Post by Kelly Fox on Apr 26, 2011 17:32:25 GMT -6
OPENING
We had some great action go down this week fans, and once again I'm here with you to go over as much of it as I possibly can and bring to you some of the latest and most exciting news in NCW today. We have a lot to go over this week from what we saw on our two shows. From upsets to surprising turns, and even a few Star Wars parodies thrown in there just for good measure. Get comfortable, sit back and get ready to enjoy this column.
I just want to start out by giving a nice hardy laugh to Trish Newborn... nice try challenging me and trying to goad me into a match week in and week out... too bad you couldn't even beat Ashlie Ember. Maybe you should work on that instead of trying your hand at getting spanked by yours truly. She young wrestlers in the back, lets just use this as an example of why you shouldn't overlook your current opponents when you have a goal in mind.
Now, last week's poll also shows why you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover so to speak. Going into the Coliseum match we had a lot of mixed reactions to the match, people weren't sure if it was going to be good or not, then we have the match and we over the top positive reviews from it. Don't all of you who said you weren't that excited feeling pretty silly today? I would be. The match was incredible, just like it always is and always will be.
This week's poll, we're going to have a little fun... rumor backstage is that to have some fun in this match, Zelda and Rob might be donning their Super Villian alter egos as Lord and Lady Domninicus... Trent Helms to counter their dastardly act is said to be coming as a super hero to the show.... if this rumor is true, who should Trent Helms be to fight of the Dominici?
RECAP AND REVIEW
Like I said... great stuff this week. We had kind of a short week on both shows as far as matches go but we weren't short any excitement or drama. Trauma saw the big upset of the week when Ashlie Ember pinned the World champion in an Xtreme match, the champ isn't starting off her second reign on the right foot, not like that. Collision was exciting with Lex Sense and Rob Diamond in our main event and probably the biggest and likely oddest twist of the week with Allyson Gardner ditching her partner and siding as a fan/supporter/lover interest of the EMF tag team... looks like they have a groupy.
//BEST MATCH//
In my opinion the obvious choice for best match had to come down between the main event and the huge tag team match that saw A Knitemare on Helms Street reunite for one night. Now, as you all know by now I'm not one to further pimp our main events, but I also try not to show too much bias when I report on these shows too. So you can sorta see where I'm having a bit of a problem here. In the end however, I think I'll side with Main Event... a lot of action from both men who really gave this match everything they had. Lex Sense thought he had it won, but Rob Diamodn showed that he can come out of nowhere and break out a win. In contrast to Trish newborn, this was a great first step for the newly crowned champion. It was also good to see Xander come to his aide.
//WORST MATCH//
Well clearly the worst match was Frakke versus Scorpion... because it never took place! I hate it when two wrestlers fail to show up in time to the arena and their match must be scrapped. Now you might be wondering why I didn't pick Paul Star versus Alex Jones.. well that's because we were given notice ahead of time from one of them at least, when we find out the day of the show two wrestlers in a match aren't going to be there, it's a lot worse pill to swallow.
//HIGH POINTS//
I've got a few here I think, first off it was great seeing the Falling Star Bomb and another win in the Knitemare on Helms Street's record book. I'd like to point out that they are undefeated in ten years as a team. That's right... undefeated. Andrew Jacobsen insinuated that they might be a bit rusty coming into this match... ha ha Mr. Jacobsen... HA HA. You don't go undefeated for a decade and get rusty.
I already mentioned the sucessful first match as World Champion for Rob Diamond, and I already had a good long laugh at Trish Newborn, so I'm going to mention a different happening. Xander Famularo, NCW's current Gladiator coming to the rescue of his sister's boyfriend. These two will face off at A Night to Remember, it's good to see them keeping it civil... as long as it'll last.
//LOW POINTS//
Well seeing EverySense's and The Young Guns attack on Adam and DDK certainly wasn't a pleasant point of the night, however you can certainly see when jealousy is running rampant around here. The Young Guns are still meaningless, EverySense still lost at their chance to win the belts, and combined you're just one giant pile of mediocrity. Stop trying to ruin things fans actually want to see... things like a team that's been undefeated for a decade.
Then of course... seeing Ally Gardner side with Spike Kane last week on Sovereign, and then EMF this week on Collision wasn't expected but it wouldn't be a low point if it wasn't for the fact that she left her partner, and one half of the AFPW tag team champions with yours truly, Mercedes Vargas out to dry to do so.
There you have it, this week's shows were fantastic and if you didn't see them I think you missed out on some good stuff. Joe Everyman and Falcon had an intense opening match on Collision, we saw Magically Delicious make asses of themselves, and we even got to see Trish Newborn lose to Ashlie Ember... things felt great this week.
THE FAB FIVE
5- STEVE AWESOME:: He took on one of NCW's hottest wrestlers in Todd Williams who was coming off his first loss in several weeks and who recently won the X Championship... and it just happened the husband of the girl Steve is crushing on... not an easy victory there.
4- FALCON:: After losing his world title on Sovereign, Falcon had to step into the ring against Joe Everyman who is certainly capable of winning most matches that he puts his mind on winning, Falcon could of said “woe is me” and not be prepared, but he didn't do that and picked up a good win.
3- CHRIS GARDNER:: I believe Chris Gardner will soon be(if not already) longest reigning Honor Champion. He's defended his belt several times with great success now and he is only looking as if he's getting better at it every time he does.
2- ASHLIE EMBER:: Sometimes coming off a tough pay per view main event like winning the world championship in a huge rivalry match you have to work your focus back up and get back in the game now that your goals are accomplished, Trish Newborn showed us that when she looked past Ember and paid for it.
1- ROB DIAMOND:: Sometimes coming off a tough pay per view main event like winning the world championship in a huge rivalry match you have to work your focus back up and get back in the game now that your goals are accomplished and Rob Diamond didn't miss a beat. He had a tough challenged but in the end, he didn't let us down.
PREVIEW AND PREDICTIONS
LAST WEEK'S RECORD:: 7-2 :: Hey, not bad. Could have been better, but I didn't do so hot on Trauma, got everthing on Collision right though, which is good.
OVERALL RECORD:: 125-45 :: Oh, that is just awesome and you know it. 80 up in the win column before hitting 200 predictions... plan for it to only get better form here!
//TRAUMA//
Singles Match
Steve Marlay vs. Bukkake Man
Singles Match
Kathleen Conway vs. Rosa De Oro
6 Man Tag Team Match
The Internationals & Ricky Johnson vs. Magically Delicious & Mimic
MAIN EVENT
Mixed Tag Team Match
Allyson Gardner & Spike Kane vs. Chris Gardner & Mercedes Vargas
//COLLISION//
Singles Match
Steve Awesome vs. Xander Famularo
Triple Threat Match
Freakke vs. Xavior Cross vs. Alex Jones
Xtreme Rules Match
Lex Sense vs. Mark Evil
Singles Match
DDK vs. Andrew Jacobsen
Tag Team Match
Roberto Verona & Simon Daye vs. Falcon & Todd Williams
Singles Match
Crystal Hilton vs. Trish Newborn
MAIN EVENT
Mixed Tag Team Match
Zelda Knite & Rob Diamond vs.Trent Helms & Roxxxie
WHAT TO KEEP AN EYE ON
CRYSTAL HILTON vs. TRISH NEWBORN:: A while back they competed for the Women's World title and Trish Newborn walked away with the title still on her shoulder, but recently Crystal has been on a roll being undefeated for a couple of months now and Newborn is coming off a fresh loss to Ashlie, should be a very interesting match.
THE INTERNATIONALS:: They've been under the radar so to speak but they've gotten themselves some impressive records and caught the eye of our token jerkoffs Magically Delicious... you know you've arrived when that happens.
STEVE AWESOME vs. XANDER FAMULARO:: Well if it wasn't obvious, I'll go ahead and explain. Xander is the sister of Zelda Knite, Steve Awesome is the best friend of Zelda's boyfriend, Rob Diamond and Xander will be facing off at A Night to Remember for the World title. There are a lot of angles you can view this from...but none of them compare to Xander taking up the Homeless Harold mask to finish what his father started with Steve Awesome and this match is going to be very interesting.
ROWS OF OREOS:: She may have came up a bit short in her debut match, but I expect her to make a turn around this week. She still might pick up a loss, but this Masked firecracker is going to turn some heads methinks.
KNITELINE
Knite Adamson; The Danger Zone
"You know Kelly, it's a shame more wrestlers don't call into your show. ROFLMAO. Anyway.... In your opinion, is DDK secretly the sexiest man in wrestling? Everyone at school seems to think so and I'm not sure I disagree. Also, Andrew Jacobsen selling out... what a suprise right? Or were we just missing all of the warning signs? Discuss.
P.S. Tell Venom I need my child support check. Little Steven needs that college money."
:: DDK... totally not sexy at all, really don't like that guy at all, but hey he's friends with Adam so what am I going to do? I don't really see a change yet.. he told his mom to screw off and ditched Emma maybe.... but he's still snore worthy.
Jamel Haze; New York City, NY
Yo Kelly, how's it goin' home girl? Yo check this, now that Verges won that battle royal match and took out my sexual kitten Roxxxie, do you believe she is in the running for a title chance against that bitch? I, too, cannot stay Trish, much respect to you pointing out what everyone else was thinking. And if not Mercedes, then who would you think this early on as a challenge for Newborn?
I wouldn't mind if it were you facing that cocky bitch. Keep it real Kelly, New York loves the Knitelife!
:: Vargas should be right there in the hunt, but it looks like she might have her hands full of Allyson Gardner right now, and no I don't mean "handfull" like you think.. perverts.
Harvey Dent; Tucson, Arizona
Hey Kelly! That Coliseum match was amazing! My heart was racing the whole time! I was really divided on who I wanted to win. It was really anyone's game! So do you think Xander will make the most of his opportunity as the latest Gladiator like your hubby did? Or you think he'll flounder it like the other two Gladiators? Speaking of, have you seen the Will Washington/Emma Danielson sex tape? It's like a really nasty train wreck. It's a gross mess, and it's really hard to tell who's who, but you can't look away.
:: I don't know, history sure isn't on his side in this one, but thing again... winning isn't the only way to make the most of an oppertunity. I think he'll impress everybody no matter how the match turns out and I'll say.. yes. Also... no. I will never... ewwww... look at "THAT"... so gross.
Alex Dunvegan - Minneapolis, MN
Hey Kelly, one thing I've noticed this year, so far is how much the Internationals are under-rated, they both have won both matches then lost. When do you think the time will come when they get a bump up in competition, and complete with your husband, and Chris Kanyon non-gay brother?
:: Looks like you're not the only one who took notice of the Internations... so did Hexx and Happy... once they destroy those two idiots, they should be the next in line for title shots I'd think, they've done well.
Todd W. Warren, Long Island New York
Ok I feel that Trish Newborn is the most overrated woman in all of nCw, and if I want to learn something from history I would enroll myself back into college and take up some more Poly Sci classes. Anyway Kelly my question for you is. Why don't you stop announcing give Newborn what she wants and shut the bitch up once and for all. No reason to sit there and let her call you out constantly without any response....
Second question.... If you do come back do you think you could emerge as the leader of EMF. Maybe the two immature ladies of your sister and her best friend could use a more mature person to lead them to even greater heights. Either way i am a proud supporter of the knitelife. Keep it up...
:: Newborn is a good wrestler, and no... I won't face her, because I have nothing to prove. Just look at all the crap Adam takes for being my husband and "you're only where you're at for boning the boss's daughter" and Zelda's "you only get where you're at because you're Adam's sister and he's boning the boss's daughter" imagine the flack I'd get for actually being the boss's daughter and kicking her ass.
::Yeah.. I totally have no intentions on joining them in their little air head act.
Marylin Cross, Trenton, NJ
As the Young Guns continue to grow, do you think they have enough power to over throw EMF, Steve Awesome and Rob Diamond?
:: In a word... no.
Greg Young; Austin, Texas
What do you think of the Crystal/Awesome situation going on? It seems like Steve has really put himself in a jam by stealing another man's wife. It's not odd for him though, do you believe this isn't the only time we'll see these two going at each other? Loved your commentary last weekend at the pay-per-view. And one last question, can I have an autograph?
:: I think it's messed up, but Steve isn't doing anything terrible, it isn't like he's forcing Crystal to do anything. It's not the first time she's went outside the marriage for some fun either. Looks more like the problem lies in Todd, maybe he should take a long look at their marriage instead of getting mad at her.
R.Verona, Chicago
Kelly, next time Todd wants to run his mouth off and challenge me to a match may I reccommend to him that he does it to my face, that is if he isn't too scared of getting chair enduced back spasms again? Anyway, Toddster my friend I will reply to your challenge in due course, rest assured I aren't hiding from it, if you really want to get beat again it can be arranged.
Oh, I am supposed to ask a question aren't I? Well, what gives with you betraying me in your predictions last week Kelly? I thought we had a thing going?
:: You're a young gun now, I have to be a jerk to you.... jerk.
CLOSING THOUGHTS
:: Anybody else think Andrew Jacobsen is ADORABLE when he's trying to act mean? I swear... if I weren't a married woman....
:: Speaking of adorable Young Gun antics, wasn't it so cute to see Newborn always challenging me and trying to get under my skin, just want to pinch her wittle cheeks right now. Nice Try.
:: So Steve Awesome has targeted another man's wife... AGAIN... but this time it appears to be working. It would be easier to condemn Steve if it weren't for the fact that Crystal and Todd have always not had the best relationship.
:: Looks like Falcon and Rob Diamond finally hugged and made up, it's been a brutal, bloody, intense feud between those two, nice to see it come to a nice conclusion.
:: Am I the only one who's noticing that Ally Gardner has certain... assets that make her stand out amongst her EMF friends.... and I'm not talking about her red hair. She seems a but... umm.. out of place.
:: I can't believe I of all people just made a comment about other people being small... uhh up top.
:: Roberto Verona... put up an impressive showing against a hall of famer, I think he's going to be a good one.
:: So I have to ask it... is Aly addicted to Kane Wang or something, and I thought Spike was married?
Well fans, that's all I have for you tonight, I hope you enjoyed the show as always and until next time....
KELLY KNITE