Post by Rob Diamond on Mar 13, 2011 7:58:47 GMT -6
"Sometimes I wonder if it's something they put in the water?"
{ After a weeks worth of waiting you are finally graced with the presence of Robert Diamond. His smirk exceeds all expectations as his pearly whites glisten in the studio lighting. }
"No really, how in the hell do three ****ed up losers like yourselves even exist all at the same time? It's like a ****ing star trek convention except there isn't a single redeeming quality about the three of you and you all seem to be in to gang banging three somes with whips and bondage toys."
{ Shudders. }
"Creepy. Now where should we start today? Perhaps with the fat goth chick with the Zelda obsession? Hey fatty, heard you hate being called fat, try losing some ****ing weight then. And hey, you may want to consider not trying ten of everything at the buffet table before shows, the food is for everyone after all."
{ He makes an "awwww, did that hurt?" face. }
"Look here bitch. I'm not in Falconing women. It's not my thing. It works for Kyle and that's fine. I guess he figures sometimes you gotta smack a bitch. Whatever. But you? Your not a woman. Your not even a person. You know what you are?"
"A clone."
"You are EVERY SINGLE foul mouthed little **** that Zelda has ever annihilated rolled into one fat ass package with skin complexion issues. Your nothing original. Nothing new. Your Julietta Lee without the dead cat. Tara Fenix with a weight problem. Your Emma Danielson if she actually looked like a chick."
"Your an unoriginal fat bitch and Zelda is going to destroy you."
{ Rob shrugs and laughs it off. }
"But hey, look at it this way, after Zelda is done raping you in that ring like she were wearing a strap on you can finally complete the fat goth whore image..."
"And kill yourself."
{ Harsh. }
"And then we have Homeless Harold who has apparently gone back to his stance that I'm a bad ass mother trucker and he kind of sort of respects me but I'm Chris' enemy so he's gonna try and beat me up real good."
{ Yawns. }
"I'm sorry, this is March, Harold, you may want to stop recycling that promo from last month. What's next, you going to come out and completely disregard everything you just said and tell me 'ITS CLOBBERIN' TIME!!!!!'? Come the hell on big man, you can do better than that. You've literally ripped people's heads off and the best you got for me is some enemy of my enemy bull**** and just straight up admitting I'm not afraid of your Jason Vorhees loving ass?"
"Who chopped your balls off?"
"Where's all the big boy threats of pain and disembowelment? Where's all the cryptic Homeless Harold garbage about how I'm a stain on society and your the washer that's going to clean me off. Where's your nut sack homey? Huh? Maniac take that along with your sense of identify and self respect? Your like a big neutered fagot in a mask and you seriously need to get the **** out of my ring before you get hurt."
{ His voice oozes with malice. He's getting angry. }
"Your not playing Harold? Really? Your not?"
"CAUSE THIS AIN'T A GAME TO ME EITHER!"
"You think I was playing when you tried to cave my head in six million times? Oh I'm sorry if I gave that impression big guy because I haven't been playing with you assholes at all. I'm done playing games with you people. I'm done sitting back and letting it happen. I'm done being the human punching bag in this little feud. You mother truckers think your so big and bag, that your the only monsters in nCw?"
"You don't know what evil is."
"I don't need to wear a mask to injure someone. I don't need to wear a mask to ruin their life. I don't need to wear a mask to ****ing murder someone in that ring."
"Ask Falcon."
"Ask Nelly Angel."
"Ask Xavier Williams."
"ASK THEM!"
"And see what they tell you Harry. You think their going to tell you that I'm some love drunk puppy dog with a cute smile?"
"I'm the real monster here."
{ He grins. }
"And it's time the rest of you posers sat the hell down."
{ He stops and cracks his neck out of slight irritation. The next word he says is literally covered in hatred. }
"Chris..."
{ He lets it hang there for a second, just lets his name sit in the breeze, air it out, you know. His face twists a little as he tries to find the exact words he wants to use. }
"I'm... Sorry."
{ WTF? }
"That's right asshole, you heard me. I'm sorry I messed your life with Rayne up. I'm sorry because your right, you deserve her, you deserved to be happy and I did what I did for purely selfish reasons."
"I'm a dick."
"And you have successfully exposed me to everyone who cares about me for what I am. Thank you for that. I truly needed to be reminded about every bad thing I've ever said. But here's the thing Chris, I destroyed your love life, true, I took from you your happiness and turned you into this masked behemoth with a fat girl friend. I did that."
"And you should get on your goddam knees and thank me."
{ The smirk that had been firmly plastered on his face begins to melt. }
"Before I came along and flipped the script you were a suited up, pen pushing monkey. No one respected you. No one liked you. No one gave a **** about you. The legendary Maniac had become nothing more than Leonard Fox's nut catcher."
"And you liked doing that?"
"You liked being half the man you were? I gave it back to you Chris. I peeled away Chris Diamond and revealed the real you to the world, to nCw. I gave them Maniac. I gave them this amazing run you've been on, this path of destruction you've left. This whole little mission your crew is on is because of me. The awesome matches, the amazing blood baths, the sweet ass dark promos...."
"All me."
"And you want to destroy your gravy train over a near forty year old woman with ten tons of baggage and trust issues? Dude, seriously, you need to get that head of yours checked out because the only bad thing I've done is allow you to think you could win."
{ He sarcastically slaps his hand over his mouth like he's surprised. }
"Oh, I'm sorry, I forget to tell you how the story ends Chris. See this story doesn't end with the righteous villain, which is you, finally getting his revenge on the now savage hero who caused it, which is me. See this story ends sort of like Grendel. You ever read that? See, in Grendel, the supposed monster wasn't really that at all. The people in the village poked and prodded and pretty much forced him to retaliate. Then Beowulf showed up, completely unaware of the horrible things the village had done, and he raped Grendel like there was no tomorrow."
"In the end, the real monster... Was the hero."
{ He gives a little "whats up" wave to the camera. }
"That's me. Your totally justified in everything you've done. I gave you every reason in the world to try and kill me. And here we are, two months later, and through it all I still stand. I'm still here. You have failed Chris. People want to joke about me an my life but look at you. What have you done that's so successful? Throw away the Honor title to Lex Sense and bury a priest? Congrats buddy, but you still failed at your real mission. You haven't killed me yet."
"And what doesn't kill me... Makes me stronger."
"I'm not afraid of you anymore. I'm not burdened by your career anymore. I'm not Rob 'Chris' little brother' Diamond any ****ing more. Now, you live in MY shadow. Now, your Chris 'Rob's bitch brother' Diamond. NOW! Now I'm the Diamond everybody talks about and I'm the one making the real impact. Your nothing Chris. Just a pissed off middle aged retard who can't quite grasp the fact that he isn't exactly as good as he once was."
{ Rob takes a step toward the camera, making it so his shoulders and head are the only things in the shot. He wants you to have a close up of his face. }
"I don't give a damn about your reasons anymore Chris. Do what you've got to do. Gun for me all you want. It's not going to change the cold hard fact that you are not good enough and you never have been. I've surpassed you in every way imaginable and it's only a matter of time before I can call myself a world champion around here. You think you've got what it takes to put me down? Try it. I'm right here Chris. I have never run from you. I have never tried to avoid you. I've been standing right in front of you my whole damn life. You want to kill?"
"DO IT ALREADY!"
"Otherwise shut the hell up."
{ Rob scoffs as the camera draws in a little closer. }
"I made you into this Chris. I gift wrapped this persona for you with a nice black bow. I'm the only reason you matter here... And now... Even if it kills me too..."
"I'm going to end you."
"I'm the man without fear and your about to meet your maker."
"Suck it."
{ Fade. }
{ The rental car pulled up in front of Gib's house. Rob jumped out of his side and ran around to let Zelda out of hers. She giggled as she stood up. }
"Your awfully happy today."
{ He smiles and shakes his head. }
"I'm always happy when I'm with you."
"Awwww."
{ She leans in and gives him a kiss, their eyes meet for a second and the kiss becomes infinitely more passionate. }
"Zelda..."
"What??"
"Your making me so hard right now."
{ She looks down. }
"I can see that."
{ Zelda bites her lower lip and looks around, coast is clear and fist full of crotch. She gives him another quick kiss before turning and skipping up the walk toward her dad's house. Rob's jaw drops as he's left there pitching a massive tent. }
"TEASE!"
{ She looks back and bites her lip again before shrugging. }
"What can I say? I like making you squirm."
{ Rob shakes his head and hurries up behind her, stopping her at the door. }
"Z..."
{ She fumbles with the key and half looks at Rob. }
"Yeah?"
{ Rob looks around nervously, like he's not sure what to say next. Shocking right? }
"You... uhhh... You told me last month... That ummm... There was something I wanted to tell you..."
"What's that?"
{ She says as she unlocks the door and begins to twist the knob. }
"..I.. I lov-"
"DADDY!!!!"
{ Zelda shrieks as she sees her father laying on the ground near the phone, his hand clenching his chest. Fade. }
{ After a weeks worth of waiting you are finally graced with the presence of Robert Diamond. His smirk exceeds all expectations as his pearly whites glisten in the studio lighting. }
"No really, how in the hell do three ****ed up losers like yourselves even exist all at the same time? It's like a ****ing star trek convention except there isn't a single redeeming quality about the three of you and you all seem to be in to gang banging three somes with whips and bondage toys."
{ Shudders. }
"Creepy. Now where should we start today? Perhaps with the fat goth chick with the Zelda obsession? Hey fatty, heard you hate being called fat, try losing some ****ing weight then. And hey, you may want to consider not trying ten of everything at the buffet table before shows, the food is for everyone after all."
{ He makes an "awwww, did that hurt?" face. }
"Look here bitch. I'm not in Falconing women. It's not my thing. It works for Kyle and that's fine. I guess he figures sometimes you gotta smack a bitch. Whatever. But you? Your not a woman. Your not even a person. You know what you are?"
"A clone."
"You are EVERY SINGLE foul mouthed little **** that Zelda has ever annihilated rolled into one fat ass package with skin complexion issues. Your nothing original. Nothing new. Your Julietta Lee without the dead cat. Tara Fenix with a weight problem. Your Emma Danielson if she actually looked like a chick."
"Your an unoriginal fat bitch and Zelda is going to destroy you."
{ Rob shrugs and laughs it off. }
"But hey, look at it this way, after Zelda is done raping you in that ring like she were wearing a strap on you can finally complete the fat goth whore image..."
"And kill yourself."
{ Harsh. }
"And then we have Homeless Harold who has apparently gone back to his stance that I'm a bad ass mother trucker and he kind of sort of respects me but I'm Chris' enemy so he's gonna try and beat me up real good."
{ Yawns. }
"I'm sorry, this is March, Harold, you may want to stop recycling that promo from last month. What's next, you going to come out and completely disregard everything you just said and tell me 'ITS CLOBBERIN' TIME!!!!!'? Come the hell on big man, you can do better than that. You've literally ripped people's heads off and the best you got for me is some enemy of my enemy bull**** and just straight up admitting I'm not afraid of your Jason Vorhees loving ass?"
"Who chopped your balls off?"
"Where's all the big boy threats of pain and disembowelment? Where's all the cryptic Homeless Harold garbage about how I'm a stain on society and your the washer that's going to clean me off. Where's your nut sack homey? Huh? Maniac take that along with your sense of identify and self respect? Your like a big neutered fagot in a mask and you seriously need to get the **** out of my ring before you get hurt."
{ His voice oozes with malice. He's getting angry. }
"Your not playing Harold? Really? Your not?"
"CAUSE THIS AIN'T A GAME TO ME EITHER!"
"You think I was playing when you tried to cave my head in six million times? Oh I'm sorry if I gave that impression big guy because I haven't been playing with you assholes at all. I'm done playing games with you people. I'm done sitting back and letting it happen. I'm done being the human punching bag in this little feud. You mother truckers think your so big and bag, that your the only monsters in nCw?"
"You don't know what evil is."
"I don't need to wear a mask to injure someone. I don't need to wear a mask to ruin their life. I don't need to wear a mask to ****ing murder someone in that ring."
"Ask Falcon."
"Ask Nelly Angel."
"Ask Xavier Williams."
"ASK THEM!"
"And see what they tell you Harry. You think their going to tell you that I'm some love drunk puppy dog with a cute smile?"
"I'm the real monster here."
{ He grins. }
"And it's time the rest of you posers sat the hell down."
{ He stops and cracks his neck out of slight irritation. The next word he says is literally covered in hatred. }
"Chris..."
{ He lets it hang there for a second, just lets his name sit in the breeze, air it out, you know. His face twists a little as he tries to find the exact words he wants to use. }
"I'm... Sorry."
{ WTF? }
"That's right asshole, you heard me. I'm sorry I messed your life with Rayne up. I'm sorry because your right, you deserve her, you deserved to be happy and I did what I did for purely selfish reasons."
"I'm a dick."
"And you have successfully exposed me to everyone who cares about me for what I am. Thank you for that. I truly needed to be reminded about every bad thing I've ever said. But here's the thing Chris, I destroyed your love life, true, I took from you your happiness and turned you into this masked behemoth with a fat girl friend. I did that."
"And you should get on your goddam knees and thank me."
{ The smirk that had been firmly plastered on his face begins to melt. }
"Before I came along and flipped the script you were a suited up, pen pushing monkey. No one respected you. No one liked you. No one gave a **** about you. The legendary Maniac had become nothing more than Leonard Fox's nut catcher."
"And you liked doing that?"
"You liked being half the man you were? I gave it back to you Chris. I peeled away Chris Diamond and revealed the real you to the world, to nCw. I gave them Maniac. I gave them this amazing run you've been on, this path of destruction you've left. This whole little mission your crew is on is because of me. The awesome matches, the amazing blood baths, the sweet ass dark promos...."
"All me."
"And you want to destroy your gravy train over a near forty year old woman with ten tons of baggage and trust issues? Dude, seriously, you need to get that head of yours checked out because the only bad thing I've done is allow you to think you could win."
{ He sarcastically slaps his hand over his mouth like he's surprised. }
"Oh, I'm sorry, I forget to tell you how the story ends Chris. See this story doesn't end with the righteous villain, which is you, finally getting his revenge on the now savage hero who caused it, which is me. See this story ends sort of like Grendel. You ever read that? See, in Grendel, the supposed monster wasn't really that at all. The people in the village poked and prodded and pretty much forced him to retaliate. Then Beowulf showed up, completely unaware of the horrible things the village had done, and he raped Grendel like there was no tomorrow."
"In the end, the real monster... Was the hero."
{ He gives a little "whats up" wave to the camera. }
"That's me. Your totally justified in everything you've done. I gave you every reason in the world to try and kill me. And here we are, two months later, and through it all I still stand. I'm still here. You have failed Chris. People want to joke about me an my life but look at you. What have you done that's so successful? Throw away the Honor title to Lex Sense and bury a priest? Congrats buddy, but you still failed at your real mission. You haven't killed me yet."
"And what doesn't kill me... Makes me stronger."
"I'm not afraid of you anymore. I'm not burdened by your career anymore. I'm not Rob 'Chris' little brother' Diamond any ****ing more. Now, you live in MY shadow. Now, your Chris 'Rob's bitch brother' Diamond. NOW! Now I'm the Diamond everybody talks about and I'm the one making the real impact. Your nothing Chris. Just a pissed off middle aged retard who can't quite grasp the fact that he isn't exactly as good as he once was."
{ Rob takes a step toward the camera, making it so his shoulders and head are the only things in the shot. He wants you to have a close up of his face. }
"I don't give a damn about your reasons anymore Chris. Do what you've got to do. Gun for me all you want. It's not going to change the cold hard fact that you are not good enough and you never have been. I've surpassed you in every way imaginable and it's only a matter of time before I can call myself a world champion around here. You think you've got what it takes to put me down? Try it. I'm right here Chris. I have never run from you. I have never tried to avoid you. I've been standing right in front of you my whole damn life. You want to kill?"
"DO IT ALREADY!"
"Otherwise shut the hell up."
{ Rob scoffs as the camera draws in a little closer. }
"I made you into this Chris. I gift wrapped this persona for you with a nice black bow. I'm the only reason you matter here... And now... Even if it kills me too..."
"I'm going to end you."
"I'm the man without fear and your about to meet your maker."
"Suck it."
{ Fade. }
{ The rental car pulled up in front of Gib's house. Rob jumped out of his side and ran around to let Zelda out of hers. She giggled as she stood up. }
"Your awfully happy today."
{ He smiles and shakes his head. }
"I'm always happy when I'm with you."
"Awwww."
{ She leans in and gives him a kiss, their eyes meet for a second and the kiss becomes infinitely more passionate. }
"Zelda..."
"What??"
"Your making me so hard right now."
{ She looks down. }
"I can see that."
{ Zelda bites her lower lip and looks around, coast is clear and fist full of crotch. She gives him another quick kiss before turning and skipping up the walk toward her dad's house. Rob's jaw drops as he's left there pitching a massive tent. }
"TEASE!"
{ She looks back and bites her lip again before shrugging. }
"What can I say? I like making you squirm."
{ Rob shakes his head and hurries up behind her, stopping her at the door. }
"Z..."
{ She fumbles with the key and half looks at Rob. }
"Yeah?"
{ Rob looks around nervously, like he's not sure what to say next. Shocking right? }
"You... uhhh... You told me last month... That ummm... There was something I wanted to tell you..."
"What's that?"
{ She says as she unlocks the door and begins to twist the knob. }
"..I.. I lov-"
"DADDY!!!!"
{ Zelda shrieks as she sees her father laying on the ground near the phone, his hand clenching his chest. Fade. }