Post by destroyyou555 on Apr 12, 2011 0:07:12 GMT -6
The first thing i do want to say, is this...
Rob, I know you're out there and everything else, each week, we do our little dance, I decide to make a cameo in your promos, all for the sake of fun, because the truth be told, I do enjoy hanging out with you, We both know it's only a matter of time before you join our extended Knite/Helms family, well I'm not official apart of the family despite the fact that, Adam Knite is my best friend, a fact that hasn't been seen on nCw television in over two years, That Kelly Knite, as much as we poke jabs at each other, much like myself and you, are extremely close, Kelly was the maid of honor at my wedding back in 04, and I think she owes me a great big debt of gratitude because I helped her break out of the mold of being just Adam Knite girlfriend into becoming one of the credible female workers out there, when me and Adam signed her to the Colosseum roster that same year.
Zelda, as you know, is like the daughter, I proberly will never have, since well, Me and Mercedes didn't quite work out, and while i miss my son, truth be told, Miss Lewis is proberly never going to let me see him, despite the fact, we all know, she is even more Mel Gibson then any character of mine could ever be. I am really glad you are bringing my niece happyness, you have helped take her to a new level in her career.
Rob, as a man, and as your friend, I'm just going to throw down the gauntlet right now...
When the time comes, I am going to destroy your new best friend in Steve, It's destiny that me and Steve do battle until one of us is unable to continue, and regardless what you, or Sydney think, I am going to get my hands on Steve, and when that happens, it's going to be more brutal then anything nCw has ever seen, more so then Kole Kaos versus Dark Prophet, more so then the Empire versus No Warning Shots war, more then The Revolution v. New Championship Wrestling, more then any Dragon Den match, more then the crips versus the bloods, I think you see the big picture, Steve and I are in the middle of something that remains unfinished, and I'm letting you know as a man, as your mentor, and as hopefully a member of your new family when the time comes, I am going to get my hands on Steve, and I'm going to end his legacy.
But, Telling you what I plan to do with Steve isn't the reason why I addressing you, It actually to let you know, i am so proud of you my friend. I remember back in 2008 when you joined this company, doing your Professor Chaos gig, you couldn't win a match, hell, week in and week out, you were made to to look like Angel's personal bitch, you were always on the losing end against the very man you are competing against this weekend at Sovereign, I left the company in 2008 to pursue my flim career because there was nothing else for me to do at that point in my career, I went out on top, and you were struggling just to find yourself, fast forward two years, and little Rob Diamond is headlining a pay per view and competing for a title I once held, back when there was only two men who were allowed to carry one, One being Lance Ryan, a man, I helped pushed out of the limelight and another, thru i still hate, I have some layer of respect for in Spike Kane, yes I am calling him that, because regardless of how hard of times he fell on, He is still the god of Extreme, but this isn't about Lance, not about Spike, and not even about me, it's about you finally gaining your place, fighting tooth and nail much like myself and Steve did several years ago, to finally prove, that you made it to the top, and regardless of what happens, doesn't matter if you walk out nCw champion, or fall to Falcon, I just want to say, I am happy you made it this far kid, and one day, be this Sunday, or somewhere down the line, You will hold that championship...
Are you happy now?
The camera shifts to a room, where Trent's hair is dyed bleach blonde, alot different from his usualy purple or whatever other color his hair usually is one whatever given day, the room shifts, showing the nCw Starlet Tag Team Titles sitting on the bed next to him, before shifting revealing Zelda Knite, who rests her hand on her uncles shoulder, the camera zooms out, showing her Tag Team Partner, Crystal Hilton just sitting there with her back turned to Trent, letting him know, she wants nothing to do with him, while listening to music on her Ipad 2.
I'm glad you finally came out, and went public on You and Rob, I was beginning to think that, you two were going to comes to blows, and regardless how much I love you uncle Trent, you hurt my boyfriend, I will kill you...
Will You now....
Oh My God, It's going down....
LIGHTSABER BATTLE!!!!
Trent quickly force pushes Zelda, who you know intentionally jumps and sends herself flying across the room, slamming into a wall...
Wow....I really did train you didn't I Sydney?
Yes You did, But I got some new tricks, when you haven't seen uncle Trent.
What's that?
Zelda reaches under the bed and pulls out a oversized Turtle Shell, and rolls it across the floor, which moves slowly because it's capret, however after a moment of waiting, Trent "trips over it" and throws himself up in the air, and does a backflip, landing on his stomach on the bed before rolling off.
Did you seriously just throw a koopa shell at me?
Zelda stands tall and taunts her uncle/trainer, and holds up a peace sign..
You better surrender now and say Uncle.....Uncle...
We'll see, well let's see how you like this.
Trent begins to cup his hands at his side...in which causes Zelda to begin to look annoyed.
You're not going to do that gay giant monkey ball crap are you?
KKKKKAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE
Seriously Uncle Trent, I'm losing a whole lot of respect for you, please stop.
HHHHAAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE
The only way this could get any gayer Trent is if....
Suddenly Trent transforms into a super saiyan...
Yeah, this just went completely gay.
HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Trent fires a Kamehameha Wave at her, who jumps out of the way, and suddenly slams into Crystal Hilton as a big "smoke bomb" explosion happens around Crystal...
You Son Of a Bitch....My Name is Zelda Knite, You killed my best friend, now prepare to die.
Zelda pulls out a Purple Lightsaber, however Crystal emerges from the smoke her skirt having a slight tear in it.
Dammit Trent, do you know how much this skirt cost? Five Grand, Five Grand, does your poor...
Before Hilton can even finish the sentence, Trent throws a big stack of money at Crystal who just shuts up, and takes the money and walks off...
Zelda pulls her lightsaber up, suddenly, Trent just brushes it to the side, and pulls Zelda close...
You know i love you regardless of what is going to happen.
Zelda actually looks a little confused...
Uncle Trent, what is going on?
Just know, I love you my niece, even after what is about to go down...
Zelda actually backs away, not ever seeing Trent like this.
Your uncle is going thru some changes, and truth be told, I don't think I'm going to be the same after what I do to Simon, just know, what I'm doing is ultimately for the best, just remember that...
Trent pulls Zelda close, hugging her tightly....
The Times are a changing.
(Fade Out)
So, with that out of the way, and Simon Daye ultimately freaking out, as he was preparing to shock us all, by having him having sex with Ashley Embers, and perhaps my ex wife, who knows, don't care. Hopefully he won't actually go thru with having sex with my ex wife, and let my former case of the clap be a good reminder not to do it, No matter how many times you wrap it up, I assure you it's not safe, and considering, everyone knows what I'm packing down there, and after spending I don't know, a good four years tapping that, I doubt you would even be able to survive that disaster that I created with my penis.
So Simon, I totally saw what you did, and I have to say, i totally admire the route you went down, because yes, It is true, if you pulled this crap two years ago, all that would of happened, would of been a couple of open hand slaps to your face, maybe a kick to the balls, and then I woul of just walked out, and let you pick up a countout of DQ win over me, and for our lazy friends, who are too poor to order the ppv, and just read the quick results of the pay per view, would of seen, Simon Daye defeats Trent Helms, and all of a sudden, Simon Daye would be a big deal, he would be a made man, because he would of beaten Trent Helms on a pay per view, It was a good plan, it totally would of worked, two years ago...
The problem is Simon, I grew up, and now guess what? Now you struck actually dealing with a version of Trent Helms who is going to enjoy ripping you apart, a Trent Helms who has been humbled because he is sitting out on the sidelines fighting what, The B-Show announcer when he could be fighting in a match, that would pretty much, finally cement his name in the nCw Hall Of Fame, and instead, what?
I struck facing the guy, who had to hit his finisher three times on Joe Everyman to finally put him away, Three Effin Finishers to Joe Everyman....
Do you even think, you will get to the point, where you will be able to hit your finisher on me, once? Let alone, Three times, or god knows how many times it would take to put me down.
Basically for you to defeat me, it would take...
Trent pulls out a list.
Ten Finishers.
Fifty Chairshots.
Aids.
Optimus Prime, fused with Megatron, Starscream and The Fallen.
Galactus.
Iron Man,
World War Hulk.
Zelda Knite.
The fused combo of myself and Zelda Knite.
A Falcon Punch.
Maven's Dropkick.
Both a Falcon Punch and Maven's Dropkick connecting at the same time.
Davey Boone booking cluster**** along with a box of Sweet N Low packets falling on my headAnd a bag of skittle being shoved down my throat...causing me to choke, while my testicles are being crushed by the hammer of Thor to possibly defeat me.
You Steve Sanders are not capable of pulling that off.
The only thing you're able to do, is flash that cocky crap eating grin, you're known for, crack a one-liner, stick your penis in a underage chick named Ashlie, and do you really think that's going to work.
I mean, If incredible powers of Steve Awesome abs wasn't able to put a dent in my armor, what make you think you can?
The math is simple Simon, You're going to be destroy, and yes I am going to enjoy it, I'm going to slowly take my time with you, I'm going to show you a side of Trent Helms, no one here in nCw has ever seen other then two people, Kelly and Adam Knite, a side of Trent Helms, no one has seen since 2005, when I took my best friend, and went Passion of The Christ on his ass, not only that, when I took his now wife, and made her turn against him, before crushing him.
I bet Adam is extremely thankful, he didn't get that version of Trent Helms when I declared war on him in 2008 before my departure.
But however Simon, You are going to see the Trent Helms, who doesn't give a damn, what anyone thinks, the Trent Helms, who would use anyone and everyone to get what he wanted, The Trent Helms who once befriended the worst of the worst in this business in one Davey Boone, Yes, beleive it or not, that walking zombie and myself were once on the same side, I used him to get to the top, before discarding him like a used condom that I just used in a gangrape, The same Trent Helms who turned on his best friend to get his hands on the NEW Heavyweight Championship, the same Trent Helms who used to pick fights with people twice his size, for no reason, and then crush them, and make them feel completely powerless, that a guy, standing less then six feet tall, imposing his will on Seven Foot Tall monsters...
I bet, that's not written in this version of nCw history book, The Trent Helms who destroyed and was against everything the person, the man, the version of Trent Helms, everyone loves today, You've unleashed a monster, the likes of which hasn't been seen in over half a decade, a monster who took, The Trent Helms that was hated like any other, who wished to enslaved your species, and lead a assault, that ultimately lead to the downfall of Lance Ryan, Spike Kane and Davey Ortega, and broke that little protective bubble they were so happily leaving inside.....No....I'm not that anymore....The spaceman died long ago, no, You're about to see me in a different light Simon, and it won't be the Trent Helms, The Spaceman, The Showstopper, or even The Angelic Diablo.....No, You're getting the real Trent Helms, who is slowly going to take you apart, who is going to repeatly take his boot, and kick you over and over and over again in the face as hard as he can, The Trent Helms who is going to actually take joy, in seeing you looking up, eye gazed over, your teeth, hanging down and thrusted in your busted and swollen lip, who isn't even going to stop there....
You unleashed a monster Simon....You've opened my eyes up and shown me, no matter what I've done for this company, that they will never ever be grateful for all the damn doors I opened and help bring it to new heights, only to spit in my face and leave me for dead...Thank you for showing me that Simon, and your reward will be remembered for a long time, because You will be a Matyr, you will be my own personal jesus, who i hang on the cross to die for the sins of this company...
You will be the guy, Trent Helms leaves....Broken Into Nothing....
But I'm not going to stop there....
Rob, I know you're out there and everything else, each week, we do our little dance, I decide to make a cameo in your promos, all for the sake of fun, because the truth be told, I do enjoy hanging out with you, We both know it's only a matter of time before you join our extended Knite/Helms family, well I'm not official apart of the family despite the fact that, Adam Knite is my best friend, a fact that hasn't been seen on nCw television in over two years, That Kelly Knite, as much as we poke jabs at each other, much like myself and you, are extremely close, Kelly was the maid of honor at my wedding back in 04, and I think she owes me a great big debt of gratitude because I helped her break out of the mold of being just Adam Knite girlfriend into becoming one of the credible female workers out there, when me and Adam signed her to the Colosseum roster that same year.
Zelda, as you know, is like the daughter, I proberly will never have, since well, Me and Mercedes didn't quite work out, and while i miss my son, truth be told, Miss Lewis is proberly never going to let me see him, despite the fact, we all know, she is even more Mel Gibson then any character of mine could ever be. I am really glad you are bringing my niece happyness, you have helped take her to a new level in her career.
Rob, as a man, and as your friend, I'm just going to throw down the gauntlet right now...
When the time comes, I am going to destroy your new best friend in Steve, It's destiny that me and Steve do battle until one of us is unable to continue, and regardless what you, or Sydney think, I am going to get my hands on Steve, and when that happens, it's going to be more brutal then anything nCw has ever seen, more so then Kole Kaos versus Dark Prophet, more so then the Empire versus No Warning Shots war, more then The Revolution v. New Championship Wrestling, more then any Dragon Den match, more then the crips versus the bloods, I think you see the big picture, Steve and I are in the middle of something that remains unfinished, and I'm letting you know as a man, as your mentor, and as hopefully a member of your new family when the time comes, I am going to get my hands on Steve, and I'm going to end his legacy.
But, Telling you what I plan to do with Steve isn't the reason why I addressing you, It actually to let you know, i am so proud of you my friend. I remember back in 2008 when you joined this company, doing your Professor Chaos gig, you couldn't win a match, hell, week in and week out, you were made to to look like Angel's personal bitch, you were always on the losing end against the very man you are competing against this weekend at Sovereign, I left the company in 2008 to pursue my flim career because there was nothing else for me to do at that point in my career, I went out on top, and you were struggling just to find yourself, fast forward two years, and little Rob Diamond is headlining a pay per view and competing for a title I once held, back when there was only two men who were allowed to carry one, One being Lance Ryan, a man, I helped pushed out of the limelight and another, thru i still hate, I have some layer of respect for in Spike Kane, yes I am calling him that, because regardless of how hard of times he fell on, He is still the god of Extreme, but this isn't about Lance, not about Spike, and not even about me, it's about you finally gaining your place, fighting tooth and nail much like myself and Steve did several years ago, to finally prove, that you made it to the top, and regardless of what happens, doesn't matter if you walk out nCw champion, or fall to Falcon, I just want to say, I am happy you made it this far kid, and one day, be this Sunday, or somewhere down the line, You will hold that championship...
Are you happy now?
The camera shifts to a room, where Trent's hair is dyed bleach blonde, alot different from his usualy purple or whatever other color his hair usually is one whatever given day, the room shifts, showing the nCw Starlet Tag Team Titles sitting on the bed next to him, before shifting revealing Zelda Knite, who rests her hand on her uncles shoulder, the camera zooms out, showing her Tag Team Partner, Crystal Hilton just sitting there with her back turned to Trent, letting him know, she wants nothing to do with him, while listening to music on her Ipad 2.
I'm glad you finally came out, and went public on You and Rob, I was beginning to think that, you two were going to comes to blows, and regardless how much I love you uncle Trent, you hurt my boyfriend, I will kill you...
Will You now....
Oh My God, It's going down....
LIGHTSABER BATTLE!!!!
Trent quickly force pushes Zelda, who you know intentionally jumps and sends herself flying across the room, slamming into a wall...
Wow....I really did train you didn't I Sydney?
Yes You did, But I got some new tricks, when you haven't seen uncle Trent.
What's that?
Zelda reaches under the bed and pulls out a oversized Turtle Shell, and rolls it across the floor, which moves slowly because it's capret, however after a moment of waiting, Trent "trips over it" and throws himself up in the air, and does a backflip, landing on his stomach on the bed before rolling off.
Did you seriously just throw a koopa shell at me?
Zelda stands tall and taunts her uncle/trainer, and holds up a peace sign..
You better surrender now and say Uncle.....Uncle...
We'll see, well let's see how you like this.
Trent begins to cup his hands at his side...in which causes Zelda to begin to look annoyed.
You're not going to do that gay giant monkey ball crap are you?
KKKKKAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE
Seriously Uncle Trent, I'm losing a whole lot of respect for you, please stop.
HHHHAAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE
The only way this could get any gayer Trent is if....
Suddenly Trent transforms into a super saiyan...
Yeah, this just went completely gay.
HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Trent fires a Kamehameha Wave at her, who jumps out of the way, and suddenly slams into Crystal Hilton as a big "smoke bomb" explosion happens around Crystal...
You Son Of a Bitch....My Name is Zelda Knite, You killed my best friend, now prepare to die.
Zelda pulls out a Purple Lightsaber, however Crystal emerges from the smoke her skirt having a slight tear in it.
Dammit Trent, do you know how much this skirt cost? Five Grand, Five Grand, does your poor...
Before Hilton can even finish the sentence, Trent throws a big stack of money at Crystal who just shuts up, and takes the money and walks off...
Zelda pulls her lightsaber up, suddenly, Trent just brushes it to the side, and pulls Zelda close...
You know i love you regardless of what is going to happen.
Zelda actually looks a little confused...
Uncle Trent, what is going on?
Just know, I love you my niece, even after what is about to go down...
Zelda actually backs away, not ever seeing Trent like this.
Your uncle is going thru some changes, and truth be told, I don't think I'm going to be the same after what I do to Simon, just know, what I'm doing is ultimately for the best, just remember that...
Trent pulls Zelda close, hugging her tightly....
The Times are a changing.
(Fade Out)
So, with that out of the way, and Simon Daye ultimately freaking out, as he was preparing to shock us all, by having him having sex with Ashley Embers, and perhaps my ex wife, who knows, don't care. Hopefully he won't actually go thru with having sex with my ex wife, and let my former case of the clap be a good reminder not to do it, No matter how many times you wrap it up, I assure you it's not safe, and considering, everyone knows what I'm packing down there, and after spending I don't know, a good four years tapping that, I doubt you would even be able to survive that disaster that I created with my penis.
So Simon, I totally saw what you did, and I have to say, i totally admire the route you went down, because yes, It is true, if you pulled this crap two years ago, all that would of happened, would of been a couple of open hand slaps to your face, maybe a kick to the balls, and then I woul of just walked out, and let you pick up a countout of DQ win over me, and for our lazy friends, who are too poor to order the ppv, and just read the quick results of the pay per view, would of seen, Simon Daye defeats Trent Helms, and all of a sudden, Simon Daye would be a big deal, he would be a made man, because he would of beaten Trent Helms on a pay per view, It was a good plan, it totally would of worked, two years ago...
The problem is Simon, I grew up, and now guess what? Now you struck actually dealing with a version of Trent Helms who is going to enjoy ripping you apart, a Trent Helms who has been humbled because he is sitting out on the sidelines fighting what, The B-Show announcer when he could be fighting in a match, that would pretty much, finally cement his name in the nCw Hall Of Fame, and instead, what?
I struck facing the guy, who had to hit his finisher three times on Joe Everyman to finally put him away, Three Effin Finishers to Joe Everyman....
Do you even think, you will get to the point, where you will be able to hit your finisher on me, once? Let alone, Three times, or god knows how many times it would take to put me down.
Basically for you to defeat me, it would take...
Trent pulls out a list.
Ten Finishers.
Fifty Chairshots.
Aids.
Optimus Prime, fused with Megatron, Starscream and The Fallen.
Galactus.
Iron Man,
World War Hulk.
Zelda Knite.
The fused combo of myself and Zelda Knite.
A Falcon Punch.
Maven's Dropkick.
Both a Falcon Punch and Maven's Dropkick connecting at the same time.
Davey Boone booking cluster**** along with a box of Sweet N Low packets falling on my headAnd a bag of skittle being shoved down my throat...causing me to choke, while my testicles are being crushed by the hammer of Thor to possibly defeat me.
You Steve Sanders are not capable of pulling that off.
The only thing you're able to do, is flash that cocky crap eating grin, you're known for, crack a one-liner, stick your penis in a underage chick named Ashlie, and do you really think that's going to work.
I mean, If incredible powers of Steve Awesome abs wasn't able to put a dent in my armor, what make you think you can?
The math is simple Simon, You're going to be destroy, and yes I am going to enjoy it, I'm going to slowly take my time with you, I'm going to show you a side of Trent Helms, no one here in nCw has ever seen other then two people, Kelly and Adam Knite, a side of Trent Helms, no one has seen since 2005, when I took my best friend, and went Passion of The Christ on his ass, not only that, when I took his now wife, and made her turn against him, before crushing him.
I bet Adam is extremely thankful, he didn't get that version of Trent Helms when I declared war on him in 2008 before my departure.
But however Simon, You are going to see the Trent Helms, who doesn't give a damn, what anyone thinks, the Trent Helms, who would use anyone and everyone to get what he wanted, The Trent Helms who once befriended the worst of the worst in this business in one Davey Boone, Yes, beleive it or not, that walking zombie and myself were once on the same side, I used him to get to the top, before discarding him like a used condom that I just used in a gangrape, The same Trent Helms who turned on his best friend to get his hands on the NEW Heavyweight Championship, the same Trent Helms who used to pick fights with people twice his size, for no reason, and then crush them, and make them feel completely powerless, that a guy, standing less then six feet tall, imposing his will on Seven Foot Tall monsters...
I bet, that's not written in this version of nCw history book, The Trent Helms who destroyed and was against everything the person, the man, the version of Trent Helms, everyone loves today, You've unleashed a monster, the likes of which hasn't been seen in over half a decade, a monster who took, The Trent Helms that was hated like any other, who wished to enslaved your species, and lead a assault, that ultimately lead to the downfall of Lance Ryan, Spike Kane and Davey Ortega, and broke that little protective bubble they were so happily leaving inside.....No....I'm not that anymore....The spaceman died long ago, no, You're about to see me in a different light Simon, and it won't be the Trent Helms, The Spaceman, The Showstopper, or even The Angelic Diablo.....No, You're getting the real Trent Helms, who is slowly going to take you apart, who is going to repeatly take his boot, and kick you over and over and over again in the face as hard as he can, The Trent Helms who is going to actually take joy, in seeing you looking up, eye gazed over, your teeth, hanging down and thrusted in your busted and swollen lip, who isn't even going to stop there....
You unleashed a monster Simon....You've opened my eyes up and shown me, no matter what I've done for this company, that they will never ever be grateful for all the damn doors I opened and help bring it to new heights, only to spit in my face and leave me for dead...Thank you for showing me that Simon, and your reward will be remembered for a long time, because You will be a Matyr, you will be my own personal jesus, who i hang on the cross to die for the sins of this company...
You will be the guy, Trent Helms leaves....Broken Into Nothing....
But I'm not going to stop there....