Post by jadecortez on May 20, 2011 23:57:42 GMT -6
So, I'm so freaking excited, and if you didn't beleive me, check my twitter page, and the 8,000 tweets I have made this week, Like I'm on the card for A Night To Remember, so what if it's a webshow match, I'm still so totally there, my name is written on the card, granted it was with a sharpee and not marquee lights, but Jade Cortez will set flight at A Night To Remember.
I'm so getting a bonus check too, I might buy my mom a new car, since the old Durango is getting a little worn out, who knows, maybe I'll get a super hefty bonus check for winning, that I'll be able to buy my mom something nice...
I love you mom, keep poking me on Facebook while I'm away.
But, I get to team with my new tag team partner, La Revocio..n...claptrap robot revolution, I can't quite remember the name of the team right now, great, I'm still struggling with a promo a whole week since joining this promotion.
I take on Talena, I mean Mercedes, who made mention that we did attend the same high school together, were friends, would totally go out every friday night to go see a movie, then we grudated and went our own ways, It's good to see you again...
Glad to see, that you and Trent are attempting to work thru your problems, don't break his heart again, He already has alot on his plate, like getting sliced open by barbed wire and dealing with that one guy, Steve Fantastic, that is his name, because the the fantastic one?
So, mercedes, Thanks for totally pimping out my backstory for me, saves me alot of trouble, then again, I would bore people to death, while I butcher my own promo.
I'm sorry about your sister, and I'm sorry one of her last moments was knowing I slept with her then boyfriend, I am sorry about that, Hell I kinda wished it never happened, he really wasn't that good, He would keep trying to choke me and get me to do things I didn't want to do, and he would only last 30 seconds, Trent would tell me stories too, how he defeated said guy in 30 seconds a few time...I even heard Adam Knite lost to him or something, I dunno...
But here is a bit of advice, and granted you will totally be like, Why is this stick giving me advice....stop blaming Kelly Knite for your problems, so maybe she doesn't like you, hell she doesn't like alot of people, just do what you need to and get going..
I mean look at me, I'm just excited to be wrestling in New Championship Wrestling, you know, one year ago, I was wrestling in Montana in front of eight people in a mudpit match, and now here I am, competing for the best company in the world.
Go Me...
But, I'm been told, you're only allowed to spend a few seconds talking about you, so I must move on to Kathleen Conway, who I remember watching on tv, a few years ago, it's going to be a honor to face the wife of a legendary wrestler, plus I love the way you talk Kat, it gives me a happy fuzzy feeling inside....
Well, time to run, I gotta so buy some new ring attire, can't be wrestling in the old duds from the indy days on Sunday....But to all the Jade-A-Lanterns out there....
Remember....It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Jade-A-Lanterns....
I gotta seriously work on that.
I'm so getting a bonus check too, I might buy my mom a new car, since the old Durango is getting a little worn out, who knows, maybe I'll get a super hefty bonus check for winning, that I'll be able to buy my mom something nice...
I love you mom, keep poking me on Facebook while I'm away.
But, I get to team with my new tag team partner, La Revocio..n...claptrap robot revolution, I can't quite remember the name of the team right now, great, I'm still struggling with a promo a whole week since joining this promotion.
I take on Talena, I mean Mercedes, who made mention that we did attend the same high school together, were friends, would totally go out every friday night to go see a movie, then we grudated and went our own ways, It's good to see you again...
Glad to see, that you and Trent are attempting to work thru your problems, don't break his heart again, He already has alot on his plate, like getting sliced open by barbed wire and dealing with that one guy, Steve Fantastic, that is his name, because the the fantastic one?
So, mercedes, Thanks for totally pimping out my backstory for me, saves me alot of trouble, then again, I would bore people to death, while I butcher my own promo.
I'm sorry about your sister, and I'm sorry one of her last moments was knowing I slept with her then boyfriend, I am sorry about that, Hell I kinda wished it never happened, he really wasn't that good, He would keep trying to choke me and get me to do things I didn't want to do, and he would only last 30 seconds, Trent would tell me stories too, how he defeated said guy in 30 seconds a few time...I even heard Adam Knite lost to him or something, I dunno...
But here is a bit of advice, and granted you will totally be like, Why is this stick giving me advice....stop blaming Kelly Knite for your problems, so maybe she doesn't like you, hell she doesn't like alot of people, just do what you need to and get going..
I mean look at me, I'm just excited to be wrestling in New Championship Wrestling, you know, one year ago, I was wrestling in Montana in front of eight people in a mudpit match, and now here I am, competing for the best company in the world.
Go Me...
But, I'm been told, you're only allowed to spend a few seconds talking about you, so I must move on to Kathleen Conway, who I remember watching on tv, a few years ago, it's going to be a honor to face the wife of a legendary wrestler, plus I love the way you talk Kat, it gives me a happy fuzzy feeling inside....
Well, time to run, I gotta so buy some new ring attire, can't be wrestling in the old duds from the indy days on Sunday....But to all the Jade-A-Lanterns out there....
Remember....It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Jade-A-Lanterns....
I gotta seriously work on that.