Post by Mercedes on Apr 14, 2011 0:34:13 GMT -6
Three Years Ago...
I walked into this promotion, no intention to actually ever wrestle, i just wanted to come here, being able to spend time with my husband while he did what he loved most, this sport.
I took on the role of a internet columnist here, and posted a mildly successful column called behind the ropes.
But this business always finds a way to show it ugly face, I'm sure Kelly Knite is laughing in the irony of that, because she will crack a joke in my general direction and call every word I say, a disgrace to this sport.
While I may of never held a single championship, had my hand rise in victory more times then I've laid on the mat, and to this date, my most impressive victory to date in my career has been against a guy who liked to screw his own sister, and was once called World Champion in another promotion.
I was exposed to the ugly side of this business within weeks of my debut, my twin sister, Jackie who, many considered to be, the more talented of the two of us, career came to a end, when her knee was shattered, it wasn't a work, it wasn't so scripted over the top bull**** that, The IWF was known for, it was real, a near three hundred pound man, deciding to crush the leg of my sister for no reason.
I should of seen the signs of it, I should of just realized, that is what will happen in this business, and I should of just turned around and found better things to do with my life.
But part of me was happy, that my sister leg got crushed, it was my time to finally shine, and claim a prize I always wanted for myself.
Trent Helms.
I've always loved Trent, no matter what our current history tells, I always wanted that sweet little Canadian boy, who used to randomly jump off things and make his friends laugh, a guy, who, was the sweetest guy I ever met, and we were best friends, but Trent himself never wanted more then that, He was happy, just being my friend, but overall, He was always eying something else, my sister Jackie.
She was always the favorite from our father until he, and my brother were killed in a car accident when both me and Jackie were both young, and it was something that always made me close to Trent, he could relate, He never had a father in his life, his mom was randomly knocked up while on spring break one year while she was in High School, and nine months later, a man who would go on to become one of the biggest names in our industry was born, but thru the years, him and his mom never heard anything from his dad, who I guess wanted nothing to do with the boy, who grew up to be something special.
Even thru that, Trent always wanted my sister more, and while her and Trent were close, She didn't have eyes for him, sure they had a fling one night, after Trent was there to comfort her, after her lacrosse player boyfriend ditched her for another chick, and that one night, both me and Trent both had what we wanted, Each other, despite the fact, my sister was there, the night, Trent Helms virginity was taken at the age of 17.
But even after our intimate moment, all he wanted was my sister, and I was left, feeling crappy about myself, because the person I wanted more then anything, had eyes for my sister and there was nothing I could do about it.
Then her accident happened, and I figured, if I played my cards right, it would happen, and finally in Trent's weak emotional state, I finally got what I wanted all along, but even with unable to walk, my sister still managed to steal my thunder, so i made a deal with the Devil himself, a being, only myself, Trent, Adam, Kelly and Ander Carvetti have ever had to deal with as far as people in this promotion go. Brandon Harwell, We faked my death, and made a plan for him to take Jackie away, so Trent could finally be mine.
Things were going to great.
The problem with making a deal with the devil is, Things will go wrong...
The asshole killed my sister, and tore Trent away from me, away from everyone that he loved, even this business, Finally the five of us, I mentioned above and escaped, however, but Trent, became a shadow of his former self, He began to drink, he began to not show up for matches, he even stopped caring about the promotion, him and Adam took over in 2004 and went away, not to be seen for nearly two years, until he finally surfaced again, in another promotion, but not as a Super Saiyan, or anything we've known or seen here in nCw.
A history so dark in his book, that I refuse to bring light to it, and myself, Adam and Kelly have promised to take that secret to the grave with us.
Ugh Kelly Knite, a person who I wished I didn't share such a deep history with, once upon a time ago, we were close friends, Me, Her, Adam and Trent were the tightest knit group ever, Kelly even was the Maid of Honor at my wedding, but somewhere things went wrong.
I'll touch that subject a little bit later.
But I finally got what i wanted, Trent Helms all to myself, no chicks with daggers carving their names into his chest, no big tittied vampires, not even a sister to stand in my way.
I had the wife, A great husband, a beautiful son named Xian, and a house worth 2.4 million dollars in one of the greatest neighborhoods in Toronto, and a million dollar production company to boot.
I had it all, until the itch that Trent gets when he has been gone from the ring for far too long, happened and he decided to return to nCw, his first home, and this time a home free from a vengeful enemy who from day one, had tried to use Trent star-power to keep himself a relevant name in this business in Davey Boone, Trent was at home, and as his loving wife, i wanted to share part in that history.
So I joined up, and met this Davey Boone, well not himself, but a cousin of his by the name of Seth Drabble, who decided to put his hands on me, and I help lead his ass into the land of future endeavors.
However things turned south in a hurry, because despite nCw looking down on Seth Drabble, Kelly Knite, someone who I trusted as a friend, betrayed me and made me into a walking joke, I was trying to do a photo shoot for Trent, and as a close friend, I decided to send it to Kelly hoping to gain a opinion if my husband would like it, well, Kelly decided to make it public and shows thoses photos, and next thing you know, I'm being dubbed Pancake Nipples.
Things went more south, then a Roxxxie flim, and well, without going into the events what happened, Me and Trent seperated because even I, as much as I love Trent, was overcame by the abs of Steve Awesome, which lead to our breakup, the breakup of the team who would of no doubt, dominated nCw for several years to come, and lead to me, being wished well in all future endeavors. and disappearring for several years, until about a month ago, i returned, much to the dismay of Kelly.
Now here i am, finally appearing on my first pay per view broadcast, as a last minute subsitute because someone I heard got upset with management and realized, oh hey, We need some cannon fodder for this battle royal, Let's throw that ho with the oversized nipples into it.
So Yes, i am a battle royal, that Leonard Fox, or whoever else books the matches now, decided i originally wasn't good enough to be apart of.
And against me, is a women, who I have to say, is one of the toughest South American Druglords, I ever had to face, and yes, in my dark days, i dealt with quite a few of them in the last few years, when I was addicted to the crank, Thank God, I was able to get over that addiction, but speaking of cocaine and meth, Kathleen Conway is apart of our match, everyone remembers her, You know, the women, who no one cared about, who beleived she was a cat, and was famous for, taking a Piledriver in the first battlezone match, and getting Bioshocked by Trent a time or two, Yeah, we are all ready to welcome that geeked out speed freak back in nCw, and don't try to deny it sweetie, I know a methhead when I see one MEOW!
Then there is, Stephanie Sullivan, who like I don't quite understand her deal is, It's bad enough nCw had me in this match, now they are putting her in it too, I mean seriously, Two jobbers in the same match, who are only in here to be fed to Alysson Gardner, because we all know she is going to win this match.
I'm just saying, from what I've heard, The Bitch is that good.
Then there is some chick named Nexus, who just looks like what Kelly Knite would look like, if she dressed up like I did in 2007, and chased butterflies or some crap, wait, don't we already have some fat ass hipster chick named Desiree who does that.
You expact me to throw some tagline in here, how I'm going to win this match?
How I'm going to defy the odds, and somehow come out with the victory...
I'm not...
We all know nCw hates me, and I bet, They will all gang up on me, and toss me out first, like I was some type of terrorist, why? Because i was here before everyone else in this match was, before there was a women division, so therefore, get rid of the chick with the oversized breasts, which means, after I'm done, Aly, they will be coming for you, which go back to my previous statement, We will see how good you are.
Who knows, maybe us, oversized busty chicks, need to team up and teach theses crank addicted junkies a lession, I'm sure run and jump into each other, as the force of our massive breasts, cause a black hole, that sucks all the underweight chicks out of the ring, and leaves us having all the time in the world to have a real wrestling match...
Who knows.
Whatever, I'll win this match, is that what you want me to say..
What you want to talk about Ihop, or how I'm like Zelda Knite clone with bigger boobs, or something...
Do what you want, They don't care.
You're all whores anyways.
Well, except Alysson, she is totally cute, i love her hair, and um yeah...
Promo Over....
I walked into this promotion, no intention to actually ever wrestle, i just wanted to come here, being able to spend time with my husband while he did what he loved most, this sport.
I took on the role of a internet columnist here, and posted a mildly successful column called behind the ropes.
But this business always finds a way to show it ugly face, I'm sure Kelly Knite is laughing in the irony of that, because she will crack a joke in my general direction and call every word I say, a disgrace to this sport.
While I may of never held a single championship, had my hand rise in victory more times then I've laid on the mat, and to this date, my most impressive victory to date in my career has been against a guy who liked to screw his own sister, and was once called World Champion in another promotion.
I was exposed to the ugly side of this business within weeks of my debut, my twin sister, Jackie who, many considered to be, the more talented of the two of us, career came to a end, when her knee was shattered, it wasn't a work, it wasn't so scripted over the top bull**** that, The IWF was known for, it was real, a near three hundred pound man, deciding to crush the leg of my sister for no reason.
I should of seen the signs of it, I should of just realized, that is what will happen in this business, and I should of just turned around and found better things to do with my life.
But part of me was happy, that my sister leg got crushed, it was my time to finally shine, and claim a prize I always wanted for myself.
Trent Helms.
I've always loved Trent, no matter what our current history tells, I always wanted that sweet little Canadian boy, who used to randomly jump off things and make his friends laugh, a guy, who, was the sweetest guy I ever met, and we were best friends, but Trent himself never wanted more then that, He was happy, just being my friend, but overall, He was always eying something else, my sister Jackie.
She was always the favorite from our father until he, and my brother were killed in a car accident when both me and Jackie were both young, and it was something that always made me close to Trent, he could relate, He never had a father in his life, his mom was randomly knocked up while on spring break one year while she was in High School, and nine months later, a man who would go on to become one of the biggest names in our industry was born, but thru the years, him and his mom never heard anything from his dad, who I guess wanted nothing to do with the boy, who grew up to be something special.
Even thru that, Trent always wanted my sister more, and while her and Trent were close, She didn't have eyes for him, sure they had a fling one night, after Trent was there to comfort her, after her lacrosse player boyfriend ditched her for another chick, and that one night, both me and Trent both had what we wanted, Each other, despite the fact, my sister was there, the night, Trent Helms virginity was taken at the age of 17.
But even after our intimate moment, all he wanted was my sister, and I was left, feeling crappy about myself, because the person I wanted more then anything, had eyes for my sister and there was nothing I could do about it.
Then her accident happened, and I figured, if I played my cards right, it would happen, and finally in Trent's weak emotional state, I finally got what I wanted all along, but even with unable to walk, my sister still managed to steal my thunder, so i made a deal with the Devil himself, a being, only myself, Trent, Adam, Kelly and Ander Carvetti have ever had to deal with as far as people in this promotion go. Brandon Harwell, We faked my death, and made a plan for him to take Jackie away, so Trent could finally be mine.
Things were going to great.
The problem with making a deal with the devil is, Things will go wrong...
The asshole killed my sister, and tore Trent away from me, away from everyone that he loved, even this business, Finally the five of us, I mentioned above and escaped, however, but Trent, became a shadow of his former self, He began to drink, he began to not show up for matches, he even stopped caring about the promotion, him and Adam took over in 2004 and went away, not to be seen for nearly two years, until he finally surfaced again, in another promotion, but not as a Super Saiyan, or anything we've known or seen here in nCw.
A history so dark in his book, that I refuse to bring light to it, and myself, Adam and Kelly have promised to take that secret to the grave with us.
Ugh Kelly Knite, a person who I wished I didn't share such a deep history with, once upon a time ago, we were close friends, Me, Her, Adam and Trent were the tightest knit group ever, Kelly even was the Maid of Honor at my wedding, but somewhere things went wrong.
I'll touch that subject a little bit later.
But I finally got what i wanted, Trent Helms all to myself, no chicks with daggers carving their names into his chest, no big tittied vampires, not even a sister to stand in my way.
I had the wife, A great husband, a beautiful son named Xian, and a house worth 2.4 million dollars in one of the greatest neighborhoods in Toronto, and a million dollar production company to boot.
I had it all, until the itch that Trent gets when he has been gone from the ring for far too long, happened and he decided to return to nCw, his first home, and this time a home free from a vengeful enemy who from day one, had tried to use Trent star-power to keep himself a relevant name in this business in Davey Boone, Trent was at home, and as his loving wife, i wanted to share part in that history.
So I joined up, and met this Davey Boone, well not himself, but a cousin of his by the name of Seth Drabble, who decided to put his hands on me, and I help lead his ass into the land of future endeavors.
However things turned south in a hurry, because despite nCw looking down on Seth Drabble, Kelly Knite, someone who I trusted as a friend, betrayed me and made me into a walking joke, I was trying to do a photo shoot for Trent, and as a close friend, I decided to send it to Kelly hoping to gain a opinion if my husband would like it, well, Kelly decided to make it public and shows thoses photos, and next thing you know, I'm being dubbed Pancake Nipples.
Things went more south, then a Roxxxie flim, and well, without going into the events what happened, Me and Trent seperated because even I, as much as I love Trent, was overcame by the abs of Steve Awesome, which lead to our breakup, the breakup of the team who would of no doubt, dominated nCw for several years to come, and lead to me, being wished well in all future endeavors. and disappearring for several years, until about a month ago, i returned, much to the dismay of Kelly.
Now here i am, finally appearing on my first pay per view broadcast, as a last minute subsitute because someone I heard got upset with management and realized, oh hey, We need some cannon fodder for this battle royal, Let's throw that ho with the oversized nipples into it.
So Yes, i am a battle royal, that Leonard Fox, or whoever else books the matches now, decided i originally wasn't good enough to be apart of.
And against me, is a women, who I have to say, is one of the toughest South American Druglords, I ever had to face, and yes, in my dark days, i dealt with quite a few of them in the last few years, when I was addicted to the crank, Thank God, I was able to get over that addiction, but speaking of cocaine and meth, Kathleen Conway is apart of our match, everyone remembers her, You know, the women, who no one cared about, who beleived she was a cat, and was famous for, taking a Piledriver in the first battlezone match, and getting Bioshocked by Trent a time or two, Yeah, we are all ready to welcome that geeked out speed freak back in nCw, and don't try to deny it sweetie, I know a methhead when I see one MEOW!
Then there is, Stephanie Sullivan, who like I don't quite understand her deal is, It's bad enough nCw had me in this match, now they are putting her in it too, I mean seriously, Two jobbers in the same match, who are only in here to be fed to Alysson Gardner, because we all know she is going to win this match.
I'm just saying, from what I've heard, The Bitch is that good.
Then there is some chick named Nexus, who just looks like what Kelly Knite would look like, if she dressed up like I did in 2007, and chased butterflies or some crap, wait, don't we already have some fat ass hipster chick named Desiree who does that.
You expact me to throw some tagline in here, how I'm going to win this match?
How I'm going to defy the odds, and somehow come out with the victory...
I'm not...
We all know nCw hates me, and I bet, They will all gang up on me, and toss me out first, like I was some type of terrorist, why? Because i was here before everyone else in this match was, before there was a women division, so therefore, get rid of the chick with the oversized breasts, which means, after I'm done, Aly, they will be coming for you, which go back to my previous statement, We will see how good you are.
Who knows, maybe us, oversized busty chicks, need to team up and teach theses crank addicted junkies a lession, I'm sure run and jump into each other, as the force of our massive breasts, cause a black hole, that sucks all the underweight chicks out of the ring, and leaves us having all the time in the world to have a real wrestling match...
Who knows.
Whatever, I'll win this match, is that what you want me to say..
What you want to talk about Ihop, or how I'm like Zelda Knite clone with bigger boobs, or something...
Do what you want, They don't care.
You're all whores anyways.
Well, except Alysson, she is totally cute, i love her hair, and um yeah...
Promo Over....