Post by Angel on May 16, 2011 16:15:41 GMT -6
{ Dramatic wide shot opening over a valley as we swoop down into it and over the tree tops. Some sweet sexy song plays thats probably performed by Kanye West or someone popular like that. }
"MAGIC!... THEIR MAGICALLY!!!! Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeelicious!!!!"
{ Suddenly we zoom in on a bunch of guys in yellow jump suits with yellow hazmat like masks over their heads and the word "AIM" written on their back. }
OddHexx: Aim?
{ OddHexx looks over to his accomplice. }
HappyFinger: Hydra wasn't available.
{ Da dum-dum! Anybody? No? Whatever. }
OddHexx: I see. And tell my HappyFinger what is it that Aim is doing exactly?
HappyFinger: Well my dubious fellow I was conversing with my evil half, Recklessly Happy over a couple bottles of Pepsi on how to avenge ourselves against those bumbling heroes known as the Internationals!
{ Lighting strikes in the distance and OddHexx jumps. }
HappyFinger: And we came up with the most sinister plan of all time!
{ HappyFinger begins picking his nose. }
OddHexx: Well?
HappyFinger: Huh?
{ OddHexx slaps Happyfinger in the back of the head. }
OddHexx: What was your's and... Your evil half's plan?
{ HappyFinger begins laughing hysterically at the size of the booger he just got before fading into a flashback of approximately fifteen minutes ago with HappyFinger in the bathroom talking to a mirror with a bottle of Pepsi in his hand. }
Recklessly: And then we plant them in their tour bus and BOOM!!!!!!
{ The two Happy's begin laughing as we fade back to Happyfinger picking his nose again. }
HappyFinger: How do you like it?
OddHexx: Like what? You didn't tell me the plan....
HappyFinger: Oh... WELL IT'S A GOOD ONE! I should tell you sometime.
{ HappyFinger begins to walk away because he saw something he'd like to hug. }
OddHexx: Dangit Happy! The Internationals-
{ Lighting. }
OddHexx: What the? Well the Internationals-
{ Lighting. }
OddHexx: Son of a... The Inter-
{ Light- }
OddHexx: CONTINENTALS!
{ Awww... :-( }
OddHexx: Hehehehe... Wait... Dangit, they've made us look like fools the last few weeks Happy and we need to prove to the world that we are not cartoon villains! WE ARE THE REAL XTREME DEAL!
{ HapyFinger turns around, Pepsi in hand, he takes a long, slow, almost sexual gulp from the 2 liter then brings it down to his side, his erection is noticeable as he gets close enough to OddHexx for the tip of his penis to brush against him if he were to move too quickly. }
Recklessly: Ya damn right we are and those little immigrant sons of whore are going to learn first hand that you do not mess with the true brothers of destruction.
{ OddHexx tilts his head. }
OddHexx: Recklessly Happy?
Recklessly: You know it baby.
{ OddHexx shrugs. }
Recklessly: I've sat back long enough and watched as those green card carrying pests have made fools of Happy and yourself. BUT NO MORE! I once murdered my whole family for dramatic effect! Imagine what I will do to them once I have them right where I want them. They will feel pain like no other. They will suffer like no other. They will be buried beneath the depths of even Joe Everyman's career and then they will perish beneath the raw power that is MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! NO MAN! WOMAN! OR CHILD CAN STOP US! FOR WE ARE THE TITANS OF XTREME! THE FROST GIANTS OF XTREME! THE JESUS CHRIST OF XTREME!
OddHexx: Even the Allah of Xtreme?
{ Recklessly Happy pimp smacks OddHexx with a barbed wire flaming kitten covered gauntlet of doom! }
OddHexx: Ouch.
Recklessly: No muslims... Muslims are not funny.
OddHexx: Sorry... So... Whats the plan anyways?
Recklessly: The plan my dear OddHexx is one of great important, great secrecy but most of all of GREAT XTREME DESTRUCTION!
{ Recklessly Happy begins to cackle like a Saturday morning villain. }
Recklessly: You see OddHexx, the Internationals-
{ Lighting. }
Recklessly: Will be lucky to even make it to the arena this week for a Night to Remember. Because I along with my hench men from AIM have planted Bob-Omb's all over their tour bus and they are set to EXPLODE!
{ OddHex begins to laugh as well. }
OddHexx: Excellent. EXCELLENT! And once the Internationals-
{ Lighting. }
OddHexx: Are out of our way the world tag team division is ours for the taking!
Recklessly: UP THE ASS!
OddHexx: YES! Up the... Wait, I think that's a little too far...
{ Recklessly Happy sips his Pepsi. }
Recklessly: To each his own.
OddHexx: So... About those Bob-Ombs... When they set to go off?
{ Recklessly Happy points to a giant flat screen monitor that you'd swear wasn't there a second ago. On the monitor you see the Internationals *LIGHTING!* seriously? You see them walking toward their tour bus having a conversation. }
Recklessly: YES! YES! EVERYBODY DIE!
{ The door opens. }
OddHexx:.... Ummmm.... Those Bob-Ombs... Are they real... You know, bombs?
Recklessly: OF COURSE THEY ARE!!!!!
OddHexx: Crap...
{ They step onto the bus and the door closes... }
Recklessly: YES!
{ They turn the key... }
Recklessly: COME ON!
{ It's giving them a hard time. }
Recklessly: COME OOOOOON!!!!!!
{ It finally kicks over and... }
Recklessly: *Cums*
BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!
Recklessly: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
{ The bus goes up in flames as OddHexx stares in disbelief. Did Recklessly Happy just kill the Interna... Those guys from other countries? Is he really an evil mastermind who lays dormant within Mr. Happy's mind and is released by Pepsi? Will anyone carry on this story line in their next role play? Find out those answers and more NEXT TIME ON LOST!.... }
IT BETTER BE CONTINUED!
"MAGIC!... THEIR MAGICALLY!!!! Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeelicious!!!!"
{ Suddenly we zoom in on a bunch of guys in yellow jump suits with yellow hazmat like masks over their heads and the word "AIM" written on their back. }
OddHexx: Aim?
{ OddHexx looks over to his accomplice. }
HappyFinger: Hydra wasn't available.
{ Da dum-dum! Anybody? No? Whatever. }
OddHexx: I see. And tell my HappyFinger what is it that Aim is doing exactly?
HappyFinger: Well my dubious fellow I was conversing with my evil half, Recklessly Happy over a couple bottles of Pepsi on how to avenge ourselves against those bumbling heroes known as the Internationals!
{ Lighting strikes in the distance and OddHexx jumps. }
HappyFinger: And we came up with the most sinister plan of all time!
{ HappyFinger begins picking his nose. }
OddHexx: Well?
HappyFinger: Huh?
{ OddHexx slaps Happyfinger in the back of the head. }
OddHexx: What was your's and... Your evil half's plan?
{ HappyFinger begins laughing hysterically at the size of the booger he just got before fading into a flashback of approximately fifteen minutes ago with HappyFinger in the bathroom talking to a mirror with a bottle of Pepsi in his hand. }
Recklessly: And then we plant them in their tour bus and BOOM!!!!!!
{ The two Happy's begin laughing as we fade back to Happyfinger picking his nose again. }
HappyFinger: How do you like it?
OddHexx: Like what? You didn't tell me the plan....
HappyFinger: Oh... WELL IT'S A GOOD ONE! I should tell you sometime.
{ HappyFinger begins to walk away because he saw something he'd like to hug. }
OddHexx: Dangit Happy! The Internationals-
{ Lighting. }
OddHexx: What the? Well the Internationals-
{ Lighting. }
OddHexx: Son of a... The Inter-
{ Light- }
OddHexx: CONTINENTALS!
{ Awww... :-( }
OddHexx: Hehehehe... Wait... Dangit, they've made us look like fools the last few weeks Happy and we need to prove to the world that we are not cartoon villains! WE ARE THE REAL XTREME DEAL!
{ HapyFinger turns around, Pepsi in hand, he takes a long, slow, almost sexual gulp from the 2 liter then brings it down to his side, his erection is noticeable as he gets close enough to OddHexx for the tip of his penis to brush against him if he were to move too quickly. }
Recklessly: Ya damn right we are and those little immigrant sons of whore are going to learn first hand that you do not mess with the true brothers of destruction.
{ OddHexx tilts his head. }
OddHexx: Recklessly Happy?
Recklessly: You know it baby.
{ OddHexx shrugs. }
Recklessly: I've sat back long enough and watched as those green card carrying pests have made fools of Happy and yourself. BUT NO MORE! I once murdered my whole family for dramatic effect! Imagine what I will do to them once I have them right where I want them. They will feel pain like no other. They will suffer like no other. They will be buried beneath the depths of even Joe Everyman's career and then they will perish beneath the raw power that is MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! NO MAN! WOMAN! OR CHILD CAN STOP US! FOR WE ARE THE TITANS OF XTREME! THE FROST GIANTS OF XTREME! THE JESUS CHRIST OF XTREME!
OddHexx: Even the Allah of Xtreme?
{ Recklessly Happy pimp smacks OddHexx with a barbed wire flaming kitten covered gauntlet of doom! }
OddHexx: Ouch.
Recklessly: No muslims... Muslims are not funny.
OddHexx: Sorry... So... Whats the plan anyways?
Recklessly: The plan my dear OddHexx is one of great important, great secrecy but most of all of GREAT XTREME DESTRUCTION!
{ Recklessly Happy begins to cackle like a Saturday morning villain. }
Recklessly: You see OddHexx, the Internationals-
{ Lighting. }
Recklessly: Will be lucky to even make it to the arena this week for a Night to Remember. Because I along with my hench men from AIM have planted Bob-Omb's all over their tour bus and they are set to EXPLODE!
{ OddHex begins to laugh as well. }
OddHexx: Excellent. EXCELLENT! And once the Internationals-
{ Lighting. }
OddHexx: Are out of our way the world tag team division is ours for the taking!
Recklessly: UP THE ASS!
OddHexx: YES! Up the... Wait, I think that's a little too far...
{ Recklessly Happy sips his Pepsi. }
Recklessly: To each his own.
OddHexx: So... About those Bob-Ombs... When they set to go off?
{ Recklessly Happy points to a giant flat screen monitor that you'd swear wasn't there a second ago. On the monitor you see the Internationals *LIGHTING!* seriously? You see them walking toward their tour bus having a conversation. }
Recklessly: YES! YES! EVERYBODY DIE!
{ The door opens. }
OddHexx:.... Ummmm.... Those Bob-Ombs... Are they real... You know, bombs?
Recklessly: OF COURSE THEY ARE!!!!!
OddHexx: Crap...
{ They step onto the bus and the door closes... }
Recklessly: YES!
{ They turn the key... }
Recklessly: COME ON!
{ It's giving them a hard time. }
Recklessly: COME OOOOOON!!!!!!
{ It finally kicks over and... }
Recklessly: *Cums*
BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!
Recklessly: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
{ The bus goes up in flames as OddHexx stares in disbelief. Did Recklessly Happy just kill the Interna... Those guys from other countries? Is he really an evil mastermind who lays dormant within Mr. Happy's mind and is released by Pepsi? Will anyone carry on this story line in their next role play? Find out those answers and more NEXT TIME ON LOST!.... }
IT BETTER BE CONTINUED!