Post by Rob Diamond on Jun 23, 2011 19:35:58 GMT -6
"Thank you... I love you."
"And I love you."
{ The happy couple stand in the hall way of the Taylor house hold, just holding each other and looking into one another eyes. }
"You know son, I want more grand kids... Just not right this very second. Put your pecker away and get in the living room."
{ Rob angrily glares in the direction of his Dad's condescending smile. Zelda tugs on his arm to follow her into the living room before he has a chance to say something in reply. }
" I'm gonna go make some lemonade, would you like some Zelda, Rob?"
"I'd love some Mrs. Taylor."
{ Rob's mom heads into the kitchen as his dad leads them into the living room... }
*THUMP-THUMP*
"Did the house just shake?"
{ Rob looks around nervously. }
*THUMP-THUMP*
"What is it Rob?"
"I.. I think I..."
*THUMP-THUMP-THUMP-THUMP!*
"AUNTY ZELDA!!!!!"
{ Suddenly The Mustached Mad Man with the Plan comes torpedoing down the hall way and before Zelda even has a chance to do anything Mike Honcho hoists her up off her feet and spins her around in a circle. }
"WHAT'DYOUBRINGME!!!! WHAT'DYOUBRINGME!!!"
"Holy crap Honcho! What the hell are you doing here?"
{ Mike drops Zelda who is desperately trying to hold back the vomit in her throat. }
"What... What is that smell?"
"I haven't showered ALLLLL week. What do you think?"
"Oh my god."
{ Zelda almost faints but Rob catches her. }
"Dad, the hell is he doing here??"
{ Rob's dad is about to explain when. }
"Hohohoho..."
"What the?"
"Hohohoho..."
"I know that laugh..."
"Rob, who is it..."
{ Rob and Zelda turn and look into the living room... }
"CHRIS!?!?"
"Sup broham?"
{ Rob balls up his fist like there's about to be trouble. }
"Robert Patrick Taylor! You put that fist down right now!"
"But-"
{ Rob's mom steps into the living room, tray full of sweet sweet lemonade and a scowl on her face as she places the lemonade tray near Chris and pats him gently on the head. }
"Haven't you caused your poor brother enough trouble?"
"WHAT??"
"Yeah bro, seriously, back off."
"But he totally tried to kill me?!"
"Don't be such a baby son, Chris was only trying to give the people a show, weren't ya boy?"
"Damn right."
"HE CHOKED OUT MY GIRL FRIEND!"
"She seemed to like it."
"I did not!"
{ Rob's parents sit down on either side of Chris... Where there's room. Honcho walks in behind Rob and Zelda and gently smacks her on the ass. }
"Sure seemed like it to me."
{ Honcho grins at the two of them. }
"Chris wasn't entertaining anyone, Zelda doesn't like to be choked and what the hell is Mike Honcho doing here!?"
"He's with me little bro."
"Obviously. And what the hell are you doing here?"
"I live here."
"Like... All the time?"
"Yup."
"... Why?"
{ Mike hops into an arm chair the long way so his legs are over one arm of the couch. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a Cuban cigar. }
"It all starts in a Family Guy style cut scene with me doing the narration."
{ Rob rolls his eyes as suddenly the scene shifts to Mike Honcho in Las Vegas. }
"My career had just come to a grinding halt after my dad taught me a valuable lesson inside the ring."
"Totally kicked your ass."
"Yeah you did."
{ Mike looks a little beat up as he wanders the streets of Las Vegas. }
"So I headed to Vegas, figuring I'd turn my luck around and fall into something I'm good at."
{ Scene swipe to him crashing into the side of the faux Sphinx and climbing out of the car in nothing but his under ware. }
"I'M ON FIRE! I'M ON FIRE!"
{ He's not, but he thinks he is. }
"Needless to say, heroine is a hell of a drug... ISN'T IT DOC! Anyway, I blew everything I had and decided to follow my second life's dream."
{ Mike Honcho in the Rockettes? }
"But that didn't exactly pan out either."
{ And Mike Honcho being chased down the street by a very angry man with a gun. }
"YOU SAID YOU WERE A REAL WOMAN!"
{ And finally we see Mike Honcho sleeping in a gutter. }
"I had nowhere to go... No one to turn too... My best friend in the world Philip Burns never existed... My Uncle Rob spent my whole career trying to end it... And my dad wanted me to be a real man... And that's when I found god..."
"And it was after that magical night with Jesus in the back of a Volks Wagon that I decided to change my life and here I am."
{ We come back to Honcho now in nothing but his under ware on the couch, nachos in his right hand and a novelty beer dispensing hat on his head. }
"The f*ck changed?"
"ROBERT! Watch your mouth around your nephew!"
"Isn't he older than me?"
"Probably."
"Dammit, I knew this was a bad idea Zelda. Let's get out of here."
{ Rob's mom jumps up. }
"No, don't leave yet. We want to hear all about your girl friend."
"I don't."
"Shut up Chris."
"I just wanna see her naked... And with bigger boobies."
"And shut up Honcho."
"I could a seen her naked had I not married that Vietnamese hooker."
"F*ck off Nelly...."
{ Three... Two... One... }
"WAIT!? NELLY ANGEL!?"
"Hey."
{ Nelly leans on the doorway into the living room. }
"What the hell?"
"Oh, I must of forget to tell you, Nelly moved in a while back, he sleeps in your old room."
"It's really nice, I like it."
{ Rob drops down onto the love seat and shakes his head as he tries to understand whats happening here. }
"Hey Zelda, you wanna come with me into the family room and look through some of Rob's old scrap books while he catches up with his father, brother, nephew and arch nemesis?"
"Uhhh... Sure?"
"Great. It's this way."
{ Rob's mom leads Zelda into another room where they keep all of Rob's old scrap books... Yeah, Rob scrap books in his spare time... What? You got something you wanna say? HUH!? Yeah, I didn't think so. }
"This is frigging weird."
"Hey Rob, what's up?"
"Just keepin' it real...."
{ Rob looks up... }
"CHRIS BROCK!? Ok, that's it, what is going on here dad!?"
"What do you mean?"
"Chris, Mike, Nelly AND Chris Brock? What, are you and mom running some kind of half way house for people I drove the hell out of nCw?"
"As a matter of fact, we are. Just finished Steve Awesome's room this morning."
{ DA-DUN-DUN-TSH! And we fade out on that lovely scene. You know, people throw around allot of adjectives when describing Rob Diamond. }
"...Heeeeeey Crystal... Sorry bout the face."
{ And with a heart warming smirk on his face like that how could you possibly call him heartless? A deeply emotional human being with as many layers as an onion? Perhaps, but not heartless. }
"Nothing personal okay sweety pie? Okay. I knew you'd understand, after all you are such a calm and rational human being who is completely capable of listening to reason."
{ We were unable to acquire a sarcasm meter for this promo but I promise you the needle would be buried well beyond the point of no return. }
"Thing is Crystal, I don't want to hurt anyone. I don't want to go to war with two of my best friends. I don't want to walk into Reborn this Sunday night and just completely obliterate the two of you. I really don't. And it's not because I'm a nice guy or I turned over a new leaf or because Zelda has my balls safely tucked away in the side pocket of her carry on."
{ Oh but Rob what is it, please tell us, don't leave us hanging here alone and lonely desperately seeking attention from anyone who will listen like Sexy Jason!? }
"It's because I feel sorry for you, Steve."
{ Hmmm, now I'm hooked. }
"See, Steve Awesome finds himself in the precarious situation of having the entire world within his grasp, the thing he has worked so hard for, the nCw World Championship literally a three count away after countless failures to win it back... And... It all... Rests... On you... Crystal Hilton."
{ Rob grins in her general direction. }
"Steve Awesome, the Face of the Franchise, the Official Number 2 of nCw, the greatest Brides Maid to ever step foot inside the squared circle has his opportunity to prove the world wrong and win back the World Championship after three long years without it... Assuming Crystal Hilton doesn't f*ck it up for you."
{ I see where he's going with this, I like it! }
"I feel sorry for ya buddy, I really do. Not because I doubt your abilities or what you can do out there. I know on any given night you and I can tear the damn house down. Hell, you and I would put the wrestling world to shame with the awesome match we could put on. But it ain't just us out there this week and that has got to have your panties in a bunch. I know you Steve, I know you've already considered this. See, Rob Diamond alone would be a challenge for you, you'd have to pull out all the stops just to beat me, go places you've never gone before inside that ring just to get me down for a three count... But then you remember it's not just me out there... Sure, maybe you could beat me, sure, maybe you could finally put Rob Diamond in his place, sure... Maybe... That is of course if you can keep the love of your life out of the ring."
{ I'm assuming Steve Awesome will be spending his week in a cold sweat. }
"So how does it feel Steve, knowing your chance at redemption rests squarely on the shoulders of the biggest Runner Up nCw has ever known?"
{ Now that... Was totally accurate... But uncalled for. }
"Your Kelly Knite Consolation Prize, the living embodiment of what it means to be the National Champion, Crystal Hilton could very well be the reason Steve Awesome walks out of Reborn a failure. How does that sit with you Steve? When you roll over in the middle of the night and look at her do you start to panic? Knowing you, I bet you already have your little break up speech mapped out in your head."
{ What? Is he accusing my man Steve of being a callous jerk? Now where does he get off... Oh right... All the women whose lives he's ruined... right... Forgot... }
"Honestly, I feel sorry for you because of the World Title. You've been chasing this belt for so long, fighting so hard that I personally think you forget the reason we are even out here. Sure, on some level it's all about the women and the money and all that petty bull****, but deep down inside I know you stepped into a ring for the very first time because you love it. And somewhere along the way you stopped loving it and just started loving yourself. And yeah, sure, for a while that worked out real well for you. Back when nCw was full of people like TRENT HELMS and Lance Ryan, being a pompous ass who would do anything to win was the way to go. But now a days, with people like Falcon, Adam Knite and myself sitting pretty on top of nCw, you have to contend with driven men whose heart and soul is in the wrestling business. I may be a pig headed asshole but even I know this belt isn't the most important thing in the world Steve. I don't wrestle just to be a champion and just because the belt says so it doesn't mean you are one."
{ Is he getting all philosophical on our ass? Falcon must be proud. }
"I said it on day one, I'm here to be the best and I was the best before I won this belt, I'll be the best after I don't have it anymore, not because of power rankings or yearly awards but because when I step in the ring I'm fighting for something more than myself."
{ When the hell did he grow up? }
"I'm fighting for something you will never understand Steve, because you can't see past the nose on your face. Right now I'm sure you've already thought of a million pointless jokes and a ridiculous amount of cut scenes to make fun of me, and that's fine Steve. That's perfectly ok. You need to make jokes, you need people to laugh with you so they'll stop laughing at you. You need to feel like the star of the show so you can compensate for the big glaring failure in your career, your first and only World title reign. So make fun of me Steve, point and laugh and make all the jokes in the world. Tell me how deathly serious you are about winning this World Title, as if my admitting there are more important things in life than fifteen pounds of gold means I won't go to the same lengths as you to keep it. I will Steve. I'll do whatever I have to keep the World Title firmly around my waist."
"Heh."
"But the funny thing about that is Steve, unlike you, I have nothing to worry about. Because when I look to my side, unlike yourself, I don't see the chink in my armor. I don't see the gaping hole in my well laid plans. I don't see the end of all my hopes and dreams wrapped into one sexy little package."
"I see Zeldaberg."
"And I know I have nothing to worry about."
{ Sorry Steve... }
"Suck it."
{ We cut away from the devilish good looks of the nCw World Champion and cut in.. to.. the.. devilish good looks.. of the nCw World Champion... Only this time he's driving a car and Zelda Knite is seated next to him. }
“I am so sorry Z… I don’t know what the hell their problem is.”
“Rob, it’s ok. I had a great time.”
{ He looks over at her like “yeah right.” }
“Your mom was just wonderful and your brother… Well I’ll never completely trust him, but he was tolerable and Mike was hilarious… Still don’t know what was up with Nelly and Brock, but hey, it was cool to see them.”
{ She leans across the center console and kisses him on the cheek. }
“Thank you.”
{ He all smiles proud and junk. }
“Well… I’m glad you found a way to have a good time even though my family is totally friggin retarded.”
{ She giggles at him and just leans against his shoulder as he drives down the road. }
“You think one day you and I will have a couple of crazy kid’s who try to kill each other over world titles and bragging rights?”
{ Rob smiles at her obviously ridiculous question. }
“Maybe not the killing each other part, but yeah, I think you and I are going to have the most wonderful family ever.”
“Yeah?”
“Definitely.”
“I love you, Rob.”
“I love you too.”
{ Fade. }
”When I hear someone like Crystal use the words “Reality” and “Steve believes in me” I just have to laugh because honestly Crystal, if you believe that…”
{ Open on the smug look on Rob’s face. }
”You’re the one living in the fantasy.”
“But I do thinks it’s cute how easily you believed his lies as he looked you right in the eyes. You must really like him Crystal, dare I say you even love him? I just hope you feel the same way Monday morning when you find your tight little ass kicked to the side of the curb.”
{ Rob hoists up the world title and lays it across his shoulder. }
”Because this is staying right where it is and without this to validate his whole career… Well…”
{ He just grins. }
”Steve Awesome is just a hollow empty shell with picture perfect abs and a one track mind, which is why he will never really love you, not when he sees you as the anchor holding him back from winning the one thing he loves more than life itself. MY World Championship. Oh well.”
”I’ll still be your friend.”
“You know, right after Zelda pins your shoulders to the mat one more time.”
“This one’s for the Zombies.”
{ Rob steps forward for one final extreme close up. }
”Welcome to our Legend.”
"And I love you."
{ The happy couple stand in the hall way of the Taylor house hold, just holding each other and looking into one another eyes. }
"You know son, I want more grand kids... Just not right this very second. Put your pecker away and get in the living room."
{ Rob angrily glares in the direction of his Dad's condescending smile. Zelda tugs on his arm to follow her into the living room before he has a chance to say something in reply. }
" I'm gonna go make some lemonade, would you like some Zelda, Rob?"
"I'd love some Mrs. Taylor."
{ Rob's mom heads into the kitchen as his dad leads them into the living room... }
*THUMP-THUMP*
"Did the house just shake?"
{ Rob looks around nervously. }
*THUMP-THUMP*
"What is it Rob?"
"I.. I think I..."
*THUMP-THUMP-THUMP-THUMP!*
"AUNTY ZELDA!!!!!"
{ Suddenly The Mustached Mad Man with the Plan comes torpedoing down the hall way and before Zelda even has a chance to do anything Mike Honcho hoists her up off her feet and spins her around in a circle. }
"WHAT'DYOUBRINGME!!!! WHAT'DYOUBRINGME!!!"
"Holy crap Honcho! What the hell are you doing here?"
{ Mike drops Zelda who is desperately trying to hold back the vomit in her throat. }
"What... What is that smell?"
"I haven't showered ALLLLL week. What do you think?"
"Oh my god."
{ Zelda almost faints but Rob catches her. }
"Dad, the hell is he doing here??"
{ Rob's dad is about to explain when. }
"Hohohoho..."
"What the?"
"Hohohoho..."
"I know that laugh..."
"Rob, who is it..."
{ Rob and Zelda turn and look into the living room... }
"CHRIS!?!?"
"Sup broham?"
{ Rob balls up his fist like there's about to be trouble. }
"Robert Patrick Taylor! You put that fist down right now!"
"But-"
{ Rob's mom steps into the living room, tray full of sweet sweet lemonade and a scowl on her face as she places the lemonade tray near Chris and pats him gently on the head. }
"Haven't you caused your poor brother enough trouble?"
"WHAT??"
"Yeah bro, seriously, back off."
"But he totally tried to kill me?!"
"Don't be such a baby son, Chris was only trying to give the people a show, weren't ya boy?"
"Damn right."
"HE CHOKED OUT MY GIRL FRIEND!"
"She seemed to like it."
"I did not!"
{ Rob's parents sit down on either side of Chris... Where there's room. Honcho walks in behind Rob and Zelda and gently smacks her on the ass. }
"Sure seemed like it to me."
{ Honcho grins at the two of them. }
"Chris wasn't entertaining anyone, Zelda doesn't like to be choked and what the hell is Mike Honcho doing here!?"
"He's with me little bro."
"Obviously. And what the hell are you doing here?"
"I live here."
"Like... All the time?"
"Yup."
"... Why?"
{ Mike hops into an arm chair the long way so his legs are over one arm of the couch. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a Cuban cigar. }
"It all starts in a Family Guy style cut scene with me doing the narration."
{ Rob rolls his eyes as suddenly the scene shifts to Mike Honcho in Las Vegas. }
"My career had just come to a grinding halt after my dad taught me a valuable lesson inside the ring."
"Totally kicked your ass."
"Yeah you did."
{ Mike looks a little beat up as he wanders the streets of Las Vegas. }
"So I headed to Vegas, figuring I'd turn my luck around and fall into something I'm good at."
{ Scene swipe to him crashing into the side of the faux Sphinx and climbing out of the car in nothing but his under ware. }
"I'M ON FIRE! I'M ON FIRE!"
{ He's not, but he thinks he is. }
"Needless to say, heroine is a hell of a drug... ISN'T IT DOC! Anyway, I blew everything I had and decided to follow my second life's dream."
{ Mike Honcho in the Rockettes? }
"But that didn't exactly pan out either."
{ And Mike Honcho being chased down the street by a very angry man with a gun. }
"YOU SAID YOU WERE A REAL WOMAN!"
{ And finally we see Mike Honcho sleeping in a gutter. }
"I had nowhere to go... No one to turn too... My best friend in the world Philip Burns never existed... My Uncle Rob spent my whole career trying to end it... And my dad wanted me to be a real man... And that's when I found god..."
"And it was after that magical night with Jesus in the back of a Volks Wagon that I decided to change my life and here I am."
{ We come back to Honcho now in nothing but his under ware on the couch, nachos in his right hand and a novelty beer dispensing hat on his head. }
"The f*ck changed?"
"ROBERT! Watch your mouth around your nephew!"
"Isn't he older than me?"
"Probably."
"Dammit, I knew this was a bad idea Zelda. Let's get out of here."
{ Rob's mom jumps up. }
"No, don't leave yet. We want to hear all about your girl friend."
"I don't."
"Shut up Chris."
"I just wanna see her naked... And with bigger boobies."
"And shut up Honcho."
"I could a seen her naked had I not married that Vietnamese hooker."
"F*ck off Nelly...."
{ Three... Two... One... }
"WAIT!? NELLY ANGEL!?"
"Hey."
{ Nelly leans on the doorway into the living room. }
"What the hell?"
"Oh, I must of forget to tell you, Nelly moved in a while back, he sleeps in your old room."
"It's really nice, I like it."
{ Rob drops down onto the love seat and shakes his head as he tries to understand whats happening here. }
"Hey Zelda, you wanna come with me into the family room and look through some of Rob's old scrap books while he catches up with his father, brother, nephew and arch nemesis?"
"Uhhh... Sure?"
"Great. It's this way."
{ Rob's mom leads Zelda into another room where they keep all of Rob's old scrap books... Yeah, Rob scrap books in his spare time... What? You got something you wanna say? HUH!? Yeah, I didn't think so. }
"This is frigging weird."
"Hey Rob, what's up?"
"Just keepin' it real...."
{ Rob looks up... }
"CHRIS BROCK!? Ok, that's it, what is going on here dad!?"
"What do you mean?"
"Chris, Mike, Nelly AND Chris Brock? What, are you and mom running some kind of half way house for people I drove the hell out of nCw?"
"As a matter of fact, we are. Just finished Steve Awesome's room this morning."
{ DA-DUN-DUN-TSH! And we fade out on that lovely scene. You know, people throw around allot of adjectives when describing Rob Diamond. }
"...Heeeeeey Crystal... Sorry bout the face."
{ And with a heart warming smirk on his face like that how could you possibly call him heartless? A deeply emotional human being with as many layers as an onion? Perhaps, but not heartless. }
"Nothing personal okay sweety pie? Okay. I knew you'd understand, after all you are such a calm and rational human being who is completely capable of listening to reason."
{ We were unable to acquire a sarcasm meter for this promo but I promise you the needle would be buried well beyond the point of no return. }
"Thing is Crystal, I don't want to hurt anyone. I don't want to go to war with two of my best friends. I don't want to walk into Reborn this Sunday night and just completely obliterate the two of you. I really don't. And it's not because I'm a nice guy or I turned over a new leaf or because Zelda has my balls safely tucked away in the side pocket of her carry on."
{ Oh but Rob what is it, please tell us, don't leave us hanging here alone and lonely desperately seeking attention from anyone who will listen like Sexy Jason!? }
"It's because I feel sorry for you, Steve."
{ Hmmm, now I'm hooked. }
"See, Steve Awesome finds himself in the precarious situation of having the entire world within his grasp, the thing he has worked so hard for, the nCw World Championship literally a three count away after countless failures to win it back... And... It all... Rests... On you... Crystal Hilton."
{ Rob grins in her general direction. }
"Steve Awesome, the Face of the Franchise, the Official Number 2 of nCw, the greatest Brides Maid to ever step foot inside the squared circle has his opportunity to prove the world wrong and win back the World Championship after three long years without it... Assuming Crystal Hilton doesn't f*ck it up for you."
{ I see where he's going with this, I like it! }
"I feel sorry for ya buddy, I really do. Not because I doubt your abilities or what you can do out there. I know on any given night you and I can tear the damn house down. Hell, you and I would put the wrestling world to shame with the awesome match we could put on. But it ain't just us out there this week and that has got to have your panties in a bunch. I know you Steve, I know you've already considered this. See, Rob Diamond alone would be a challenge for you, you'd have to pull out all the stops just to beat me, go places you've never gone before inside that ring just to get me down for a three count... But then you remember it's not just me out there... Sure, maybe you could beat me, sure, maybe you could finally put Rob Diamond in his place, sure... Maybe... That is of course if you can keep the love of your life out of the ring."
{ I'm assuming Steve Awesome will be spending his week in a cold sweat. }
"So how does it feel Steve, knowing your chance at redemption rests squarely on the shoulders of the biggest Runner Up nCw has ever known?"
{ Now that... Was totally accurate... But uncalled for. }
"Your Kelly Knite Consolation Prize, the living embodiment of what it means to be the National Champion, Crystal Hilton could very well be the reason Steve Awesome walks out of Reborn a failure. How does that sit with you Steve? When you roll over in the middle of the night and look at her do you start to panic? Knowing you, I bet you already have your little break up speech mapped out in your head."
{ What? Is he accusing my man Steve of being a callous jerk? Now where does he get off... Oh right... All the women whose lives he's ruined... right... Forgot... }
"Honestly, I feel sorry for you because of the World Title. You've been chasing this belt for so long, fighting so hard that I personally think you forget the reason we are even out here. Sure, on some level it's all about the women and the money and all that petty bull****, but deep down inside I know you stepped into a ring for the very first time because you love it. And somewhere along the way you stopped loving it and just started loving yourself. And yeah, sure, for a while that worked out real well for you. Back when nCw was full of people like TRENT HELMS and Lance Ryan, being a pompous ass who would do anything to win was the way to go. But now a days, with people like Falcon, Adam Knite and myself sitting pretty on top of nCw, you have to contend with driven men whose heart and soul is in the wrestling business. I may be a pig headed asshole but even I know this belt isn't the most important thing in the world Steve. I don't wrestle just to be a champion and just because the belt says so it doesn't mean you are one."
{ Is he getting all philosophical on our ass? Falcon must be proud. }
"I said it on day one, I'm here to be the best and I was the best before I won this belt, I'll be the best after I don't have it anymore, not because of power rankings or yearly awards but because when I step in the ring I'm fighting for something more than myself."
{ When the hell did he grow up? }
"I'm fighting for something you will never understand Steve, because you can't see past the nose on your face. Right now I'm sure you've already thought of a million pointless jokes and a ridiculous amount of cut scenes to make fun of me, and that's fine Steve. That's perfectly ok. You need to make jokes, you need people to laugh with you so they'll stop laughing at you. You need to feel like the star of the show so you can compensate for the big glaring failure in your career, your first and only World title reign. So make fun of me Steve, point and laugh and make all the jokes in the world. Tell me how deathly serious you are about winning this World Title, as if my admitting there are more important things in life than fifteen pounds of gold means I won't go to the same lengths as you to keep it. I will Steve. I'll do whatever I have to keep the World Title firmly around my waist."
"Heh."
"But the funny thing about that is Steve, unlike you, I have nothing to worry about. Because when I look to my side, unlike yourself, I don't see the chink in my armor. I don't see the gaping hole in my well laid plans. I don't see the end of all my hopes and dreams wrapped into one sexy little package."
"I see Zeldaberg."
"And I know I have nothing to worry about."
{ Sorry Steve... }
"Suck it."
{ We cut away from the devilish good looks of the nCw World Champion and cut in.. to.. the.. devilish good looks.. of the nCw World Champion... Only this time he's driving a car and Zelda Knite is seated next to him. }
“I am so sorry Z… I don’t know what the hell their problem is.”
“Rob, it’s ok. I had a great time.”
{ He looks over at her like “yeah right.” }
“Your mom was just wonderful and your brother… Well I’ll never completely trust him, but he was tolerable and Mike was hilarious… Still don’t know what was up with Nelly and Brock, but hey, it was cool to see them.”
{ She leans across the center console and kisses him on the cheek. }
“Thank you.”
{ He all smiles proud and junk. }
“Well… I’m glad you found a way to have a good time even though my family is totally friggin retarded.”
{ She giggles at him and just leans against his shoulder as he drives down the road. }
“You think one day you and I will have a couple of crazy kid’s who try to kill each other over world titles and bragging rights?”
{ Rob smiles at her obviously ridiculous question. }
“Maybe not the killing each other part, but yeah, I think you and I are going to have the most wonderful family ever.”
“Yeah?”
“Definitely.”
“I love you, Rob.”
“I love you too.”
{ Fade. }
”When I hear someone like Crystal use the words “Reality” and “Steve believes in me” I just have to laugh because honestly Crystal, if you believe that…”
{ Open on the smug look on Rob’s face. }
”You’re the one living in the fantasy.”
“But I do thinks it’s cute how easily you believed his lies as he looked you right in the eyes. You must really like him Crystal, dare I say you even love him? I just hope you feel the same way Monday morning when you find your tight little ass kicked to the side of the curb.”
{ Rob hoists up the world title and lays it across his shoulder. }
”Because this is staying right where it is and without this to validate his whole career… Well…”
{ He just grins. }
”Steve Awesome is just a hollow empty shell with picture perfect abs and a one track mind, which is why he will never really love you, not when he sees you as the anchor holding him back from winning the one thing he loves more than life itself. MY World Championship. Oh well.”
”I’ll still be your friend.”
“You know, right after Zelda pins your shoulders to the mat one more time.”
“This one’s for the Zombies.”
{ Rob steps forward for one final extreme close up. }
”Welcome to our Legend.”