Post by Todd Williams on Jul 29, 2011 8:44:05 GMT -6
Whoa, whoa whoa….
Seriously stop the press, stop the tape from playing pause this promo for a moment…
Did Jimmy Howllllllllllllllll really say that I am going to come out here with the same jokes over and over again? Did he really just say that I will come out here with a long winded promo? Whoa… you must got me confused with that little stable mate of yours Roberto Verona. I mean granted I do talk about but most of my talking is about my long lost love, my Crystal. Clearly you don’t know me that well because if you did you would know what I am all about. You would know that I am about taking my dreams and making them a reality, but quite frankly you just don’t know that. Dude grow a ****ing pair… do you hear yourself?
You sound like a high school cheerleader who got removed from the team and had her pom poms taken away from her. OMG here me cry out I been abused my entire career in NCW. OMG here me cry some more because I am not being taken seriously. OMG here me cry even more because everyone thinks that I am the running joke around here. So now I don’t know what to do, I want to cry me a river because everyone is pointing the finger at me because they know my track record…
So James you must seriously have some low esteem since you stooped to the level of basically making fun of yourself in hopes that I won’t do the same thing that everyone else is doing…. Bravo James Bravo…. I must applaud your efforts. Because I honestly didn’t know that a man could drive themselves to pure stupidity but you literally take the cake…
As for your other comments, you know about you being so abused by everyone in this company, how do you think I feel? Granted you may be James Wolfe, or Jimmy Zane, or Cynthia which is your drag name…. Well it’s not but I made it up….
But the fact is that I been far more abused then you ever have… I am a hard working black man! A man who everyone makes fun of because they say he’s white… DAMN IT I BEEN ABUSED AND OPPRESSED! I am tired of the man holding me down! Now listen up LITTLE JIMMY….. Oh wait…. That’s the other black guy…..
But seriously I love being the joke in this company and I won’t let you take that title away from me. So calm your hormones down, and go somewhere else with that garbage because while you may be James Wolfe HOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
IM TODD WILLIAMS! And I won’t let you take the joking away from me…. I will show you creativity you stupid son of a biatchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Our scene opens up from Manhattan New York and to be more precise we are at the huge Williams Enterprises building, which is the huge company that Todd owns. It seems like a board meeting is in progress, as we can see Daniel the Chief Operating Officer talking some things over with the board. The CEO Jennifer Williams, Todd’s sister is just steadily in her own world playing her PSP. Of course the topic of discussion has to deal with finding ways for the company to get even more money. Isn’t that what those meetings are usually about? Anyway the door to the room opens up and as it does so we are able to see the one and only Todd Williams emerging through the door. He seems to look different. As he is clad in a nice suit with a tie, his hair is braided neatly and more importantly to complete his outfit is a pair of glasses which he never wears. The COO literally stops what he is doing as he stares at Todd in the eyes.
Daniel: “Todd it’s good to see you…It’s been quite a while since you been back here hasn’t it?”
Todd just looks at him and seems confused as he shrugs his shoulders at him.
Theodore: “Actually don’t call me Todd… For Todd is just a formality…. My name is Theodore Coyotoe…. For far too long I have been mocked as Todd Williams. I been mocked for showing up at the last minute, or disappearing only to reappear again. So I must stop the jokes…. I must stop it before Simon Daye makes fun of me and I throw my panties in a bunch…”
Jennifer puts her PSP away as she gets up looking at Todd just shaking her head at him. She gets right in his face and begins to speak.
Jennifer: “Todd enough of this, this is silly…”
Todd quickly cut’s her off as he jumps on the table staring down at her.
Theodore: “Theodore! The name is Theodore Damn It!!!!!!!!! Stop confusing me with who I use to be! Why must you make fun of me that I made my name into Theodore and changed my last name into that of a stupid animal such as a Coyote… For the love of God stop making a mockery out of me!!!!!!!”
Daniel doesn’t even know what to say as he just shakes his head back at Todd.
Daniel:: “But Tod…. Theodore… Why the sudden change in attitude…. It’s completely random….I mean with no disrespect for Christ sake you’re the owner of this company… You are making this board look like a joke with your antics… Your father would really be ashamed with you…..”
Todd begins to scream at the top of his lungs as he looks back at Daniel. He instantly drops down to his knees.
Todd: “But it worked for JIMMY ZANE damn it!!!!!!!!!!!”
Jennifer just crosses her arms as she really doesn’t know what to say, as she replies back to Todd.
Jennifer: “Now you are screaming his name like he is TODD WILLIAMS! How dare you compare him with my brother Theodore….”
Theodore: “But….But…. both of them are WHITE!!!! They are the joke of NCW so they are the same right!!!!!
Jennifer bends down playing right into her brother’s little game. She sits beside him on the floor as she replies back to him.
Jennifer: “Yeah but we don’t want Theodore… We want Todd back…. I mean people are going to constantly mock you to no end… People are going to say that you are white all the time, and I know you want to give up when the going gets tough but you can’t give up Todd because you are better than that. You are a Williams and you need to take a stand for yourself. Flash Bang is counting on Todd to come up big in this war against the Young Guns…. So are you going to give them what they want, and bring Todd back for the 40th time?”
Theodore shakes his head screaming back…
Theodore: “But TODD WILLIAMS! Is dead damn it!. Can’t you see? I am Theodore Coyote now! Why can’t you and the rest of the world see that? Why must you call me Todd to no end…. I want to be like Jimmy Zane! So leave me alone…. And let me be….”
Todd still sits there on the floor and suddenly a phone rings… Daniel picks it up and he nods his head in agreement as he finally turns his attention over to Theodore…
Daniel: “Theodore….Crystal seems to be waiting in the lobby… She wants to speak with Todd…. Should I tell her that he isn’t around….”
Todd quickly rises from off of from the floor. He chucks the glasses to the side as he smirks at Daniel…
Todd: “Hell nah… Your boy will talk to her…. After all T Will got to get some too… We have unfinished business since Black Man had to come to her rescue… So if you would excuse I think I will have to get going…”
Todd exits the scene leaving Daniel standing there dumbfounded. Daniel turns his attention over to Jennifer questioning her
Daniel: “What the hell is a Black Man?”
Jennifer just shakes her head giggling back at Daniel.
Jennifer: “Don’t even ask….Don’t even ask…”
With that being said we slowly fade out on this image..
Seriously stop the press, stop the tape from playing pause this promo for a moment…
Did Jimmy Howllllllllllllllll really say that I am going to come out here with the same jokes over and over again? Did he really just say that I will come out here with a long winded promo? Whoa… you must got me confused with that little stable mate of yours Roberto Verona. I mean granted I do talk about but most of my talking is about my long lost love, my Crystal. Clearly you don’t know me that well because if you did you would know what I am all about. You would know that I am about taking my dreams and making them a reality, but quite frankly you just don’t know that. Dude grow a ****ing pair… do you hear yourself?
You sound like a high school cheerleader who got removed from the team and had her pom poms taken away from her. OMG here me cry out I been abused my entire career in NCW. OMG here me cry some more because I am not being taken seriously. OMG here me cry even more because everyone thinks that I am the running joke around here. So now I don’t know what to do, I want to cry me a river because everyone is pointing the finger at me because they know my track record…
So James you must seriously have some low esteem since you stooped to the level of basically making fun of yourself in hopes that I won’t do the same thing that everyone else is doing…. Bravo James Bravo…. I must applaud your efforts. Because I honestly didn’t know that a man could drive themselves to pure stupidity but you literally take the cake…
As for your other comments, you know about you being so abused by everyone in this company, how do you think I feel? Granted you may be James Wolfe, or Jimmy Zane, or Cynthia which is your drag name…. Well it’s not but I made it up….
But the fact is that I been far more abused then you ever have… I am a hard working black man! A man who everyone makes fun of because they say he’s white… DAMN IT I BEEN ABUSED AND OPPRESSED! I am tired of the man holding me down! Now listen up LITTLE JIMMY….. Oh wait…. That’s the other black guy…..
But seriously I love being the joke in this company and I won’t let you take that title away from me. So calm your hormones down, and go somewhere else with that garbage because while you may be James Wolfe HOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
IM TODD WILLIAMS! And I won’t let you take the joking away from me…. I will show you creativity you stupid son of a biatchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Our scene opens up from Manhattan New York and to be more precise we are at the huge Williams Enterprises building, which is the huge company that Todd owns. It seems like a board meeting is in progress, as we can see Daniel the Chief Operating Officer talking some things over with the board. The CEO Jennifer Williams, Todd’s sister is just steadily in her own world playing her PSP. Of course the topic of discussion has to deal with finding ways for the company to get even more money. Isn’t that what those meetings are usually about? Anyway the door to the room opens up and as it does so we are able to see the one and only Todd Williams emerging through the door. He seems to look different. As he is clad in a nice suit with a tie, his hair is braided neatly and more importantly to complete his outfit is a pair of glasses which he never wears. The COO literally stops what he is doing as he stares at Todd in the eyes.
Daniel: “Todd it’s good to see you…It’s been quite a while since you been back here hasn’t it?”
Todd just looks at him and seems confused as he shrugs his shoulders at him.
Theodore: “Actually don’t call me Todd… For Todd is just a formality…. My name is Theodore Coyotoe…. For far too long I have been mocked as Todd Williams. I been mocked for showing up at the last minute, or disappearing only to reappear again. So I must stop the jokes…. I must stop it before Simon Daye makes fun of me and I throw my panties in a bunch…”
Jennifer puts her PSP away as she gets up looking at Todd just shaking her head at him. She gets right in his face and begins to speak.
Jennifer: “Todd enough of this, this is silly…”
Todd quickly cut’s her off as he jumps on the table staring down at her.
Theodore: “Theodore! The name is Theodore Damn It!!!!!!!!! Stop confusing me with who I use to be! Why must you make fun of me that I made my name into Theodore and changed my last name into that of a stupid animal such as a Coyote… For the love of God stop making a mockery out of me!!!!!!!”
Daniel doesn’t even know what to say as he just shakes his head back at Todd.
Daniel:: “But Tod…. Theodore… Why the sudden change in attitude…. It’s completely random….I mean with no disrespect for Christ sake you’re the owner of this company… You are making this board look like a joke with your antics… Your father would really be ashamed with you…..”
Todd begins to scream at the top of his lungs as he looks back at Daniel. He instantly drops down to his knees.
Todd: “But it worked for JIMMY ZANE damn it!!!!!!!!!!!”
Jennifer just crosses her arms as she really doesn’t know what to say, as she replies back to Todd.
Jennifer: “Now you are screaming his name like he is TODD WILLIAMS! How dare you compare him with my brother Theodore….”
Theodore: “But….But…. both of them are WHITE!!!! They are the joke of NCW so they are the same right!!!!!
Jennifer bends down playing right into her brother’s little game. She sits beside him on the floor as she replies back to him.
Jennifer: “Yeah but we don’t want Theodore… We want Todd back…. I mean people are going to constantly mock you to no end… People are going to say that you are white all the time, and I know you want to give up when the going gets tough but you can’t give up Todd because you are better than that. You are a Williams and you need to take a stand for yourself. Flash Bang is counting on Todd to come up big in this war against the Young Guns…. So are you going to give them what they want, and bring Todd back for the 40th time?”
Theodore shakes his head screaming back…
Theodore: “But TODD WILLIAMS! Is dead damn it!. Can’t you see? I am Theodore Coyote now! Why can’t you and the rest of the world see that? Why must you call me Todd to no end…. I want to be like Jimmy Zane! So leave me alone…. And let me be….”
Todd still sits there on the floor and suddenly a phone rings… Daniel picks it up and he nods his head in agreement as he finally turns his attention over to Theodore…
Daniel: “Theodore….Crystal seems to be waiting in the lobby… She wants to speak with Todd…. Should I tell her that he isn’t around….”
Todd quickly rises from off of from the floor. He chucks the glasses to the side as he smirks at Daniel…
Todd: “Hell nah… Your boy will talk to her…. After all T Will got to get some too… We have unfinished business since Black Man had to come to her rescue… So if you would excuse I think I will have to get going…”
Todd exits the scene leaving Daniel standing there dumbfounded. Daniel turns his attention over to Jennifer questioning her
Daniel: “What the hell is a Black Man?”
Jennifer just shakes her head giggling back at Daniel.
Jennifer: “Don’t even ask….Don’t even ask…”
With that being said we slowly fade out on this image..