Post by Adam Knite on Mar 13, 2011 3:50:11 GMT -6
There was a time when I thought Andrew Jacobsen was one of the best young talents this company ever had the pleasure to sign. There was a time when I thought Jacobsen was going to be the future of the wrestling world. I thought he’d rocket up the ranks, steal people’s hearts and capture their imaginations. He looked ready to make that step, he looked like he was about to break out, become everything that everybody wish for him. Then he went and pussed out and acted all like a bitch crying to Steve Awesome about Steve being his daddy, how utterly and completely pathetic.
I can’t believe this same Andrew Jacobsen is the man I once approved of for my sister, I can’t believe this AJ is the same person I sit here and said for months I wish my sister would be with. I am usually a good judge of talent, when somebody is a complete turd no matter how polished somebody tries to make them, i can see through the guise. With Andrew though... I seriously honestly thought he was going to be something in this company, thought he had everything it took to be somebody special, but I was wrong. Apparently his ball sack hasn’t dropped yet, becasue that’s the only legit excuse to bitch out in a match like that.
Jacobsen if you’re watching this... I don’t understand how one person can go from being the golden boy of the company to being such a worthless little **** so fast that we need high speed cameras just to catch the action.... but you have. Nobody respects you anymore, not a single dame person. Not even Zelda... Christ you could of done anything and that little girl would of defended you because you’re her best friend and even she says you’ve become a joke. Lets be honest here and just come out and say it... that’s right you are Junior... a joke. Nobody has had the world in the palm of their hand like you had, nobody had the ability to point up towards the night sky and point out where their star was going to hang like you could.... then you went down faster than Freya Kane on a black man’s wang. Your ship sunk faster than the titanic.
What happened to you? I mean, I’m embarrassed to tell people that I once supported you to Zelda, that I once told her that she needed a guy like you in her life. Then I see you totally puss out and can’t protect her from Desiree or Harold, I see Rob swoop in and take her out from under your nose... dude! She had just gotten punched by her boyfriend, you’re telling me you couldn’t swoop in there and taker her away, show her what kind of man you are... she wanted it, I promise. No instead you stood back like the little puss you’ve become and just watched as the big bad asshole took her. That my good sir is just sad, the girl is practically begging for somebody to come in and show her that Kyle isn’t the only fish in the sea... and you just couldn’t work up the intestinal fortitude to fight for her. No wonder you failed your father and told Steve Awesome that he was your daddy instead, if you can’t even fight for a hot chick who’s crushing on you, then I guess nobody really should of expected you to man up and beat a wrestler like Steve.
You know what happened when Steve was threatening my family, when Steve tried to bring my life crashing down around me? I kicked his ass, that’s what happened, I didn’t roll over into the fetal position and cry like a baby like you did. I didn’t spend all week touring Detroit or whatever the **** it was you were doing that week. no... I focused in... I let the fire burn, the hatred overtake me and I would of broken his *** damn leg if he wouldn’t of tapped out in the final moments of that Ironman Match! You on the other hand just took your beating like a good little gimp, you were dominated, you were embarrassed.
The worst part is you embarrassed me, I supported you Jacobsen, I backed you and you got into a fight with Steve inside a match that I invented and you lay a ****ing egg!? Steve didn’t even have to half try! I watched it with my own two eyes, Steve had you beat before the match ever started, because you just don’t have what it takes to win the big ones. You don’t dedicate yourself enough, you don’t reach down low and grab that extra bit of effort or energy to keep going, instead you just quit and accepted your fate! You just died.... in my eyes, there is nothing you’ll ever do that will get you to recover from something like that.
The rest of your life, you’re going to be the one who fought Steve Awesome and told him that he was indeed your daddy. You’re going to be the one who lost his girl to Rob Diamond, you’re going to be that guy who banged some tranny. Is that what you want Jacobsen, is that what you want your legacy in NCW be? To be the perenial second place son of Steve Awesome who sexes up dudes?
Are you going to stay like this Andrew, are you content on being this sniveling little pissant who doesn’t go anywhere for the rest of his career because he’s too big of a giant puss to stand up and finally say that he’s going to climb that ladder?! Are you content on just wallowing around chasing other’s greatness or are you going to finally reach down and find those balls you claim to have grown and punch somebody in the *** damn face then lead this company into the future like you’re supposed to! Come on Andrew! Punch me! Fight me! Stake your claim on greatness! DO IT!
-laughing-
This is one more chance for you Andrew. You’ve been given a mulligan, if you could beat Me and DDK, you could erase a lot of people’s thoughts about your having a vagina from losing to Steve. You couldn’t stop Steve from tapping your mother, you couldn’t avenge your father, you couldn’t protest Zelda from Falcon or Desiree, you could save Scarface from her card accident... you’ve failed every single person that has believed in you, there is only one question left to answer... can you instead step up and do something for yourself? Can you win a battle against me.... for you, or are you going to let him down too?
Adam stands in his locker room, stretching his shoulders standing in front of a mirror he bounces up and down and tries to loosen up throwing a couple of punches that obviously hit nothing but air. He stops jumping and takes a deep breath releasing it into a long sigh in deep thought, the creaking of a wooden door opening causes him to jolt his head around, seeing his little sister standing there smiling at him.
“Hey little sis. I haven’t seen you in a while.”
“What are you doing?”
“Just loosening up before this match.”
“Good luck.”
“You two... try and stay away from Maniac and Harold if you can.”
“I’ll be fine, I’ve got Rob to protect me.”
She blushes noticably as she says this and looks away shyly. Adam just laughs at her before shaking his head and turning back to the mirror and taking another deep breath. Zelda bites down on her bottom lip as she has a tendency of doing when something is on her mind.
“Adam... don’t do anything to him.”
“Whatever do you mean?”
“You know what I’m talking about. Andrew is still like one of my best friends, so don’t hurt him outside of just wrestling a clean match.... got it?”
Adam doesn’t say a word instead a devilish smile crosses his face as he starts loosening up again throwing the punches at the air, bouncing back and forth from his right to his left leg. It’s easy to see that Zelda gets annoyed at this as she walks over, grabs his arm and turns him around. She puts her index finger in his face.
“I’m serious. You play nice.”
“Why are you so worried?”
“Because I know you, and I know that look on your face.”
“Maybe this will finally light a fire under his ass. I don’t know though... he did cry lite a little girl to Steve Awesome...”
“Hey...”
“Present company excluded from that “cry like a little girl comment” of course.”
Zelda looks awfully serious now as she puts her hands on her hips and begins tapping the ground with her left foot. Adam smiles at her, chuckles softly to himself almost mocking her and she being his sister for 20 years can see it right away.
“Don’t you dare mock me Adam... Straight up match... no funny business.”
“Alright Zelda... anything for my little sister.”
“Promise.”
“I’ll swear on that necklace you always wear.”
“Thank you.”
Zelda smiles timidly at her brother who extends his arms for a huge, which of course makes her giggle to herself before she of course accepts his offer. She smiles at him when they release before she turns around and exits the locker room. Adam watches her smiling, when she’s out of sight, his expression shifts to one of business. He sits down on the bench in the room, puts his chin in his hands and stares blankly forward until the camera pans around to see his face. Adam looks down briefly then looks back up staring into the lens.
“Lets drop the whole “King” act for a bit, can I? I can break character right? Good. Look, I’m giong to be serious. The reason we wanted you in the Revolution Andrew is because we thought you were a strong young man with a good heart who would fight for what he believed in. We thought you were the future of this company we thought that under our wing you’d grow and become something that would make us proud.... but instead.... instead you’ve dwindled down to this. What happened to the Jacobsen who was single handed fighting and defeating the entire Young Guns? What happened to that Andrew Jacobsen that beat Rob Diamond for the X-Division title?”
“See.. I think you got complacent kid, you have all the talent in the world, but you started hearing other people’s talks about how good you were, maybe it was my, Brad, and Kyle’s faults... I don’t know.. but whatever it was, you just stopped getting better, you hit the wall and now suddenly you think hanging out with the most uninteresting person to ever step foot into NCW, Emma Danielson, is going to improve that? Kiddo... you’re better than what you portraying here, trust me, I know talent, I trained Zelda remember? Of course you do. Which of course brings me to another point.”
“She cared about you, she loved you kid. I don’t know, maybe you didn’t care about her as much as everybody thought or as much as you claimed, I don’t know what on God’s green Earth got into you, but you just let Rob swing in there and take her right out from under your nose. It’s just not that... but it seems like you’re just not building off your success. Just look at Steve Awesome and that match... we were all pulling for you dude, we were all wanting you to beat him... everybody in this entire damn federation. Maybe it was just one match, maybe... but it seemed like so much more, it was your time to break through, it was your opportunity... and you failed.”
“Maybe you’ll redeem yourself, maybe you’ll come out here and stun the world by pinning me to the ground 1,2,3. I don’t know, and to be honest I kind of hope you do. I don’t have to tell you how many times I’ve won titles around the world, I don’t have to tell you what I’ve done, I can see you already did that research yourself... my point being that... I’m not going to keep this up forever, and seeing younger guys come in, step up, and show they are ready for bigger and better things is never bad. So just a little bit... I’m pulling for you. I’m not going to roll over or anything... but hell if you win... good for you.”
Adam looks down at the floor while rubbing his chin. he looks around the room, almost like he’s seeing if anybody is in there watching him, but of course there isn’t except for the camera that is recording his every word. He looks back up licks his lips, and begins talking again.
“Then of course, I wouldn’t want the little midget getting all mad because I didn’t mention him. Oh come on Ander, I’m just screwing around... so much hostility for such a little 5’4” guy... I’m kidding! Sheesh. Looke seriously... you know for two guys who have been linked for many years in a distant type of way, we’ve not had many clashes against one another have we? It’s weird, I think we’re Trent’s two best friends and yet... we sorta just ignored each other through the years.”
“No, this is not me reaching out because I suddenly want to be your BFF. Honestly I don’t know what this is about, I really don’t. I look down at this tag team title that I’ve earned more times than any person in this company and I just can’t help but think about what it all means, why I keep doing this... is it because I really care about this gold? I know it’s not because I care about beating you, or Andrew, I don’t give a **** about that honestly.”
“Kind of weird seeing a king like this isn’t it? Yeah, I’m kind of a paradox like that, deal with it. You know, it doesn’t matter, what I’m feeling... what’s running through my head, because I have an image to keep up, I’ve got a persona I need to go out there and play... let me just say something to you ok? I know we may not see eye to eye and we might not be the bestest of friends ever.. but good luck out there. I wish you the best... if nothing more than we have the same best friend, I hope you do well.... now if you’ll excuse me... I have to go get my crown.”
Fade out.
If it isn’t shorty mcmidget again... how have you been buddy? Haven’t lost to any more “Unbreakable Female Legend Status” wrestlers yet lately have you? That’s good kiddo. Looks like you went out there and found you a better partner though, that’s really good. I’m glad to see you with Jacobsen instead of that egotistical overblown assnuggett Holliday. You’ll have a much better time working with the Silver Medal kid, I promise.
So what is going to be your big boring speech about me going to be? Going to kick me in the mouth? Going to throw your ninja skills my way? Yell some video game slang towards me perhaps as you try and kick me, or will you mix it up a bit, and try to kick me with a kick. Then of course if you were trying to be really awesome you could try and do a spinning kick or possibly a double spinning kick... or even the dreaded triple spinning upside down kick! Yeah do that one, that one would be so much less boring than all your other kicks, I swear.
You know... it’s weird seeing the two most charismaless wrestlers on the roster teaming up. It’s like team boring versus team unpredictable. The two most straight laced unentertaining men around versus arguably the two biggest characters in wrestling history today. The guy who thinks he’s the king of the world and the guy who bangs anything and everything. Should make for a very interesting match, half the audience will be asleep and the other half will be cussing me and DDK out and possibly saying some antisemitic remarks... I don’t know why, they just will, Don’t try and overanalize every single thing I say. Christ.
Anyway, it should be a fun little defense for me and DDK, after we just put the World and National champions in their places not too long ago, did you catch that? Pretty cool huh? Yeah that’s what I thought too, we should be a good test for you and Andrew, if you can do well against us, then who knows maybe this new charismaless Rat Pack could do great things afterall, but then again, maybe not... you know because no talent whiners comboed as teams have always managed to do great things. For example anybody remember when Jimmy Zane and Kristoff Liam Bates teamed together, or how about when Sexy Jason formed that alliance with Jack Hammer, fun times.
Either way, it’s going to be fun getting back into the ring with Kicklin O'Kicksalot, it’ll be fun getting into the ring with Mr. Second Place, it’ll be fun yes, but you know what will be more fun? Making them bow at my throne, making them realize just exactly why me and DDK are the tag team champions...
Because we wanted to be.
and nobody could stop us.
Deal with it.
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I can’t believe this same Andrew Jacobsen is the man I once approved of for my sister, I can’t believe this AJ is the same person I sit here and said for months I wish my sister would be with. I am usually a good judge of talent, when somebody is a complete turd no matter how polished somebody tries to make them, i can see through the guise. With Andrew though... I seriously honestly thought he was going to be something in this company, thought he had everything it took to be somebody special, but I was wrong. Apparently his ball sack hasn’t dropped yet, becasue that’s the only legit excuse to bitch out in a match like that.
Jacobsen if you’re watching this... I don’t understand how one person can go from being the golden boy of the company to being such a worthless little **** so fast that we need high speed cameras just to catch the action.... but you have. Nobody respects you anymore, not a single dame person. Not even Zelda... Christ you could of done anything and that little girl would of defended you because you’re her best friend and even she says you’ve become a joke. Lets be honest here and just come out and say it... that’s right you are Junior... a joke. Nobody has had the world in the palm of their hand like you had, nobody had the ability to point up towards the night sky and point out where their star was going to hang like you could.... then you went down faster than Freya Kane on a black man’s wang. Your ship sunk faster than the titanic.
What happened to you? I mean, I’m embarrassed to tell people that I once supported you to Zelda, that I once told her that she needed a guy like you in her life. Then I see you totally puss out and can’t protect her from Desiree or Harold, I see Rob swoop in and take her out from under your nose... dude! She had just gotten punched by her boyfriend, you’re telling me you couldn’t swoop in there and taker her away, show her what kind of man you are... she wanted it, I promise. No instead you stood back like the little puss you’ve become and just watched as the big bad asshole took her. That my good sir is just sad, the girl is practically begging for somebody to come in and show her that Kyle isn’t the only fish in the sea... and you just couldn’t work up the intestinal fortitude to fight for her. No wonder you failed your father and told Steve Awesome that he was your daddy instead, if you can’t even fight for a hot chick who’s crushing on you, then I guess nobody really should of expected you to man up and beat a wrestler like Steve.
You know what happened when Steve was threatening my family, when Steve tried to bring my life crashing down around me? I kicked his ass, that’s what happened, I didn’t roll over into the fetal position and cry like a baby like you did. I didn’t spend all week touring Detroit or whatever the **** it was you were doing that week. no... I focused in... I let the fire burn, the hatred overtake me and I would of broken his *** damn leg if he wouldn’t of tapped out in the final moments of that Ironman Match! You on the other hand just took your beating like a good little gimp, you were dominated, you were embarrassed.
The worst part is you embarrassed me, I supported you Jacobsen, I backed you and you got into a fight with Steve inside a match that I invented and you lay a ****ing egg!? Steve didn’t even have to half try! I watched it with my own two eyes, Steve had you beat before the match ever started, because you just don’t have what it takes to win the big ones. You don’t dedicate yourself enough, you don’t reach down low and grab that extra bit of effort or energy to keep going, instead you just quit and accepted your fate! You just died.... in my eyes, there is nothing you’ll ever do that will get you to recover from something like that.
The rest of your life, you’re going to be the one who fought Steve Awesome and told him that he was indeed your daddy. You’re going to be the one who lost his girl to Rob Diamond, you’re going to be that guy who banged some tranny. Is that what you want Jacobsen, is that what you want your legacy in NCW be? To be the perenial second place son of Steve Awesome who sexes up dudes?
Are you going to stay like this Andrew, are you content on being this sniveling little pissant who doesn’t go anywhere for the rest of his career because he’s too big of a giant puss to stand up and finally say that he’s going to climb that ladder?! Are you content on just wallowing around chasing other’s greatness or are you going to finally reach down and find those balls you claim to have grown and punch somebody in the *** damn face then lead this company into the future like you’re supposed to! Come on Andrew! Punch me! Fight me! Stake your claim on greatness! DO IT!
-laughing-
This is one more chance for you Andrew. You’ve been given a mulligan, if you could beat Me and DDK, you could erase a lot of people’s thoughts about your having a vagina from losing to Steve. You couldn’t stop Steve from tapping your mother, you couldn’t avenge your father, you couldn’t protest Zelda from Falcon or Desiree, you could save Scarface from her card accident... you’ve failed every single person that has believed in you, there is only one question left to answer... can you instead step up and do something for yourself? Can you win a battle against me.... for you, or are you going to let him down too?
Adam stands in his locker room, stretching his shoulders standing in front of a mirror he bounces up and down and tries to loosen up throwing a couple of punches that obviously hit nothing but air. He stops jumping and takes a deep breath releasing it into a long sigh in deep thought, the creaking of a wooden door opening causes him to jolt his head around, seeing his little sister standing there smiling at him.
“Hey little sis. I haven’t seen you in a while.”
“What are you doing?”
“Just loosening up before this match.”
“Good luck.”
“You two... try and stay away from Maniac and Harold if you can.”
“I’ll be fine, I’ve got Rob to protect me.”
She blushes noticably as she says this and looks away shyly. Adam just laughs at her before shaking his head and turning back to the mirror and taking another deep breath. Zelda bites down on her bottom lip as she has a tendency of doing when something is on her mind.
“Adam... don’t do anything to him.”
“Whatever do you mean?”
“You know what I’m talking about. Andrew is still like one of my best friends, so don’t hurt him outside of just wrestling a clean match.... got it?”
Adam doesn’t say a word instead a devilish smile crosses his face as he starts loosening up again throwing the punches at the air, bouncing back and forth from his right to his left leg. It’s easy to see that Zelda gets annoyed at this as she walks over, grabs his arm and turns him around. She puts her index finger in his face.
“I’m serious. You play nice.”
“Why are you so worried?”
“Because I know you, and I know that look on your face.”
“Maybe this will finally light a fire under his ass. I don’t know though... he did cry lite a little girl to Steve Awesome...”
“Hey...”
“Present company excluded from that “cry like a little girl comment” of course.”
Zelda looks awfully serious now as she puts her hands on her hips and begins tapping the ground with her left foot. Adam smiles at her, chuckles softly to himself almost mocking her and she being his sister for 20 years can see it right away.
“Don’t you dare mock me Adam... Straight up match... no funny business.”
“Alright Zelda... anything for my little sister.”
“Promise.”
“I’ll swear on that necklace you always wear.”
“Thank you.”
Zelda smiles timidly at her brother who extends his arms for a huge, which of course makes her giggle to herself before she of course accepts his offer. She smiles at him when they release before she turns around and exits the locker room. Adam watches her smiling, when she’s out of sight, his expression shifts to one of business. He sits down on the bench in the room, puts his chin in his hands and stares blankly forward until the camera pans around to see his face. Adam looks down briefly then looks back up staring into the lens.
“Lets drop the whole “King” act for a bit, can I? I can break character right? Good. Look, I’m giong to be serious. The reason we wanted you in the Revolution Andrew is because we thought you were a strong young man with a good heart who would fight for what he believed in. We thought you were the future of this company we thought that under our wing you’d grow and become something that would make us proud.... but instead.... instead you’ve dwindled down to this. What happened to the Jacobsen who was single handed fighting and defeating the entire Young Guns? What happened to that Andrew Jacobsen that beat Rob Diamond for the X-Division title?”
“See.. I think you got complacent kid, you have all the talent in the world, but you started hearing other people’s talks about how good you were, maybe it was my, Brad, and Kyle’s faults... I don’t know.. but whatever it was, you just stopped getting better, you hit the wall and now suddenly you think hanging out with the most uninteresting person to ever step foot into NCW, Emma Danielson, is going to improve that? Kiddo... you’re better than what you portraying here, trust me, I know talent, I trained Zelda remember? Of course you do. Which of course brings me to another point.”
“She cared about you, she loved you kid. I don’t know, maybe you didn’t care about her as much as everybody thought or as much as you claimed, I don’t know what on God’s green Earth got into you, but you just let Rob swing in there and take her right out from under your nose. It’s just not that... but it seems like you’re just not building off your success. Just look at Steve Awesome and that match... we were all pulling for you dude, we were all wanting you to beat him... everybody in this entire damn federation. Maybe it was just one match, maybe... but it seemed like so much more, it was your time to break through, it was your opportunity... and you failed.”
“Maybe you’ll redeem yourself, maybe you’ll come out here and stun the world by pinning me to the ground 1,2,3. I don’t know, and to be honest I kind of hope you do. I don’t have to tell you how many times I’ve won titles around the world, I don’t have to tell you what I’ve done, I can see you already did that research yourself... my point being that... I’m not going to keep this up forever, and seeing younger guys come in, step up, and show they are ready for bigger and better things is never bad. So just a little bit... I’m pulling for you. I’m not going to roll over or anything... but hell if you win... good for you.”
Adam looks down at the floor while rubbing his chin. he looks around the room, almost like he’s seeing if anybody is in there watching him, but of course there isn’t except for the camera that is recording his every word. He looks back up licks his lips, and begins talking again.
“Then of course, I wouldn’t want the little midget getting all mad because I didn’t mention him. Oh come on Ander, I’m just screwing around... so much hostility for such a little 5’4” guy... I’m kidding! Sheesh. Looke seriously... you know for two guys who have been linked for many years in a distant type of way, we’ve not had many clashes against one another have we? It’s weird, I think we’re Trent’s two best friends and yet... we sorta just ignored each other through the years.”
“No, this is not me reaching out because I suddenly want to be your BFF. Honestly I don’t know what this is about, I really don’t. I look down at this tag team title that I’ve earned more times than any person in this company and I just can’t help but think about what it all means, why I keep doing this... is it because I really care about this gold? I know it’s not because I care about beating you, or Andrew, I don’t give a **** about that honestly.”
“Kind of weird seeing a king like this isn’t it? Yeah, I’m kind of a paradox like that, deal with it. You know, it doesn’t matter, what I’m feeling... what’s running through my head, because I have an image to keep up, I’ve got a persona I need to go out there and play... let me just say something to you ok? I know we may not see eye to eye and we might not be the bestest of friends ever.. but good luck out there. I wish you the best... if nothing more than we have the same best friend, I hope you do well.... now if you’ll excuse me... I have to go get my crown.”
Fade out.
If it isn’t shorty mcmidget again... how have you been buddy? Haven’t lost to any more “Unbreakable Female Legend Status” wrestlers yet lately have you? That’s good kiddo. Looks like you went out there and found you a better partner though, that’s really good. I’m glad to see you with Jacobsen instead of that egotistical overblown assnuggett Holliday. You’ll have a much better time working with the Silver Medal kid, I promise.
So what is going to be your big boring speech about me going to be? Going to kick me in the mouth? Going to throw your ninja skills my way? Yell some video game slang towards me perhaps as you try and kick me, or will you mix it up a bit, and try to kick me with a kick. Then of course if you were trying to be really awesome you could try and do a spinning kick or possibly a double spinning kick... or even the dreaded triple spinning upside down kick! Yeah do that one, that one would be so much less boring than all your other kicks, I swear.
You know... it’s weird seeing the two most charismaless wrestlers on the roster teaming up. It’s like team boring versus team unpredictable. The two most straight laced unentertaining men around versus arguably the two biggest characters in wrestling history today. The guy who thinks he’s the king of the world and the guy who bangs anything and everything. Should make for a very interesting match, half the audience will be asleep and the other half will be cussing me and DDK out and possibly saying some antisemitic remarks... I don’t know why, they just will, Don’t try and overanalize every single thing I say. Christ.
Anyway, it should be a fun little defense for me and DDK, after we just put the World and National champions in their places not too long ago, did you catch that? Pretty cool huh? Yeah that’s what I thought too, we should be a good test for you and Andrew, if you can do well against us, then who knows maybe this new charismaless Rat Pack could do great things afterall, but then again, maybe not... you know because no talent whiners comboed as teams have always managed to do great things. For example anybody remember when Jimmy Zane and Kristoff Liam Bates teamed together, or how about when Sexy Jason formed that alliance with Jack Hammer, fun times.
Either way, it’s going to be fun getting back into the ring with Kicklin O'Kicksalot, it’ll be fun getting into the ring with Mr. Second Place, it’ll be fun yes, but you know what will be more fun? Making them bow at my throne, making them realize just exactly why me and DDK are the tag team champions...
Because we wanted to be.
and nobody could stop us.
Deal with it.
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