Post by Crystal Williams on Apr 16, 2011 16:39:36 GMT -6
This rp happens same time as Todd's second, and after Todd's third. So upon reading that this will make sense.... now for your feature presentation.....
Our scene opens up and this time we are taken to the suburban streets of Long Island New York. Our camera zooms in on the official EMF vehicle that ever so familiar pink Lamborghini. Crystal is in the driver’s seat where as Zelda is in the passenger’s seat. Crystal can’t help but smile as she just glances over at Zelda as she nods her head to the radio. She presses a few buttons on her iPhone and looks through the itunes portion of her phone. She smirks as she picks Good Charlotte’s Like it’s her birthday. The music begins to blast from out of the speakers and Crystal can’t help but sing along.
Crystal: “Tonight I kinda get the feeling my daughter is up to something, something that is no good…..Mommy’s so wasted, acting so crazy, making a scene, because it’s Brittany’s birthday….”
Zelda quickly turns the radio down as she seems really annoyed with Crystal and her constant singing. She looks back at Crystal just shaking her head in disgust at her.
Zelda: “OH MY GOD Crystal stop singing!!!!!! You are driving me insane by playing the same song over and over again…. Seriously I know it’s Brittany’s birthday but you don’t need to constantly sing it. Can’t you just wait until we get to the party?”
Crystal quickly shakes her head no as she smirks back at Zelda. She does a quick 180 turn on the quiet street, not really having any concern for their well beings or whatever. She glances back at Zelda as she puts her foot down on the pedal and jets down the street.
Crystal: “You don’t understand Zelda this is Brittany’s birthday… do you know how much that girl means to me? She is like my everything…. She is the reason that I live and nothing could make me any happier then to celebrate her birthday. It’s going to be you, me, Todd, his sister and a few close friends. Nothing could ruin my day, and I mean nothing…”
Zelda slowly nods her head in agreement and as she does so she can hear her phone beeping. She quickly takes it out and giggles and Crystal know what’s so funny. She turns her attention back over to Zelda as she replies back to her.
Crystal: “Why the hell are you giggling? What’s so funny? Let me guess Rob is venting how Todd beat him. Rob does seem like the type to be all upset and what not.”
Zelda: “Actually it was Steve….he wants to know what you are doing….”
Crystal: “What am I doing….what am I doing…. OH yeah that’s right I am doing me….. I am doing me…..”
Zelda: “Sent!”
Crystal: “Whoa you wasn’t suppose to send that….I was singing that stupid song that Drake sings. I swear every time Toddy plays Nba2k11 that stupid song starts playing…. You wasn’t suppose to tell him I am doing me….that doesn’t really sound right…”
Zelda: “Don’t worry I am sure Steve will take it as a joke…..Ding….Oh looks like I got a reply let me see what he said….”
Zelda glances at her phone again and this time she is cracking up even more so then before. She laughs as she just looks over at Crystal not being able to contain her laughter any longer.
Crystal: “What the hell is so funny?
Zelda: “Steve wants to know if he can watch….”
Crystal: “Only if he brings those nice abs of his….”
Zelda: “Sent!”
Crystal: “Damn it Z, I am talking to you as a best friend you are suppose to tell him everything I am telling you. Some things should be kept secret between us. So what if I find him majorly attractive and I think he is kind of hunky you shouldn’t be telling him that. I don’t know Zelda I really think I am falling for him…”
Zelda giggles again as she checks her phone again and this time another message has come through. She laughs even harder than before as she replies back to Crystal.
Zelda: “Steve said that he plans to meet you in Memphis… he didn’t say where or when but rest assured he plans to be there….”
Crystal: “Anyway do you think Brittany is going to like her birthday gift?
Zelda: “Considering you bought her a PSP I don’t think so. If you were cool like Auntie Zelda you would have gotten her a Nintendo DSI…..I know I am awesome….. but not as Awesome as the Steve who has a crush on you… Crystal and Steve sitting in a tree…………K……….i…….s……s……i…..n……g……first comes……”
Crystal: “Zelda enough you do realize I am a married woman right? Steve is kind of cute but Todd is special to me…..I don’t know I am so lost…… but let’s forget about my love life for now because we are just about home….”
Moments later Crystal is about to make a stop at her home but from a distance she can spot three people standing in front of Todd’s front door. Not only are they talking but Todd welcomes them to the inside of the house. Crystal growls as she turns her attention to Zelda clearly furious.
Crystal: “What the ****! Is Todd kidding me? Why would he let that stupid cunt into the house? Is he seriously trying to piss me off on my daughter’s special day?”
Zelda: “Who Crystal? Who are you even talking about?”
Crystal: “Stephanie Sullivan. Todd just let her into our house. He knows how I feel about her after all of these years and instead of respecting my wishes to like not talk to her he actually let’s her into our house on my daughter’s birthday. That’s ****ing crazy…I am pissed off….”
Crystal drives past the house furiously and Zelda turns around as she quickly turns her attention back over to Crystal trying her best to calm the hot tempered Hollywood beauty down.
Zelda: “Crystal I think you just past the house… why don’t you settle down and just go back home. I am sure there’s a reason why Todd just let her in the house. He doesn’t seem like the type that would go out of his way to hurt you. On top of that it’s your daughter’s birthday. You don’t want to break her heart do you?”
Crystal: “Were not going there…..I am not going there until that whore leaves, and I mean that Zelda…”
Zelda: “You are only hurting Brittany Crystal, you know you don’t want to do this….”
Crystal doesn’t say much as she just continues to travel down the road without a care in the world…. Hours have now past and it seems that we are in the very early hours of the morning. Crystal is dropped off by a taxi cab in front of her house. Everything just seems to be dark and Crystal just wasn’t herself as the thought of Todd doing something stupid with Stephanie caused her to have a mental breakdown. A breakdown where she started to drink the night away and didn’t have a single concern in the world. She slowly walks up to the front door and lets herself into the house. As soon as she closes the door behind her she is greeted by a voice in the darkness, and that voice is none other than Todd Williams. Todd just shakes his head in disgust as he is clad in his dark hooded robe.
Todd: “I really tried….. I tried to be the good father who went out of his way to do things for his wife and his daughter and what thanks do I get in the end? I am forced to watch my little daughter be in torment because her mother wasn’t around for her birthday. Do you know how that makes me feel Crystal? That just kills me on the inside and you know I would do anything for you. You know you are my Padme Amidala to my Anakin Skywalker. You know I would go travel across the ends of the Earth for you. Why did you have to break little Brittany’s heart Crystal…”
Being the actress that Crystal is, and despite what Kelly Knite said in her stupid Knitelife column, and yes I can say that for I am the narrator and have complete control of everything that happens. Crystal forces herself to cry. The tears flow from her eyes and drop own to the ground below. She keeps her eyes on Todd as she replies back to him.
Crystal: “I really wanted to come Todd but it’s just that I saw you let Stephanie Sullivan into the house and I didn’t know what to think……I don’t even know you anymore Todd….I fear that you are just treading down a path that I cannot bare to follow…. Todd don’t you understand. YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE….YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WAS SUPPOSE TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!!!”
Todd looks at Crystal and his eyes just drop to the ground as he shakes his head at her.
Todd: “Damn it Crystal why did you have to ruin it…. You were playing a perfect Padme but you had to ruin it by going all Obi Wan at me, and you know I hate him…. Just in the same way that you know I wouldn’t invite Stephanie over. She invited her self….She wanted to wish her God Daughter a happy birthday….I am not going to take that away from her….However it’s time for you to learn your lesson. You shall learn your lesson with the force choking kiss of doom…”
Crystal: “Noooooooooo”
Todd moves his hand and makes a choking motion. Crystal grabs at her neck and acts as if she was really choking. With the flicking of the hand Crystal slowly moves towards Todd and it’s as if she can’t resist. When she finally gets close Todd grabs her and plants a long passionate kiss on her lips….Oh yeah the two of them couldn’t help but kiss one another….One thing led to another as Todd throws Crystal into the couch… The cameras slowly fade out as we all know Todd is actually going to use his “lightsaber” for once and we are going to give him his time as this doesn’t happen with Crystal…Oh yeah Achievement unlocked Todd got the high score alright…. It is on this image that we slowly fade out on.
So this week Every Man’s Fantasy will be going up against the likes of Tommy the Cat and the Cat Lady. I really am worried about this match because that Cat Lady is mean and vicious and on top of that I hear that Tommy has the eye of the Tiger. I don’t know if Zelda and myself have what it takes to them the two of them down. I hear the cat lady is purely mean and wicked. She has a kick that is like none other. Seriously she was talking to me and Zelda and I was instantly knocked back. Her breath has a strong kick and on top of that packs a punch as well. I truly thought Roxxxie was the most disgusting thing on the nCw Roster but I got a whiff of that Tommy the Cat. Man he ****ing stinks. I tried to do the right thing and give him some right guard but his stench only made it turn left.
I have seen a lot of bad things in this company but the sight of team PUSSY is just an eye sore. Did you know Zelda and I talked for like 5 hours trying to contemplate how we should go into this match. Do we wrestle in plastic bubbles? I told Zelda I was like listen Z we have to wrestle in a bubble. I hear that being ugly is contagious and I don’t ever want to look like the Cat Lady ever. Zelda agrees so we are in the talks of a unique attire for this big match.
I heard the rumors coming from everyone on the roster. Everyone thinks that Zelda and me are just two immature brats who just need to go away for a very long time. Oh I am sorry don’t hate us because we are as good as we say we are. We are so damn good we offered up an open challenge to anyone on the roster to come down to the ring but not one single person came down. I was expecting Roxxxie would be the first to come down with her nasty STD ass but she didn’t. or Trish would come down for a dose of why history repeats itself and eat yet another heart breaker, or Mercedes Lewis to show that no matter how much she tries to look like Zelda her cheap imitation ass just doesn’t compare to the real thing.
I heard Portia wanted to come down to the ring as well but security and nCw officials held her back because they didn’t want Porky to break the ring. Anyone at all could have come down for a shot at the Starlet Tag Championships but alas not one single soul can down. Cat Lady and Tommy did and for that they will be taken seriously.
At the end of the day all of the haters can say whatever they want but that will just give us more of a reason to be around and purposely annoy the **** out of all of you. No one can step up to this because when I walk into the ring you are getting nothing less than perfection and as we all know perfection just doesn’t fail….
Rose Buds and Zombies I really hope you are paying attention because we are going to dedicate this victory to each and every one of you.
It’s time to put a bunch of bitches in their places….
Crystal!!!!!!!!
What Zelda???
You called them bitches…. They aren’t dogs their cats. Get it right….
OH yeah I forgot…. This Sunday we are going to beat the hell out of a bunch of pansy PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
She's your Hollywood Dream
She's your Gaming Sensation.
And together, We are...
And together, We are...
your fantasy come to life.
your fantasy come to life.
Our scene opens up and this time we are taken to the suburban streets of Long Island New York. Our camera zooms in on the official EMF vehicle that ever so familiar pink Lamborghini. Crystal is in the driver’s seat where as Zelda is in the passenger’s seat. Crystal can’t help but smile as she just glances over at Zelda as she nods her head to the radio. She presses a few buttons on her iPhone and looks through the itunes portion of her phone. She smirks as she picks Good Charlotte’s Like it’s her birthday. The music begins to blast from out of the speakers and Crystal can’t help but sing along.
Crystal: “Tonight I kinda get the feeling my daughter is up to something, something that is no good…..Mommy’s so wasted, acting so crazy, making a scene, because it’s Brittany’s birthday….”
Zelda quickly turns the radio down as she seems really annoyed with Crystal and her constant singing. She looks back at Crystal just shaking her head in disgust at her.
Zelda: “OH MY GOD Crystal stop singing!!!!!! You are driving me insane by playing the same song over and over again…. Seriously I know it’s Brittany’s birthday but you don’t need to constantly sing it. Can’t you just wait until we get to the party?”
Crystal quickly shakes her head no as she smirks back at Zelda. She does a quick 180 turn on the quiet street, not really having any concern for their well beings or whatever. She glances back at Zelda as she puts her foot down on the pedal and jets down the street.
Crystal: “You don’t understand Zelda this is Brittany’s birthday… do you know how much that girl means to me? She is like my everything…. She is the reason that I live and nothing could make me any happier then to celebrate her birthday. It’s going to be you, me, Todd, his sister and a few close friends. Nothing could ruin my day, and I mean nothing…”
Zelda slowly nods her head in agreement and as she does so she can hear her phone beeping. She quickly takes it out and giggles and Crystal know what’s so funny. She turns her attention back over to Zelda as she replies back to her.
Crystal: “Why the hell are you giggling? What’s so funny? Let me guess Rob is venting how Todd beat him. Rob does seem like the type to be all upset and what not.”
Zelda: “Actually it was Steve….he wants to know what you are doing….”
Crystal: “What am I doing….what am I doing…. OH yeah that’s right I am doing me….. I am doing me…..”
Zelda: “Sent!”
Crystal: “Whoa you wasn’t suppose to send that….I was singing that stupid song that Drake sings. I swear every time Toddy plays Nba2k11 that stupid song starts playing…. You wasn’t suppose to tell him I am doing me….that doesn’t really sound right…”
Zelda: “Don’t worry I am sure Steve will take it as a joke…..Ding….Oh looks like I got a reply let me see what he said….”
Zelda glances at her phone again and this time she is cracking up even more so then before. She laughs as she just looks over at Crystal not being able to contain her laughter any longer.
Crystal: “What the hell is so funny?
Zelda: “Steve wants to know if he can watch….”
Crystal: “Only if he brings those nice abs of his….”
Zelda: “Sent!”
Crystal: “Damn it Z, I am talking to you as a best friend you are suppose to tell him everything I am telling you. Some things should be kept secret between us. So what if I find him majorly attractive and I think he is kind of hunky you shouldn’t be telling him that. I don’t know Zelda I really think I am falling for him…”
Zelda giggles again as she checks her phone again and this time another message has come through. She laughs even harder than before as she replies back to Crystal.
Zelda: “Steve said that he plans to meet you in Memphis… he didn’t say where or when but rest assured he plans to be there….”
Crystal: “Anyway do you think Brittany is going to like her birthday gift?
Zelda: “Considering you bought her a PSP I don’t think so. If you were cool like Auntie Zelda you would have gotten her a Nintendo DSI…..I know I am awesome….. but not as Awesome as the Steve who has a crush on you… Crystal and Steve sitting in a tree…………K……….i…….s……s……i…..n……g……first comes……”
Crystal: “Zelda enough you do realize I am a married woman right? Steve is kind of cute but Todd is special to me…..I don’t know I am so lost…… but let’s forget about my love life for now because we are just about home….”
Moments later Crystal is about to make a stop at her home but from a distance she can spot three people standing in front of Todd’s front door. Not only are they talking but Todd welcomes them to the inside of the house. Crystal growls as she turns her attention to Zelda clearly furious.
Crystal: “What the ****! Is Todd kidding me? Why would he let that stupid cunt into the house? Is he seriously trying to piss me off on my daughter’s special day?”
Zelda: “Who Crystal? Who are you even talking about?”
Crystal: “Stephanie Sullivan. Todd just let her into our house. He knows how I feel about her after all of these years and instead of respecting my wishes to like not talk to her he actually let’s her into our house on my daughter’s birthday. That’s ****ing crazy…I am pissed off….”
Crystal drives past the house furiously and Zelda turns around as she quickly turns her attention back over to Crystal trying her best to calm the hot tempered Hollywood beauty down.
Zelda: “Crystal I think you just past the house… why don’t you settle down and just go back home. I am sure there’s a reason why Todd just let her in the house. He doesn’t seem like the type that would go out of his way to hurt you. On top of that it’s your daughter’s birthday. You don’t want to break her heart do you?”
Crystal: “Were not going there…..I am not going there until that whore leaves, and I mean that Zelda…”
Zelda: “You are only hurting Brittany Crystal, you know you don’t want to do this….”
Crystal doesn’t say much as she just continues to travel down the road without a care in the world…. Hours have now past and it seems that we are in the very early hours of the morning. Crystal is dropped off by a taxi cab in front of her house. Everything just seems to be dark and Crystal just wasn’t herself as the thought of Todd doing something stupid with Stephanie caused her to have a mental breakdown. A breakdown where she started to drink the night away and didn’t have a single concern in the world. She slowly walks up to the front door and lets herself into the house. As soon as she closes the door behind her she is greeted by a voice in the darkness, and that voice is none other than Todd Williams. Todd just shakes his head in disgust as he is clad in his dark hooded robe.
Todd: “I really tried….. I tried to be the good father who went out of his way to do things for his wife and his daughter and what thanks do I get in the end? I am forced to watch my little daughter be in torment because her mother wasn’t around for her birthday. Do you know how that makes me feel Crystal? That just kills me on the inside and you know I would do anything for you. You know you are my Padme Amidala to my Anakin Skywalker. You know I would go travel across the ends of the Earth for you. Why did you have to break little Brittany’s heart Crystal…”
Being the actress that Crystal is, and despite what Kelly Knite said in her stupid Knitelife column, and yes I can say that for I am the narrator and have complete control of everything that happens. Crystal forces herself to cry. The tears flow from her eyes and drop own to the ground below. She keeps her eyes on Todd as she replies back to him.
Crystal: “I really wanted to come Todd but it’s just that I saw you let Stephanie Sullivan into the house and I didn’t know what to think……I don’t even know you anymore Todd….I fear that you are just treading down a path that I cannot bare to follow…. Todd don’t you understand. YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE….YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WAS SUPPOSE TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!!!”
Todd looks at Crystal and his eyes just drop to the ground as he shakes his head at her.
Todd: “Damn it Crystal why did you have to ruin it…. You were playing a perfect Padme but you had to ruin it by going all Obi Wan at me, and you know I hate him…. Just in the same way that you know I wouldn’t invite Stephanie over. She invited her self….She wanted to wish her God Daughter a happy birthday….I am not going to take that away from her….However it’s time for you to learn your lesson. You shall learn your lesson with the force choking kiss of doom…”
Crystal: “Noooooooooo”
Todd moves his hand and makes a choking motion. Crystal grabs at her neck and acts as if she was really choking. With the flicking of the hand Crystal slowly moves towards Todd and it’s as if she can’t resist. When she finally gets close Todd grabs her and plants a long passionate kiss on her lips….Oh yeah the two of them couldn’t help but kiss one another….One thing led to another as Todd throws Crystal into the couch… The cameras slowly fade out as we all know Todd is actually going to use his “lightsaber” for once and we are going to give him his time as this doesn’t happen with Crystal…Oh yeah Achievement unlocked Todd got the high score alright…. It is on this image that we slowly fade out on.
So this week Every Man’s Fantasy will be going up against the likes of Tommy the Cat and the Cat Lady. I really am worried about this match because that Cat Lady is mean and vicious and on top of that I hear that Tommy has the eye of the Tiger. I don’t know if Zelda and myself have what it takes to them the two of them down. I hear the cat lady is purely mean and wicked. She has a kick that is like none other. Seriously she was talking to me and Zelda and I was instantly knocked back. Her breath has a strong kick and on top of that packs a punch as well. I truly thought Roxxxie was the most disgusting thing on the nCw Roster but I got a whiff of that Tommy the Cat. Man he ****ing stinks. I tried to do the right thing and give him some right guard but his stench only made it turn left.
I have seen a lot of bad things in this company but the sight of team PUSSY is just an eye sore. Did you know Zelda and I talked for like 5 hours trying to contemplate how we should go into this match. Do we wrestle in plastic bubbles? I told Zelda I was like listen Z we have to wrestle in a bubble. I hear that being ugly is contagious and I don’t ever want to look like the Cat Lady ever. Zelda agrees so we are in the talks of a unique attire for this big match.
I heard the rumors coming from everyone on the roster. Everyone thinks that Zelda and me are just two immature brats who just need to go away for a very long time. Oh I am sorry don’t hate us because we are as good as we say we are. We are so damn good we offered up an open challenge to anyone on the roster to come down to the ring but not one single person came down. I was expecting Roxxxie would be the first to come down with her nasty STD ass but she didn’t. or Trish would come down for a dose of why history repeats itself and eat yet another heart breaker, or Mercedes Lewis to show that no matter how much she tries to look like Zelda her cheap imitation ass just doesn’t compare to the real thing.
I heard Portia wanted to come down to the ring as well but security and nCw officials held her back because they didn’t want Porky to break the ring. Anyone at all could have come down for a shot at the Starlet Tag Championships but alas not one single soul can down. Cat Lady and Tommy did and for that they will be taken seriously.
At the end of the day all of the haters can say whatever they want but that will just give us more of a reason to be around and purposely annoy the **** out of all of you. No one can step up to this because when I walk into the ring you are getting nothing less than perfection and as we all know perfection just doesn’t fail….
Rose Buds and Zombies I really hope you are paying attention because we are going to dedicate this victory to each and every one of you.
It’s time to put a bunch of bitches in their places….
Crystal!!!!!!!!
What Zelda???
You called them bitches…. They aren’t dogs their cats. Get it right….
OH yeah I forgot…. This Sunday we are going to beat the hell out of a bunch of pansy PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
She's your Hollywood Dream
She's your Gaming Sensation.
And together, We are...
And together, We are...
your fantasy come to life.
your fantasy come to life.