Post by Simon Daye on Mar 13, 2011 5:13:07 GMT -6
-:: How did it feel you stupid ass skank? ::-
-:: My feet driving a steel chair into your and your husband’s heart. ::-
-:: Felt great for me, I don’t know about you. ::-
-:: So what are you going to do now Maria? Whip Aureole out again and have her talk about how much she loves her lame ass daddy and how she wishes you luck in the big match? ::-
-:: We’ve seen that already. ::-
-:: Maybe you can call me a jealous bitch, or a possibly even a dirty skank, that should be fun yet completely the exact same things as you said before. We know you’re vocabularity is limited Maria, it’s all cool. We know why you seldom say anything on a camera and when you do... it drops the quality of the Joe Everyman promo exponentially. That means “a lot” in case you were wondering no need to go whip out the old dictionary... well... ..not just a lot.. but alot times alot.. sorry.. multiplication might be beyond you.. had to simplify it for you. ::-
-:: See... you keep trying to paint me as the bad guy here, yet I wasn’t the one sticking my “thing” inside another woman, night after night screaming her name as she showed me things that my wife could never give me. No, I was the one giving him the greatest nights of his sexual life. Time and time again we went at it, time and time again he fall asleep with me in his arms after he just went thought an adventure with me, and you want to know how many times he showed remorse for what he was doing to you, you wanna know how many times that he worried about what his daughter would think about his actions if anybody found out? None. Not a single damn time did he give two ****s about you or that little robot of child of yours. ::-
-:: Seriously... who would care about you? That damn hamster he picked up in Hershey showed more personality in his one appearance than you have in years of hanging around and doing nothing important in the background sets of your husband’s promos. At least that little guy cartooned it up by sticking his head out of Joe’s pocket as he strolled out of that store like he had just won the lottery. At least people still remember that little guy and his amazing exploits... nobody knows who you are, nobody has remembered a single damn thing you’ve ever done or said. I mean, how does that make you feel.. not only in that one instance did he show that hamster more love and affection than he’s ever shown you, the hamster also became an instant Internet star to always be remembered by the fans, while you get to sit in the background and bake a pie or something. ::-
-:: No, I don’t know if you actually bake pies, nor do I particularly care you stupid ass end table. ::-
-:: I don’t care about you at all honestly, if it wasn’t for the fact that you decided that you could stand a chance against me and called me all kinds of names I would of left you and Lil’ Bitchy McStupidFace out of this.So really if you want to think bout it.. it’s all your fault that this happened, you’re the one who brought this on yourself. You could of easily just stood out of the picture but no... since Joe Everyman took such a huge PR hit from sleeping with me int he first place you had to come in and try to rewrite his image because he told you to.. you had to stick your nose in this, make sure to enjoy the bed you made ok hun? ::-
-:: My feet driving a steel chair into your and your husband’s heart. ::-
-:: Felt great for me, I don’t know about you. ::-
-:: So what are you going to do now Maria? Whip Aureole out again and have her talk about how much she loves her lame ass daddy and how she wishes you luck in the big match? ::-
-:: We’ve seen that already. ::-
-:: Maybe you can call me a jealous bitch, or a possibly even a dirty skank, that should be fun yet completely the exact same things as you said before. We know you’re vocabularity is limited Maria, it’s all cool. We know why you seldom say anything on a camera and when you do... it drops the quality of the Joe Everyman promo exponentially. That means “a lot” in case you were wondering no need to go whip out the old dictionary... well... ..not just a lot.. but alot times alot.. sorry.. multiplication might be beyond you.. had to simplify it for you. ::-
-:: See... you keep trying to paint me as the bad guy here, yet I wasn’t the one sticking my “thing” inside another woman, night after night screaming her name as she showed me things that my wife could never give me. No, I was the one giving him the greatest nights of his sexual life. Time and time again we went at it, time and time again he fall asleep with me in his arms after he just went thought an adventure with me, and you want to know how many times he showed remorse for what he was doing to you, you wanna know how many times that he worried about what his daughter would think about his actions if anybody found out? None. Not a single damn time did he give two ****s about you or that little robot of child of yours. ::-
-:: Seriously... who would care about you? That damn hamster he picked up in Hershey showed more personality in his one appearance than you have in years of hanging around and doing nothing important in the background sets of your husband’s promos. At least that little guy cartooned it up by sticking his head out of Joe’s pocket as he strolled out of that store like he had just won the lottery. At least people still remember that little guy and his amazing exploits... nobody knows who you are, nobody has remembered a single damn thing you’ve ever done or said. I mean, how does that make you feel.. not only in that one instance did he show that hamster more love and affection than he’s ever shown you, the hamster also became an instant Internet star to always be remembered by the fans, while you get to sit in the background and bake a pie or something. ::-
-:: No, I don’t know if you actually bake pies, nor do I particularly care you stupid ass end table. ::-
-:: I don’t care about you at all honestly, if it wasn’t for the fact that you decided that you could stand a chance against me and called me all kinds of names I would of left you and Lil’ Bitchy McStupidFace out of this.So really if you want to think bout it.. it’s all your fault that this happened, you’re the one who brought this on yourself. You could of easily just stood out of the picture but no... since Joe Everyman took such a huge PR hit from sleeping with me int he first place you had to come in and try to rewrite his image because he told you to.. you had to stick your nose in this, make sure to enjoy the bed you made ok hun? ::-
We open up inside the office of Ashlie Ember as we tend to do in her promos, because well... that’s where she spends the majority of her time, being a business woman dedicated to her job and all. Anyway, we see Ashlie there and she apparently hasn’t left for the night as her head lays on her desk on a pillow made from her hands. The door to the office swings open, Jeff walks in opens the shades and then puts her muchachino on the desk.
“Ashlie? Wake up.”
“Huh?”
“You slept here again.”
“Oh, I guess I did... When did you leave Jeff?”
“A little after six thirty.”
“You stayed late?”
“Had to make sure you were going to be ok.”
Ashlie leans back in her chair and yawns, her blonde hair is a wild mess but she takes a long drink of the coffee before she lets out a quick giggle. Her eyes droop as she looks like she’s about to doze off again.
“Jeff I’m not teenager who has to be looked after. You’re my personal assistant you don’t have to look out for me.”
“I know... just trying to be a good employee... but you know you shouldn't push yourself so far.”
“I know Jeff... just... I haven’t been getting much sleep anyway.”
“Are you worried about the...”
“No Goddamitt, Jeff, i’m not worried about the ****ing match!”
“I’ll take that as a yes.”
“-sigh- I’m sorry jeff.. just.. so tired.”
Ashlie stares at the floor with a sad and tired expression on her face. Jeff shakes his head, walks over and leans against the window. He looks like he’s gotten an idea and puts up his finger like a light bulb just went off.
“Well Miss Ashlie... I could always just take messages, cancel oppontments and cover for you the best I can while you just go home and sleep.”
“I can’t...”
“Since you hired me I’ve never seen you take a day off, you even worked Sundays and Saturdays before you signed that NCW contract. You can take a day off.”
“Alright Jeff...you win.”
Ashlie stands up and and grabs her briefcase and looks like she’s about to exit the office, but she comes back and gives a stunned Jeff a quick hug. She looks at Jeff and nods.
“Jeff I know I’m a jerk... but... thank you.”
-:: What’s funny is... I say something will happen.. and it does. ::-
-:: I say there is going to be a lovey dovey love scene between Joe and maria that shows them romantically saying everything is ok. ::-
-:: So of course there is. ::-
-:: It’s the same old story all the time, this entire family is nothing but the most annoyingly disgusting cutesy predictable couple on the face of the Earth. It’s the same thing every week... somebody calls you out for not having Maria in a promo ever since Karras was gone... and she suddenly appears proclaiming their love for you. I tell you you’re nothing but a fake ass woman who’s only purpose is to try and make Joe Everyman look as good as possible by his every command and what do you do? You just blow off the fact that he cheated on you and your little daughter, showing up, telling him everything is ok.. ::-
-:: If somebody mentioned that you should go play in traffic are you going to go do that too? ::-
-:: It’s like a freaking broken record. It is... we even got to see Maria... blame everything that happened.. ON HERSELF! COME ON! Really!? REALLY!? ::-
-:: That’s what we’re ****ing reduced to around here!? Maria is such a background decoration that she just doesn’t have a single ****ing rational thought inside of her stupid ****ing head!? You’re mad at me... for coming back because I was hurt by the way your husband just let me go... you’re mad at me... but for the man who cheated on you repeatedly... without giving a damn... out in the open for everybody to see... you don’t care...and blame yourself!? COME ON! Seriously, you’ve gotta be kidding me with this stupid ****! ::-
-:: Somebody please just yell cut and snap the board so we can end this contrived bull **** from those two. I’m begging you, it’s like Uwe Boll is directing their life or something! So many cliches, so many perfectly wrapped hollywood style endings to controversy! It’s disgusting... it’s it’s... retarded. Please... somebody, just end those two! ::-
-:: You know what... I don’t care... I … I don’t even want to think about it anymore. It’s just too stupid, it’s like I’m watching a bad high school play. I can literally feel myself losing brain cells by the second... it’s just too stupid. ::-
-:: Let me just say one final thing ok and I’ll be done with this... Joe... it’s not because you don’t love me you sniveling idiot. It’s not about that at all, it’s about how you treated me as a person. You told me you loved me... fine... but you never apologized for it, you never called me after I left, you never did anything... except pretend I didn’t exist. That’s what hurt Joe... that’s what made me feel lower than dirt, because it was exactly how Adam acted when he dumped me.... like he just erased me from his mind... ::-
-:: I’m sorry that, that hurt more than words could describe... I’m sorry that my best is never good enough for anybody... but after this match... it’s done and over... I’ll have my closure, if you say you’re sorry or not, if you acknowledge my existence or not. Just remember that I really did care about you Joe... and also, I would say that I was sorry about what I caused in your marriage, but apparently... my sleeping with you didn’t cause any conflict so there really is no reason to now is there? ::-
[/b][/center]-:: I say there is going to be a lovey dovey love scene between Joe and maria that shows them romantically saying everything is ok. ::-
-:: So of course there is. ::-
-:: It’s the same old story all the time, this entire family is nothing but the most annoyingly disgusting cutesy predictable couple on the face of the Earth. It’s the same thing every week... somebody calls you out for not having Maria in a promo ever since Karras was gone... and she suddenly appears proclaiming their love for you. I tell you you’re nothing but a fake ass woman who’s only purpose is to try and make Joe Everyman look as good as possible by his every command and what do you do? You just blow off the fact that he cheated on you and your little daughter, showing up, telling him everything is ok.. ::-
-:: If somebody mentioned that you should go play in traffic are you going to go do that too? ::-
-:: It’s like a freaking broken record. It is... we even got to see Maria... blame everything that happened.. ON HERSELF! COME ON! Really!? REALLY!? ::-
-:: That’s what we’re ****ing reduced to around here!? Maria is such a background decoration that she just doesn’t have a single ****ing rational thought inside of her stupid ****ing head!? You’re mad at me... for coming back because I was hurt by the way your husband just let me go... you’re mad at me... but for the man who cheated on you repeatedly... without giving a damn... out in the open for everybody to see... you don’t care...and blame yourself!? COME ON! Seriously, you’ve gotta be kidding me with this stupid ****! ::-
-:: Somebody please just yell cut and snap the board so we can end this contrived bull **** from those two. I’m begging you, it’s like Uwe Boll is directing their life or something! So many cliches, so many perfectly wrapped hollywood style endings to controversy! It’s disgusting... it’s it’s... retarded. Please... somebody, just end those two! ::-
-:: You know what... I don’t care... I … I don’t even want to think about it anymore. It’s just too stupid, it’s like I’m watching a bad high school play. I can literally feel myself losing brain cells by the second... it’s just too stupid. ::-
-:: Let me just say one final thing ok and I’ll be done with this... Joe... it’s not because you don’t love me you sniveling idiot. It’s not about that at all, it’s about how you treated me as a person. You told me you loved me... fine... but you never apologized for it, you never called me after I left, you never did anything... except pretend I didn’t exist. That’s what hurt Joe... that’s what made me feel lower than dirt, because it was exactly how Adam acted when he dumped me.... like he just erased me from his mind... ::-
-:: I’m sorry that, that hurt more than words could describe... I’m sorry that my best is never good enough for anybody... but after this match... it’s done and over... I’ll have my closure, if you say you’re sorry or not, if you acknowledge my existence or not. Just remember that I really did care about you Joe... and also, I would say that I was sorry about what I caused in your marriage, but apparently... my sleeping with you didn’t cause any conflict so there really is no reason to now is there? ::-
We come back and see Ashlie laying in bed sleeping soundly, at around noon. Simon is laying next to her, he's not asleep, he's just there cuddling her, he leans forward and kisses her on the neck as we quickly fade out again on Ashlie's smiling face.