Post by Kelly Fox on Jul 13, 2011 19:26:03 GMT -6
OPENING
Another week has passed and another exciting week of NCW action is behind us, I hope you fans forgive me if I seem a bit off this week while writing this, you know having your husband in the hospital with a busted up knee is a pretty trying time period for a person. However I will push through and prove to Brad Kane that he can’t defeat us, that he can’t bring the Knites down, no matter how hard he tries. So I’m here this week, doing my column, bringing you all the exciting news from the NCW week, and I’m ready to get this going.
A lot of exciting news to get into this week, so it appears Steve Awesome and Rob Diamond couldn’t do the fair one on one match thing, and it would also appear that it doesn’t matter who you team Kathy Conway and Mercedes Vargas with, even people they can’t stand, they’ll find a way to win matches. The latter of which is way more surprising, since saying Rob and Steve don’t know how to play fair is like saying Andrew Jacobsen lacks charisma, it’s pretty common knowledge right there.
However, maybe I shouldn't be riffing on Andrew Jacobsen after this week... I wouldn't want him to go all whining coward mode again and do something like try and get rid of me too, like the gutless little coward puss that he is. How Jacobsen, maybe next time you should do your fighting in the ring instead of trying to destroy a man's career? Just a little thought hun. You've become nothing but a little punk you charismaless sack of ****.
RECAP AND REVIEW
There was a lot going on this week, a lot of action from the top of both cards to the bottom. The most interesting story coming out of Trauma as mentioned last week of course were the Starlets Tag team champions being split into two teams to team with their will be rivals in matches that opened and closed Trauma and as I mentioned above, they both came out victorious. It made Trauma really exciting and really tense seeing them in the ring together like that, it added a great aura to the show as a whole in my opinion and made even matches like Ricky Johnson defeating Nathan Webb and the return of Emma Danielson to her losing ways even more exciting than they already were.
The action did not slow down for Collision either which is a good thing. Earlier this year I remember writing about how I thought Trauma had been out performing Collision as far as action went and that it really made me sad since Collision is supposed to be so huge and special, however Collision since that month or two of lacking it has freaking shot out of a cannon, because it almost seems like it's too much to take in each and every week now with all the exciting action going down. The Ace and Joe Everyman having a great match that called back to the days of them fighting for the National title, while we got to see even more Flashbang and Young Guns goodness with the Tag Team champions managing to pull out a huge victory for their team.
The story of the night however was Jacobsen's sick attack on Doc after Doc picked up a huge victory for his team and that of Steve Awesome getting a win over Rob Diamond thanks to some dirty tactics that have certainly stressed this “friendship” of theirs even more. That's what's great about Collision folks, is that it brings home the exciting action and the gripping stories, this week was a fantastic exhibit A of just that with all the great matches we had on the show and developing news.
I have to give this week a 9, it was that good.
//BEST MATCH//
The best match to me had to be the Trauma main event, Burning man taking on Ayla and Mercy V. Why? Just look at the tension that was in that match, Ayla pulling Mercy off of pins, Mercy getting Ayla back, and still managing to keep their heads in the game long enough to pull a victory away from an actual tag team. That was a fantastic back and forth match for Trauma this week as it had one of it's best cards ever this week.
//WORST MATCH//
I really wish TittyBang versus Potter and Morrison would have been a better match, but as it was, Mercedes Lewis just made Morrison look like she had no effin clue what she was doing in that ring, it was truly embarrassing for the sister of a former World champion to have a performance like that, so I have to give the nod to this match.
//HIGH POINTS//
The match between Trent Helms and Andrew Jacobsen was certainly a high point as it delivered in all aspects and give us everything we could hope for from a match between two men of their standing.
//LOW POINTS//
Obviously watching Andrew Jacobsen almost kill Doc was disgusting and uncalled for and was simply a way for that chicken **** Jacobsen to take Doc out of the picture. It'll be ok once Alex Jones takes Jr. down a peg or two and hopefully puts an end to these guns once and for all.
Then of course seeing basically the exact same thing from Brad kane against my husband, attacking that knee again after he said he wouldn't, trying to rip it off, trying to end the reign of the King once and for all. It was sick and it was perverse, you'll get yours Kane, just wait until Adam is back up and he rips your face off.
An honorable mention would have to be seeing that dirty snake Bob Pooler take an accidental strike so seriously and attack Bates after their match, totally uncalled for. I know you're upset about losing, but try and keep your cool man.
THE FAB FIVE
5. AYLA ST. JAMES: Des[ote the clear disunity in this match between her and her partner it in the end had little effect on the outcome as Ayla pinned Ashlie Ember and took home a clear victory and possibly sent a message to those who oppose her at the same time.
4. RICKY JOHNSON: One of the hottest new wrestlers in NCW is Nathan Webb, but one of the wisest and most decorated veterans is Ricky Johnson who proved that just because you're the flavor of the week doesn't mena the established guys are going to roll over for you.
3. SHELLY TAYLOR-JONES: Defeated a former World champion to remain undefeated, we have a future Zelda Knite here folks, I can see it coming. Lets hope so at least. Congrats on the huge victory Mrs. Jones.
2. STEVE AWESOME: Well as I always say, it doesn't matter really how you do it, because getting a win over the World Champion is a huge deal. It doesn't matter Steve played dirty, it doesn't matter he stretched the rules, in the end it was a huge victory for the Face of the Franchise.
1. TRENT HELMS: He took on the leader of the Young Guns, a team he's vowed to rid from the NCW halls, and managed to bring home a victory for Flashbang in doing so. It was a huge victory for the Space Pope and one the Young Guns won't soon forget if I knew them.
PREVIEW AND PREDICTIONS
You know how I said up there both shows this week had great cards filled with action, well this week? Might just be even more action packed. No joke at all. Looking up and down the cards for this week I really don't see anything that doesn't look interesting. The webshow with the debut of a new tag team even looks interesting as we also get to see a former national champion in action as well. Trauma has an amazing main event with almost the entire Starlets tag team division in one match and Collision looks like a pay per view with a Cage match to end the week of wrestling action.
The great action doesn't end there though so you should really make sure and tune in this week, Crystal Hilton taking on Shelly Taylor-Jones and the members of Flashbang and Young Guns being split and put on opposite sides of he rings in a tag team match, are going to make this week amazing, trust me on it.
LAST WEEK'S RECORD: 9-5: DAMMIT! One match away from meeting my 10 win prediction... I guess that means I have to give Joe Everyman a kiss.. sonova... And think about it, I predicted him a win, so he goes and loses on me!? Oh i'm on to you Mr. Everyman, you just wanted a smooch on the cheek didn't you?
OVERALL RECORD: 223-73 : Still a good record, I'm still 150 up right? So it's not all that bad, just kinda hit a wall here recently but I'll be back soon enough. You mark my words.
TRAUMA
Singles Match
Mandi Matthews vs. Trish Newborn
Singles Match
Xander Famularo vs. Ricky Johnson
Mixed Tag Team Match
KLB and Roxxxie vs. Bob Pooler and Alysson Gardner
MAIN EVENT
6 Woman Tag Team Match
Burning Man and Kathy Conway vs. BWA and Mercedes Vargas
COLLISION
-WEBSHOW-
Tag Team Match
The Locke's vs. The Internationals
Singles Match
Christian Schweizer vs. Freakke
-MAIN SHOW-
Singles Match
Crystal Hilton vs. Shelly Taylor-Jones
Singles Match
Phreak vs. Nathan Webb
Singles Match
Joe Everyman vs. DDK
Tag Team Match
Simon Daye and Falcon vs. James Wolfe and Jason Blair
Singles Match
Jonas Potter vs. Roberto Verona
Tag Team Match
Alex Jones and Andrew Jacobsen vs. Lex Sense and Todd Williams
MAIN EVENT
Cage Match
Rob Diamond vs. Steve Awesome
WHAT TO KEEP AN EYE ON
JONAS POTTER: The man has been impressive so far in his short NCW career, but he's got a huge task ahead of him with Roberto Verona standing in his way. Not only is Verona the X Champion, he's a damn good wrestler, he'll give the Doctor everything he can handle and more.
6 WOMAN TAG MATCH: Very interesting match this one. Two weeks in a row the Starlets Tag Team champions are split up, but this time they'll be on different teams as well. It'll be interesting to see if they'll work together against both teams? Will they just have a nice fair match against each other since they've never particularly got along, or will all hell break loose? This is a great opportunity for them to unite as a team because not only are BWA coming for their belts, so is every woman on the roster, so they better be ready to fight as a team or they won't last long with those belts.
DDK: The man with the fragile state of mind has recently gone further and further into his crazy inner conflict that has constantly haunted him. Apparently Curtis Kanyon has finally realized DDK existed, and plans on doing something about it. This is a huge distraction, one that he can't afford when facing Joe Everyman, who despite being NCW's biggest loser, is still dangerous, espcially considering their recent feuding.
Rob Diamond vs. Steve Awesome: Yes again I'm pointing out the main event, but come on this time it's in a cage match! I don't think I have to tell you how awesome that's going to be.
KNITELINE
Sheamus Gonzalez; The Ivory Coast
I actually have two questions if that's okay.
1. I'm a big fan of The Bob Pooler and my question to you is do you see him as one of the future staples of NCW? Like...will this guy be a serious main event player?
Kelly: Yes, he will.
2. Do you ever think Joe Everyman will ever get another shot at the big time? In my opinion nobody deserves it more than this guy.
Kelly: No he won't.... ok he might, but he'll have to work hard on it.
Brad Kane; Dallas, TX
So hey, how's Adam's knee doing? Is it bad? Will he walk this week? Next week? Tell him to get better before Picture Perfect so I can do it again.
Kelly: Laugh it up chuckles, just wait until the rematch you sonova bitch.
Crystal Hilton, Los Angeles California
1. Ok Kelly we are approaching on New Championship Wrestling's 4th Birthday??? How do you feel about it and how special does that make picture perfect?
Kelly: Makes it very special, and I'm really excited for it.
2> Well not really a question, I swear if Zelda makes you drive the EMF Car again I am so going to freak out, not to be rude but your driving sucks. Me and Zelda didn't pay 250k for a car for you to wreck. Learn how to drive! Oh umm those paparazzi are so all over the place. Really Kelly are the rumors true did you, Adam and Megan Kane have a serious night to remember? Come on Kelly I am like one of your good friends, you can tell me girl
Kelly: Was that english?
Joe Becker - Hollywood, Florida
Kelly, with the emergence of Doctor Jonas Potter on the scene as of late, he has become wildly popular with the fans, and from what I hear, his peers as well. Should the good Doctor defeat the current X Champion, Roberto Verona this week, do you see Potter's stock rising with NCW management? And if so, what could you see in his near future?
Kelly: Well if he beats a current champion of course his stock will rise, and he could be a player in the Honor title scene soon.
Brenda Allder, Santa Monica, CA.
With Zelda off the scene, is the starlets title offically vacant?
Kelly: Not yet... she still has her 30 days champion initiative to defend or have a defense scheduled before it becomes vacant as NCW is still negotiating with her.
Brian - Carson City, Navada
Kelly, recently the championship belts, outside of the World Title, have ended up in the hands of several new champions, starting with Verona at ANTR and more recently Sense and Wolfe on Collision a week or so ago. My question to you is, how do you think the current championship holders will each fare in their pursuit to build up legacies with their new found prestige?
Kelly: I think we have some great champions. Jimmy Zane has always been a good lacky, so he doesn't have to stand in the spotlight and just ride the Lex Sense train, so that's good, and Bates has always been a fantastic wrestler who will do the honor title proud. The only question I have are the Starlets Tag Team champions, because they need to unite as a team if they want to survive.
Roberto Verona - None of your business.
Just a little head's up for you and all the rest of the NCW Kelly, Xander Famularo will live to regret landing his right fist into my jaw. Mark my words.Wait, what? I have to ask a question? How about.... How on earth are Flashbang going to present a serious threat for me to get concerned about when they managed to stay united for all of five seconds?
Kelly: Are you really asking that when you joined a group that changed about 20 members and 4 leaders in the spand of two weeks?
Kelly Weiszbrod from Fresno, Ca
I see Nathan has been in a slump as of late after such a promising start. Do you have any theories as to why he has hit his roadblock? Do you have ideas as to what he needs to do to come back to any sort of good form and do you feel there was any sort of truth that came from his latest Cold Cut where sounded off against management?
Kelly: No, he just wrestled some very good talent and has found that he's an UPCOMING star for a reason, he still has work to do, but he's not far off from climbing that ladder.
Jennifer Williams (CEO of Williams Enterprises New York)
Hey Kelly hows it going, it seems like the war between the Guns and Flash Bang is heating up How do you think things look going into Picture Perfect, and of course my brother. Do you think we will hear from this week or let alone a promo? Or will he not show us anything like he hasn't been doing since drawing with Roberto at the last PPV..
Kelly: He'll be fine I think.
Kristianna Vola - Federal Max Prison
Hey Kelly, I only get a few hours a week to watch TV and always make sure, I get to watch Collision, and I was on my best behavior to get a phone call, now one question I have, Personally, I know you hate her, and I can't blame you, as she may be one of the most annoying Starlet on the roster, but from a personal standpoint, Does it seem like Mercedes Lewis has gone as a wrestler, now granted most of her wins have been, gaining a crafty advantage over her opponents in key situlations, but is Merecedes Lewis just plain lucky or is she really growing every since her and Trent have had their recent fling?
Kelly: Mercedes Lewis sucks.
Also, if I get out of prison, You think I could have a shot at making the nCw roster, I mean after all, I am the female terminator and I killed Felicia Duarte by curbstomping her, and don't give me that whole, nCw doesn't except convicted felons, You rehired Mark Evil a thousand times.
Kelly: I hate you.
Jade Cortez - Syracuse, NY
Hey Kelly, I've always been a fan of your work, when Trent trained me, he had me watch several of your matches to try to get a grasps of what a good female wrestler is, which sadly I haven't mastered, However the question I have to ask, Do I still have a job? I haven't been booked since Rosa left nCw, and wondered am I in some kind of trouble? Did I did something wrong? Is still not having a win, stopping me from even getting booked, if you can, which I know he is being "Classic" Leonard Fox right now towards you and Adam, but can you get me on next week card somehow, I promise, I've been training really hard.
Kelly: Sure, just a lot of people we have to fit in each and every week Jade.
Josie Everyman; On a boat
Um... hi Kellly! Short time listener, first time caller. I was just wondering... uh... do you like me? Not too many people backstage like me because of my last name and my family. But... do you like me? And endorsement from you would be great!
Kelly: You're not Joe in a wig?!
CLOSING NOTES
Well fans that's all I got this week, we have a great show in store for us this week and int he upcoming weeks as well leading into Picture Perfect and NCW's 4th anniversary. July 28th marks NCW's four year anniversary, it's been an exciting ride and trust me when I say there are some great plans in the works for the Collision Anniversary show that will take place the week after Picture Perfect. I hope you all enjoy it and I hope you enjoyed this column and until next time....
KELLY KNITE.