Post by El Dragon on May 20, 2011 23:48:28 GMT -6
Last time, on As the World Burns:
Dragon is standing over Hexx on the edge of a volcano erupting.
Dragon: Why would you do this? YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!
Hexx: You took EVERYTHING FROM ME!
Cut to Happy standing with Mirranda.
Happy: I...don't know how to say this...but...I'm pregnant...and it's yours...
Happy looks up at Mirranda as his eyes swell with tears.
Cut to a car being driving by Bushido with Dragon in the passenger seat.
Dragon: Andele, más rápido!
Behind them is Hexx and Happy, chasing them. The cars are swerving around the dirt roads of the country.
Bushido: {Speaks Japanese}
Subtitles: I have a crazy plan!
Bushido speeds up the car and starts driving toward the local canyon. Luckily, there's a ramp there. Bushido hits the ramp with the car and they go airborne. Freezeframe on the car in mid-air.
Narrator: What trouble will those International boys get into this time? Find out...now!
The Internationals are surrounded by bargain basement ninjas from AIM. OddHexx and HappyFinger laugh maniacally.
Dragon: It's okay old chum, we've got this!
Miranda: Why are you talking like that?
Dragon: No se, y no me importa.
Dragon and Bushido then nod to each other and start fighting with the ninjas. Dragon hits a punch and a "BIFF" graphic goes across the screen. Bushido kicks another and a "POW" graphic goes across the screen. "SOCK," "SLAM," "KAPOW," "POP." Miranda slaps one. "SLAP." Kesuke dodges a few attacks and tickles the ninja, "TICKLE-TICKLE."
HappyFinger: Aw! I wanted to be tickled!
Dragon: We will tickle you...WITH PAIN!
Dragon points at HappyFinger and the camera goes into slow motion, showing his rippling muscles as he poses with the point, oil flying off his body in beautiful glory.
HappyFinger: That was amazing!
Yes, he has a boner again.
Bushido: {Speaks Japanese}
Miranda: These guys are gross. Also, I agree, that's not a translation, I just really think these guys are gross.
Dragon: What is wrong with you two? Do you really like being so abysmal? Just the joke of the locker room! Look at this! Look at all of this! Listen, we like having fun as much as the next guys, fiesta all day and night! But when it's time to work, when it's time to climb into that ring and entertain the masses, we bring it! He bring it long and we bring it hard!
HappyFinger: Yeah you do.
Dragon: Cerrado, no filth from you now. Escúcheme. You have been in NCW for so long, yet you have not gotten very far. If you have the talent to be here, why don't you use it? Why don't the two of you show up as you are and fight us with your talent. Give the people a show. Not a "funny-ha-ha" show, but a "holy crap, these guys are good" show.
OddHexx looks up to the sky in contemplation.
OddHexx: Maybe...maybe your right.
HappyFinger: Wha?
OddHexx: Maybe we need to just wrestle. Show the world what Magically Delicious is made of. Thank you for opening my eyes.
OddHexx takes off his hat and then Hexx extends his hand for a handshake. Dragon takes it and nods. Hexx doesn't let go. Dragon looks at him.
Hexx: Speaking of eyes...
Hexx pokes Dragon in the eyes with his free hand. Dragon staggers back holding his face.
Dragon: Why?
Hexx: I'm eeeeeeeeeeevil! Quick, run!
HappyFinger: I don't like running.
Hexx: There's an ice cream truck over there.
Happy starts running. Hexx follows.
Dragon: You will rue this day! Your evil stops at A Night to Remember! We will defeat you and be done with you! We will leave you at the bottom of your barrel! Our heroics can only help so far, but you are too far gone, you are too tainted by your foolishness! There will be no honor in your loss Sunday!
Magically Delicious disappear into the horizon. The AIM ninjas are still unconcious. Bushido kicks the cardboard HQ debris.
Dragon: This will not stand. They will not stand. ¡Sacudiremos la arena con nuestro talento imponente! Mark my words Bushido, Sunday, we do the only heroic thing left for those two, end them swiftly. Show the world our talent, give them a quick, merciful loss. That is the best we can do for them now. It is what we must do.
Bushido nods in agreement. The four of them walk toward the car in a line. Then, the AIM headquarters and giant billboard blow up in a magnificent explosion that silhouettes our heroes as they walk undisturbed.
Miranda: Why did their base blow up?
Kesuke has a wide smile on his face.
Dragon: Oh Kesuke, you never cease to amaze!
Miranda: I think it's his explosive personality!
They all start laughing. Dragon and Bushido high five. Freeze frame! Credits roll. Que cheesy 80's music.
Dragon is standing over Hexx on the edge of a volcano erupting.
Dragon: Why would you do this? YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!
Hexx: You took EVERYTHING FROM ME!
Cut to Happy standing with Mirranda.
Happy: I...don't know how to say this...but...I'm pregnant...and it's yours...
Happy looks up at Mirranda as his eyes swell with tears.
Cut to a car being driving by Bushido with Dragon in the passenger seat.
Dragon: Andele, más rápido!
Behind them is Hexx and Happy, chasing them. The cars are swerving around the dirt roads of the country.
Bushido: {Speaks Japanese}
Subtitles: I have a crazy plan!
Bushido speeds up the car and starts driving toward the local canyon. Luckily, there's a ramp there. Bushido hits the ramp with the car and they go airborne. Freezeframe on the car in mid-air.
Narrator: What trouble will those International boys get into this time? Find out...now!
The Internationals are surrounded by bargain basement ninjas from AIM. OddHexx and HappyFinger laugh maniacally.
Dragon: It's okay old chum, we've got this!
Miranda: Why are you talking like that?
Dragon: No se, y no me importa.
Dragon and Bushido then nod to each other and start fighting with the ninjas. Dragon hits a punch and a "BIFF" graphic goes across the screen. Bushido kicks another and a "POW" graphic goes across the screen. "SOCK," "SLAM," "KAPOW," "POP." Miranda slaps one. "SLAP." Kesuke dodges a few attacks and tickles the ninja, "TICKLE-TICKLE."
HappyFinger: Aw! I wanted to be tickled!
Dragon: We will tickle you...WITH PAIN!
Dragon points at HappyFinger and the camera goes into slow motion, showing his rippling muscles as he poses with the point, oil flying off his body in beautiful glory.
HappyFinger: That was amazing!
Yes, he has a boner again.
Bushido: {Speaks Japanese}
Miranda: These guys are gross. Also, I agree, that's not a translation, I just really think these guys are gross.
Dragon: What is wrong with you two? Do you really like being so abysmal? Just the joke of the locker room! Look at this! Look at all of this! Listen, we like having fun as much as the next guys, fiesta all day and night! But when it's time to work, when it's time to climb into that ring and entertain the masses, we bring it! He bring it long and we bring it hard!
HappyFinger: Yeah you do.
Dragon: Cerrado, no filth from you now. Escúcheme. You have been in NCW for so long, yet you have not gotten very far. If you have the talent to be here, why don't you use it? Why don't the two of you show up as you are and fight us with your talent. Give the people a show. Not a "funny-ha-ha" show, but a "holy crap, these guys are good" show.
OddHexx looks up to the sky in contemplation.
OddHexx: Maybe...maybe your right.
HappyFinger: Wha?
OddHexx: Maybe we need to just wrestle. Show the world what Magically Delicious is made of. Thank you for opening my eyes.
OddHexx takes off his hat and then Hexx extends his hand for a handshake. Dragon takes it and nods. Hexx doesn't let go. Dragon looks at him.
Hexx: Speaking of eyes...
Hexx pokes Dragon in the eyes with his free hand. Dragon staggers back holding his face.
Dragon: Why?
Hexx: I'm eeeeeeeeeeevil! Quick, run!
HappyFinger: I don't like running.
Hexx: There's an ice cream truck over there.
Happy starts running. Hexx follows.
Dragon: You will rue this day! Your evil stops at A Night to Remember! We will defeat you and be done with you! We will leave you at the bottom of your barrel! Our heroics can only help so far, but you are too far gone, you are too tainted by your foolishness! There will be no honor in your loss Sunday!
Magically Delicious disappear into the horizon. The AIM ninjas are still unconcious. Bushido kicks the cardboard HQ debris.
Dragon: This will not stand. They will not stand. ¡Sacudiremos la arena con nuestro talento imponente! Mark my words Bushido, Sunday, we do the only heroic thing left for those two, end them swiftly. Show the world our talent, give them a quick, merciful loss. That is the best we can do for them now. It is what we must do.
Bushido nods in agreement. The four of them walk toward the car in a line. Then, the AIM headquarters and giant billboard blow up in a magnificent explosion that silhouettes our heroes as they walk undisturbed.
Miranda: Why did their base blow up?
Kesuke has a wide smile on his face.
Dragon: Oh Kesuke, you never cease to amaze!
Miranda: I think it's his explosive personality!
They all start laughing. Dragon and Bushido high five. Freeze frame! Credits roll. Que cheesy 80's music.