Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on May 21, 2011 22:26:24 GMT -6
*We open inside a church. It's darkly lit and empty. The door creeks open and light shines in. A silhouetted man walks in and as the door slowly shuts, revealing the man to be none other than DDK! He sits at a pew and puts his hands together.*
DDK: I know this is crazy. But then again...I am crazy. I haven't been here since I was a kid. I don't know what to say. I mean...where do I begin?
*We cut to see DDK and Adam sitting in their locker room, presented by Burger King. Obsidian comes busting in with a bag on his head. He runs in and falls over the couch. He stands up, fixing the bag as Adam and DDK just look on.*
DDK: What's the deal?
Obsidian: I got a new haircut. Wanna see!? Huh!? Huh!?
Adam: Sure dude, whatevs.
*Obsidian rips the paper bag off his head.*
Adam: ...
DDK: ...
Obsidian: Styling, right? Eh? Like it buddy?
Adam: That's my hair.
Obsidian: Yeah, I might of borrowed from your vault.
Adam: This is getting creepy.
Obsidian: But in a good way, right?
*Obsidian gives a thumbs up.*
Adam: Sure...dude.
DDK: Yeah, how much moose is up in that poof of hair?
Obsidian: It's like a hundred bucks a day.
DDK: So, what's the plan grease ball twins?
Adam: Speak for yourself. Also, I dunno, kick a bunch of ass and then kick some more ass?
DDK: Yeah, that's what we always do. But this time, we have to do it in a Lynch Mob Match. This is different. This is special. This match is near and dear to my heart.
Adam: Because you and your other partner made it up?
DDK: Hey, he was Curtis's partner, not mine. But I might have helped. I might have nudged the idea out into the world. As we got to see when I fought him in the extreme lynch mob match, I got to show it's potential. Well, at A Night to Remember, we will be the most memorable match. It will have the most memorable moments. And not to mention, Lex and Joe, they will remember it for the rest of their lives, as the night their careers gotten shortened by the kings of NCW.
Adam: Listen, we rock this party eight days a week, we know that ring like the back of our hands. On top of that, you got this match. You've done this fight before, and you have the most experience. Add on top of that, we beat these two punks last month, so we already know all they can bring. We got this.
DDK: Damn right we got this!
Obsidian: You know it bro!
*Obsidian goes in for a fist bump, but Adam and DDK leave him hanging.*
*Back in the church, DDK continues to sit in the pew.*
DDK: This Sunday, I go to battle with my best friend by my side, and my former friend teaming with the demon that turned him. I'm not a nice man, you know this. But in this situation, I'm considered to be the "good guy." I hung my former friend, and they look at me as the good one! So maybe it's not just me that's crazy. I never thought this would happen.. Lord, I'm here to tell you, I'm scared...
*We cut to DDK standing next to Chad Lights.*
Chad: Why won't you let me go?
DDK: Chad, my man, it was an accident, I swear.
Chad: You hurt me, and you want me to interview you?
DDK: I could hurt you again.
Chad: Please no.
DDK: Then shut up and do your damn job.
Chad: I thought you were on the good side man.
DDK: Is that your question? Because that's damn stupid. You know what, get out of here.
*DDK lets go of Chad and yanks the microphone out of his hand. DDK looks at the camera.*
DDK: You know what EverySense? I got something to say to you bastards. **** you! I'm fed up with you! I'm not as good as you? **** no, I'm better than you! This match is MY match! This match lets me literally hang you and beat you with a chair! That's right up my alley! That's all I need to do to win. There's no other way to win, and no other way to lose. I can do anything and everything to you. Last month, you had the opportunity, you had the match choice, you had the power to destroy the kings, and you flubbed it. You lost and you should have realized your place. But you didn't. You continue to hound us. Not even hound us. It's like you're nats that just won't go away. So now, you've drew the ire of your kings, and you have been sentenced to hang.
*DDK runs his free hand through his hair and shakes in frustration.*
DDK: I mean, are you really this stupid? REALLY!? You really think that your threats mean anything to us? How could I be scared of a man? I run this land. I'm your king, I'm your liege, I'm your eminence! Never can you imagine the pain that I bring. I'm the wildest man in the world and I have no fear. I'm the mean evil monster in your nightmares. You are nothing but weak, and the weak fear me!
*DDK balls his hand into a fist and raises it in front of his face.*
DDK: You think I'm playing with you, but this fist is going to hit you. Never try to step up to me because you know you can't compete. I proved it last month, I'll prove it again.
*DDK lowers his fist and chuckles.*
DDK: You know, it's funny. I supported you Joe. After the first time we fought, I told you you could be better, do better. I mean, you killed me. You earned my respect. I knew you could rule this land if you wanted. I saw your potential. Instead, you sided with some douche Brit. Instead of helping your career, you've put it in my cross hairs. You have literally murdered your career by stepping up to me. I wanted to be there for you. I wanted to nurture you and show you the ways of becoming a king like myself. And you ruined it. Now you want to be a king, now you want to rule, but it's too late. You're too far gone, and now I have to put you down for your own damn good. As for the giant goof of a partner, Lex, you suck. Need I say more? No, but I will. You are vicious, you are angry, you are a PSYCHOPATH! That is what I like about you. That is all I like about you. Everything else is stupid and ugly. We don't struggle with the two of you, we leave you in our dust. We reign supreme. We are the alpha males. You are two never was losers because you keep making the wrong decisions and fighting the wrong wars. Adam and I are ready to put the two of you down for good, and we're going to do it by stringing you up! It won't be quick, their will be no mercy, but there will be a lot of...BANG!
*DDK charges at the camera man and delivers his signature move, causing the scene to cut to black.*
*Back in the church, DDK still has not moved from his seat.*
DDK: ...I'm scared at what I'm going to do. This match is brutal, worse than any other kind of match I've been in. The last time I fought in this match, I nearly killed my other's best friend. When that bell rings, we will be beyond the reach of God. People will be wounded, shattered. We will destroy the innocence of children that watch the carnage. All are damned. Forgive me please for I know not what I do. How can I keep inside the hurt, that I want so badly to give? I realize I may be too far gone for you to ever show me mercy, but please, don't let my actions destroy the chances of my friends and family. I'm going to do terrible things, I'm going to break a few commandments, I will be forever unclean after this Sunday. Don't let it taint my children, don't let it hurt my wife. Don't let GQ suffer for my sin. Don't let Obsidian get sucked into my world of pain. I love it here, but it's not for everyone. As I said, people consider me the good guy, I aim to prove them wrong. For that, I'm sorry. For what happens to my opponents, I'm not. I thought you should know, do with that information what you will. Take care big guy. For what I'm willing to do, I may be getting rejected from your pearly gates real soon.
*DDK stands up and walks up the aisle to the door. He turns to look back and gives the sign of the cross, then turns and walks out the door. The scene fades.*
DDK: I know this is crazy. But then again...I am crazy. I haven't been here since I was a kid. I don't know what to say. I mean...where do I begin?
*We cut to see DDK and Adam sitting in their locker room, presented by Burger King. Obsidian comes busting in with a bag on his head. He runs in and falls over the couch. He stands up, fixing the bag as Adam and DDK just look on.*
DDK: What's the deal?
Obsidian: I got a new haircut. Wanna see!? Huh!? Huh!?
Adam: Sure dude, whatevs.
*Obsidian rips the paper bag off his head.*
Adam: ...
DDK: ...
Obsidian: Styling, right? Eh? Like it buddy?
Adam: That's my hair.
Obsidian: Yeah, I might of borrowed from your vault.
Adam: This is getting creepy.
Obsidian: But in a good way, right?
*Obsidian gives a thumbs up.*
Adam: Sure...dude.
DDK: Yeah, how much moose is up in that poof of hair?
Obsidian: It's like a hundred bucks a day.
DDK: So, what's the plan grease ball twins?
Adam: Speak for yourself. Also, I dunno, kick a bunch of ass and then kick some more ass?
DDK: Yeah, that's what we always do. But this time, we have to do it in a Lynch Mob Match. This is different. This is special. This match is near and dear to my heart.
Adam: Because you and your other partner made it up?
DDK: Hey, he was Curtis's partner, not mine. But I might have helped. I might have nudged the idea out into the world. As we got to see when I fought him in the extreme lynch mob match, I got to show it's potential. Well, at A Night to Remember, we will be the most memorable match. It will have the most memorable moments. And not to mention, Lex and Joe, they will remember it for the rest of their lives, as the night their careers gotten shortened by the kings of NCW.
Adam: Listen, we rock this party eight days a week, we know that ring like the back of our hands. On top of that, you got this match. You've done this fight before, and you have the most experience. Add on top of that, we beat these two punks last month, so we already know all they can bring. We got this.
DDK: Damn right we got this!
Obsidian: You know it bro!
*Obsidian goes in for a fist bump, but Adam and DDK leave him hanging.*
*Back in the church, DDK continues to sit in the pew.*
DDK: This Sunday, I go to battle with my best friend by my side, and my former friend teaming with the demon that turned him. I'm not a nice man, you know this. But in this situation, I'm considered to be the "good guy." I hung my former friend, and they look at me as the good one! So maybe it's not just me that's crazy. I never thought this would happen.. Lord, I'm here to tell you, I'm scared...
*We cut to DDK standing next to Chad Lights.*
Chad: Why won't you let me go?
DDK: Chad, my man, it was an accident, I swear.
Chad: You hurt me, and you want me to interview you?
DDK: I could hurt you again.
Chad: Please no.
DDK: Then shut up and do your damn job.
Chad: I thought you were on the good side man.
DDK: Is that your question? Because that's damn stupid. You know what, get out of here.
*DDK lets go of Chad and yanks the microphone out of his hand. DDK looks at the camera.*
DDK: You know what EverySense? I got something to say to you bastards. **** you! I'm fed up with you! I'm not as good as you? **** no, I'm better than you! This match is MY match! This match lets me literally hang you and beat you with a chair! That's right up my alley! That's all I need to do to win. There's no other way to win, and no other way to lose. I can do anything and everything to you. Last month, you had the opportunity, you had the match choice, you had the power to destroy the kings, and you flubbed it. You lost and you should have realized your place. But you didn't. You continue to hound us. Not even hound us. It's like you're nats that just won't go away. So now, you've drew the ire of your kings, and you have been sentenced to hang.
*DDK runs his free hand through his hair and shakes in frustration.*
DDK: I mean, are you really this stupid? REALLY!? You really think that your threats mean anything to us? How could I be scared of a man? I run this land. I'm your king, I'm your liege, I'm your eminence! Never can you imagine the pain that I bring. I'm the wildest man in the world and I have no fear. I'm the mean evil monster in your nightmares. You are nothing but weak, and the weak fear me!
*DDK balls his hand into a fist and raises it in front of his face.*
DDK: You think I'm playing with you, but this fist is going to hit you. Never try to step up to me because you know you can't compete. I proved it last month, I'll prove it again.
*DDK lowers his fist and chuckles.*
DDK: You know, it's funny. I supported you Joe. After the first time we fought, I told you you could be better, do better. I mean, you killed me. You earned my respect. I knew you could rule this land if you wanted. I saw your potential. Instead, you sided with some douche Brit. Instead of helping your career, you've put it in my cross hairs. You have literally murdered your career by stepping up to me. I wanted to be there for you. I wanted to nurture you and show you the ways of becoming a king like myself. And you ruined it. Now you want to be a king, now you want to rule, but it's too late. You're too far gone, and now I have to put you down for your own damn good. As for the giant goof of a partner, Lex, you suck. Need I say more? No, but I will. You are vicious, you are angry, you are a PSYCHOPATH! That is what I like about you. That is all I like about you. Everything else is stupid and ugly. We don't struggle with the two of you, we leave you in our dust. We reign supreme. We are the alpha males. You are two never was losers because you keep making the wrong decisions and fighting the wrong wars. Adam and I are ready to put the two of you down for good, and we're going to do it by stringing you up! It won't be quick, their will be no mercy, but there will be a lot of...BANG!
*DDK charges at the camera man and delivers his signature move, causing the scene to cut to black.*
*Back in the church, DDK still has not moved from his seat.*
DDK: ...I'm scared at what I'm going to do. This match is brutal, worse than any other kind of match I've been in. The last time I fought in this match, I nearly killed my other's best friend. When that bell rings, we will be beyond the reach of God. People will be wounded, shattered. We will destroy the innocence of children that watch the carnage. All are damned. Forgive me please for I know not what I do. How can I keep inside the hurt, that I want so badly to give? I realize I may be too far gone for you to ever show me mercy, but please, don't let my actions destroy the chances of my friends and family. I'm going to do terrible things, I'm going to break a few commandments, I will be forever unclean after this Sunday. Don't let it taint my children, don't let it hurt my wife. Don't let GQ suffer for my sin. Don't let Obsidian get sucked into my world of pain. I love it here, but it's not for everyone. As I said, people consider me the good guy, I aim to prove them wrong. For that, I'm sorry. For what happens to my opponents, I'm not. I thought you should know, do with that information what you will. Take care big guy. For what I'm willing to do, I may be getting rejected from your pearly gates real soon.
*DDK stands up and walks up the aisle to the door. He turns to look back and gives the sign of the cross, then turns and walks out the door. The scene fades.*