, now known as StarHunter, is up against DDKnite, and Shane's and my Tag Team Championships are on the line. It's going to be an awesome match, and you Star gazers will have the best seats in the house. "
Paul pats his sofa with his hand.
" I hope your seats are more comfortable than this heap of crap. It's a big, horrible old thing and it's pretty worthless. Talking about big worthless things, DDK is one of mine and Shane's opponents this weekend. I've seen a lot of DDK in the ring recently, and I have to say I'm far from impressed with what he's done. It seems the only way he can get any kind of advantage is by cheating or attacking people from behind. His preferred tactics work most of the time, but they won't work this weekend. He can try attacking me from behind, and he can try cheating to win. If he does try either of these though, Shane'O will be there to punt his head off. You see DDK, Shane'O and me, we're both fully aware of your in-ring antics, and we're prepared for them. We've got each others back, and we'll make sure you don't get any unfair advantage against either of us. "
Paul reaches to one side, and takes his hooded jumper off the arm of the sofa. He slips it over his head, as he starts getting ready to go out.
" So, what does that leave you with? Oh yes, the Bang!. That's your favourite move to hit people from behind with. It's just a shame you can't hit anyone with it where they see it coming. There's no concealing it though. When I see a fat ass like you running at me as fast as your dumpy little legs can carry you, my first thought is that I need to move out of the way. The last thing I want is your big sweaty body slamming into me. Two weeks ago, I showed you that I can quite easily avoid the Bang!. You tried hitting it, and I countered with ease. This weekend will be the same, with your Bang! becoming a useless weapon that'll result in you getting pinned. "
Paul puts on a trainers, and laces it while still talking.
" Now we come to DDK's partner, Adam Knite. Adam, you're a Hall of Famer and a former World Champion. Well done for achieving all that. You and DDK have done plenty in NCW over the past few years, and I'm sure you'll do plenty more in the future. This weekend though, you won't be showing your dominance and you won't be winning yourself another Championship. You're a big man. In your own eyes you're a monster in NCW. I have my own monster in my corner, and his name is Shane Hunt. In Shane's corner? Well, he has one of the most awesome wrestlers you'll ever come across. Oh yeah, I really do think that highly of myself. I'm super confident, and I'm well up for our match this weekend. I'm going to show the World that StarHunter are the best Tag Team NCW has ever has. We've got the moves, the self confidence, and we've got DDKnite beat this weekend! "
Paul, now wearing both trainers, looks at the camera and grins confidently.
" Adam, you think our only way to win is by pushing you and DDK to the brink? Well, how about we go one better than that? How about Shane'O and me push you over the edge, and make two Hall of Famers look like a pair of jobbers? I bet you don't think we can do that, but I know we can. We have more than what's needed to take on the oh so threatening team of Adam Knite and the Burger Queen. I'm going to break DDK's jaw with a TTLS, while Shane Hunt powers your hefty weight onto his shoulders, and cripples you with a Wolf Bomb! "
Paul stands up and walks over to his front door, where his coat hangs. He grabs it and puts it on. He opens the front door. Before stepping out of his flat, Paul turns to the camera and speaks one more time.
" StarHunter are the champs, and we'll still be the champs after Sunday... KAPOW! "
Paul spins around, his coat catching the air as he does so. He steps out of the door, closing it behind himself. Fade the scene, cameraman!