Post by Rob Diamond on May 18, 2011 16:29:12 GMT -6
"I don't care about her?"
{Open to shock and awe... But mostly anger. A deep, seething anger. }
"That's your big retort? I don't care about her?"
{ He pauses, just trying to find the words. }
"YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE!"
{ Found'em. }
"Without so much as an 'I'm sorry Rob, I''m a big lumbering goomba who doesn't know how to pull back when my primary target has ducked out of the way.' But yeah, it's all my fault because... I..."
"Retaliated?"
"It's my fault because I didn't just stand back and take it up the ass like a good little bitch? You know what Xander, since I won this world title I have had my ass handed to me by the Young Guns on at least two occasions, so excuse me if when my OPPONENT and supposed GOOD FRIEND punches me in the face I think I'm due a little comeupin's. My bad Xander. My bad. Didn't mean to have a nut sack between my legs. Next time you punch me in the face I'll just stand back and take it."
"Kay?"
{ He doesn't smile, not even that cocky smirk you hate to love. He just stands there, his eyes fixated on a target. }
"But to accuse me of not caring when I was the one who stopped fighting after you knocked her out? When I was the one who tried to get past the security to make sure she was alright? You must be outside of your f*cking mind Xander. The second I saw her on the ground, THE GODDAM MILLISECOND I SAW HER ON THE GROUND!"
{ He stops and tries to recollect himself. }
"I stopped caring about you..."
{ He looks away, remembering how Collision ended, remembering the moment he saw Zelda on the ground, how he picked her up and held her and how Xander pulled him away, how he tried desperately to get to her while security held him back, meanwhile Xander didn't stop, Xander continued trying to fight him, Xander after all he was the one who ripped Rob away from Zelda as he cradled her on the ground. Wink-Wink. }
"I held her in my arms... AFTER YOU KNOCKED HER OUT!... I held her... Her seemingly sleeping body in my arms... And what did you do?"
{ His eyes are just filled with rage, the edges of his lips twitch into a sneer. }
"You grabbed me by the head... And tried to fight me some more... YOU!"
{ He throws his index finger up and points it right at you. }
"So don't stand there and tell me I don't care. Don't get up on that white horse after all the horrible things you've done in the name of your career and tell me I don't care."
"YOU SPENT MONTHS TRYING TO END MY CAREER!"
"Not days, not weeks, MONTHS! You did everything in your power to put me in an early grave. You made it your frigging life's mission to see me driven before you in a bloody **** stain on the ground! Not to mention the hell you put Zelda through. The torture. Watching as Maniac choked the life out of her. Watching as Desiree tried to basically murder her. Watching as her entire life came down around her. GOD. DAM. WATCHING."
"Or was it waiting?"
"Waiting for exactly the right moment to cast my brother aside and ride in on that white horse the hero of the story? Deciding to have a soul at just the right moment to make sure you came out on top, looking like the true hero of the story. Was that it Xander? You watched and waited as Zelda and I battled for our life's, roping even the unredeemable Steve Awesome in to help us, a man who is a far worse monster inside a wrestling ring than either you or your father could ever be. You waited for what? What were you waiting for Xander? Huh? And why did you wait? What epic Greek tale do you have for us today where the hero picks and choses the moments and situations where he actually does something worth noting? Just admit it Xander, you didn't save Zelda because she's your sister... You saved her..."
"FOR YOUR CAREER!"
"Because your selfish, your egotistical, you can't look past your own nose without smelling your own ****! You saw an opportunity to make yourself into the saving grace of nCw's patron saint and you took it. You swooped in like a thief in the night and stole my battle from my brother out from under me. You cast aside Maniac the second he was no longer boosting your career and took up the cause of Zelda. Your a pathetic piece of **** Xander. Meanwhile I was right there by Zelda's side when Falcon hit her, consoling her, making her happy again and where were you? I was right there to pick up the pieces as she moved into Gib's house and tried to figure out what went wrong, where were you? I was there making it better, not because it helped my career, not because it got me a world title shot but because I F*CKING CARE! Hell, half the goddam roster thinks I'm a pussy because I openly admit I love her, but yeah, I went out of my way to bring Zelda back from the all too familiar brink because it made me look good... And in the mean time Xander did??? Oh, you beat Falcon in a handicap match as revenge that one time in like a four on one match, right?"
{ He nods in agreement. }
"WHOOPDEE F*CKING DOO!"
"Hey how about I give ya a medal right next to that brother of the year trophy ya got Xander, and maybe we can put those right next to that Homeless Harold mask and all those promos you made where you threatened to end my life. And then after that we can get together for one big family reunion where I jam my fist so far down your goddam throat you **** a few knuckle bones! Congratulations you prisoned raped Falcon in retaliation for what he did to Zelda... In the mean time I actually went out of my way to make the Bird's life a living hell, slowly but surely striping him of everything he loved, and just when he thought he couldn't lose anymore I took his world damn title. So Xander, brother of the year that you are..."
"Where were you again?"
{ He waits. }
"Playing dress up with my big brother? Pretending to be Jason Vorhees? Tossing aside your black hat at the drop of a dime because you think it might make you into a legitimate main event wrestler since you know actually wrestling your way to the top is so two thousand and ten? Oh I know what you were doing, you were too busy focusing on your own goddam career to be there for your sister, so you left her in the uncaring hands of Rob Diamond who was so obviously just catering to her every need and desire and whim simply because she's a good lay, right? *winks* I guess that makes me the one who doesn't care... Then again Xander..."
"Who was it that choked out Gib while Angel became a two time world champ?"
"You."
"Who beat Gib senseless at the behest of Maniac?"
"You."
"Who held Zelda back while I got the beating of a life time?"
"You."
{ No laughs, no snickers, nothing but the same pissed off look he's had this whole time. }
"But you love them, right? You love big daddy Gib and little sis Zelda, right? This is the family you've spent your whole entire life fighting for, correct? Wait, no, that's me. I'm the one who stood up and defended Zelda and Gib. I'm the one who put myself in harms way for people I barely know and people who once hated me. I'm the one who has put my neck on the line countless times and has asked for nothing in return, not even a world title shot. THAT WAS ME! Unless of course I'm just imagining everything? It's entirely possibly I'm imagining all the horrible things you've done to your family in the name of your career. I guess that time Gib was hung over the ropes to die while Angel held up the world title is just a fantasy I made up. In that case Xander, more power to you for being such a stand up kind of guy who has obviously done everything in his power to be the best big brother and son one can be..."
{ This is what you call a dead pan stare to emphasize the sarcasm. }
"Am I just imagining the pain and suffering you've caused your family, the tears and heart ache, is it all in my head? Because honestly Xander the only person I've ever seen you give two ****s about is the man you see in the mirror everyday."
"But hey, I don't love Zelda Knite, right?"
"F*ck you Xander."
{ Rob reaches down and holds up the world title by the end of the strap. }
"You want this belt Xander? It's so goddam important to you that you'd sucker punch me and your sister?"
{ He literally tosses it at the camera, you can hear it clunk down onto the ground. }
"You can have it..."
{ Finally that smirk begins to sneak through. }
"Over my dead body."
{ But the smirk isn't one of arrogance or ego, it's something else, something a little more sinister. }
"Just like if you want me to give up on Zelda and just walk away, it'll be over my dead body Xander because I will never stop fighting for her. NEVER. I will never stop fighting for what we have, because despite what you may think, I love her and I don't care what you or Gib say. Sunday night..."
{ He reaches into his pocket and pulls out the ring he's been carrying. }
"I'm going to ask Zelda... To spend the rest of her life with me... And it doesn't matter if I'm still the world champion or not, if I'm still the uber bad ass or not, because as long as Zelda's says yes..."
"That's all I really care about."
"So call me unoriginal. Enamor me with another tale of Greek mythology where you liken me to someone who eventually fell. Take everything I said and literally say it back to me over and over and over again like you always do. Because I'm not the one who said I was unbeatable. I'm not the one who said you couldn't win. I'm not the one who doesn't think you deserve this. You are, Xander. You have those preconceived notions. You don't believe in yourself. But I do. I believe in you and your raw power. I believe you can beat anyone on any given day. I believe you've got everything you need to win except faith in yourself. Because you don't really fight for anything, you fight because it's all you know and at the end of the day knowing what your good at is not the same as loving what you do. And me? I f*cking love this."
"I believe in me. I believe in what I'm capable of. And I believe beyond a shadow of a doubt I will go further than any man on this roster to walk out with that world title firmly in my grasps. And you know why? Because Zelda believes in me and how far I will go for her. So you wanna make this about Zelda? Then let's make it about Zelda. Because I will ****ing kill you for her."
{ He looks down at the ring. The band is gold but the center is what makes it special, it's shaped like the Triforce with a diamond set in the center. }
"We've all done things we're not proud of Xander. We've all made mistakes. We all have regrets. But I refuse to regret a single thing I've done since the day I met Zelda. That includes what I plan on doing to you for ever accusing me of using her. My whole damn life has been one long struggle to prove myself against the world. I'm done proving myself to you people. It's time you prove yourselves to me. Prove yourself Xander. Show me more than the same old ****. The same old stories. The same old insults. I get it, DX said suck it first, sorry I wasn't born earlier. I get it, there have been other bad-asses before me. Thing is Xander, I didn't wear a Halloween mask to get over."
"I'm me."
"And if you don't like me, if you don't respect me, if you don't want me as your world champion then it's time to stop repeating what everyone else said and show me why your different. Because right here, right now, your not saying anything I haven't heard my entire goddam life and on a personal level it's getting real annoying. You've had the world handed to you on a silver platter from the moment you stepped in between the ropes. Daddies mask made it easy for you to get by. Daddies name makes it even easier now. You only got into the Coliseum qualifiers because of him. Who did you beat before that? What epic feuds did you win? Exactly what challenges did you overcome?"
"Nothing and no one."
"You stand here today a product of good genes, looking down at the man you keep trying to tell yourself you are. You want my story as bad as you want my title but how far are you willing to go Xander? How much is this happy ending worth to you? Because I was born to wrestle, like you, it's all I really know, like you, the one shining difference is..."
"I was never afraid to be who I am."
"And you should know better than anyone... Who I am is a hell of allot scarier than anything you could ever hope to be. You haven't changed. Your haven't evolved. Your still the same big intimidating douche bag with the same old threats. And now it's time for me to shut you up.
{ Slowly he lowers the ring and steps forward. }
"But here's the catch Xander. No matter how bad you beat me down. No matter how much blood I spill. No matter what you do to me inside of that ring... I will get up... I will keep fighting... And I will never, ever surrender. Because I know when this night is all over and one of us stands over the other's bloody and beaten body..."
"I'll still have Zelda."
"And that's why I keep fighting... That's why you can't stop me. So your just gonna have to kill me... If you can"
{ Fade on the ring. }
Tuesday, May 17th, 2010
{ Adam peeks out the door of Zelda's room in the hospital for about the six hundredth time and looks down the hall way where we can see Rob Diamond sitting forward in a chair with his head in his hands in the waiting room. Adam ducks back in. }
"He still out there?"
{ Gib with arms crossed hisses from behind Adam. }
"Yeah... Just like he was ten minutes ago when you asked and a half an hour before than and two hours before that. Gib, he's been out there since we got here, hell, he beat the ambulance here. Just let him see her."
"NO!"
{ Gib barks at Adam who is fairly unimpressed. Gib takes a seat next to the bed where Zelda would be if she were even in the bed, but she's apparently not and no one seems to notice the shadow duck out of the room, cept Adam who nods his head and quietly closes the door. }
"Not after what he did."
"What'd he do?"
"HE LET HER GET HURT!"
{ Gib looks up, his voice bellows off the walls in the small room. }
"So? You weren't out there. I wasn't out there. By your logic we let her get hurt to. We were just as if not more negligent. At least Rob tried to make sure she was ok before Xander started wailing on him some more."
{ Gib "pffts" and looks away. }
"The kid loves her. You've got to at least admit that."
{ Sheepishly. }
"...Maybe..."
"Then get over it already and let Rob see her."
{ Gib sighs and looks toward the bed. His eyes go wide as he now realizes the bed is very empty. He shoots up from his chair, knocking it over on the way up. }
"WHERE IS SHE!?"
{ Adam smirks as Gib looks around franticly. }
"Did she jump? Was the pain of Rob's betrayal to much for her? ZELDA!!!! WHY!?!?!?!"
{ Adam walks over and pats him on the shoulder. }
"Dude, she snuck out while your back was turned."
{ Gib glares at Adam. }
"You... You let her out?"
"I didn't stop her from leaving if that's what you mean."
{ Gib shoves past Adam and grabs at the door. }
"ZELDA CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO ESCAPE!"
{ Gib storms out into the hall way and looks to Rob who holds Zelda in a warm, passionate, loving embrace. }
"DIE!!!!!!!"
{ Rob ushers Zelda behind him and prepares for the BOSS BATTLE! }
Too be continued...
[/color]{Open to shock and awe... But mostly anger. A deep, seething anger. }
"That's your big retort? I don't care about her?"
{ He pauses, just trying to find the words. }
"YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE!"
{ Found'em. }
"Without so much as an 'I'm sorry Rob, I''m a big lumbering goomba who doesn't know how to pull back when my primary target has ducked out of the way.' But yeah, it's all my fault because... I..."
"Retaliated?"
"It's my fault because I didn't just stand back and take it up the ass like a good little bitch? You know what Xander, since I won this world title I have had my ass handed to me by the Young Guns on at least two occasions, so excuse me if when my OPPONENT and supposed GOOD FRIEND punches me in the face I think I'm due a little comeupin's. My bad Xander. My bad. Didn't mean to have a nut sack between my legs. Next time you punch me in the face I'll just stand back and take it."
"Kay?"
{ He doesn't smile, not even that cocky smirk you hate to love. He just stands there, his eyes fixated on a target. }
"But to accuse me of not caring when I was the one who stopped fighting after you knocked her out? When I was the one who tried to get past the security to make sure she was alright? You must be outside of your f*cking mind Xander. The second I saw her on the ground, THE GODDAM MILLISECOND I SAW HER ON THE GROUND!"
{ He stops and tries to recollect himself. }
"I stopped caring about you..."
{ He looks away, remembering how Collision ended, remembering the moment he saw Zelda on the ground, how he picked her up and held her and how Xander pulled him away, how he tried desperately to get to her while security held him back, meanwhile Xander didn't stop, Xander continued trying to fight him, Xander after all he was the one who ripped Rob away from Zelda as he cradled her on the ground. Wink-Wink. }
"I held her in my arms... AFTER YOU KNOCKED HER OUT!... I held her... Her seemingly sleeping body in my arms... And what did you do?"
{ His eyes are just filled with rage, the edges of his lips twitch into a sneer. }
"You grabbed me by the head... And tried to fight me some more... YOU!"
{ He throws his index finger up and points it right at you. }
"So don't stand there and tell me I don't care. Don't get up on that white horse after all the horrible things you've done in the name of your career and tell me I don't care."
"YOU SPENT MONTHS TRYING TO END MY CAREER!"
"Not days, not weeks, MONTHS! You did everything in your power to put me in an early grave. You made it your frigging life's mission to see me driven before you in a bloody **** stain on the ground! Not to mention the hell you put Zelda through. The torture. Watching as Maniac choked the life out of her. Watching as Desiree tried to basically murder her. Watching as her entire life came down around her. GOD. DAM. WATCHING."
"Or was it waiting?"
"Waiting for exactly the right moment to cast my brother aside and ride in on that white horse the hero of the story? Deciding to have a soul at just the right moment to make sure you came out on top, looking like the true hero of the story. Was that it Xander? You watched and waited as Zelda and I battled for our life's, roping even the unredeemable Steve Awesome in to help us, a man who is a far worse monster inside a wrestling ring than either you or your father could ever be. You waited for what? What were you waiting for Xander? Huh? And why did you wait? What epic Greek tale do you have for us today where the hero picks and choses the moments and situations where he actually does something worth noting? Just admit it Xander, you didn't save Zelda because she's your sister... You saved her..."
"FOR YOUR CAREER!"
"Because your selfish, your egotistical, you can't look past your own nose without smelling your own ****! You saw an opportunity to make yourself into the saving grace of nCw's patron saint and you took it. You swooped in like a thief in the night and stole my battle from my brother out from under me. You cast aside Maniac the second he was no longer boosting your career and took up the cause of Zelda. Your a pathetic piece of **** Xander. Meanwhile I was right there by Zelda's side when Falcon hit her, consoling her, making her happy again and where were you? I was right there to pick up the pieces as she moved into Gib's house and tried to figure out what went wrong, where were you? I was there making it better, not because it helped my career, not because it got me a world title shot but because I F*CKING CARE! Hell, half the goddam roster thinks I'm a pussy because I openly admit I love her, but yeah, I went out of my way to bring Zelda back from the all too familiar brink because it made me look good... And in the mean time Xander did??? Oh, you beat Falcon in a handicap match as revenge that one time in like a four on one match, right?"
{ He nods in agreement. }
"WHOOPDEE F*CKING DOO!"
"Hey how about I give ya a medal right next to that brother of the year trophy ya got Xander, and maybe we can put those right next to that Homeless Harold mask and all those promos you made where you threatened to end my life. And then after that we can get together for one big family reunion where I jam my fist so far down your goddam throat you **** a few knuckle bones! Congratulations you prisoned raped Falcon in retaliation for what he did to Zelda... In the mean time I actually went out of my way to make the Bird's life a living hell, slowly but surely striping him of everything he loved, and just when he thought he couldn't lose anymore I took his world damn title. So Xander, brother of the year that you are..."
"Where were you again?"
{ He waits. }
"Playing dress up with my big brother? Pretending to be Jason Vorhees? Tossing aside your black hat at the drop of a dime because you think it might make you into a legitimate main event wrestler since you know actually wrestling your way to the top is so two thousand and ten? Oh I know what you were doing, you were too busy focusing on your own goddam career to be there for your sister, so you left her in the uncaring hands of Rob Diamond who was so obviously just catering to her every need and desire and whim simply because she's a good lay, right? *winks* I guess that makes me the one who doesn't care... Then again Xander..."
"Who was it that choked out Gib while Angel became a two time world champ?"
"You."
"Who beat Gib senseless at the behest of Maniac?"
"You."
"Who held Zelda back while I got the beating of a life time?"
"You."
{ No laughs, no snickers, nothing but the same pissed off look he's had this whole time. }
"But you love them, right? You love big daddy Gib and little sis Zelda, right? This is the family you've spent your whole entire life fighting for, correct? Wait, no, that's me. I'm the one who stood up and defended Zelda and Gib. I'm the one who put myself in harms way for people I barely know and people who once hated me. I'm the one who has put my neck on the line countless times and has asked for nothing in return, not even a world title shot. THAT WAS ME! Unless of course I'm just imagining everything? It's entirely possibly I'm imagining all the horrible things you've done to your family in the name of your career. I guess that time Gib was hung over the ropes to die while Angel held up the world title is just a fantasy I made up. In that case Xander, more power to you for being such a stand up kind of guy who has obviously done everything in his power to be the best big brother and son one can be..."
{ This is what you call a dead pan stare to emphasize the sarcasm. }
"Am I just imagining the pain and suffering you've caused your family, the tears and heart ache, is it all in my head? Because honestly Xander the only person I've ever seen you give two ****s about is the man you see in the mirror everyday."
"But hey, I don't love Zelda Knite, right?"
"F*ck you Xander."
{ Rob reaches down and holds up the world title by the end of the strap. }
"You want this belt Xander? It's so goddam important to you that you'd sucker punch me and your sister?"
{ He literally tosses it at the camera, you can hear it clunk down onto the ground. }
"You can have it..."
{ Finally that smirk begins to sneak through. }
"Over my dead body."
{ But the smirk isn't one of arrogance or ego, it's something else, something a little more sinister. }
"Just like if you want me to give up on Zelda and just walk away, it'll be over my dead body Xander because I will never stop fighting for her. NEVER. I will never stop fighting for what we have, because despite what you may think, I love her and I don't care what you or Gib say. Sunday night..."
{ He reaches into his pocket and pulls out the ring he's been carrying. }
"I'm going to ask Zelda... To spend the rest of her life with me... And it doesn't matter if I'm still the world champion or not, if I'm still the uber bad ass or not, because as long as Zelda's says yes..."
"That's all I really care about."
"So call me unoriginal. Enamor me with another tale of Greek mythology where you liken me to someone who eventually fell. Take everything I said and literally say it back to me over and over and over again like you always do. Because I'm not the one who said I was unbeatable. I'm not the one who said you couldn't win. I'm not the one who doesn't think you deserve this. You are, Xander. You have those preconceived notions. You don't believe in yourself. But I do. I believe in you and your raw power. I believe you can beat anyone on any given day. I believe you've got everything you need to win except faith in yourself. Because you don't really fight for anything, you fight because it's all you know and at the end of the day knowing what your good at is not the same as loving what you do. And me? I f*cking love this."
"I believe in me. I believe in what I'm capable of. And I believe beyond a shadow of a doubt I will go further than any man on this roster to walk out with that world title firmly in my grasps. And you know why? Because Zelda believes in me and how far I will go for her. So you wanna make this about Zelda? Then let's make it about Zelda. Because I will ****ing kill you for her."
{ He looks down at the ring. The band is gold but the center is what makes it special, it's shaped like the Triforce with a diamond set in the center. }
"We've all done things we're not proud of Xander. We've all made mistakes. We all have regrets. But I refuse to regret a single thing I've done since the day I met Zelda. That includes what I plan on doing to you for ever accusing me of using her. My whole damn life has been one long struggle to prove myself against the world. I'm done proving myself to you people. It's time you prove yourselves to me. Prove yourself Xander. Show me more than the same old ****. The same old stories. The same old insults. I get it, DX said suck it first, sorry I wasn't born earlier. I get it, there have been other bad-asses before me. Thing is Xander, I didn't wear a Halloween mask to get over."
"I'm me."
"And if you don't like me, if you don't respect me, if you don't want me as your world champion then it's time to stop repeating what everyone else said and show me why your different. Because right here, right now, your not saying anything I haven't heard my entire goddam life and on a personal level it's getting real annoying. You've had the world handed to you on a silver platter from the moment you stepped in between the ropes. Daddies mask made it easy for you to get by. Daddies name makes it even easier now. You only got into the Coliseum qualifiers because of him. Who did you beat before that? What epic feuds did you win? Exactly what challenges did you overcome?"
"Nothing and no one."
"You stand here today a product of good genes, looking down at the man you keep trying to tell yourself you are. You want my story as bad as you want my title but how far are you willing to go Xander? How much is this happy ending worth to you? Because I was born to wrestle, like you, it's all I really know, like you, the one shining difference is..."
"I was never afraid to be who I am."
"And you should know better than anyone... Who I am is a hell of allot scarier than anything you could ever hope to be. You haven't changed. Your haven't evolved. Your still the same big intimidating douche bag with the same old threats. And now it's time for me to shut you up.
{ Slowly he lowers the ring and steps forward. }
"But here's the catch Xander. No matter how bad you beat me down. No matter how much blood I spill. No matter what you do to me inside of that ring... I will get up... I will keep fighting... And I will never, ever surrender. Because I know when this night is all over and one of us stands over the other's bloody and beaten body..."
"I'll still have Zelda."
"And that's why I keep fighting... That's why you can't stop me. So your just gonna have to kill me... If you can"
{ Fade on the ring. }
Tuesday, May 17th, 2010
{ Adam peeks out the door of Zelda's room in the hospital for about the six hundredth time and looks down the hall way where we can see Rob Diamond sitting forward in a chair with his head in his hands in the waiting room. Adam ducks back in. }
"He still out there?"
{ Gib with arms crossed hisses from behind Adam. }
"Yeah... Just like he was ten minutes ago when you asked and a half an hour before than and two hours before that. Gib, he's been out there since we got here, hell, he beat the ambulance here. Just let him see her."
"NO!"
{ Gib barks at Adam who is fairly unimpressed. Gib takes a seat next to the bed where Zelda would be if she were even in the bed, but she's apparently not and no one seems to notice the shadow duck out of the room, cept Adam who nods his head and quietly closes the door. }
"Not after what he did."
"What'd he do?"
"HE LET HER GET HURT!"
{ Gib looks up, his voice bellows off the walls in the small room. }
"So? You weren't out there. I wasn't out there. By your logic we let her get hurt to. We were just as if not more negligent. At least Rob tried to make sure she was ok before Xander started wailing on him some more."
{ Gib "pffts" and looks away. }
"The kid loves her. You've got to at least admit that."
{ Sheepishly. }
"...Maybe..."
"Then get over it already and let Rob see her."
{ Gib sighs and looks toward the bed. His eyes go wide as he now realizes the bed is very empty. He shoots up from his chair, knocking it over on the way up. }
"WHERE IS SHE!?"
{ Adam smirks as Gib looks around franticly. }
"Did she jump? Was the pain of Rob's betrayal to much for her? ZELDA!!!! WHY!?!?!?!"
{ Adam walks over and pats him on the shoulder. }
"Dude, she snuck out while your back was turned."
{ Gib glares at Adam. }
"You... You let her out?"
"I didn't stop her from leaving if that's what you mean."
{ Gib shoves past Adam and grabs at the door. }
"ZELDA CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO ESCAPE!"
{ Gib storms out into the hall way and looks to Rob who holds Zelda in a warm, passionate, loving embrace. }
"DIE!!!!!!!"
{ Rob ushers Zelda behind him and prepares for the BOSS BATTLE! }
Too be continued...
"You cannot keep her from me..."
"No castle is too large..."
"No boss to difficult..."
"I will fight..."
"I will win..."
"I know all the cheats..."
"All the tricks...
"So if you really wanna play Gannon in this little game..."
"I'll happily be Link..."
"But don't be surprised when you get a sword straight up your ass..."
"Because these games..."
"No matter how many times you play them through..."
"All end the same..."
"Link wins."
"And Zelda comes with me."
"This is our Legend."
"Suck it."[/center]