Post by Lex Sense on Apr 15, 2011 16:34:02 GMT -6
1st Voice: Things could not have gone better.
{The words echo through the sky. Seemingly heard by the entire world if it could fit in this empty parking lot. The only things taking up space here are the parked vehicles that wont be touched until the sun rises. The camera makes it's way, passing these automobiles to reveal two figures standing in the distance.}
1st Voice: It's like I said, they would be too busy being sure of themselves to not see the blindside.
2nd Voice: It's amazing to me how stupid they could be.
{As the camera gets close, the audience can place faces on the voices.}
Lex Sense: They have not seen anything yet.
Venom: Well so far, things could not have gone better.
Lex Sense: Agreed.
Venom: What's next?
Lex Sense: The stripping of a kingdom.
Venom: Can not wait to see that. Until then, this should hold you over.
{Venom hands Sense a fat envelope. One can only assume the contents are green and worth more than Zelda Knite's life. Lex simply places the envelope in his back pocket.}
Venom: Aren't you going to count it?
Lex Sense: The money doesn't matter. The mayhem does.
Venom: Man, I still can't believe those morons fell for it.
Lex Sense: Too stupid for their own good.
Venom *chuckles*: You are absolutely right on that end. Anyways, thank you for the trouble.
Lex Sense: No Venom... thank you for the pleasure. HaHAHA,,,,
{Sense is maniacally laughing as he walks away leaving Venom with a slight smile.}
Venom: That guy is crazy.
{And with that the scene goes completely black. The camera backs up to reveal a projector screen in which the scene played out for the audience in attendance. The screen is raised above to unveil a curtain behind it as the camera does a 360 degree turn to reveal the people sitting in their seats, enjoying the show. The masses are dressed in Gothic clothing and the era appears to be in the 1920's. The hairstyles are old fashioned as a few coughs and mumbling is heard. Suddenly, music is heard.}
Jester: Ladies and gentlemen!
{A voice rings out through the theater. A man dressed as a Jester stands before the audience, juggling his balls and prancing around like a clown.}
Jester: Welcome one and welcome all to the show that has been talked about throughout the world. The man of the hour will soon be addressing the issues that trouble his already troubled mind. Please help me welcome, a man's interpretation of the "The Knites Final Stand"!!
{The crowd applaud in anticipation as the curtain opens up to reveal a stool. A hooded man quickly makes his way across the stage and sits down on the stool and pulls down his hood. His white and red painted face clears it's throat and begins to speak.}
Lex Sense: Aren't we the lucky lot? We should consider ourselves honored that the Adam Knite has taken time to descend from his perch, high above us all, to waste his time competing against us common folk. It certainly is a privilege to have a man who spends his time looking down on us all step into the ring with commoners. I must ask though, where in the bloody hell have you been?
DDK has been fighting the good fight while you simply vanish for a couple of weeks. Sure you show up to sneak attack us from behind but you never show up to work. How do you expect to win without practice? In fact, how dare you call yourself a king when you don't have the balls to address this civil unrest properly?!
I am certain you are expecting to walk into an easy match. Easy peasy for the "king". You will find that you should not have taken us so lightly. You are a man that has it all. A man whose peers respect. The blind masses looks up to you as some sort of GOD. Your lovely wife and child can not wait for their hero to come home. A man whose partner would take a bullet for. A man who even I want to model my career after but all of these praises and love sent your way will never be reciprocated because you boyo, are a selfish motherf*cker whose only concern is being able to be king. You have gone untested for far too long and the time has come to take you to your limits, only to watch you break.
{The crowd gives a rumbustious round of applause as Lex stands to his feet, dramatically kicking the stool away as he raises his hands to the admiration.}
Lex Sense: It is easy to believe the hype when all you are looking for is adoration. The spotlight will always be on you if all you can see is the flashy lights in front of you. Just like the truth will remain. Underneath all the pizazz you will always be an empty shell of a man.
I wont sit here and deny your success. You are indeed a great warrior, well... once was anyway. We have all seen you topple any adversary placed in front of you. Whether you were building nCw or attempting to destroy it, you have managed to always stay on top. I am not going to overlook your competence in that ring but while the fans see a GOD. While the roster sees an unbeatable force of nature. While your wife sees the loving father. I will see a man. A man that can be crippled. A man that can be pinned. A man whose life could end at any moment. A man such as myself, only not as good looking.
{The crowd laughs as Sense throws a wink their way, effectively shooting it at Adam as well.}
Lex Sense: Do not misunderstand me Adam, I do respect you. I just respect the idea of being better than you more. From the very first day I stepped foot into this company I noticed you. I thought to myself that one day I will face that man and on that day, I would raise my hand in victory and show the world just how great I am. That has not changed.
People have been making it a point to tell EverySense that we just don't have what it takes to topple a king. I have one thing to retort... SOD OFF!! Just because they couldn't do it does not mean it can't be done. Adam, mate, you should have realized a long time ago that it's time to throw away the old and embrace the new. This delusion you live in should have ended long ago. You are old mate. You are decrepit boyo. Your body and career have started to decay and you will not overcome the veracity and tenacity of EverySense.
I have so much fear going into this match. It's not because I am afraid of you. It's because I fear that you will destroy your feeble body to retain something that you should willingly give up. I fear the you and DDK will attempt to relive your glory days only to find that your body can not take the same amount of punishment as it did before. I fear of what I will have to do to put one of you down for the count of three. I know Adam, who will take care of Kelly if something bad should happen? I just want you to know that Kelly will be fine. I will see to that myself you prick.
Run around with Kanyon BANG!ing everyone to fulfill your obligations with fast food restaurants. Suck each other off while whispering, "You're the king." into each other's ears for all I care but know this, there will be blood shed on Sunday and that blood will pave the way for EverySense's domination of the tag team division.
With great respect I address my king. Now get on your knees and address me as such because anything you can do... I can do better.
{The lights dim to the crowd's appreciation. The curtains close as the crowd continues to applaud. The projector screen comes down from the ceiling and the camera focuses on it as the next scene comes into frame. We find Joe Everyman leaning against a wall littered with graffiti. He awaits in the midst of a light fog and a huge man turns the corner and walks right up to Joe. Everyman stands upright but is not startled. He shakes the hand of the man known as Sense and Lex hands him an envelope with the other.}
Joe Everyman: So.. The Young Guns?
Lex Sense: We share the same ideals at the moment. It is always wise to surround yourself with like minded individuals.
Joe Everyman: Did you catch V's last promo? He said some pretty interesting stuff.
Lex Sense: Venom can say what he wants. Nobody, and I do mean nobody tells us what to do. We did what we did, not because we were following orders but because it had to be done.
{Joe just nods his head and begins counting up the C-Notes in the envelope.}
Joe Everyman: Agreed. Still, it feels pretty good to have some spending cash.
Lex Sense: It definitely doesn't hurt.
{Lex pats Joe on the back as the scene goes completely black. The camera backs up to reveal the projector screen as it is risen to the rafters. A few seconds pass before the song from before plays again.}
Jester: Fellas and Bellas!
{The Jester comes flipping through the stage. Backflips, handsprings, somersaults, anything you can think of this cat is doing. He finally stops his tumbling center stage as he stares out to the Gothic crowd.}
Jester: Rumors have been swirling. Stories have been told. Questions have been asked and answers foretold. The reality of the situation can only be spoken by one man. Let us open our ears and listen to "Lex Lament".
{The crowd whistles and cheers as the curtain draws open. On stage we find nothing but mirrors. On the mirror's reflection we find Sense only each reflection has a different facial expression. They speak in unison as the audience listens.}
Lex Sense: Every tragedy is followed with a why. People can not seem to comprehend that sometimes... they deserved it. Zelda Knite deserved far worse than a clothesline and you will only hear me say this once, I will never shed a tear for her. Falcon was right, she wants to act like a man then she should take her punishment as one as well. I have warned her to not toy with me and last weekend she paid for having it fall on deaf ears. I could care less what anyone thinks of me for doing what I did. It's not like you liked me before.
{The crowd mumbles to itself and words like, "It's true.", "He's not lying.", "I could see his point." are heard.}
Lex Sense: A clothesline from behind is nothing compared to what I could have done. I was just sending a message. A message on behalf of EverySense and the Young Guns. War is brewing and you better be ready for it. Call me a girl beater or whatever else you want to describe me as. It wont matter. I will not regret what I've done. You know what... I do regret something... I regret that my attack did not eradicate that piece of sh*t seed developing in your womb.
HOLD IT!... STOP THE PRESSES!!!
Is she or isn't she? Congratulations on finding one more thing to exploit to keep you in the spotlight. All of you are the same. Attention starving whores who will do anything to be the highlight of these miserable peasants lives. It makes me sick and all of this sickness originates from one name... Knite. I am shocked it took this long for someone to finally take initiative and start a war that will put you all in your place. It was fate that sent the Young Guns my way. Destiny has declared this to be a righteous movement. All of these plans were set into motion before Venom came into them. The Knites will pay for their crimes against this business. Mostly because they fail to recognize the sh*te they pile on top of it. Quite frankly, Venom is paying us for doing something we would have done for free anyway.
{Crowd stands and applauds as the curtains close. The screen is lowered once again as a new scene opens up. This time, Sense is staring out of a broken window. He has on no shirt and only pants as a half naked Dr. Jennifer Lyons steps up and hugs sense from behind.}
Dr. Lyons: What's on your mind today?
Lex Sense: Kings.
Dr. Lyons: Interesting. Usually your thoughts are on something much more darker.
Lex Sense: In this place there is nothing as dark as the Kings.
Dr. Lyons: Maybe you should think about something else.
{Jennifer turns Lex around and removes her towel. Lex stares and then turns right back to look out of the shattered window.}
Lex Sense: Nothing is as important as dethroning.
{Jennifer picks up the towel and places it around her mid section.}
Dr. Lyons: Not even me.
Lex Sense: Not even.
{Jennifer walks away in a huff as Lex seems uncaring.}
Lex Sense: The only constant is change.
{The scene blacks out as the screen is raised. The audience sits in a hush silence before the music from before, is heard once again.}
Jester: Boys and Girls!
{The Jester appears once again and this time he is breathing fire. The audience oohs and aahs in amazement as an explosion of fire takes place in front of the clown.}
Jester: People of all ages come gather around and hear a tale of sadness. A man who believes he is something that he is not. Let us hear the fable of "The Psycho Killer".
{The crowd awe in amazement as the curtain opens up to the sounds of fire. An explosion takes place as Lex appears, center stage, wearing a ridiculous wig.}
Lex Sense: Am I crazy enough now DDK? Does this silly wig raise me to your level of insanity because for a while all I wanted to be was just as crazy as you. That's sarcasm.
Kanyon you must be the biggest fool of them all. This has nothing to do with sanity. In fact, this has nothing to do with you. The only reason you are in this match is because you are a part of Knitely Bangs. Anybody else would have done fine. You see, this is about destroying a Knite. This is about showing the old fellows of this place that the youngsters are ready to take the reigns. This is about forcing them into early retirement. You could just walk away but you wont because like I said, you are a fool.
Do you really think you are the man you once were? We asked for this hardcore match simply because we didn't want you to have an out. A winner will be declared and it wont matter that at one point in your career you excelled in these type of matches. There is nothing you could do to keep us from taking those belts.
{The audience cheers in agreement as Lex takes the stupid wig off.}
Lex Sense: EverySense has taken enough **** from that lockerroom to not be motivated enough to take the pair of you down. Unlike you Kanyon, we don't have a Knite to leech off of. We have to scratch and claw for every inch and for that reason alone we have grown tougher than you will ever be. Week in and week out I have heard your ramblings and rants and each week I would shut you the hell up. Many times I had you beat inside that ring but interference allowed you to escape. At Sovereign there will be no excuses. No one to save you. Deep down inside you already know I am your superior you inferior piece of sh*t!
Nothing will help you. It is nice to see that your recycled routine comes equipped with recycled props. Oh no Joe. HE'S GOT A STEEL PIPE!
{The over exaggeration of sarcasm causes the crowd to break up into a light chuckle.}
Lex Sense: Bring it midget f*ck! In fact bring two. It wont matter anyway. Puff your chest out and mark your territory for all I care. It wont do you any good. Show off your scars and namedrop the legend that gave them to you EverySense will not be denied. Scream out rape as Adam takes you from behind and you will find that we are not listening because there is only one way this could end. With new tag team champions. We want it more. You have grown complacent allowing time to pass you by in your content while we have starved ourselves and are ready to feast. The both of you have grown old and sterile while we remain young and fertile. I will go as far as to say your own mother will be rooting for us because even she could see how worthless you've become.
There was one thing you said that was right on the money, we did take a page from your book and we used it to write a better one of our own. In the past nobody has stood up to you the way that we have. We stand defiant against our kings for we know they have gone mad. There is nothing you could show us that we haven't seen already. Your hand has been shown and your tactics are predictable. That is what we have over you. Unpredictability. Even now you have no idea what is coming to wrest those belts away.
{The crowd is goind nuts with the standing ovation as the curtains close. Once again the screen comes down and the camera focuses on it. Joe is benchpressing while Lex spots him.}
Joe Everyman: I am... so ready... for this...
Lex Sense: As am I. Too much is on the line to let this opportunity slip us by.
{Joe places the bar on the shelf as he sits up and wipes the sweat from his face.}
Joe Everyman: Hardcore match for the titles? It's going to be epic.
Lex Sense: And disappointing for somebody.
Joe Everyman: As long as it's not us, who cares.
Lex Sense: Yes but at this point, the victory belongs to any man.
Joe Everyman: Come this Sunday, it will belong to Everyman.
Lex Sense: Let us hope that thought lives to see the light of day.
{Joe lays back down and continues to Press as the scene blacks out and the screen is raised. The audience is excited to see the grand finale when the music hits.}
Jester: Men and Women!
{The clown is lowered from the rafters. He descends on to the stage and bows to the audience. Seemingly rather sad.}
Jester: We have reached the end. Soon we will be saying our good byes as the show will be over. Right now though I ask for your undivided attention as he finishes this up with "The Kings of Nothing".
{The jester presents the curtain as he backs out of the stage. The crowd give off a bustling ovation as the curtains open to reveal Sense standing center stage, with darkness as a back drop. He is of course, smiling from ear to ear.}
Lex Sense: It's always been about the theatrics with you people.
You always overlook the quality just so you could be dazzled for a few moments. Many people work hard and it is not fair to allow the likes of Knitely Bangs to take advantage. All my life I trained for this moment. The minute to shine has come. I have had many disappointments in my life and they were made only to prepare me for this. I am not emotionally invested in this. I am emotionally committed to it. I will see you fall. I guarantee it. The only reason Knitely Bangs still holds those belts is to hand them over to EverySense. I understand that it is quite presumptuous of me to guarantee victory but I feel it's quite presumptuous of Adam and DDK to guarantee our defeat. We are not some noobs for you to polish away. We are the knobs that you will polish off.
{The crowd is shocked by these comments.}
Lex Sense: We all have a role to play and some of us play it rather well. Just take a look at knitely Bangs and you will see the list of men that have fallen due to their theatrics. The self proclaimed "Kings of Wrestling" and nobody questioned this. Well, I question it. We question it. Then again, if Adam was to come out as the closet homosexual he is you would find all the cool kids doing it as well. You are a trendsetter and we are the trendenders.
Knitely Bangs parade around acting without seeing repercussions. Well the time has come to see the consequences of being you. We beckoned and called and you answered appropriately. You did not disappoint because you acted as everyone thought you would. Your tired schtick never gets old it seems. You desperately cling on to these monikers and labels as if your life depended on it. It's pathetic.
{The seats in the theater vanish and the audience is left standing on their feet. Their cheers are growing more intense.}
Lex Sense: Put on the Knitely Bangs show and wow and amaze us. Show us that you will not be forgotten by shouting at the top of your lungs, "DON'T FORGET ME!". You think you are so untouchable but what you fail to see is that your lives could be taken away from you at an instant. Your families could be eradicated and your livelihood could be crippled. Then what? What will happen then?
You two are so sure of yourselves. You think you have us figured out but the only thing you've seen is what we've allowed you to see. EverySense has everything to gain from this, win or lose. Knitely Bangs has everything to lose. This match is only the beginning. The war has started and it will not end until you realize how stupid you really are. That goes for the both of you assholes.
In your eyes you are the kings of everything. Reigning over your kingdom as champions. Ruling over the strong but the truth is, after Sovereign, you will still be kings. Only the kings of nothing, Reigning over your kingdom as has beens. Ruling over the weak minded like yourselves.
See you this Sunday and remember, break a leg.
{"Perseverance", by Hatebreed hits the speakers as the theater turns into one huge mosh pit. People are pushing, punching and kicking each other around. The violent scene brings a smile across Lex's face as this scene reminds him of things to come. Promo ends.}
{The words echo through the sky. Seemingly heard by the entire world if it could fit in this empty parking lot. The only things taking up space here are the parked vehicles that wont be touched until the sun rises. The camera makes it's way, passing these automobiles to reveal two figures standing in the distance.}
1st Voice: It's like I said, they would be too busy being sure of themselves to not see the blindside.
2nd Voice: It's amazing to me how stupid they could be.
{As the camera gets close, the audience can place faces on the voices.}
Lex Sense: They have not seen anything yet.
Venom: Well so far, things could not have gone better.
Lex Sense: Agreed.
Venom: What's next?
Lex Sense: The stripping of a kingdom.
Venom: Can not wait to see that. Until then, this should hold you over.
{Venom hands Sense a fat envelope. One can only assume the contents are green and worth more than Zelda Knite's life. Lex simply places the envelope in his back pocket.}
Venom: Aren't you going to count it?
Lex Sense: The money doesn't matter. The mayhem does.
Venom: Man, I still can't believe those morons fell for it.
Lex Sense: Too stupid for their own good.
Venom *chuckles*: You are absolutely right on that end. Anyways, thank you for the trouble.
Lex Sense: No Venom... thank you for the pleasure. HaHAHA,,,,
{Sense is maniacally laughing as he walks away leaving Venom with a slight smile.}
Venom: That guy is crazy.
{And with that the scene goes completely black. The camera backs up to reveal a projector screen in which the scene played out for the audience in attendance. The screen is raised above to unveil a curtain behind it as the camera does a 360 degree turn to reveal the people sitting in their seats, enjoying the show. The masses are dressed in Gothic clothing and the era appears to be in the 1920's. The hairstyles are old fashioned as a few coughs and mumbling is heard. Suddenly, music is heard.}
Jester: Ladies and gentlemen!
{A voice rings out through the theater. A man dressed as a Jester stands before the audience, juggling his balls and prancing around like a clown.}
Jester: Welcome one and welcome all to the show that has been talked about throughout the world. The man of the hour will soon be addressing the issues that trouble his already troubled mind. Please help me welcome, a man's interpretation of the "The Knites Final Stand"!!
{The crowd applaud in anticipation as the curtain opens up to reveal a stool. A hooded man quickly makes his way across the stage and sits down on the stool and pulls down his hood. His white and red painted face clears it's throat and begins to speak.}
Lex Sense: Aren't we the lucky lot? We should consider ourselves honored that the Adam Knite has taken time to descend from his perch, high above us all, to waste his time competing against us common folk. It certainly is a privilege to have a man who spends his time looking down on us all step into the ring with commoners. I must ask though, where in the bloody hell have you been?
DDK has been fighting the good fight while you simply vanish for a couple of weeks. Sure you show up to sneak attack us from behind but you never show up to work. How do you expect to win without practice? In fact, how dare you call yourself a king when you don't have the balls to address this civil unrest properly?!
I am certain you are expecting to walk into an easy match. Easy peasy for the "king". You will find that you should not have taken us so lightly. You are a man that has it all. A man whose peers respect. The blind masses looks up to you as some sort of GOD. Your lovely wife and child can not wait for their hero to come home. A man whose partner would take a bullet for. A man who even I want to model my career after but all of these praises and love sent your way will never be reciprocated because you boyo, are a selfish motherf*cker whose only concern is being able to be king. You have gone untested for far too long and the time has come to take you to your limits, only to watch you break.
{The crowd gives a rumbustious round of applause as Lex stands to his feet, dramatically kicking the stool away as he raises his hands to the admiration.}
Lex Sense: It is easy to believe the hype when all you are looking for is adoration. The spotlight will always be on you if all you can see is the flashy lights in front of you. Just like the truth will remain. Underneath all the pizazz you will always be an empty shell of a man.
I wont sit here and deny your success. You are indeed a great warrior, well... once was anyway. We have all seen you topple any adversary placed in front of you. Whether you were building nCw or attempting to destroy it, you have managed to always stay on top. I am not going to overlook your competence in that ring but while the fans see a GOD. While the roster sees an unbeatable force of nature. While your wife sees the loving father. I will see a man. A man that can be crippled. A man that can be pinned. A man whose life could end at any moment. A man such as myself, only not as good looking.
{The crowd laughs as Sense throws a wink their way, effectively shooting it at Adam as well.}
Lex Sense: Do not misunderstand me Adam, I do respect you. I just respect the idea of being better than you more. From the very first day I stepped foot into this company I noticed you. I thought to myself that one day I will face that man and on that day, I would raise my hand in victory and show the world just how great I am. That has not changed.
People have been making it a point to tell EverySense that we just don't have what it takes to topple a king. I have one thing to retort... SOD OFF!! Just because they couldn't do it does not mean it can't be done. Adam, mate, you should have realized a long time ago that it's time to throw away the old and embrace the new. This delusion you live in should have ended long ago. You are old mate. You are decrepit boyo. Your body and career have started to decay and you will not overcome the veracity and tenacity of EverySense.
I have so much fear going into this match. It's not because I am afraid of you. It's because I fear that you will destroy your feeble body to retain something that you should willingly give up. I fear the you and DDK will attempt to relive your glory days only to find that your body can not take the same amount of punishment as it did before. I fear of what I will have to do to put one of you down for the count of three. I know Adam, who will take care of Kelly if something bad should happen? I just want you to know that Kelly will be fine. I will see to that myself you prick.
Run around with Kanyon BANG!ing everyone to fulfill your obligations with fast food restaurants. Suck each other off while whispering, "You're the king." into each other's ears for all I care but know this, there will be blood shed on Sunday and that blood will pave the way for EverySense's domination of the tag team division.
With great respect I address my king. Now get on your knees and address me as such because anything you can do... I can do better.
{The lights dim to the crowd's appreciation. The curtains close as the crowd continues to applaud. The projector screen comes down from the ceiling and the camera focuses on it as the next scene comes into frame. We find Joe Everyman leaning against a wall littered with graffiti. He awaits in the midst of a light fog and a huge man turns the corner and walks right up to Joe. Everyman stands upright but is not startled. He shakes the hand of the man known as Sense and Lex hands him an envelope with the other.}
Joe Everyman: So.. The Young Guns?
Lex Sense: We share the same ideals at the moment. It is always wise to surround yourself with like minded individuals.
Joe Everyman: Did you catch V's last promo? He said some pretty interesting stuff.
Lex Sense: Venom can say what he wants. Nobody, and I do mean nobody tells us what to do. We did what we did, not because we were following orders but because it had to be done.
{Joe just nods his head and begins counting up the C-Notes in the envelope.}
Joe Everyman: Agreed. Still, it feels pretty good to have some spending cash.
Lex Sense: It definitely doesn't hurt.
{Lex pats Joe on the back as the scene goes completely black. The camera backs up to reveal the projector screen as it is risen to the rafters. A few seconds pass before the song from before plays again.}
Jester: Fellas and Bellas!
{The Jester comes flipping through the stage. Backflips, handsprings, somersaults, anything you can think of this cat is doing. He finally stops his tumbling center stage as he stares out to the Gothic crowd.}
Jester: Rumors have been swirling. Stories have been told. Questions have been asked and answers foretold. The reality of the situation can only be spoken by one man. Let us open our ears and listen to "Lex Lament".
{The crowd whistles and cheers as the curtain draws open. On stage we find nothing but mirrors. On the mirror's reflection we find Sense only each reflection has a different facial expression. They speak in unison as the audience listens.}
Lex Sense: Every tragedy is followed with a why. People can not seem to comprehend that sometimes... they deserved it. Zelda Knite deserved far worse than a clothesline and you will only hear me say this once, I will never shed a tear for her. Falcon was right, she wants to act like a man then she should take her punishment as one as well. I have warned her to not toy with me and last weekend she paid for having it fall on deaf ears. I could care less what anyone thinks of me for doing what I did. It's not like you liked me before.
{The crowd mumbles to itself and words like, "It's true.", "He's not lying.", "I could see his point." are heard.}
Lex Sense: A clothesline from behind is nothing compared to what I could have done. I was just sending a message. A message on behalf of EverySense and the Young Guns. War is brewing and you better be ready for it. Call me a girl beater or whatever else you want to describe me as. It wont matter. I will not regret what I've done. You know what... I do regret something... I regret that my attack did not eradicate that piece of sh*t seed developing in your womb.
HOLD IT!... STOP THE PRESSES!!!
Is she or isn't she? Congratulations on finding one more thing to exploit to keep you in the spotlight. All of you are the same. Attention starving whores who will do anything to be the highlight of these miserable peasants lives. It makes me sick and all of this sickness originates from one name... Knite. I am shocked it took this long for someone to finally take initiative and start a war that will put you all in your place. It was fate that sent the Young Guns my way. Destiny has declared this to be a righteous movement. All of these plans were set into motion before Venom came into them. The Knites will pay for their crimes against this business. Mostly because they fail to recognize the sh*te they pile on top of it. Quite frankly, Venom is paying us for doing something we would have done for free anyway.
{Crowd stands and applauds as the curtains close. The screen is lowered once again as a new scene opens up. This time, Sense is staring out of a broken window. He has on no shirt and only pants as a half naked Dr. Jennifer Lyons steps up and hugs sense from behind.}
Dr. Lyons: What's on your mind today?
Lex Sense: Kings.
Dr. Lyons: Interesting. Usually your thoughts are on something much more darker.
Lex Sense: In this place there is nothing as dark as the Kings.
Dr. Lyons: Maybe you should think about something else.
{Jennifer turns Lex around and removes her towel. Lex stares and then turns right back to look out of the shattered window.}
Lex Sense: Nothing is as important as dethroning.
{Jennifer picks up the towel and places it around her mid section.}
Dr. Lyons: Not even me.
Lex Sense: Not even.
{Jennifer walks away in a huff as Lex seems uncaring.}
Lex Sense: The only constant is change.
{The scene blacks out as the screen is raised. The audience sits in a hush silence before the music from before, is heard once again.}
Jester: Boys and Girls!
{The Jester appears once again and this time he is breathing fire. The audience oohs and aahs in amazement as an explosion of fire takes place in front of the clown.}
Jester: People of all ages come gather around and hear a tale of sadness. A man who believes he is something that he is not. Let us hear the fable of "The Psycho Killer".
{The crowd awe in amazement as the curtain opens up to the sounds of fire. An explosion takes place as Lex appears, center stage, wearing a ridiculous wig.}
Lex Sense: Am I crazy enough now DDK? Does this silly wig raise me to your level of insanity because for a while all I wanted to be was just as crazy as you. That's sarcasm.
Kanyon you must be the biggest fool of them all. This has nothing to do with sanity. In fact, this has nothing to do with you. The only reason you are in this match is because you are a part of Knitely Bangs. Anybody else would have done fine. You see, this is about destroying a Knite. This is about showing the old fellows of this place that the youngsters are ready to take the reigns. This is about forcing them into early retirement. You could just walk away but you wont because like I said, you are a fool.
Do you really think you are the man you once were? We asked for this hardcore match simply because we didn't want you to have an out. A winner will be declared and it wont matter that at one point in your career you excelled in these type of matches. There is nothing you could do to keep us from taking those belts.
{The audience cheers in agreement as Lex takes the stupid wig off.}
Lex Sense: EverySense has taken enough **** from that lockerroom to not be motivated enough to take the pair of you down. Unlike you Kanyon, we don't have a Knite to leech off of. We have to scratch and claw for every inch and for that reason alone we have grown tougher than you will ever be. Week in and week out I have heard your ramblings and rants and each week I would shut you the hell up. Many times I had you beat inside that ring but interference allowed you to escape. At Sovereign there will be no excuses. No one to save you. Deep down inside you already know I am your superior you inferior piece of sh*t!
Nothing will help you. It is nice to see that your recycled routine comes equipped with recycled props. Oh no Joe. HE'S GOT A STEEL PIPE!
{The over exaggeration of sarcasm causes the crowd to break up into a light chuckle.}
Lex Sense: Bring it midget f*ck! In fact bring two. It wont matter anyway. Puff your chest out and mark your territory for all I care. It wont do you any good. Show off your scars and namedrop the legend that gave them to you EverySense will not be denied. Scream out rape as Adam takes you from behind and you will find that we are not listening because there is only one way this could end. With new tag team champions. We want it more. You have grown complacent allowing time to pass you by in your content while we have starved ourselves and are ready to feast. The both of you have grown old and sterile while we remain young and fertile. I will go as far as to say your own mother will be rooting for us because even she could see how worthless you've become.
There was one thing you said that was right on the money, we did take a page from your book and we used it to write a better one of our own. In the past nobody has stood up to you the way that we have. We stand defiant against our kings for we know they have gone mad. There is nothing you could show us that we haven't seen already. Your hand has been shown and your tactics are predictable. That is what we have over you. Unpredictability. Even now you have no idea what is coming to wrest those belts away.
{The crowd is goind nuts with the standing ovation as the curtains close. Once again the screen comes down and the camera focuses on it. Joe is benchpressing while Lex spots him.}
Joe Everyman: I am... so ready... for this...
Lex Sense: As am I. Too much is on the line to let this opportunity slip us by.
{Joe places the bar on the shelf as he sits up and wipes the sweat from his face.}
Joe Everyman: Hardcore match for the titles? It's going to be epic.
Lex Sense: And disappointing for somebody.
Joe Everyman: As long as it's not us, who cares.
Lex Sense: Yes but at this point, the victory belongs to any man.
Joe Everyman: Come this Sunday, it will belong to Everyman.
Lex Sense: Let us hope that thought lives to see the light of day.
{Joe lays back down and continues to Press as the scene blacks out and the screen is raised. The audience is excited to see the grand finale when the music hits.}
Jester: Men and Women!
{The clown is lowered from the rafters. He descends on to the stage and bows to the audience. Seemingly rather sad.}
Jester: We have reached the end. Soon we will be saying our good byes as the show will be over. Right now though I ask for your undivided attention as he finishes this up with "The Kings of Nothing".
{The jester presents the curtain as he backs out of the stage. The crowd give off a bustling ovation as the curtains open to reveal Sense standing center stage, with darkness as a back drop. He is of course, smiling from ear to ear.}
Lex Sense: It's always been about the theatrics with you people.
You always overlook the quality just so you could be dazzled for a few moments. Many people work hard and it is not fair to allow the likes of Knitely Bangs to take advantage. All my life I trained for this moment. The minute to shine has come. I have had many disappointments in my life and they were made only to prepare me for this. I am not emotionally invested in this. I am emotionally committed to it. I will see you fall. I guarantee it. The only reason Knitely Bangs still holds those belts is to hand them over to EverySense. I understand that it is quite presumptuous of me to guarantee victory but I feel it's quite presumptuous of Adam and DDK to guarantee our defeat. We are not some noobs for you to polish away. We are the knobs that you will polish off.
{The crowd is shocked by these comments.}
Lex Sense: We all have a role to play and some of us play it rather well. Just take a look at knitely Bangs and you will see the list of men that have fallen due to their theatrics. The self proclaimed "Kings of Wrestling" and nobody questioned this. Well, I question it. We question it. Then again, if Adam was to come out as the closet homosexual he is you would find all the cool kids doing it as well. You are a trendsetter and we are the trendenders.
Knitely Bangs parade around acting without seeing repercussions. Well the time has come to see the consequences of being you. We beckoned and called and you answered appropriately. You did not disappoint because you acted as everyone thought you would. Your tired schtick never gets old it seems. You desperately cling on to these monikers and labels as if your life depended on it. It's pathetic.
{The seats in the theater vanish and the audience is left standing on their feet. Their cheers are growing more intense.}
Lex Sense: Put on the Knitely Bangs show and wow and amaze us. Show us that you will not be forgotten by shouting at the top of your lungs, "DON'T FORGET ME!". You think you are so untouchable but what you fail to see is that your lives could be taken away from you at an instant. Your families could be eradicated and your livelihood could be crippled. Then what? What will happen then?
You two are so sure of yourselves. You think you have us figured out but the only thing you've seen is what we've allowed you to see. EverySense has everything to gain from this, win or lose. Knitely Bangs has everything to lose. This match is only the beginning. The war has started and it will not end until you realize how stupid you really are. That goes for the both of you assholes.
In your eyes you are the kings of everything. Reigning over your kingdom as champions. Ruling over the strong but the truth is, after Sovereign, you will still be kings. Only the kings of nothing, Reigning over your kingdom as has beens. Ruling over the weak minded like yourselves.
See you this Sunday and remember, break a leg.
{"Perseverance", by Hatebreed hits the speakers as the theater turns into one huge mosh pit. People are pushing, punching and kicking each other around. The violent scene brings a smile across Lex's face as this scene reminds him of things to come. Promo ends.}