Post by destroyyou555 on Apr 12, 2011 19:12:08 GMT -6
Bravo ****ing O Simon, Bravo…
I must applaud you for your recent outburst against me, and you know what Simon, you are absolutely right, no, not about anyone not caring about me, because well, according to nCw website, where our promos are posted, mine to date is the most highly watched promo for sovereign right now, I wonder how many hits your will receive.
47 percent of the people who view your promo are going to be because they want to look at Ashlie tits, and even I must of clicked the link on the website to get a look at Ashlie who haws, So speaking of this, let me get this right, Ashlie used to be with Joe Everyman, which may break the laws of logic, by saying Joe Everyman, who yes, is a more credible wrestler then yourself, managed to stick his penis in that hot piece of ass, who I think is lying about her age, and will totally set off a Amber Alert if she went missing, while this place will be raided by Dateline NBC….Thanks A lot Simon, for bringing us under the watchful eye of the FBI, next thing you know, we’re going to be labeled as Terrorist, and I’m going to be exported back to Canada.
35 percent is going to be by members of the N.A.A.C.P who are going to be angry once they catch wind of your promo, who are going to be upset, that Simon Daye, everyone favorite B-Show Announcer is a racist piece of crap, who just set the Black Rights moment back a couple of years, You might of well, of done your promo in a white hood, chewed some tobacco, and said the N Word every six seconds, Why not go and buy a pickup truck, with on your pitiful nCw paycheck may be a little hard to come by, hang a cross upside down, if you want to do that, I get a friend by the name of R.W, who could help you with that, and have yourself a good up fashion dragging of Willy Carter.
Another Eight percent will be by, whatever little fan base you have, because we both know, You’re hardly over and considered even a real threat to me, I mean, regardless of what you’ve done in some other indy, what have you done here? Beaten Joe Everyman on pay per view, got a fluke victory over Christian Gardner, only to be crushed two weeks later when it came to a actual title match? The truth is, if no one really cares about me, then how many people does that leave to caring about you, hell, most of the people who even watch your matches are to view Ashlie shaking her ass around, and guess what they are wanting to happen..
Either they want Ashlie to show her tits, or they are tuning in, just to see, what becomes of Simon Daye, when a pissed off Trent Helms gets him in the ring, and fans are going to be a little disappointed I what they see.
There won’t be no invader zim dolls, no death defying leaps to the outside, hoping that I somehow mess up and botch something and end up on the I.R again, just is just going to be me, punching you into the face, until your eyes are blacken and swollen, your nose busted, and I’m standing over you, with your blood dripping down my hands, leaving you to look like Felicia Duarte did after a pack of thirteen men decided to violently have their way with her, and nothing short of you somehow playing to a tranny in Illinois, you getting a hold of some retired goth chick named Morgana and you coping her promos, then claiming them as your own, and nothing short, of you somehow pull off the most bull**** feat of them off and nailing a Triple Shooting Star Press, is going to change what is going to happen to you. Me standing over your bruised and bloodied body, and leaving you to know, that your foolproof plan, really wasn’t a foolproof plan at all, because it was made by a fool, who will wish that he would get a close encounter with a turd from behind, but truth be told, I’m going to be far too busy, doing to you, what you claim you’ve done to so many chicks…Get F in The A.
So what insult will you throw at me, that I’m not really going to care about, That you scrwed my niece once, in her corn hole none the less, because we all know, you didn’t do that crap, if you have….You Simon Daye would either be headlining pay per views, because you would have a god status, or the more then likely scenario, You would be a toothless bastard, because we all know Gibs would of totally punched your teeth down your throat, and would of ultimately, made you humble for touching his daughter, but considering the fact that you’re still here, tells me otherwise.
Or how you were able to do the deed, I wasn’t able to do, Have Sex with Roxxie, new flash Daye, I could of hit that, and thing is, if I wanted too, I still could, but unlike you, I do understand the logic of, not screwing with someone girl. So tell me, how you did the deed, if you even managed to do that, did you ravage her corn hole too, or are you like The Shermanator, who just sits there crying all night, because daddy didn’t love him enough, or maybe you did, which even in the event that you know, Tom Cruise and his F-14 Tomcat from Top Gun rained down Sidewinder missiles during our match and you survived our encounter, I’m sure there is going to be a pissed off Mixed Martial Artist who is going to be more then happy to pick up whatever is left of Simon Daye, and repeatably kick it in the head, until it pops off, and lands in Ghana, South Africa, only to be used by some South Africans as a soccer ball.
I still really don't get why you're all angry at me in the first place, I mean, you say because I actually gave Joe Everyman some kind of praise, and now you're all huffy and puffy at me, dude seriously, is that the reason all this happened? Because i said, Joe Everyman isn't a jobber, so basically because I said on public, Joe Everyman is a lifetime mid carder, I'm all of a sudden, a enemy of the state, that is what this all about right?
I mean if it is, You would of totally made a killing in 2008, when half the fed was actually singing Joe Everyman praises, and actually seemed like, well, he would win the world title at some point, now flash forward three years, and Joes window of opportunity has pretty much all but closed up, and even after defeating him, what? You still seem to have a boy crush on him. I mean, are you secretly in the closet hoping one day, Joe Everyman will choose to have your babies?
Or are you just some jock, who is pissed because he was the captain of the football team, and that the little geeks that he picked on in high school, all of a sudden grew up, and made his life hell, because he was struck in some time paradox still thinking he is awesome, Letting me guess, Simon? You were this top **** Fullback in high school, who decided he wanted to take out his aggressions on the world because he drank away any chance he had getting into a Division I school, so he decided to do the next best thing, become a pro wrestler..Then like everything you've done, other then your little man crush on Joe Everyman, you quit and decided to take the easy money and become a commentator, not that i blame you, it's a highly under-rated gig, it's fun, it allows you to voice your opinion without having some green steroid induced retard, who can't execute a powerbomb correct, and totally botches it and nearly cripples you. It was a good gig, and who knows, maybe a couple years from now, when I decide to leave the ring completely, i'll return to that announce table, but that isn't the time for that.
But it totally pisses you off, someone like myself, Yes I was a geek in High School, who grew up and became one of the best god forsaken pro wrestlers who ever graced this company, how old are you Simon, twenty five, thirty something? What do you have to show for your life, some bimbo on your arm, a video tape of the time, you ran, caught and threw a touchdown in a single game, some red head you knocked up and then left her to fend for a kid at the age of eighteen? You know where I was at age twenty? A Three Time nCw Classic World Champion, a survivor of Lung Cancer, and a man, who knew his number was nearly up before it began, I survived Lung Cancer, and a broken freaking neck, and became the man you see today...
A Primate ****ing.
Death Defying...
Global Media Tycoon, with million of dollars in his bank account.
I've had a relationship with Scarlett Johansson at one point.
And I'm a nCw World Champion, two time tag champion, X-Division Champion and the holder of so many *** damn words, that it would take up more time then if you combined all three Pirates Of The Caribbean movies into one, it still wouldn't be enough time.
And what exactly do you have to show, or to even say?
Oh Yeah, How I was a virgin who could only sleep with overweight chicks..
News Flash....No Fat Chicks allowed here.
Yeah, I've screwed some foreign exchange students, Swedish....foreign exchange students, with big breasts, who like to be entered threw the backdoor..
Do you really want to hear my sexual history?
Even Steve Awesome is afraid to engage in that conversation with me, knowing, I've screwed nearly as many chicks as he has, but **** you, this isn't about talking about Steve Awesome, or who and what my dick has been inside...
This is about me, taking your head, and ****ING THE **** OUT OF IT!
Because that is going to happen, so you can say whatever it is the hell you want, false your million dollar **** eating grin, hold up your thumb, talk about banging whatever chick, make fun of whatever thing i've done in the past, tell me I'm bat**** crazy, Do it all...
Nothing is going to change...
You want to reach the glass ceiling at my expense?
You're going to reach it all right, when I repeatably slam your head against it, and leave you...
BROKEN INTO NOTHING!
Because, the last time I checked, I was on top of that glass ceiling, now if you excuse me Simon, Let the main eventer go, and just shut the hell up, because I don't have time to listen to your mid-carding ****.
I must applaud you for your recent outburst against me, and you know what Simon, you are absolutely right, no, not about anyone not caring about me, because well, according to nCw website, where our promos are posted, mine to date is the most highly watched promo for sovereign right now, I wonder how many hits your will receive.
47 percent of the people who view your promo are going to be because they want to look at Ashlie tits, and even I must of clicked the link on the website to get a look at Ashlie who haws, So speaking of this, let me get this right, Ashlie used to be with Joe Everyman, which may break the laws of logic, by saying Joe Everyman, who yes, is a more credible wrestler then yourself, managed to stick his penis in that hot piece of ass, who I think is lying about her age, and will totally set off a Amber Alert if she went missing, while this place will be raided by Dateline NBC….Thanks A lot Simon, for bringing us under the watchful eye of the FBI, next thing you know, we’re going to be labeled as Terrorist, and I’m going to be exported back to Canada.
35 percent is going to be by members of the N.A.A.C.P who are going to be angry once they catch wind of your promo, who are going to be upset, that Simon Daye, everyone favorite B-Show Announcer is a racist piece of crap, who just set the Black Rights moment back a couple of years, You might of well, of done your promo in a white hood, chewed some tobacco, and said the N Word every six seconds, Why not go and buy a pickup truck, with on your pitiful nCw paycheck may be a little hard to come by, hang a cross upside down, if you want to do that, I get a friend by the name of R.W, who could help you with that, and have yourself a good up fashion dragging of Willy Carter.
Another Eight percent will be by, whatever little fan base you have, because we both know, You’re hardly over and considered even a real threat to me, I mean, regardless of what you’ve done in some other indy, what have you done here? Beaten Joe Everyman on pay per view, got a fluke victory over Christian Gardner, only to be crushed two weeks later when it came to a actual title match? The truth is, if no one really cares about me, then how many people does that leave to caring about you, hell, most of the people who even watch your matches are to view Ashlie shaking her ass around, and guess what they are wanting to happen..
Either they want Ashlie to show her tits, or they are tuning in, just to see, what becomes of Simon Daye, when a pissed off Trent Helms gets him in the ring, and fans are going to be a little disappointed I what they see.
There won’t be no invader zim dolls, no death defying leaps to the outside, hoping that I somehow mess up and botch something and end up on the I.R again, just is just going to be me, punching you into the face, until your eyes are blacken and swollen, your nose busted, and I’m standing over you, with your blood dripping down my hands, leaving you to look like Felicia Duarte did after a pack of thirteen men decided to violently have their way with her, and nothing short of you somehow playing to a tranny in Illinois, you getting a hold of some retired goth chick named Morgana and you coping her promos, then claiming them as your own, and nothing short, of you somehow pull off the most bull**** feat of them off and nailing a Triple Shooting Star Press, is going to change what is going to happen to you. Me standing over your bruised and bloodied body, and leaving you to know, that your foolproof plan, really wasn’t a foolproof plan at all, because it was made by a fool, who will wish that he would get a close encounter with a turd from behind, but truth be told, I’m going to be far too busy, doing to you, what you claim you’ve done to so many chicks…Get F in The A.
So what insult will you throw at me, that I’m not really going to care about, That you scrwed my niece once, in her corn hole none the less, because we all know, you didn’t do that crap, if you have….You Simon Daye would either be headlining pay per views, because you would have a god status, or the more then likely scenario, You would be a toothless bastard, because we all know Gibs would of totally punched your teeth down your throat, and would of ultimately, made you humble for touching his daughter, but considering the fact that you’re still here, tells me otherwise.
Or how you were able to do the deed, I wasn’t able to do, Have Sex with Roxxie, new flash Daye, I could of hit that, and thing is, if I wanted too, I still could, but unlike you, I do understand the logic of, not screwing with someone girl. So tell me, how you did the deed, if you even managed to do that, did you ravage her corn hole too, or are you like The Shermanator, who just sits there crying all night, because daddy didn’t love him enough, or maybe you did, which even in the event that you know, Tom Cruise and his F-14 Tomcat from Top Gun rained down Sidewinder missiles during our match and you survived our encounter, I’m sure there is going to be a pissed off Mixed Martial Artist who is going to be more then happy to pick up whatever is left of Simon Daye, and repeatably kick it in the head, until it pops off, and lands in Ghana, South Africa, only to be used by some South Africans as a soccer ball.
I still really don't get why you're all angry at me in the first place, I mean, you say because I actually gave Joe Everyman some kind of praise, and now you're all huffy and puffy at me, dude seriously, is that the reason all this happened? Because i said, Joe Everyman isn't a jobber, so basically because I said on public, Joe Everyman is a lifetime mid carder, I'm all of a sudden, a enemy of the state, that is what this all about right?
I mean if it is, You would of totally made a killing in 2008, when half the fed was actually singing Joe Everyman praises, and actually seemed like, well, he would win the world title at some point, now flash forward three years, and Joes window of opportunity has pretty much all but closed up, and even after defeating him, what? You still seem to have a boy crush on him. I mean, are you secretly in the closet hoping one day, Joe Everyman will choose to have your babies?
Or are you just some jock, who is pissed because he was the captain of the football team, and that the little geeks that he picked on in high school, all of a sudden grew up, and made his life hell, because he was struck in some time paradox still thinking he is awesome, Letting me guess, Simon? You were this top **** Fullback in high school, who decided he wanted to take out his aggressions on the world because he drank away any chance he had getting into a Division I school, so he decided to do the next best thing, become a pro wrestler..Then like everything you've done, other then your little man crush on Joe Everyman, you quit and decided to take the easy money and become a commentator, not that i blame you, it's a highly under-rated gig, it's fun, it allows you to voice your opinion without having some green steroid induced retard, who can't execute a powerbomb correct, and totally botches it and nearly cripples you. It was a good gig, and who knows, maybe a couple years from now, when I decide to leave the ring completely, i'll return to that announce table, but that isn't the time for that.
But it totally pisses you off, someone like myself, Yes I was a geek in High School, who grew up and became one of the best god forsaken pro wrestlers who ever graced this company, how old are you Simon, twenty five, thirty something? What do you have to show for your life, some bimbo on your arm, a video tape of the time, you ran, caught and threw a touchdown in a single game, some red head you knocked up and then left her to fend for a kid at the age of eighteen? You know where I was at age twenty? A Three Time nCw Classic World Champion, a survivor of Lung Cancer, and a man, who knew his number was nearly up before it began, I survived Lung Cancer, and a broken freaking neck, and became the man you see today...
A Primate ****ing.
Death Defying...
Global Media Tycoon, with million of dollars in his bank account.
I've had a relationship with Scarlett Johansson at one point.
And I'm a nCw World Champion, two time tag champion, X-Division Champion and the holder of so many *** damn words, that it would take up more time then if you combined all three Pirates Of The Caribbean movies into one, it still wouldn't be enough time.
And what exactly do you have to show, or to even say?
Oh Yeah, How I was a virgin who could only sleep with overweight chicks..
News Flash....No Fat Chicks allowed here.
Yeah, I've screwed some foreign exchange students, Swedish....foreign exchange students, with big breasts, who like to be entered threw the backdoor..
Do you really want to hear my sexual history?
Even Steve Awesome is afraid to engage in that conversation with me, knowing, I've screwed nearly as many chicks as he has, but **** you, this isn't about talking about Steve Awesome, or who and what my dick has been inside...
This is about me, taking your head, and ****ING THE **** OUT OF IT!
Because that is going to happen, so you can say whatever it is the hell you want, false your million dollar **** eating grin, hold up your thumb, talk about banging whatever chick, make fun of whatever thing i've done in the past, tell me I'm bat**** crazy, Do it all...
Nothing is going to change...
You want to reach the glass ceiling at my expense?
You're going to reach it all right, when I repeatably slam your head against it, and leave you...
BROKEN INTO NOTHING!
Because, the last time I checked, I was on top of that glass ceiling, now if you excuse me Simon, Let the main eventer go, and just shut the hell up, because I don't have time to listen to your mid-carding ****.