Post by T-Rent on Jun 25, 2011 8:15:46 GMT -6
You're going to have to excuse me for being completely silent this week, as here we are, Just a day away from Reborn, and this is the first people have heard from me, I know people have spread various rumors about where I've been, and why there has been Radio Silence.
For those of you who don't know, My contract with New Championship Wrestling is set to expire at the end of this month, which would be on Thursday, when I reigned my contract at A Time to Riot, I only signed up for six months, it was going to be my, Thank You present to the fans, and friends alike who were missing Trent Helms and were wishing to see him for more then a few split seconds on certain Hollywood releases, and hearing my voice on certain animes, well that, or that I just needed a break from being a Writer on Yo Gabba Gabba from the past two years.
I mean, did you ever had any doubt, that the person who wrote that show, wasn't Trent Helms?
But my contract was set to expire in less then a week, so I spent days, talking to Leonard about my place in the company, while some may be a little upset, that I haven't received any type of Title Shot in a Six Month Time, since returning, nor that the fact, Even after having what many consider to be the best series of matches so far of the first half of the year, I don't have anything of interest to show for us, other then my once good friend and Steve Awesome becoming enemies, then somehow shifting back to at least being able to tolerate each other out of mutual respect, to now, my own niece and her soon to be husband, bad mouthing me, to repeatedly getting gang attacked after just minding my own business...
So, you can imagine, I wasn't too thrilled on the idea of sticking with New Championship Wrestling, when there are other big offers on the tables from other promotions.
Regardless, Fear Now, Trent Helms did indeed sign a new contract to remain with New Championship Wrestling for the near future, Sure I didn't receive Zelda Knite money, but hey, at least I still make more then Rob Diamond does, so at least I beat him in something.
As for Rob, people had said, I've been silent because of the fact, that I lost last week to Rob Motherlovin Diamond, and while I am a little upset with myself, I wasn't able to pull out the win, there is nothing Rob will be able to do, to put me out of action, nor ever make me Submit....
Tried as he might, Rob beyond trying anything and everything, wasn't able to become the person that made Trent Helms submit for the first time in his career here in nCw, however, I will give it to Rob, You really have grown quite a bit, so now that we have that out of the way...
Can you please shut up, and get back to being on the same page, without you coming off like a annoying asshole?
ahem...
This week, the war of Flashbang, Claymore, Fumas, whatever name you wish to call us, versus the band of has-been actors from a 1990's western's movie begins, in three matches, with myself and Xander Famularo, nCw Gladiator of this year, against the team of Jimmy Zane and Lex Sense....
Now, with all due respect, and yes I am saying with all due respect...
What the **** is wrong with the Booking Committee?!?!?!?
So here I am, on the middle of the card, much like Xander, now normally I wouldn't think the two of us, wouldn't be too pissed off at the fact, other then....
We both were in the Main Event and Co-Main Events of A Night To Remember, the biggest pay per view of the year, Where Xander just challenged for the nCw World Championship, after going thru hell, just to get to that point, and I, The ever so great Trent Helms, after just taking a beating that no human could withstand, and popping back up, just a little more then a week later, while having the Match Of The Year, and we're both struck, in a tag match, that involves Jimmy Zane?
We should be headlining the freaking card, I mean, maybe me and Xander should just become nCw first Gay Couple, since couples seem to be the current requirement to be able to main event a pay per view, You mean to tell me, that Crystal Hilton, who was basically handed a nCw Championship by her partner, and now enemy, is worthy of headlining a pay per view, yet Xander Famularo, the man who won this year Colisseum, and Trent Helms, a former World Champion, and the man, who is responsible for having the feud of the year is not?
Leonard....You have gone Senile my friend, It's time for me to go put you in the home, if this is going to be a common trend...
Now, with all due respect to Todd William, my current stable-mate, and his wife, ex-wife, widow....whatever they are, I mean no ill will towards Crystal Hilton, I'm just a little pissed off, of my current placement on the card, and Xander, after going thru hell for the past three months, only to be struck in a match, that includes Jimmy Zane....
My Rant is over, I needed to get that out of the way.
As i said, I'm in a match with Jimmy Zane, so you have to forgive me, if I'm not in the most serious of moods, when it comes to him being one half of my opponents this week, for those who don't know, and Jimmy would like to wish this never happened. but deeply hidden somewhere on Youtube, is the one and only documented match between Trent Helms and Jimmy Zane, and let's just say, it didn't end to well for little Jimmy...
Pretty much, for the people who don't want to be half-assed to look for said match, now imagine, a Trent Helms match, that features no high-flying on his part, due to a boast I made, now imagine Jimmy, getting shown up by a Trent Helms who isn't Trent Helms, and beaten, when I wasn't even taking him seriously....Yeah that's how much of a difference in level there is...
That's like expecting your Lv. 5 Siren from Borderlands, to actually being able to survive against a Lv. 69 Crawermax, It just wasn't happening for Zane on that night...
Now I will give the devil a little bit of respect, he seemed to have improved a bit, since that time at the end of 2008, now, are you at a level of a Trent Helms? Not A ****ing Chance, but hey, you've grown from a Dylan Phoenix level, into someone that give or take, is about the level of a current day Joe Everyman, not to be confused with the much higher level, 2008 Joe Everyman, or the 2009 Everyman, that was his stronger to date, but you're growing Zane, You're no longer the spoiled asshole, who thinks the world and this company owes him everything because his dad was a legend...
That didn't quite work at for you...But you've learned, maybe if you keep at it, maybe your Meowth will turn into a Persian, or whatever the hell Meowth evolution was.
But jimmy, I shouldn't be the person on your mind, sure I know, you wish to prove, that you're somewhat on my level, how you held a world championship from a lesser promotion, and think because you were the big fish in a small pond, that happened to be owned by your daddy, that you could manage to mangle with the big boys, well, unlike you Jimmy, I've won a real world championship, I'm the only man in this stable war, who has climbed to the very top of the mountain, and held the title of, the best this company has to offer, all you've done here is get my sloppy seconds when it came to Titles. But you have a pissed off Gladiator gunning for your head now Zane...
You tried to tame the beast known as Xander Famularo, you tried to take him out, to earn your place in the misfit version of the Young Guns, when you took that steel chair to him this past week, well, like always in everything you try, You failed....and now you have a Six Foot, Eight monster who is looking to slug your head into the fifth row, and I'll smile, as he takes off your head with the Widowmaker, and send it flying, while a rainbow comes out of your neck, and showers me, and the arena with Skittles....oh good times it will be...
But....
I need to Enter The Eye Of The Tiger mode right now....
Because behind every horrible tag team partner, there is always the better and more dangerous partner, and it's a man, who just in the past few weeks, I've felt just how dangerous he is, Lex Sense...
It's not everyday, that I come across a being, who I'm unable to hit with a Bioshock, but it seems, I found one in you, a few weeks ago, and well....I'm a little lost on what to do with you....
It's not very often, that I'm forced to lock horns with a 7 Foot Tall Gorilla, who could easily throw my small purple hair ass around the ring, but here I am, about to lock horns with one...
I just have to ask, Why did you even join the Young Guns in the first place, you are so much better then all of them, You're the only one of the entire group, who can stand their ground with the higher-ups of this promotion, like myself, Rob and Adam Knite, You've gone toe to tow with all of them, and each and every week, you rise back up, more scary and even more badass....
So why did you join them?
You know what....I don't really care Sense....
I may not be able to Bioshock your ass back to England...
Well, I guess that doesn't apply here, considering, we're already in England but you get the point.
But I've made a career out of finding ways to destroy giants like yourself, and at Reborn....I'm going to find some way to take you down a leg monster, I'm going to find a way to stop you, from chasing me up the stairs, and thru the woods and cornfields.....I'll find a way to stop you, somehow, and I promise when I do, I'm going to leave you broken into nothing Lex....
And then you will know, what they say about me is true...
Yes, It is huge....
But that I'm Out Of This World....
And just plain better then you....
Primate!
For those of you who don't know, My contract with New Championship Wrestling is set to expire at the end of this month, which would be on Thursday, when I reigned my contract at A Time to Riot, I only signed up for six months, it was going to be my, Thank You present to the fans, and friends alike who were missing Trent Helms and were wishing to see him for more then a few split seconds on certain Hollywood releases, and hearing my voice on certain animes, well that, or that I just needed a break from being a Writer on Yo Gabba Gabba from the past two years.
I mean, did you ever had any doubt, that the person who wrote that show, wasn't Trent Helms?
But my contract was set to expire in less then a week, so I spent days, talking to Leonard about my place in the company, while some may be a little upset, that I haven't received any type of Title Shot in a Six Month Time, since returning, nor that the fact, Even after having what many consider to be the best series of matches so far of the first half of the year, I don't have anything of interest to show for us, other then my once good friend and Steve Awesome becoming enemies, then somehow shifting back to at least being able to tolerate each other out of mutual respect, to now, my own niece and her soon to be husband, bad mouthing me, to repeatedly getting gang attacked after just minding my own business...
So, you can imagine, I wasn't too thrilled on the idea of sticking with New Championship Wrestling, when there are other big offers on the tables from other promotions.
Regardless, Fear Now, Trent Helms did indeed sign a new contract to remain with New Championship Wrestling for the near future, Sure I didn't receive Zelda Knite money, but hey, at least I still make more then Rob Diamond does, so at least I beat him in something.
As for Rob, people had said, I've been silent because of the fact, that I lost last week to Rob Motherlovin Diamond, and while I am a little upset with myself, I wasn't able to pull out the win, there is nothing Rob will be able to do, to put me out of action, nor ever make me Submit....
Tried as he might, Rob beyond trying anything and everything, wasn't able to become the person that made Trent Helms submit for the first time in his career here in nCw, however, I will give it to Rob, You really have grown quite a bit, so now that we have that out of the way...
Can you please shut up, and get back to being on the same page, without you coming off like a annoying asshole?
ahem...
This week, the war of Flashbang, Claymore, Fumas, whatever name you wish to call us, versus the band of has-been actors from a 1990's western's movie begins, in three matches, with myself and Xander Famularo, nCw Gladiator of this year, against the team of Jimmy Zane and Lex Sense....
Now, with all due respect, and yes I am saying with all due respect...
What the **** is wrong with the Booking Committee?!?!?!?
So here I am, on the middle of the card, much like Xander, now normally I wouldn't think the two of us, wouldn't be too pissed off at the fact, other then....
We both were in the Main Event and Co-Main Events of A Night To Remember, the biggest pay per view of the year, Where Xander just challenged for the nCw World Championship, after going thru hell, just to get to that point, and I, The ever so great Trent Helms, after just taking a beating that no human could withstand, and popping back up, just a little more then a week later, while having the Match Of The Year, and we're both struck, in a tag match, that involves Jimmy Zane?
We should be headlining the freaking card, I mean, maybe me and Xander should just become nCw first Gay Couple, since couples seem to be the current requirement to be able to main event a pay per view, You mean to tell me, that Crystal Hilton, who was basically handed a nCw Championship by her partner, and now enemy, is worthy of headlining a pay per view, yet Xander Famularo, the man who won this year Colisseum, and Trent Helms, a former World Champion, and the man, who is responsible for having the feud of the year is not?
Leonard....You have gone Senile my friend, It's time for me to go put you in the home, if this is going to be a common trend...
Now, with all due respect to Todd William, my current stable-mate, and his wife, ex-wife, widow....whatever they are, I mean no ill will towards Crystal Hilton, I'm just a little pissed off, of my current placement on the card, and Xander, after going thru hell for the past three months, only to be struck in a match, that includes Jimmy Zane....
My Rant is over, I needed to get that out of the way.
As i said, I'm in a match with Jimmy Zane, so you have to forgive me, if I'm not in the most serious of moods, when it comes to him being one half of my opponents this week, for those who don't know, and Jimmy would like to wish this never happened. but deeply hidden somewhere on Youtube, is the one and only documented match between Trent Helms and Jimmy Zane, and let's just say, it didn't end to well for little Jimmy...
Pretty much, for the people who don't want to be half-assed to look for said match, now imagine, a Trent Helms match, that features no high-flying on his part, due to a boast I made, now imagine Jimmy, getting shown up by a Trent Helms who isn't Trent Helms, and beaten, when I wasn't even taking him seriously....Yeah that's how much of a difference in level there is...
That's like expecting your Lv. 5 Siren from Borderlands, to actually being able to survive against a Lv. 69 Crawermax, It just wasn't happening for Zane on that night...
Now I will give the devil a little bit of respect, he seemed to have improved a bit, since that time at the end of 2008, now, are you at a level of a Trent Helms? Not A ****ing Chance, but hey, you've grown from a Dylan Phoenix level, into someone that give or take, is about the level of a current day Joe Everyman, not to be confused with the much higher level, 2008 Joe Everyman, or the 2009 Everyman, that was his stronger to date, but you're growing Zane, You're no longer the spoiled asshole, who thinks the world and this company owes him everything because his dad was a legend...
That didn't quite work at for you...But you've learned, maybe if you keep at it, maybe your Meowth will turn into a Persian, or whatever the hell Meowth evolution was.
But jimmy, I shouldn't be the person on your mind, sure I know, you wish to prove, that you're somewhat on my level, how you held a world championship from a lesser promotion, and think because you were the big fish in a small pond, that happened to be owned by your daddy, that you could manage to mangle with the big boys, well, unlike you Jimmy, I've won a real world championship, I'm the only man in this stable war, who has climbed to the very top of the mountain, and held the title of, the best this company has to offer, all you've done here is get my sloppy seconds when it came to Titles. But you have a pissed off Gladiator gunning for your head now Zane...
You tried to tame the beast known as Xander Famularo, you tried to take him out, to earn your place in the misfit version of the Young Guns, when you took that steel chair to him this past week, well, like always in everything you try, You failed....and now you have a Six Foot, Eight monster who is looking to slug your head into the fifth row, and I'll smile, as he takes off your head with the Widowmaker, and send it flying, while a rainbow comes out of your neck, and showers me, and the arena with Skittles....oh good times it will be...
But....
I need to Enter The Eye Of The Tiger mode right now....
Because behind every horrible tag team partner, there is always the better and more dangerous partner, and it's a man, who just in the past few weeks, I've felt just how dangerous he is, Lex Sense...
It's not everyday, that I come across a being, who I'm unable to hit with a Bioshock, but it seems, I found one in you, a few weeks ago, and well....I'm a little lost on what to do with you....
It's not very often, that I'm forced to lock horns with a 7 Foot Tall Gorilla, who could easily throw my small purple hair ass around the ring, but here I am, about to lock horns with one...
I just have to ask, Why did you even join the Young Guns in the first place, you are so much better then all of them, You're the only one of the entire group, who can stand their ground with the higher-ups of this promotion, like myself, Rob and Adam Knite, You've gone toe to tow with all of them, and each and every week, you rise back up, more scary and even more badass....
So why did you join them?
You know what....I don't really care Sense....
I may not be able to Bioshock your ass back to England...
Well, I guess that doesn't apply here, considering, we're already in England but you get the point.
But I've made a career out of finding ways to destroy giants like yourself, and at Reborn....I'm going to find some way to take you down a leg monster, I'm going to find a way to stop you, from chasing me up the stairs, and thru the woods and cornfields.....I'll find a way to stop you, somehow, and I promise when I do, I'm going to leave you broken into nothing Lex....
And then you will know, what they say about me is true...
Yes, It is huge....
But that I'm Out Of This World....
And just plain better then you....
Primate!