Post by Steven Luke on Apr 12, 2011 12:37:17 GMT -6
Why Venom Why?
Why would you do that to poor Zelda?
Why would you claim to still be her friend only to shake hands with the man who just attacked her?
Why would you do such a thing after Kelly Knite just called you such a nice guys?
Why would you align yourself with someone like Lex Sense?
Why?
Why?
Why?
You want to know why I shook hands with Lex Sense? You want to know why I walked down to that ring Sunday night claiming to be out there to help Zelda only to watch her get attacked from behind? Why would I turn on my nice guy reputation? Do you really want to know? Do you really want answers to all of your questions?
All the answers to those questions go back to one simple fact, I am an ass hole. I always have been and always will be. I have faked this nice guy additude for so long that your image of me has become deluded, but all you have to do is take a look back through my eyes to see that I've always been the ass hole. All you have to do is realize that everything that the Young Guns have done that's been deemed as 'Evil' that I was behind it, I just never took credit for it.
For instance, who do you think told Charlie that attacked Kelly Knite would be the one thing we could do that would not only force Fox's hand but test the loyalty of Zelda at the same time? That would be me. Who do you think told Steve Awesome that he should have jello shots at his party when I knew Zelda loved Jello? That would be me, and it was not only hilarious to see her drunk but to see the look on Bird Boys face when I brought his drunk teenage girlfriend back to there hotel room. Then, a little more recent, who do you think paid Lex Sense to attack DDK so that they could get a shot at the Tag Team titles and had a reason to attack Zelda Knite? What do you know, that was me too. Who suggested to Lex that maybe he should make Kelly Knite feel a little uncomfortable to piss Adam Knite off even more? That would be me as well.
So like I said, because I'm an ass hole. I am the ass hole behind everything. Lex Sense is my new hired gun, not a Young Gun, but the hired muscle I called in to do my dirty work and he did it well. I hired him to do something that only a man of his sadistic nature could help me with, and that's knocking those ****ing Knites down a size.
That's right ladies and gentlemen, I said the ****ing Knites. Not just Zelda. Not just Adam, but Kelly too. Kelly thinks she can say whatever the **** she wants about whoever she wants because she's the bosses daughter and nobody can stop her, well, we're going to show her that what she says will have repercussions. Adam Knite thinks that he can do whatever he wants because he's ****ing the bosses daughter. Although it may buy him a World Championship run and a spot in the hall of fame one thing being the bosses son-in-law doesn't do is it doesn't earn the respect of my. Now, I know I went on TV a few weeks ago and claimed I had all this love for Adam Knite, but Zelda was still with the Guns and it burned me inside to have to spew out all that crap out of my mouth to keep her happy.
The worst of all is Zelda Knite. She's the worst back stabbing bitch I've ever met in my entire life. She can't do anything on her own and she just uses whoever is around her to help he reach the top. She used Adam and Kelly as her support to help her rise to the top. Then when Falcon took a liking to her she added him into the fold. When she felt like she had used them up, she jumped over to the Young Guns. She used us to help her raise her name to new heights and when she topped out and leveled off she jumped off and where is she now? She's aligned herself with a new group. Crystal, Rob, and Steve are just the new people she's surrounding herself with to protect her from falling to the bottom like every other Female wrestler when there fifteen minutes of fame is up.
So you ask why and I tell you the answer is simple. The answer is because I am plain and simple, an ass hole. Most importantly though, I did it because she deserved it. They all deserve it, and it won't stop until all of those people realize one fact of life. You never, ever, cross the Young Guns.
We cut to the locker room of the Young Guns. Venom is standing in front of Roberto and Trish grinning from ear to ear as he looks at his two new soldiers. They both look back at him smiling as well.
"Where's Lex V?"
"He's not going to be joining us Roberto. He'll be there when the cash flow tells him to be but he's not a Young Gun."
"Maybe I can pay him to tattoo slut on Roxxxie's forehead for me."
"I think she already has a tattoo that says that Trish."
Roberto and Trish laugh together as Venom just continues to smirk.
"Enough of the fun and games guys. This week is an important one for the Young Guns. This week you have a shot at the Woman's Championship Trish, and there won't be a chance for Roxxxie to cheat her way out of this one. Then you Roberto, you have a chance to not only get revenge on one of the men who stole a win from you but pin the X Champion as well. If you pin him you might as well guarantee yourself a shot at his Championship and the more gold we hold the more they will have to pay attention to us."
"What about Jacobsen? Is he joining our side?"
"That's up to him, but he's on the opposite side of the ring from me at Sovereign. If he's going to make a decision, that will be the time. That's my problem though, you two just need to focus on the tasks at hand. So let's get into the gym and get ready because come Sunday, we're going to make an impact."
The two Young Guns nod in agreement and get to there feet and grab there bags as the scene fades.
I guess I should say something about my match this week. I guess I should say something in this promo other then how much of an ass hole I am. I guess I should mention my tag team partner and how I just might refuse to tag that clown. Maybe I should talk about how one of my opponents is still mulling over the offer I purposed to him last week.
So, Xavier Cross, how's your wife doing? Too soon? I know, it's a sore subject. It's the subject that Charlie touched on and then later buried into the ground, pardon the pun, in order to drive you out of your mind and out of this business for a while. I probably shouldn't have said it but honestly, get the **** over it Cross. You've been holding a World Championship shot for six months now, and the only way you're ever going to get back into shape enough to use it is if you get over your dead wife and focus on the task at hand. So stop acting like the hurt little fifteen year old kid whose cutting himself in his room because the bullies are picking on him and turn into the Xavier Cross that people feared before the Young Guns showed up.
Freakke the Clown, you'd be better off if you didn't even show up. I don't want you there and you're nothing but a side show gimmick. You lucked into ever holding the title I hold and since you left you've become irrelevant. No one wants to see the idiot clown jumping all over the ring trying to make the crowd happy. No, these people pay to see me. They pay to see a real athlete out there putting his body on the line to put on a good show. So you take your side show gimmick and stay in the back because I don't need or want you there.
Andrew Jacobsen, the ball is in your court now. You need one thing to get to where you want to be, aggression. No one is going to take you seriously hanging around with Mr. Serious and his slut. You need the Young Guns as much as we want you. You need our name, our swagger, and everything we stand for. You're one peive of the puzzle short Andrew, you can either take the piece I'm handing you and complete the puzzle or you can continue on your path of obscurity looking for it yourself. It's your decision.
Why would you do that to poor Zelda?
Why would you claim to still be her friend only to shake hands with the man who just attacked her?
Why would you do such a thing after Kelly Knite just called you such a nice guys?
Why would you align yourself with someone like Lex Sense?
Why?
Why?
Why?
You want to know why I shook hands with Lex Sense? You want to know why I walked down to that ring Sunday night claiming to be out there to help Zelda only to watch her get attacked from behind? Why would I turn on my nice guy reputation? Do you really want to know? Do you really want answers to all of your questions?
All the answers to those questions go back to one simple fact, I am an ass hole. I always have been and always will be. I have faked this nice guy additude for so long that your image of me has become deluded, but all you have to do is take a look back through my eyes to see that I've always been the ass hole. All you have to do is realize that everything that the Young Guns have done that's been deemed as 'Evil' that I was behind it, I just never took credit for it.
For instance, who do you think told Charlie that attacked Kelly Knite would be the one thing we could do that would not only force Fox's hand but test the loyalty of Zelda at the same time? That would be me. Who do you think told Steve Awesome that he should have jello shots at his party when I knew Zelda loved Jello? That would be me, and it was not only hilarious to see her drunk but to see the look on Bird Boys face when I brought his drunk teenage girlfriend back to there hotel room. Then, a little more recent, who do you think paid Lex Sense to attack DDK so that they could get a shot at the Tag Team titles and had a reason to attack Zelda Knite? What do you know, that was me too. Who suggested to Lex that maybe he should make Kelly Knite feel a little uncomfortable to piss Adam Knite off even more? That would be me as well.
So like I said, because I'm an ass hole. I am the ass hole behind everything. Lex Sense is my new hired gun, not a Young Gun, but the hired muscle I called in to do my dirty work and he did it well. I hired him to do something that only a man of his sadistic nature could help me with, and that's knocking those ****ing Knites down a size.
That's right ladies and gentlemen, I said the ****ing Knites. Not just Zelda. Not just Adam, but Kelly too. Kelly thinks she can say whatever the **** she wants about whoever she wants because she's the bosses daughter and nobody can stop her, well, we're going to show her that what she says will have repercussions. Adam Knite thinks that he can do whatever he wants because he's ****ing the bosses daughter. Although it may buy him a World Championship run and a spot in the hall of fame one thing being the bosses son-in-law doesn't do is it doesn't earn the respect of my. Now, I know I went on TV a few weeks ago and claimed I had all this love for Adam Knite, but Zelda was still with the Guns and it burned me inside to have to spew out all that crap out of my mouth to keep her happy.
The worst of all is Zelda Knite. She's the worst back stabbing bitch I've ever met in my entire life. She can't do anything on her own and she just uses whoever is around her to help he reach the top. She used Adam and Kelly as her support to help her rise to the top. Then when Falcon took a liking to her she added him into the fold. When she felt like she had used them up, she jumped over to the Young Guns. She used us to help her raise her name to new heights and when she topped out and leveled off she jumped off and where is she now? She's aligned herself with a new group. Crystal, Rob, and Steve are just the new people she's surrounding herself with to protect her from falling to the bottom like every other Female wrestler when there fifteen minutes of fame is up.
So you ask why and I tell you the answer is simple. The answer is because I am plain and simple, an ass hole. Most importantly though, I did it because she deserved it. They all deserve it, and it won't stop until all of those people realize one fact of life. You never, ever, cross the Young Guns.
We cut to the locker room of the Young Guns. Venom is standing in front of Roberto and Trish grinning from ear to ear as he looks at his two new soldiers. They both look back at him smiling as well.
"Where's Lex V?"
"He's not going to be joining us Roberto. He'll be there when the cash flow tells him to be but he's not a Young Gun."
"Maybe I can pay him to tattoo slut on Roxxxie's forehead for me."
"I think she already has a tattoo that says that Trish."
Roberto and Trish laugh together as Venom just continues to smirk.
"Enough of the fun and games guys. This week is an important one for the Young Guns. This week you have a shot at the Woman's Championship Trish, and there won't be a chance for Roxxxie to cheat her way out of this one. Then you Roberto, you have a chance to not only get revenge on one of the men who stole a win from you but pin the X Champion as well. If you pin him you might as well guarantee yourself a shot at his Championship and the more gold we hold the more they will have to pay attention to us."
"What about Jacobsen? Is he joining our side?"
"That's up to him, but he's on the opposite side of the ring from me at Sovereign. If he's going to make a decision, that will be the time. That's my problem though, you two just need to focus on the tasks at hand. So let's get into the gym and get ready because come Sunday, we're going to make an impact."
The two Young Guns nod in agreement and get to there feet and grab there bags as the scene fades.
I guess I should say something about my match this week. I guess I should say something in this promo other then how much of an ass hole I am. I guess I should mention my tag team partner and how I just might refuse to tag that clown. Maybe I should talk about how one of my opponents is still mulling over the offer I purposed to him last week.
So, Xavier Cross, how's your wife doing? Too soon? I know, it's a sore subject. It's the subject that Charlie touched on and then later buried into the ground, pardon the pun, in order to drive you out of your mind and out of this business for a while. I probably shouldn't have said it but honestly, get the **** over it Cross. You've been holding a World Championship shot for six months now, and the only way you're ever going to get back into shape enough to use it is if you get over your dead wife and focus on the task at hand. So stop acting like the hurt little fifteen year old kid whose cutting himself in his room because the bullies are picking on him and turn into the Xavier Cross that people feared before the Young Guns showed up.
Freakke the Clown, you'd be better off if you didn't even show up. I don't want you there and you're nothing but a side show gimmick. You lucked into ever holding the title I hold and since you left you've become irrelevant. No one wants to see the idiot clown jumping all over the ring trying to make the crowd happy. No, these people pay to see me. They pay to see a real athlete out there putting his body on the line to put on a good show. So you take your side show gimmick and stay in the back because I don't need or want you there.
Andrew Jacobsen, the ball is in your court now. You need one thing to get to where you want to be, aggression. No one is going to take you seriously hanging around with Mr. Serious and his slut. You need the Young Guns as much as we want you. You need our name, our swagger, and everything we stand for. You're one peive of the puzzle short Andrew, you can either take the piece I'm handing you and complete the puzzle or you can continue on your path of obscurity looking for it yourself. It's your decision.