Post by bushido on May 19, 2011 16:05:55 GMT -6
Last time we found our warriors in a tough predicament. Will they survive the explosion that rocked their world? We find HappyFinger grinding OddHexx in celebration over their latest nefarious plot. On the screen, is the image of a bus in flames. We slowly warp through the video screen and appear on the other side.
Sometime this week...
The bus is up in flames. One can only assume that there are no survivors. Miranda Von Matterhorn runs up to the scene and places her face in between her palms as she openly weeps. Kesuke attempts to comfort her.
Miranda: I can't believe they're gone. They were so young and so brave. WHO IS GOING TO PAY ME TO MANAGE THEM?!
Miranda is shedding tears as though she was peeing from her eyes when a familiar voice comes up behind them.
Dragon: What's with the flame?
Miranda turns, shocked to find Dragon and Bushido standing behind her, both enjoying an ice cream cone.
Miranda: What the hell?! Weren't you in there?!
A couple of minutes before the bus exploded...
We find two men dressed up as the Internationals heading towards the bus.
Fake Bushido: This is going to be sweet. We are going to get their autographs dressed like them. This was a great idea.
Fake Dragon: Hell yeah! And while we're in there, I'm totes gonna sniff their underwear.
Fake Bushido: Totally.
The Cosplay guys step into the bus and a few seconds later... EXPLOSION!
Miranda: So if you weren't in there, who was?
Bushido: {Speaks Japanese}
Subtitles: Calm down Miranda. The real question is, who would this to our bus?
Miranda: I could give you three guesses but you would only need one.
Then a small Bob-Omb that didn't go off winds his way near their feet. Dragon picks it up and stares at it.
Dragon: Their could only be two men capable of such a hideous contraption... Hexx and Happy.
Miranda: *sarcastically* How do you know?
Dragon: It says right here...
Dragon points to the back of the Bob-Omb and there is a label on it stating: If lost please return to OddHexx and HappyFinger at AIM headquarters behind Sun Life Stadium in Miami, Florida.
Miranda: Idiots.
Bushido: Let us go!
Dragon: Yes, Kesuke get the International Party Bus!
Miranda points to the fiery mess.
Dragon: Right. Kesuke... RENT US A CAR!!
Kesuke rushes off in search of a rental place and a little while later we find our heroes headed to the dreaded HQ of the retarded AIM. Bushido is sharpening his samurai sword. Why he's doing it... to look cool.
Bushido: {Speaks Japanese}
Subtitles: How many times does this make? How many times have we faced each other? This has grown stale and cold. This feud between us ends at A Night to Remember in one form or another. The two of you simpletons love to play games. Your jokes and comedic schtick have become fan favorites much to my dismay. Our little battle has seemingly become an outlet for the both of you to steal some more t.v. time but that ends this weekend.
With the both of you down on your knees begging for forgiveness.
Dragon sits next to Bushido and runs his finger down the sharp end of the blade. He quickly pulls his finger away and waves it in mid air before placing it in his mouth.
Dragon: Una multa espada. A fine sword you have pero porque with the theatrics?
Bushido: {Speaks Japanese}
Miranda puts her knees on her seat to look behind her and she translates Bushido's words on the subject.
Miranda: He says it's some kind of warrior's ritual. Probably something having to do with the whole Samurai dealio.
She says the last statement and waves her hands like a martial artist.
Dragon: Si, si I see. We must prepare ourselves to defeat these two payasos. I too have a warrior's ritual.
Bushido lifts his eyebrow as he waits for Dragon to finish.
Dragon: KESUKE! THE OIL POR FAVOR!!
The Japanese warrior continues to sharpen his blade as he looks content.
Bushido: {Speaks Japanese}
Subtitles: I will not sit here and say that you will be an easy victory, although you will be. What I will say is, the times we've faced, you have managed to show us glimpses of true gladiators within that ring. Then you go and ruin it by acting the way you do. I personally have grown weary of dealing with bottom feeders. I have grown tired of dealing with Magically Delicious. It has been fun but the Internationals have risen above all others in the ranks and I do believe it is time for us to ascend and leave behind this comedy act to the jokers and jesters of nCw.
Regardless of the outcome this Sunday, we will move on to make an impact while you will remain exactly where you are... stuck in the bottom.
Dragon: Yes what he said.
The rented car comes to a halt and Kesuke rolls down the window. They stare outside, behind the Sun Life stadium.
Miranda: There it is!
Miranda points to a make shift building made out of cardboard and bubble gum with an expensive looking billboard sign over it that reads: AIM Headquarters... unless you are the Internationals in which case this is a Randy's Donuts.
Dragon: Enough with the donuts Miranda. We search for The Magically Delicioso.
Miranda shakes her head as she steps out followed by everyone else. They are headed towards the cardboard when ninja smoke surrounds the make shift headquarters as OddHexx rises from behind the cardboards.
OddHexx: So you managed to figure out where our super secret hideout was but this is as far as you get.
The cardboards in front of him fall over and Happy is seen carrying Hexx on his shoulders. Which is why he arose from behind the cardboard. Happy, who clearly has a boner, is struggling to keep Hexx up when OddHexx snaps his fingers, signaling the ninjas with AIM nametags to appear out of nowhere.
Miranda: Oh ****.
Dragon: It is time to battle. *rips off shirt* BRING IT ON!!
Bushido is also prepared to fight as the ninjas surround the quartet.
Will this be the end of the Internationals? Is there no hope left in the world? Will I be paid in money or sex for this awesome voiceover? Find out next time on nCw's As the World Burns!
To be continued... maybe.
Cut back to the fiery wreckage as a couple of pieces of charred bus are pushed out of the way. The two dressed up posers drag their burnt bodies out of the scorched destruction.
Fake Bushido: Maybe this wasn't a hot idea.
Fake Dragon: I still got to sniff some underwear.
The poser kid pulls out a pair of Kesuke's boxers and begins to sniff.
Sometime this week...
The bus is up in flames. One can only assume that there are no survivors. Miranda Von Matterhorn runs up to the scene and places her face in between her palms as she openly weeps. Kesuke attempts to comfort her.
Miranda: I can't believe they're gone. They were so young and so brave. WHO IS GOING TO PAY ME TO MANAGE THEM?!
Miranda is shedding tears as though she was peeing from her eyes when a familiar voice comes up behind them.
Dragon: What's with the flame?
Miranda turns, shocked to find Dragon and Bushido standing behind her, both enjoying an ice cream cone.
Miranda: What the hell?! Weren't you in there?!
A couple of minutes before the bus exploded...
We find two men dressed up as the Internationals heading towards the bus.
Fake Bushido: This is going to be sweet. We are going to get their autographs dressed like them. This was a great idea.
Fake Dragon: Hell yeah! And while we're in there, I'm totes gonna sniff their underwear.
Fake Bushido: Totally.
The Cosplay guys step into the bus and a few seconds later... EXPLOSION!
Miranda: So if you weren't in there, who was?
Bushido: {Speaks Japanese}
Subtitles: Calm down Miranda. The real question is, who would this to our bus?
Miranda: I could give you three guesses but you would only need one.
Then a small Bob-Omb that didn't go off winds his way near their feet. Dragon picks it up and stares at it.
Dragon: Their could only be two men capable of such a hideous contraption... Hexx and Happy.
Miranda: *sarcastically* How do you know?
Dragon: It says right here...
Dragon points to the back of the Bob-Omb and there is a label on it stating: If lost please return to OddHexx and HappyFinger at AIM headquarters behind Sun Life Stadium in Miami, Florida.
Miranda: Idiots.
Bushido: Let us go!
Dragon: Yes, Kesuke get the International Party Bus!
Miranda points to the fiery mess.
Dragon: Right. Kesuke... RENT US A CAR!!
Kesuke rushes off in search of a rental place and a little while later we find our heroes headed to the dreaded HQ of the retarded AIM. Bushido is sharpening his samurai sword. Why he's doing it... to look cool.
Bushido: {Speaks Japanese}
Subtitles: How many times does this make? How many times have we faced each other? This has grown stale and cold. This feud between us ends at A Night to Remember in one form or another. The two of you simpletons love to play games. Your jokes and comedic schtick have become fan favorites much to my dismay. Our little battle has seemingly become an outlet for the both of you to steal some more t.v. time but that ends this weekend.
With the both of you down on your knees begging for forgiveness.
Dragon sits next to Bushido and runs his finger down the sharp end of the blade. He quickly pulls his finger away and waves it in mid air before placing it in his mouth.
Dragon: Una multa espada. A fine sword you have pero porque with the theatrics?
Bushido: {Speaks Japanese}
Miranda puts her knees on her seat to look behind her and she translates Bushido's words on the subject.
Miranda: He says it's some kind of warrior's ritual. Probably something having to do with the whole Samurai dealio.
She says the last statement and waves her hands like a martial artist.
Dragon: Si, si I see. We must prepare ourselves to defeat these two payasos. I too have a warrior's ritual.
Bushido lifts his eyebrow as he waits for Dragon to finish.
Dragon: KESUKE! THE OIL POR FAVOR!!
The Japanese warrior continues to sharpen his blade as he looks content.
Bushido: {Speaks Japanese}
Subtitles: I will not sit here and say that you will be an easy victory, although you will be. What I will say is, the times we've faced, you have managed to show us glimpses of true gladiators within that ring. Then you go and ruin it by acting the way you do. I personally have grown weary of dealing with bottom feeders. I have grown tired of dealing with Magically Delicious. It has been fun but the Internationals have risen above all others in the ranks and I do believe it is time for us to ascend and leave behind this comedy act to the jokers and jesters of nCw.
Regardless of the outcome this Sunday, we will move on to make an impact while you will remain exactly where you are... stuck in the bottom.
Dragon: Yes what he said.
The rented car comes to a halt and Kesuke rolls down the window. They stare outside, behind the Sun Life stadium.
Miranda: There it is!
Miranda points to a make shift building made out of cardboard and bubble gum with an expensive looking billboard sign over it that reads: AIM Headquarters... unless you are the Internationals in which case this is a Randy's Donuts.
Dragon: Enough with the donuts Miranda. We search for The Magically Delicioso.
Miranda shakes her head as she steps out followed by everyone else. They are headed towards the cardboard when ninja smoke surrounds the make shift headquarters as OddHexx rises from behind the cardboards.
OddHexx: So you managed to figure out where our super secret hideout was but this is as far as you get.
The cardboards in front of him fall over and Happy is seen carrying Hexx on his shoulders. Which is why he arose from behind the cardboard. Happy, who clearly has a boner, is struggling to keep Hexx up when OddHexx snaps his fingers, signaling the ninjas with AIM nametags to appear out of nowhere.
Miranda: Oh ****.
Dragon: It is time to battle. *rips off shirt* BRING IT ON!!
Bushido is also prepared to fight as the ninjas surround the quartet.
Will this be the end of the Internationals? Is there no hope left in the world? Will I be paid in money or sex for this awesome voiceover? Find out next time on nCw's As the World Burns!
To be continued... maybe.
Cut back to the fiery wreckage as a couple of pieces of charred bus are pushed out of the way. The two dressed up posers drag their burnt bodies out of the scorched destruction.
Fake Bushido: Maybe this wasn't a hot idea.
Fake Dragon: I still got to sniff some underwear.
The poser kid pulls out a pair of Kesuke's boxers and begins to sniff.