Post by destroyyou555 on Feb 28, 2011 12:42:53 GMT -6
So just got done watching Collision, and well, for the most part it was enjoyable despite me not being there to spice things up and cause migraines to my good friend Kelly Fox, and her big gay beard Eric Hardy.
This place really does have a surge of new talent that wasn’t here when I was sodmizing the completion here, You have Venom who I think is like one of the most under-rated, Sense, who even in his lose to my apprentice Rob Diamond, looked like the future he claims himself to be, Chris Gardner looks good too, however I could totally pull off the G-Effect if I needed too..
We all know I can.
What wasn’t great, seeing the biggest mistake of my life; show up once again, this time, attacking someone she thinks I slept with…
First Off Mercedes, if you’re reading this, and I know you are, because my Facebook will be blowing up, like your breasts did between 2006 and 2007, but that’s another story.
You had no reason to attack her this week, Why, Because somewhere in your mind, you think we are going to get back together at some point, it’s not happening, the love we once shared isn’t going to somehow reignite, You cheated on me, you’re a whore, and nothing short of L. Ron Hubbard showing up in the mother ship, while being protected by Cool Ranch Doritos with Energy Swords is going to convince me otherwise.
I mean, what was the reason? Because Roxxie wanted to have sex with me, you decide to attack her and cost her possibly the nCw women championship?
I mean, if you’re just going to attack people who want me to do the truffle shuffle with them, You might as well, start attacking the entire country of Canada as a start…my Life is my life, and the problem was, you sort of took the other part of me, when you pulled your act in the courtroom to take my soon away from me, because I would spend 18 hours a day as Mayhem Productions, and had a nanny take care of him. Somehow I guess most of the jury was people who more than likely lost money on me.
I’m sorry I’m 5’8 and yet still can overcome guys nearly a foot taller than me…Bet on me, not against me.
So you took my son, you get nearly 3 grand a month from me, and yet you still somehow believe, you’re not making enough money so you need to start showing back up here? Who the hell are you? Terrell Owens?
So Yes, I’m done waiting another breath on you, I spent twelve years going thru heartache for you, and I won’t waste a another tear on you, Good luck in your career, stay away from me, and enjoy your future as kicking from your niece Zelda.
If you somehow thought this post was going to be completely about Mercedes, sorry, you know there is someone else I do have to address.
Here is the thing Steve, It so high and mighty of you to go and talk the usual crap that you always do, The thing is Steve, I’ve heard it for three and a half years, How you’re the franchise, how this is your company, how you’re the golden boy, Yes Steve, we all know the song and dance, and if I have to hear it once more, I’ll stab myself in the ear with a spark, or listen to both Lady Gaga and Ke$ha nonstop for 8 hours, about the same difference…
Actually if you give me a choice, I’ll stab myself in the earhole.
So let me ask you something Steve, How many nCw world titles have you won why I’ve been away, I mean, it’s been like I don’t know, a decade or something since I’ve been around, well maybe like 2 years, but that’s like a decade in our line of work.
That is the problem Steve and maybe you didn’t think this thru, while you are extremely gifted in many aspects of your life, your IQ has never been a strong point of yours now has it?
Yes, Leonard Fox may support you, as do most of the front office, but the thing you were always missing was me...
Face It Steve, you’ve always managed to reap the rewards of my hard work, I mean **** Man, you had a great gig going, teaming with perhaps the most talented wrestler to ever step foot into this promotion, All you had to do, was hang out with me, and what happens, Title shots come rolling your way…
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying, Dude, You suck donkey Kong dick, and wouldn’t have gotten there on your own, you would of, and I just speeded up the process...
Thank about it.
Anyone who ever has contract with me instantly becomes like two hundred percent more interesting.
Davey Ortega?
He went from just being a choke artist, to well, he still was a choke artist, but he got more noticed, While he was my mortal enemy, He somehow lured you into joining forces with him, lead two groups, and actually managed to save some face in the process, instead of, being another Joe Everyman.
Look at Lance Ryan, you remember; when he held that title we both wanted, what happened, suddenly the ease of retirement was lifted from him, and what happened? He ended up staying around for a little bit longer, having one of the best matches in nCw history, and formed the ever crappy Age of the Revolution…
I know, I joined the group for a while, I didn’t say all my career choices were great.
Even Spike…Spyke….That one guy, The once awesome nCw Champion, were in a funk, He was constantly getting his asshole compacted by the Revolution, suddenly, I stick my purple haired ass in the middle of that war, and he goes on to win, the last title he’s ever won in nCw, long before that one black dude got his credit score and identity.
1-800 Free Credit Dot com can help just so you know, they give you free credit scores, well after you sign up and pay them like twenty bucks, but we all know twenty bucks is free right?
At least Mercedes seems to think so when it comes from my wallet.
Then there was you Steven.
Sure you were a hot shot, who was heading towards getting his ass, handed to him by Jack Manson, you won the right to fight for your first championship without me, But I mean, I totally got you to the point of being a top contender for two different titles like in a span of two weeks, Now who is the awesome one…
The point of this long winded diatribe is that, you always needed me Steve; I was the thing that took you from being great, to being super-duper awesome like David Hasselhoff.
But of course, you wanted to take me out, I mean, I get it dude, I understand why you did it.
I do seriously…
We both know, you do quest to be one of the few men, who have managed to hold the nCw Championship more than once, because doing so, would make what few people remember Lance Ryan, mainly Joe Everyman, completely forget about him, and worship you like the Demi-God that you are.
However, you needed to get rid of one of the few people who actually stood in your way.
Me
And you see Steve; this is where the problem lies...
A Healthy Trent Helms facing you, one on one, is something even the mighty Steve Awesome doesn’t like to deal with; you won’t ever admit it, so that why I’m doing it for you.
How many times have been opponents before, at least a handful, if not more?
And every single time, things pretty much turn out bad for you, Losing your Tag Team title, not being able to defeat me and Adam together when given a second chance, getting pinned in a triple threat after being laid out by me, and then having pretty much the entire promotion running interference for you, nearly being overcame even after all that, then by some act of Odin, my best friend turns against me, and cost me my nCw championship, while my arm is wrapped in a *** damn burrito nonetheless.
Of course you can say, you’re the guy who ended Trent Helms Title run, and ended his comeback for good…
That in turn, is the problem.
You struck me down.
But instead I’m going to rise back up stronger then you ever imagined…
Jesus Titty ****ing Christ.
There are a lot of Star Wars references going around nowadays; maybe while I’m not this conference call, I’ll talk nCw to finally sanctioning a Light saber duel in the middle of the ring, Yes Suck on that Lindsey Lewis.
So let me say this Steve, and about your new found alliance with Rob Diamond…Go Ahead, have your fun, go get yourself killed off by Hobo Joe and Chris Diamond, I’ve already told Rob this, You can have your drama with them, I’m going to be sitting out, waiting, for the right time, to do what I should of done when I had the chance, end your time with nCw and truly show everyone, who the real *** damn Keanu Reeves of this promotion is.
I will be coming Steve, at some point when you totally forget, I’m going to get my revenge, I’m going to take your abs, and wear them around like Saiyan Body armor, and there isn’t a *** damn thing you’re going to do about it.
Because Steve, I will leave you…Broken into nothing when all is said and done.
Deuce…
Andercarvetti, ZeldaKnite, Venom, AdamKnite, KellyKnite, all like this.
This place really does have a surge of new talent that wasn’t here when I was sodmizing the completion here, You have Venom who I think is like one of the most under-rated, Sense, who even in his lose to my apprentice Rob Diamond, looked like the future he claims himself to be, Chris Gardner looks good too, however I could totally pull off the G-Effect if I needed too..
We all know I can.
What wasn’t great, seeing the biggest mistake of my life; show up once again, this time, attacking someone she thinks I slept with…
First Off Mercedes, if you’re reading this, and I know you are, because my Facebook will be blowing up, like your breasts did between 2006 and 2007, but that’s another story.
You had no reason to attack her this week, Why, Because somewhere in your mind, you think we are going to get back together at some point, it’s not happening, the love we once shared isn’t going to somehow reignite, You cheated on me, you’re a whore, and nothing short of L. Ron Hubbard showing up in the mother ship, while being protected by Cool Ranch Doritos with Energy Swords is going to convince me otherwise.
I mean, what was the reason? Because Roxxie wanted to have sex with me, you decide to attack her and cost her possibly the nCw women championship?
I mean, if you’re just going to attack people who want me to do the truffle shuffle with them, You might as well, start attacking the entire country of Canada as a start…my Life is my life, and the problem was, you sort of took the other part of me, when you pulled your act in the courtroom to take my soon away from me, because I would spend 18 hours a day as Mayhem Productions, and had a nanny take care of him. Somehow I guess most of the jury was people who more than likely lost money on me.
I’m sorry I’m 5’8 and yet still can overcome guys nearly a foot taller than me…Bet on me, not against me.
So you took my son, you get nearly 3 grand a month from me, and yet you still somehow believe, you’re not making enough money so you need to start showing back up here? Who the hell are you? Terrell Owens?
So Yes, I’m done waiting another breath on you, I spent twelve years going thru heartache for you, and I won’t waste a another tear on you, Good luck in your career, stay away from me, and enjoy your future as kicking from your niece Zelda.
If you somehow thought this post was going to be completely about Mercedes, sorry, you know there is someone else I do have to address.
Here is the thing Steve, It so high and mighty of you to go and talk the usual crap that you always do, The thing is Steve, I’ve heard it for three and a half years, How you’re the franchise, how this is your company, how you’re the golden boy, Yes Steve, we all know the song and dance, and if I have to hear it once more, I’ll stab myself in the ear with a spark, or listen to both Lady Gaga and Ke$ha nonstop for 8 hours, about the same difference…
Actually if you give me a choice, I’ll stab myself in the earhole.
So let me ask you something Steve, How many nCw world titles have you won why I’ve been away, I mean, it’s been like I don’t know, a decade or something since I’ve been around, well maybe like 2 years, but that’s like a decade in our line of work.
That is the problem Steve and maybe you didn’t think this thru, while you are extremely gifted in many aspects of your life, your IQ has never been a strong point of yours now has it?
Yes, Leonard Fox may support you, as do most of the front office, but the thing you were always missing was me...
Face It Steve, you’ve always managed to reap the rewards of my hard work, I mean **** Man, you had a great gig going, teaming with perhaps the most talented wrestler to ever step foot into this promotion, All you had to do, was hang out with me, and what happens, Title shots come rolling your way…
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying, Dude, You suck donkey Kong dick, and wouldn’t have gotten there on your own, you would of, and I just speeded up the process...
Thank about it.
Anyone who ever has contract with me instantly becomes like two hundred percent more interesting.
Davey Ortega?
He went from just being a choke artist, to well, he still was a choke artist, but he got more noticed, While he was my mortal enemy, He somehow lured you into joining forces with him, lead two groups, and actually managed to save some face in the process, instead of, being another Joe Everyman.
Look at Lance Ryan, you remember; when he held that title we both wanted, what happened, suddenly the ease of retirement was lifted from him, and what happened? He ended up staying around for a little bit longer, having one of the best matches in nCw history, and formed the ever crappy Age of the Revolution…
I know, I joined the group for a while, I didn’t say all my career choices were great.
Even Spike…Spyke….That one guy, The once awesome nCw Champion, were in a funk, He was constantly getting his asshole compacted by the Revolution, suddenly, I stick my purple haired ass in the middle of that war, and he goes on to win, the last title he’s ever won in nCw, long before that one black dude got his credit score and identity.
1-800 Free Credit Dot com can help just so you know, they give you free credit scores, well after you sign up and pay them like twenty bucks, but we all know twenty bucks is free right?
At least Mercedes seems to think so when it comes from my wallet.
Then there was you Steven.
Sure you were a hot shot, who was heading towards getting his ass, handed to him by Jack Manson, you won the right to fight for your first championship without me, But I mean, I totally got you to the point of being a top contender for two different titles like in a span of two weeks, Now who is the awesome one…
The point of this long winded diatribe is that, you always needed me Steve; I was the thing that took you from being great, to being super-duper awesome like David Hasselhoff.
But of course, you wanted to take me out, I mean, I get it dude, I understand why you did it.
I do seriously…
We both know, you do quest to be one of the few men, who have managed to hold the nCw Championship more than once, because doing so, would make what few people remember Lance Ryan, mainly Joe Everyman, completely forget about him, and worship you like the Demi-God that you are.
However, you needed to get rid of one of the few people who actually stood in your way.
Me
And you see Steve; this is where the problem lies...
A Healthy Trent Helms facing you, one on one, is something even the mighty Steve Awesome doesn’t like to deal with; you won’t ever admit it, so that why I’m doing it for you.
How many times have been opponents before, at least a handful, if not more?
And every single time, things pretty much turn out bad for you, Losing your Tag Team title, not being able to defeat me and Adam together when given a second chance, getting pinned in a triple threat after being laid out by me, and then having pretty much the entire promotion running interference for you, nearly being overcame even after all that, then by some act of Odin, my best friend turns against me, and cost me my nCw championship, while my arm is wrapped in a *** damn burrito nonetheless.
Of course you can say, you’re the guy who ended Trent Helms Title run, and ended his comeback for good…
That in turn, is the problem.
You struck me down.
But instead I’m going to rise back up stronger then you ever imagined…
Jesus Titty ****ing Christ.
There are a lot of Star Wars references going around nowadays; maybe while I’m not this conference call, I’ll talk nCw to finally sanctioning a Light saber duel in the middle of the ring, Yes Suck on that Lindsey Lewis.
So let me say this Steve, and about your new found alliance with Rob Diamond…Go Ahead, have your fun, go get yourself killed off by Hobo Joe and Chris Diamond, I’ve already told Rob this, You can have your drama with them, I’m going to be sitting out, waiting, for the right time, to do what I should of done when I had the chance, end your time with nCw and truly show everyone, who the real *** damn Keanu Reeves of this promotion is.
I will be coming Steve, at some point when you totally forget, I’m going to get my revenge, I’m going to take your abs, and wear them around like Saiyan Body armor, and there isn’t a *** damn thing you’re going to do about it.
Because Steve, I will leave you…Broken into nothing when all is said and done.
Deuce…
Andercarvetti, ZeldaKnite, Venom, AdamKnite, KellyKnite, all like this.