Post by Alex Jones on Jul 26, 2011 16:50:54 GMT -6
"Here it goes...."
I breathe deep and sigh, my hands feel a little sweaty with anticipation...my voice is low and solemn as I begin...
"First off I just want to say that...I overreacted...."
I sigh deeply and look away almost embarrassed.
"You're a valued member of this company..and a future champion....I bad mouthed you and for that I am sorry...."
I nod and sigh again.
"So as a token of my apology and my respect for you..I bought you a few presents ..."
I smile a little at Todd..yes Todd Williams...he looks down at the items I have bought for my friend....
"Well I guess I can take the apology....hey is that?...fried chicken?..."
I nod excitedly and hand over a few more goodies...
"Yeah man and watermelon and waffles and grape drink..."
Todd looks at the food...
"Grape Drink?..."
Hmmm...
"Yeah well see I talked to your sister and she said that you didn't like soda it was "too rich" for your tastes...."
Todd stares at the food some more and slowly looks at Alex...
"I.....I have never.....this......."
Todd breathes deep and closes his eyes before wrapping his arms around Alex...
"Thank you man...thank you..I love fried chicken watermelon and waffles and I haven't had grape drink in years...you da man Alex.....you are on cool cracker....."
I nod and smile..
"Anytime Todd...now let's go pick some cotton...I heard you like to do that right?....."
Censorship board explodes....
"Didn't take you long did it?.."
I smirk and fold my arms...
"You open up your series of promos and blatantly lie right away..."
I shake my head and laugh under my breath.
"Never let the facts get in the way of a good story eh Andrew?...."
Wait for it...
"You think Angel pulled my ass out of the fire?. You say you fight clean?. You say you earned the title?. So the fact you pinned me by having Lex Sense come down to the ring is a CLEAN win?. The fact Angel warned you time and time again before that not to have outside interferance and you say it was unfair?..."
"You say you have respect for your allies....so it wasn't you who told Lex Sense to lay down?..."
"I've beaten you at every turn, I've made you and the rest of your team look like a bunch of slow witted fools every single time one of you has faced me. So before you tell me you fought your way back here maybe you should look at your own past and realise that the only reason you're here is because I allow it...and because you took out Doc..."
I clap a little and smirk again.
"But then again you have pointed out key differences between us. You see this as some epic fight, some amazing showdown between two of the best for an important title. You compare this to matches of Lance Ryan and Joe Louis....truth is Andrew..to me...it's a Sunday..."
"I've been competing against the best since I stepped foot in NCW. I've been one of the best in the world for years. But you Andrew, you're just here because NCW couldn't find anyone else on such short notice for me to beat up...."
"But again you say I don't give respect blah blah blah. I suppose you didn't listen to anything I said to Rob Diamond did you?. I give respect where it's due Andrew, and you aren't due anything. But you're right, you shouldn't hold back, you shouldn't leave anything unsaid and you should leave it all out on the table..but me Andy Boy....all I have to do is turn up and be me....."
Another laugh,,,sad but true...hey that's ironic mr theme song...
"But I suppose that's my ego talking right..after all no one really beleives I should be competing for the world title...."
I raise an eyebrow..
"Except for the guy HOLDING THE BELT..."
Laughter...
"But that's ok lets not listen to the guy whose actually won the world title, let's listen to the delusional prick who thinks he's the leader of a great faction. You say I'm the golden boy I'm lavished with praise....well could that be because I've earned it?. And you...you're looked at as a coward with anger...well that could be because you are. You live in a fantasy world where at Reborn you were going to beat me...as I said...you pinned me for one reason..LEX SENSE....."
"This time how about you leave the boys at home and fight like a man?. That way if you somehow beat me I will show you respect instead of verbally bitch slapping you back into place like a ho....."
"But it'll be different this time right?..."
Blah blah blah...
"You'll prove the doubters wrong, you'll leave it all in the ring. You'll do this and that..."
Eyebrow raise...
"We've heard it all before....."
Yep...we have....
"But wait...you're a better wrestler than me right?.."
I stare at the national title...that has MY NAME on it......
"Prove it..."
"I wish I could see into the future..."
That'd be a good trick...
"But unfortunatly I can't..."
Awwwww....
"But what I can do is logically look at a match up and see peoples motives, advantages and I can atleast get a general idea of whose better and who can or will win..."
Most people can so what?
"And when I look at you and me Andrew. All I can see is victory. You may think it's ego, you may think I'm becoming complacent, but the truth is when you match us up, I'm simply better. You can sit there and say you're the better wreastler but unlike you I have proof. This isn't about who you have beaten in the past, because one name that isn't on that list....is me....."
The truth hurts....
"Instead of looking inside your head at your own little fantasy world how about you come back to reality and face the facts?...."
"FACT. I came back from an injury...won a number on contenders match...walked all over you and took the X-Division title from you....."
"FACT. You go one about being better...but Jacobsen...I'M THE NATIONAL CHAMPION. I won a belt from a man you failed to beat the month before. You went against Venom and he beat you down, I faced Venom...and kicked his ass out of this company.....so you tell me how that makes you better?. You tell me how that makes you the future champion?..."
"FACT.....And this one's important.....Last month, without help...you wouldn't have even got as fake win over me. You were warned, any outside interferance and Angel would do something about it. The rest of the guns won their matches, you Andrew, you needed jelp to even come close. You can complain and throw out excuses all you want but in the end, when all the dust settled after Reborn....I was the champ, and you were left in the ring throwing your little hissy fit...."
I nod and shrug my shoulders....
"You just can't see it Andrew, but let me ask you this, if Angel hadn't have reversed the decision and restarted the match, if you had won the title that way would you have kept it for long?. Or would you have been bitching and moaning about everyone talking about you cheating?...."
"Truth is...you like complaining...."
"You like playing the "heel".."
Whoops kayfabe's dead.....
"But when people look at the fact all they see is an average wrestler with average charisma living an average life who will never move above the midcard.......you shouldn't be in this match with me..."
"You should be on the web show facing Fergus Callaghan in a "who actually watches this crap" match....."
"Speaking of which....why are guys like Falcon and Spike on the web show while "Phreak" is on the actual PPV?. What the hell?..who booked this crap?..."
what is this?..wwe?.....
"July 31st in Boston....you get one more shot....you get a chance to prove everything you've ever said is true. You can make Venom your mentor proud, you can earn back the respect of the young guns, who by the way I know have got to be sick of you. You get to prove that you are a champion....."
"Or..."
"I win, you walk away and finally accept that you are not even on the same *** damn planet as me......"
the..mother loving...end....
I breathe deep and sigh, my hands feel a little sweaty with anticipation...my voice is low and solemn as I begin...
"First off I just want to say that...I overreacted...."
I sigh deeply and look away almost embarrassed.
"You're a valued member of this company..and a future champion....I bad mouthed you and for that I am sorry...."
I nod and sigh again.
"So as a token of my apology and my respect for you..I bought you a few presents ..."
I smile a little at Todd..yes Todd Williams...he looks down at the items I have bought for my friend....
"Well I guess I can take the apology....hey is that?...fried chicken?..."
I nod excitedly and hand over a few more goodies...
"Yeah man and watermelon and waffles and grape drink..."
Todd looks at the food...
"Grape Drink?..."
Hmmm...
"Yeah well see I talked to your sister and she said that you didn't like soda it was "too rich" for your tastes...."
Todd stares at the food some more and slowly looks at Alex...
"I.....I have never.....this......."
Todd breathes deep and closes his eyes before wrapping his arms around Alex...
"Thank you man...thank you..I love fried chicken watermelon and waffles and I haven't had grape drink in years...you da man Alex.....you are on cool cracker....."
I nod and smile..
"Anytime Todd...now let's go pick some cotton...I heard you like to do that right?....."
Censorship board explodes....
"Burying the hatchet...."
"Repairing friendships..."
"Repairing reputations..."
"I normally couldn't give a rats ass about this..."
"But now.."
"Well now it's a necessity...."
"Now I realised I have to..."
"Without the other guys..."
"This war is lost..."
"The young guns are a team.."
"a unit..."
"and we're....well..we're not..."
"But that will change....."
"And change quick..."
"Repairing friendships..."
"Repairing reputations..."
"I normally couldn't give a rats ass about this..."
"But now.."
"Well now it's a necessity...."
"Now I realised I have to..."
"Without the other guys..."
"This war is lost..."
"The young guns are a team.."
"a unit..."
"and we're....well..we're not..."
"But that will change....."
"And change quick..."
"Didn't take you long did it?.."
I smirk and fold my arms...
"You open up your series of promos and blatantly lie right away..."
I shake my head and laugh under my breath.
"Never let the facts get in the way of a good story eh Andrew?...."
Wait for it...
"You think Angel pulled my ass out of the fire?. You say you fight clean?. You say you earned the title?. So the fact you pinned me by having Lex Sense come down to the ring is a CLEAN win?. The fact Angel warned you time and time again before that not to have outside interferance and you say it was unfair?..."
"You say you have respect for your allies....so it wasn't you who told Lex Sense to lay down?..."
"I've beaten you at every turn, I've made you and the rest of your team look like a bunch of slow witted fools every single time one of you has faced me. So before you tell me you fought your way back here maybe you should look at your own past and realise that the only reason you're here is because I allow it...and because you took out Doc..."
I clap a little and smirk again.
"But then again you have pointed out key differences between us. You see this as some epic fight, some amazing showdown between two of the best for an important title. You compare this to matches of Lance Ryan and Joe Louis....truth is Andrew..to me...it's a Sunday..."
"I've been competing against the best since I stepped foot in NCW. I've been one of the best in the world for years. But you Andrew, you're just here because NCW couldn't find anyone else on such short notice for me to beat up...."
"But again you say I don't give respect blah blah blah. I suppose you didn't listen to anything I said to Rob Diamond did you?. I give respect where it's due Andrew, and you aren't due anything. But you're right, you shouldn't hold back, you shouldn't leave anything unsaid and you should leave it all out on the table..but me Andy Boy....all I have to do is turn up and be me....."
Another laugh,,,sad but true...hey that's ironic mr theme song...
"But I suppose that's my ego talking right..after all no one really beleives I should be competing for the world title...."
I raise an eyebrow..
"Except for the guy HOLDING THE BELT..."
Laughter...
"But that's ok lets not listen to the guy whose actually won the world title, let's listen to the delusional prick who thinks he's the leader of a great faction. You say I'm the golden boy I'm lavished with praise....well could that be because I've earned it?. And you...you're looked at as a coward with anger...well that could be because you are. You live in a fantasy world where at Reborn you were going to beat me...as I said...you pinned me for one reason..LEX SENSE....."
"This time how about you leave the boys at home and fight like a man?. That way if you somehow beat me I will show you respect instead of verbally bitch slapping you back into place like a ho....."
"But it'll be different this time right?..."
Blah blah blah...
"You'll prove the doubters wrong, you'll leave it all in the ring. You'll do this and that..."
Eyebrow raise...
"We've heard it all before....."
Yep...we have....
"But wait...you're a better wrestler than me right?.."
I stare at the national title...that has MY NAME on it......
"Prove it..."
"Dance puppet dance"
"Lie to yourself..."
"Lie to others.."
"I'll just stand back and laugh.."
"Along with the rest of the world..."
"you're a joke..."
"an unfunny one..."
"I'm one of the best in NCW..."
"I have proven that fact,,,"
"Over and over..."
"What about you?..."
"......."
"....well?..."
"We're waiting......"
"...that's what I thought,...."
"Lie to yourself..."
"Lie to others.."
"I'll just stand back and laugh.."
"Along with the rest of the world..."
"you're a joke..."
"an unfunny one..."
"I'm one of the best in NCW..."
"I have proven that fact,,,"
"Over and over..."
"What about you?..."
"......."
"....well?..."
"We're waiting......"
"...that's what I thought,...."
"I wish I could see into the future..."
That'd be a good trick...
"But unfortunatly I can't..."
Awwwww....
"But what I can do is logically look at a match up and see peoples motives, advantages and I can atleast get a general idea of whose better and who can or will win..."
Most people can so what?
"And when I look at you and me Andrew. All I can see is victory. You may think it's ego, you may think I'm becoming complacent, but the truth is when you match us up, I'm simply better. You can sit there and say you're the better wreastler but unlike you I have proof. This isn't about who you have beaten in the past, because one name that isn't on that list....is me....."
The truth hurts....
"Instead of looking inside your head at your own little fantasy world how about you come back to reality and face the facts?...."
"FACT. I came back from an injury...won a number on contenders match...walked all over you and took the X-Division title from you....."
"FACT. You go one about being better...but Jacobsen...I'M THE NATIONAL CHAMPION. I won a belt from a man you failed to beat the month before. You went against Venom and he beat you down, I faced Venom...and kicked his ass out of this company.....so you tell me how that makes you better?. You tell me how that makes you the future champion?..."
"FACT.....And this one's important.....Last month, without help...you wouldn't have even got as fake win over me. You were warned, any outside interferance and Angel would do something about it. The rest of the guns won their matches, you Andrew, you needed jelp to even come close. You can complain and throw out excuses all you want but in the end, when all the dust settled after Reborn....I was the champ, and you were left in the ring throwing your little hissy fit...."
I nod and shrug my shoulders....
"You just can't see it Andrew, but let me ask you this, if Angel hadn't have reversed the decision and restarted the match, if you had won the title that way would you have kept it for long?. Or would you have been bitching and moaning about everyone talking about you cheating?...."
"Truth is...you like complaining...."
"You like playing the "heel".."
Whoops kayfabe's dead.....
"But when people look at the fact all they see is an average wrestler with average charisma living an average life who will never move above the midcard.......you shouldn't be in this match with me..."
"You should be on the web show facing Fergus Callaghan in a "who actually watches this crap" match....."
"Speaking of which....why are guys like Falcon and Spike on the web show while "Phreak" is on the actual PPV?. What the hell?..who booked this crap?..."
what is this?..wwe?.....
"July 31st in Boston....you get one more shot....you get a chance to prove everything you've ever said is true. You can make Venom your mentor proud, you can earn back the respect of the young guns, who by the way I know have got to be sick of you. You get to prove that you are a champion....."
"Or..."
"I win, you walk away and finally accept that you are not even on the same *** damn planet as me......"
the..mother loving...end....