Post by Mercedes Vargas on May 30, 2011 16:47:28 GMT -6
(Fade in to Mercedes Vargas in the bleachers section of a baseball park. She is wearing a baseball cap and has her sunglasses over the brim. She looks directly at the camera.)
Hello, Mercedes. It seems as if “the week” just gets better and better for you. Another win, but this one probably means a hell of a lot more than at A Night to Remember. See, because, you actually got the pinfall this time. Yay, you! You’re probably tired after patting yourself on the back. But, uh, that pinfall? Yeah, it wasn’t against me though. So, as far as I’m concerned, you can tell about this latest victory to everyone that will listen, but the fact of the matter is that I still own two victories over you, and I know in your heart of hearts that you’re disappointed.
But getting to my point, there was something you said that didn’t sit right with me. You claimed that I’m being CARRIED by Kelly Knite in matches at another promotion? Okay, okay. It’s not like I haven’t heard it all before, and it's not like you actually watched me and Kelly retain our tag titles. (nodding her head slowly) Well, let’s go outside the ropes for a moment, mmmkay? Now, granted, I don’t see yous as someone who is going to be carried. Oh no. You’re more like, oh, I don’t know...an ASSKISSER! Maybe that should be the title of your next feature film.
And then; and then you had the audacity to claim that I’m here because of my association with Kelly? Yeah, that really pisses me off. Let me make myself perfectly clear to you and EVERYONE else on why I'm here: I did NOT come to New Championship Wrestling because of Kelly Knite. I did not come here because of Zelda Knite. I did not come here because of Adam Knite, and I especially did not come here because of Leo Fox, as much as I respect him as the commissioner of this company.
Unlike the women’s division, I’m not always logged on to (using air quotes) ZeldaKnite.com—and who is to say that she doesn’t have her own website already? I could care less about her favorite video game, or what she likes to do in her free time, or whether she and Rob Diamond have come up with a name yet for their child. I came here to stand out from the crowd and better myself for one reason and one reason only, to win the gold.
And Gardner? Don’t worry, I’m not asking to face you again, and it’s not because I’m intimidated by you, so get that thought out of your head right now. I actually took your advice for once. You know, there is a particular word for anything that is given too much credit and hype. A special word...someone or something considered better or more important than they really are, exaggerated. What is this word again? Oh, that’s right. O-ver-rat-ed. It takes a certain type of person to actually believe the things that come out of your mouth, and you're probably right; someone in management must really love you. In fact, I’m actually visualizing the scenario: (mimics a male authority figure) Well, Alysson, we need you for a match this week on Collision. (mimicks Alysson in a high-squeaky voice) Sure, whatever. (mimicks authority figure) Great! How can we ever repay you?
(She pauses with a straight face.)
I think we can figure out where THIS is going. Everyone knows by now that I have (hands shape as a zero) this much respect for you, Alysson, because not only are you a cheater, but I can’t believe you do such a thing as sleeping your way to the top? Shame on you, Alysson Gardner. Shame...on...you. But then, this shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. Wait, misconceptions? (laughing)
As far as Zelda goes, well, she’s not on my radar right now. Besides, I think it’s fair that she enjoys her time off with her soon-to-be husband, don’t you? Robert Diamond means well, but it does him no good when his wife hasn’t achieved the one thing that’s eluded her for her entire life. And, no, it’s not achieving a high score in Duck Hunt. Zelda just won the Women’s Championship. I wouldn’t want to ruin a good thing here. Trish Newborn is the number one contender, just in case you forgot.
You want to talk about actual stars in the women’s division, really? Alysson, really? Are you on something right now? Name one person that you see as a ‘bright star’ around here? Roxxxxie? Kathleen Conway? Mercedes Lewis? Please. Even you know that is far from the truth. None of the other women stand a chance against me. And I’m pretty sure by the end of the year, I’ll probably have beaten everyone more than three times.
(She stands to her feet and walks towards the middle aisle and makes her way down to the first row.)
Mercedes, and Alysson, I guess this is the end after all. I’m going to enjoy my week off, but I’ll make sure to watch Collision this Sunday.
FIN
Hello, Mercedes. It seems as if “the week” just gets better and better for you. Another win, but this one probably means a hell of a lot more than at A Night to Remember. See, because, you actually got the pinfall this time. Yay, you! You’re probably tired after patting yourself on the back. But, uh, that pinfall? Yeah, it wasn’t against me though. So, as far as I’m concerned, you can tell about this latest victory to everyone that will listen, but the fact of the matter is that I still own two victories over you, and I know in your heart of hearts that you’re disappointed.
But getting to my point, there was something you said that didn’t sit right with me. You claimed that I’m being CARRIED by Kelly Knite in matches at another promotion? Okay, okay. It’s not like I haven’t heard it all before, and it's not like you actually watched me and Kelly retain our tag titles. (nodding her head slowly) Well, let’s go outside the ropes for a moment, mmmkay? Now, granted, I don’t see yous as someone who is going to be carried. Oh no. You’re more like, oh, I don’t know...an ASSKISSER! Maybe that should be the title of your next feature film.
And then; and then you had the audacity to claim that I’m here because of my association with Kelly? Yeah, that really pisses me off. Let me make myself perfectly clear to you and EVERYONE else on why I'm here: I did NOT come to New Championship Wrestling because of Kelly Knite. I did not come here because of Zelda Knite. I did not come here because of Adam Knite, and I especially did not come here because of Leo Fox, as much as I respect him as the commissioner of this company.
Unlike the women’s division, I’m not always logged on to (using air quotes) ZeldaKnite.com—and who is to say that she doesn’t have her own website already? I could care less about her favorite video game, or what she likes to do in her free time, or whether she and Rob Diamond have come up with a name yet for their child. I came here to stand out from the crowd and better myself for one reason and one reason only, to win the gold.
And Gardner? Don’t worry, I’m not asking to face you again, and it’s not because I’m intimidated by you, so get that thought out of your head right now. I actually took your advice for once. You know, there is a particular word for anything that is given too much credit and hype. A special word...someone or something considered better or more important than they really are, exaggerated. What is this word again? Oh, that’s right. O-ver-rat-ed. It takes a certain type of person to actually believe the things that come out of your mouth, and you're probably right; someone in management must really love you. In fact, I’m actually visualizing the scenario: (mimics a male authority figure) Well, Alysson, we need you for a match this week on Collision. (mimicks Alysson in a high-squeaky voice) Sure, whatever. (mimicks authority figure) Great! How can we ever repay you?
(She pauses with a straight face.)
I think we can figure out where THIS is going. Everyone knows by now that I have (hands shape as a zero) this much respect for you, Alysson, because not only are you a cheater, but I can’t believe you do such a thing as sleeping your way to the top? Shame on you, Alysson Gardner. Shame...on...you. But then, this shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. Wait, misconceptions? (laughing)
As far as Zelda goes, well, she’s not on my radar right now. Besides, I think it’s fair that she enjoys her time off with her soon-to-be husband, don’t you? Robert Diamond means well, but it does him no good when his wife hasn’t achieved the one thing that’s eluded her for her entire life. And, no, it’s not achieving a high score in Duck Hunt. Zelda just won the Women’s Championship. I wouldn’t want to ruin a good thing here. Trish Newborn is the number one contender, just in case you forgot.
You want to talk about actual stars in the women’s division, really? Alysson, really? Are you on something right now? Name one person that you see as a ‘bright star’ around here? Roxxxxie? Kathleen Conway? Mercedes Lewis? Please. Even you know that is far from the truth. None of the other women stand a chance against me. And I’m pretty sure by the end of the year, I’ll probably have beaten everyone more than three times.
(She stands to her feet and walks towards the middle aisle and makes her way down to the first row.)
Mercedes, and Alysson, I guess this is the end after all. I’m going to enjoy my week off, but I’ll make sure to watch Collision this Sunday.
FIN