Post by bushido on Apr 17, 2011 0:16:15 GMT -6
Sunday, April 17, 2011...
FedExForum Memphis, Tennessee: The Internationals locker room. Not the nicest place to be, seeing that it's basically a taped off section of the men's locker room. It's a bit grimy but the Internationals do not seem to mind. At least not all of them...
Miranda: I keep requesting better accommodations but they do not seem to bother.
Dragon: De que hablas? What are you talking about? See this tape, it separates greatness from sadness. I mean imagine if we had to sit next to those guys.
Dragon points at Bad Luck Chuck who seems down on his luck, even though Recklessly Happy is giving him an inappropriate massage.
Miranda: I guess.
Bushido: Not worry.
Miranda: {Speaking Japanese}
Subtitles: You are learning fast.
Bushido: No fast enough.
Dragon: BWAHAHA... ME GUSTA! Soon we will be having great conversations about my pecs.
Miranda scoffs at the statement as Bushido stands to his feet and throws a few punches and kicks into the air. He dances around as he shadow fights to warm up. Dragon on the other hand has a special technique of warming up. He allows Kesuke to oil his muscles.
Dragon: Do not forget my back. I need to be evenly oiled or it does not look bueno.
Miranda looks at her watch and then shoots right up.
Miranda: GOD BLESSED! Our match is starting now!
Bushido: Why so hurry?
Miranda: Because I could hear our entrance music.
"Around the World" is heard echoing through the halls. All Internationals rush to the door when they hear a faint, "help".
Dragon: Do you hear that? Someone's in trouble.
Dragon and Bushido rush out of the door to see what the problem is. A man is jumping up and down waving his hands in mid air.
Man: I burned my tongue! Somebody help!
Bushido looks at Dragon who ripped a fire extinguisher off the wall and proceeded to spray the man up and down.
Bushido: {Speaks Japanese}
Subtitles: Overkill.
Dragon: Silencio Bushido. Can't you see I am saving a life?
When Dragon is done, the man is buried under the white substance that shoots out of the extinguisher. The man coughs and the white agent shoots out of his lungs. Dragon stands proudly with his hands on his waist and he pats the man on the back who stumbles forward to the floor.
Man: ouch.
Dragon: No need for thanks you see... we are heroes.
Miranda: About that? When did we decide to become heroes?
Dragon places a finger on Miranda's lips to prevent her from continuing to ask stupid questions.
Dragon: Quiet you. You are disrupting the heroism.
The Internationals leave the man covered in substance as they head over to the curtain and step out to the cheers of the crowd. The entrance of the Internationals has begun. At this moment we hear Bushido's thoughts in voice over mode and in English for your viewing pleasure.
Bushido: Later tonight, the belts will be defended in an epic match between two teams who dishonor their family names. The Internationals, we are stuck fighting at the bottom like some bottomfeeders. It is ok for it is the nature of this business. We must fight our way to the top and trust me when I say we will.
We have nowhere to go but up.
Bushido steps out to the ramp and both men pose for the cameras as the voice over continues.
Bushido: Bring whoever to stand before us and we will take them down... with honor... because fighting is what we are all about. I am not going to address our opponents tonight because I have decided to allow my fighting to do the talking.
My fist will explain to them why we are better and my legs will prove it.
Both men then run down the ramps and slide into the ring riling the crowd up with their gestures and mannerisms.
Bushido: One of these men has the unlucky nature of being teamed with a clown whose only real purpose in nCw is to create awkward moments. I have the lucky nature of being teamed with a warrior that will never sully our name with idiotic behavior. At least not intentionally. The Internationals need to continue doing what they do in order to survive in this cruel world and I apologize because your defeat will not be a pleasant one. Bad Luck Chuck and Recklessly Happy, I have but one thing to say to you...
... May peace be with you.
Dragon and Bushido pose in the middle of the ring as the fireworks rain down from the rafters. The Internationals look ready for battle.
FedExForum Memphis, Tennessee: The Internationals locker room. Not the nicest place to be, seeing that it's basically a taped off section of the men's locker room. It's a bit grimy but the Internationals do not seem to mind. At least not all of them...
Miranda: I keep requesting better accommodations but they do not seem to bother.
Dragon: De que hablas? What are you talking about? See this tape, it separates greatness from sadness. I mean imagine if we had to sit next to those guys.
Dragon points at Bad Luck Chuck who seems down on his luck, even though Recklessly Happy is giving him an inappropriate massage.
Miranda: I guess.
Bushido: Not worry.
Miranda: {Speaking Japanese}
Subtitles: You are learning fast.
Bushido: No fast enough.
Dragon: BWAHAHA... ME GUSTA! Soon we will be having great conversations about my pecs.
Miranda scoffs at the statement as Bushido stands to his feet and throws a few punches and kicks into the air. He dances around as he shadow fights to warm up. Dragon on the other hand has a special technique of warming up. He allows Kesuke to oil his muscles.
Dragon: Do not forget my back. I need to be evenly oiled or it does not look bueno.
Miranda looks at her watch and then shoots right up.
Miranda: GOD BLESSED! Our match is starting now!
Bushido: Why so hurry?
Miranda: Because I could hear our entrance music.
"Around the World" is heard echoing through the halls. All Internationals rush to the door when they hear a faint, "help".
Dragon: Do you hear that? Someone's in trouble.
Dragon and Bushido rush out of the door to see what the problem is. A man is jumping up and down waving his hands in mid air.
Man: I burned my tongue! Somebody help!
Bushido looks at Dragon who ripped a fire extinguisher off the wall and proceeded to spray the man up and down.
Bushido: {Speaks Japanese}
Subtitles: Overkill.
Dragon: Silencio Bushido. Can't you see I am saving a life?
When Dragon is done, the man is buried under the white substance that shoots out of the extinguisher. The man coughs and the white agent shoots out of his lungs. Dragon stands proudly with his hands on his waist and he pats the man on the back who stumbles forward to the floor.
Man: ouch.
Dragon: No need for thanks you see... we are heroes.
Miranda: About that? When did we decide to become heroes?
Dragon places a finger on Miranda's lips to prevent her from continuing to ask stupid questions.
Dragon: Quiet you. You are disrupting the heroism.
The Internationals leave the man covered in substance as they head over to the curtain and step out to the cheers of the crowd. The entrance of the Internationals has begun. At this moment we hear Bushido's thoughts in voice over mode and in English for your viewing pleasure.
Bushido: Later tonight, the belts will be defended in an epic match between two teams who dishonor their family names. The Internationals, we are stuck fighting at the bottom like some bottomfeeders. It is ok for it is the nature of this business. We must fight our way to the top and trust me when I say we will.
We have nowhere to go but up.
Bushido steps out to the ramp and both men pose for the cameras as the voice over continues.
Bushido: Bring whoever to stand before us and we will take them down... with honor... because fighting is what we are all about. I am not going to address our opponents tonight because I have decided to allow my fighting to do the talking.
My fist will explain to them why we are better and my legs will prove it.
Both men then run down the ramps and slide into the ring riling the crowd up with their gestures and mannerisms.
Bushido: One of these men has the unlucky nature of being teamed with a clown whose only real purpose in nCw is to create awkward moments. I have the lucky nature of being teamed with a warrior that will never sully our name with idiotic behavior. At least not intentionally. The Internationals need to continue doing what they do in order to survive in this cruel world and I apologize because your defeat will not be a pleasant one. Bad Luck Chuck and Recklessly Happy, I have but one thing to say to you...
... May peace be with you.
Dragon and Bushido pose in the middle of the ring as the fireworks rain down from the rafters. The Internationals look ready for battle.