Post by Clint Renner on Apr 11, 2011 9:12:08 GMT -6
{{The Scene opens up at a wall, that has several pictures of Bukkake Man mask painted on a way, with white gulbs...of paint splashed over them, suddenly the camera zooms down, as we see Bukkake Man with his back turned to the camera, can you guess what he is doing....If you said Grunting and Snarling, You got it right}}
Bukkake Man grunts and snarls before turning around.
This Sunday, The Bukkake Warrior invades Sovereign, where he will put his undefeated Pay Per View record on the line against Phil Collins...
More Heavy Breathing..
Bukkake Man remembers Phil Collins doing battle once with a Warrior from the past, much like myself, however, Phil Collins...grunts...
You have never done battle with a Warrior the likes of Bukkake Man...Snarls...
Because this Warrior has a weapon the likes of which you have never seen, a Warrior with a move so deadly, if it were to go against itself, and connect, It would wipe out all of existance...
The Bukkake Dropkick of Doom...grunts...
Phil Collins, Bukkake Man has loaded up the spaceship with the Jet Fuel, he is ready to guide your vessel into part unknown, bringing you into the lair of the Warriors, only to unleash the power of the Bukkake Warriors all over you, your neck, your back, your *****, and your crack....
GRUNTS AND SNARLS!
Because Phil Collins....Queering doesn't make the world go round, but when I come down to that ring, Begin shaking the ropes, forcing my will upon them as if they were Sweat Shop workers, I'm going to turn around, and yell....
GRUNTS
Followed by unleashing a fury the likes have never been seen by the ghosts of Warriors past....
SNARLS
AND YOU WILL KNOW, THAT YOU ARE IN THE RING WITH THE MOST POWERFUL ENTITY EVER CREATED, SO WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN MY 14 INCH BLACK MAMBA COMES DOWN TO THE RING, AND RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!!
BROTHER!
Bukkake Man grunts and snarls before turning around.
This Sunday, The Bukkake Warrior invades Sovereign, where he will put his undefeated Pay Per View record on the line against Phil Collins...
More Heavy Breathing..
Bukkake Man remembers Phil Collins doing battle once with a Warrior from the past, much like myself, however, Phil Collins...grunts...
You have never done battle with a Warrior the likes of Bukkake Man...Snarls...
Because this Warrior has a weapon the likes of which you have never seen, a Warrior with a move so deadly, if it were to go against itself, and connect, It would wipe out all of existance...
The Bukkake Dropkick of Doom...grunts...
Phil Collins, Bukkake Man has loaded up the spaceship with the Jet Fuel, he is ready to guide your vessel into part unknown, bringing you into the lair of the Warriors, only to unleash the power of the Bukkake Warriors all over you, your neck, your back, your *****, and your crack....
GRUNTS AND SNARLS!
Because Phil Collins....Queering doesn't make the world go round, but when I come down to that ring, Begin shaking the ropes, forcing my will upon them as if they were Sweat Shop workers, I'm going to turn around, and yell....
GRUNTS
Followed by unleashing a fury the likes have never been seen by the ghosts of Warriors past....
SNARLS
AND YOU WILL KNOW, THAT YOU ARE IN THE RING WITH THE MOST POWERFUL ENTITY EVER CREATED, SO WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN MY 14 INCH BLACK MAMBA COMES DOWN TO THE RING, AND RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!!
BROTHER!