Post by Kelly Fox on May 12, 2011 19:41:18 GMT -6
OPENING
Well fans, first off I just want to say sorry about the delay, and then secondly, I want to say sorry about this week's Knitelife... it's going to be quick and easy, just like Trish Newborn. It's been a hectic week for me on a personal level so I just haven't had the time to sit down and devote myself to this column, I hope you can all forgive me.
Last week's poll was a good one, but it looks like in a surprise win the good old fashioned Leather Strap match came out on top. I've got to say I like the choice, I just wasn't expecting it, looks like I'm going to have to convince some people to get their strap on.... better choice of words: looks like I have to convince some people they need to whip each other with some leather.
RECAP AND REVIEW
The shows this week were fantastic, are you kidding me? Just look at Collision, just look at all the action that went down on that show. We finally got to see Xander and Rob picking things up a notch and really get into each other's face. This is what I like to see from the world champion and his challenger, get in there for a month and hate each other's guts. Make it real interesting.
We say Simon Daye apparently eat a big piece of humble pie and ask Falcon for some help, and we saw Trish Newborn say she's had enough with EMF, thank God she stopped chasing me for christ sakes, by the way of some attacks. This is only the tip of the iceberg too... Knitely Bangs tried to hang Joe Everyman, Trent Helms and Steve Awesome doing some “pick your poison” goodness and ohhh so much more.
Everything was exciting from beginning to end, Just don't know any other way to say it. This week was awesome!
THE FAB FIVE
5. ROXXXIE :: Hey, she's been on a slump latley but she got Crystal right where she wanted her and picked up the victory, EMF has been nothing short of a thorn in her side and she's made her hatred for them known, now she has a win over one of them.
4. JOE EVERYMAN :: Well Joe Everyman, I'm proud of you, you picked up a solid win for once. Hey, how's the throat?
3. XANDER FAMULARO :: He picked up a second win against the Honor Champion, congratulatons
2. ROB DIAMOND :: Well this match has been building for a while hasn't it? Rob swoops in and takes Zelda for his own right out from under Jacobsen's nose then wins the World title... it's like he has everything Jacobsen dreams of.
1. ALEX JONES :: A great bounce back week for Alex who has been kind of slumping lately as well. Spike Kane is always a huge match and he went out and got a great victory.
PREVIEW AND PREDICTIONS
LAST WEEK'S RECORD:: 10-1 :: Would you look at that? Two weeks in a row that I've went 10-1 baby! Tell me who can do a better job at predicting than that, I dare you, You won't find NOBODY.
OVERALL RECORD:: 145-47 :: Oh man this is great! I mentioned before how I thought it would have been cool to reach 150 before 50 but it didn't look like I'd do it because I was at 45 wrong picks, but two weeks later and I'm right there... this could be it folks!
Trauma
Singles Match
Klayton Ramone vs Paul Star
Singles Match
Rosa de Oro vs Jade Cortez
Singles Match
Joe Everyman vs Jayson Matthews
Main Event
Xtreme Rules
Mark Evil vs Steve Marlay
Collision
Tag Team Match
The Internationals vs Alex Jones and Ricky Johnson
Singles Match
Roxxxie vs Mercedes Vargas
Singles Match
Lex Sense vs Todd Williams
Singles Match
Kathleen Conway vs Crystal Hilton
Pick your poison: Trent Helms
Adam Knite vs Steve Awesome
Pick your poison: Steve Awesome
Handicap Match
Trent Helms vs Venom, Andrew Jacobsen, Roberto Verona and Trish Newborn
Main Event
6 Person Intergender Tag Match
Rob Diamond, Xander Famularo and Zelda Knite vs Christian Gardner, Spike Kane, and Allyson Gardner
WHAT TO KEEP AN EYE ON
ADAM KNITE vs. STEVE AWESOME :: What do I have to really explain about this? I believe it's the first time they'll be in a one on one match since their historic Iron Man Match, it should be one fantastic match and I don't know about all of you, but I can't wait to see them go all out on each other again. Two of NCW's best right here.
TRENT HELMS vs. THE YOUNG GUNS :: The other pick your poison match should be very intersting. Can Helms hold off four other wrestlers? No. However, I know Trent and you won't see him roll over and not try. You're going to see him give those four the fights of their lives. When Trent is backed into a corner, is when he's at his most dangerous.
KATHLEEN CONWAY :: Crystal Hilton has been one of the hottest wrestlers this year, her record is right up there with Zelda, Rob, and Adam's and this is a great opportunity for Conway to really strike out on her own and make a name for herself. Can she do it? We'll have to watch and see I guess.
KNITELINE
Brandon Harwell
Pontiac, Michigan
We know, Trent Helms is talented, I mean a man, who on a single night once defeated Spike Kane & Lance Ryan for the nCw championship has to be, but the question I have to ask you, despite him excelling in Four Way Matches (He won his world title in one), But can he actually defeat the Young Guns by himself? If he thins out the horde, do you think he can get it down to a one on one contest and pull out the upset...
KELLY KNITE:: No. As much as I love Trent, there is no way.
Tank
Hey Kelly, How come nobody ever gives me praise for winning the first ever nCw match? I mean I defeated Davey Boone in his only nCw match....should that allow me into the Hall Of Fame?
KELLY KNITE:: Because you're worthless and a product of Davey Boone's incompetence.
Bobby Singer, North Carolina.
Hey Kelly, things seem to be coming to a head with A Night to Remember just around the corner. Do you think this weeks Collision main event could have an impact on what might happen at and after ANTR?
KELLY KNITE:: There is no doubt in my mind Bobby. There are a lot of angles you can view this match from... this could turn out into a brawl with the except of Aly and Zelda likely just laughing it off.
Mark Johnson
Key West, FL
Who do you see challenging Trish Newborn at ANTR?
KELLY KNITE:: If I had to guess... one of the members of EMF, most likely Crystal.
Joey New York, New York
How awesome is Venom? He must be the greatest stable leader and National Champion ever.
KELLY KNITE:: He's been a great National Champion, there is no denying that fact. Best stable leader? Lets wait to see if he can win a world title before we start making that claim.
Rita L. Chavez; Madison, TN
Hey, Kelly! What's up with Rosa de Oro? I mean, she hasn't had the best of luck lately against Roxxxie, Kathleen Conway, and Trish Newborn in recent weeks. Do you think she has a chance against the new girl, Jade Cortez on Trauma?
KELLY KNITE:: Rows of Oreos is a great wrestler, she's just ran into some tough luck her first three weeks here, I fully expect her to rebound and win this match, then she'll really show people what she's got.
Russell King; Tampa, FL
My Tampa Bay Lightning are in the conference finals and NCW's coming to my hometown! Sweet! K2, do you see KnitelyBangs EVER losing the NCW Tag Team Championships, or are they that damn good?
KELLY KNITE:: They are a damn good team, but even the best teams lose sometimes. I can see them losing the titles but whoever takes them from them... are going to earn them, I can promise you that, because Knitely Bangs won't just roll over.
Steve
Oakland Calidornia
Alex Jones is one of my favourite NCW wrestlers but it seems his career has somewhat stalled after his shot at the NCW world title, what in your opinion should Alex focus on next and what do you think his career needs?
KELLY KNITE:: I think Alex just needs to keep doing what he's doing. He's always one of the best wrestlers NCW has to offer and he's constantly one of the fans' favorites... he'll have his day in the sun soon enough.
Sean Davies,
New England.
Hey Kelly, with the likes of The (New) Young Guns showing up, how do you think they rank against the original Young Guns? Also which do you think was better....the Young Guns vs The Empire, when Davey Ortega was in charge or the new Young Guns vs the New Empire when Spike Kane took over?
P.S. Your show is the only thing keeping me alive, the meds....they don't work. .....i still hear the voices
KELLY KNITE:: I honestly don't know what you're talking about. I don't remember the Young Guns ever taking on the Empire? I believe you have them mistaken.
Josh Padalecki; Ontario, CA
Hey Kelly, do you believe things are far from over between Roberto and Todd leading up to their match at A Night To Remember? Do you see them continuing to attack and face it other after their match?
KELLY KNITE:: With personalities like that, I really don't see how it'll ever end. Not until one beats the other half to death.
Lex Sense
I'm sitting here thinking about the wonderful things that will happen to your husband and crony but more importantly... I am sitting here thinking of you. How have you been?
KELLY KNITE:: Thinking of me? How sweet. Too bad I have no interest in you.
Michael Wendigo
Oblivion
Hey Kelly, You should totally pimp out the Colosseum Cruiserweight Title while you are broadcasting Collision each week.
But the real question is, Who is the greatest wrestler in nCw history, never to have won the nCw Championship?
KELLY KNITE:: Alex Jones.
Cain Marko, Genosha;
Hey K Squared, is it just me, or does Xander seem unstoppable? He's like a juggernaut of destruction! Also, I agree with him that "X" is a stupid and weak nickname, don't you?
KELLY KNITE:: Xander with enough time and training could easily be every bit the wrestler his father was and more, he's got that much talent. Yes, it's pretty bad.
Traci Weber; Peoria, Illinois
What do you see in Joe Everyman's future if him and Lex Sense ever split up, and they both go their separate ways? Last week could be the start that this team could be going downhill. And what's with Lex Sense acting all creepy? Is he related to Jason Voorhees? He's creepy, don't you agree Kelly?
KELLY KNITE:: Joe Everyman would make a nice janitor I think. Could beat Jimmy Turner out for the job, then he'd finally win something. Not creepy, just sad.
William T. Justice
So Kelly, there have been so many stories about what exactly was the relationship between you and Trent, I know you guys briefly dated, or was that a lie in itself, if it indeed was true, how did Trent and Adam become friends again, and even become even closer friends?
KELLY KNITE:: Yes... we dated very breifly, that's all. Nothing more, nothing less. They just worked it out I guess, sometimes friendships go beyond a girl, you also have to remember... me and Adam broke up several times before we finally married.
CLOSING
Thanks for understanding this week everybody, I'm really sorry about this lackluster week and I hope to be back in full force for you next time. I promise I won't make this a normal occurance and will bring you the best Knitelife you can get whenever I can... until next time...
KELLY KNITE