Post by Todd Williams on Jul 29, 2011 13:27:01 GMT -6
So we open up to a real awkward scene somewhere in New York, and it’s awkward because I didn’t see Todd and Crystal seeing one another but hey that’s another story. Anyway Todd is standing there in the lobby of his hotel clad in his whole Theodore Coyote outfit. Crystal seems really befuddled as she just looks back at Todd with a shocked expression on her face, but she doesn’t mind it as she begins to speak with him.
Crystal: “Todd so I got to thinking…Seeing you rescue me from the hands of Lord Dominicus really got me to thinking about the whole divorce that we went through. You know you looked quite good in your Black Man attire and I was wondering Todd…. I got to some real thinking about Steve and everything, and well…”
Todd however just breaks into some loud obnoxious singing as he looks right into the eyes of his wife. As he dances circles around her.
Todd: You were the first to say, That we were not okay ,You were the first to lie, When we were not alright, This was my first love, She was the first to go And when you left me for Steve, I was the last to know…
Crystal is really shocked as Todd just threw a bunch of Three Days Grace lyrics in her face, she shakes her head in disgust as she crosses her arms looking back at Todd with an uneasy expression on her face.
Crystal: “Seriously? You are going to throw stupid lyrics in my face like I am the bad person in this? What about you Todd? What about all of your video game playing, all the times you locked yourself up in the room playing WoW all night? You think that was ok? You are much to blame in this just as I am…”
Todd however pays no attention to her as he just continues to sing his song. He really seems proud of himself as he smirks evilly at him.
Todd: “I'll be the first to say, That now I'm okay, And for the first time I've opened up my eyes, This was my worst love…”
Crystal quickly cuts him off as she grabs one of Todd’s arms and just stares deeply into his eyes. She sighs raising her voice at him.
Crystal: “Ok Todd enough with the ****ing lyrics already you made your point… I knew that there was no way you could ever be mature. You just weren’t ready to be married to someone so perfect as me, And another thing I just want you to know that Steve ****s much better than you d…..”
Before Crystal can say anything else Todd finally has had enough as he pushes Crystal away from her. He is full of frustration and anger that he launches his foot back and in the heat of the moment goes for a super kick. He however stops inches away from her face, as if something in him was telling him not to do it. Maybe it was Crystal’s voice reaching to him.
Crystal: “Stop! You know you don’t want to do this Todd… I mean you know that I am the love of your life, your child’s mother. I am your everything, you wouldn’t dare put your hands on me!”
Todd grins as he just shakes his head at her as he walks back but quickly turns back to her and quickly super kicks her in the face knocking her out. He cracks a grin as he looks down at her just laughing.
Todd: “Actually I would because I am not Todd…but I am THEODORE COYOTE HOWL!!!!!! I was morally oppressed but never any longer. I will be taken serious I am not a joke! Even though you are unconscious Crystal and you probably can’t hear me right now you should be happy because I did you a favor. Now you have something in common with your best friend Zelda! So why don’t you run along and when you wake up you can go back to your precious Steve Awesome, and tell him while he might think he is “Awesome” from stealing you away from me he can only Dream of being me because after all I did beat Rob Diamond in my first encounter with him… Just in case it hasn’t set in you just got knocked THE **** OUT!!!!!!!!!! LIKE DEBOW FROM FRIDAY BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!”
With that being said Todd quickly leaves the scene leaving an unconscious Crystal on the ground. It is on this image that we slowly fade out on.
I know I am pretty shocked at it myself but I actually put Crystal in her place… No one treats THEODORE COYOTE like crap and gets away with it. That may have worked with Todd but not the great THEODORE because I am a new individual and I am not the person that I am so with this new name and persona just maybe all the meanies in NCW will leave me alone. Maybe I might get looked at seriously. So James my long lost brother from another mother from the clan of Wolfe while I represent the Coyote clan are you ready to get out HOWLED?
Are you ready for me to step in that ring and dance circles around you making it look easy? Well you better be because I plan to lead Flash Bang towards victory and I won’t stop until each of you Young Guns scum go down and that means you too. So you better be prepared because if I managed to find the courage in myself to silence my former wife up what does that mean for you?
Oh it means you should be afraid…
You should be very afraid, and never return back ever again…
Oh damn it you’re a wolfe! Not a lion wrong reference….
Listen up James I have the power of the people on my side and with their help I know I cannot go wrong and I quite frankly just can’t let them down. You may end up kicking my ass and beating me in the end but you better believe that I am going to go all out to take your pansy crying ass out because that’s what I do but if I don’t manage to do that I could always just quit, I could always walk out the door and cry me a river, or better yet I could just change who I am so I could fit in but then again that’s things you already have done hasn’t it James?
So grow a ****ing pair, take the pacifier out of your mouth and stop being a little bitch and prepare for the beating of your life. Because I am taking your ass out. When the dust settles and the smoke clears, and the moon comes out. You will hear me howling James because I am a Coyote to your Wolfe and that alone makes me better than you…
HOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Oh and poor Crystal whenever you wake up while Todd may have loved you, there is one thing you must know about THEODORE COYOTE. He has been hanging out with Gib and Xander a lot and he just doesn’t find the Spanish ,black women appealing anymore. He is all about a WHITE WOMAN!
So I leave all of you with this…
Once you go BLACK you never go back! Yeah that’s a lie…
Once you go Puerto Rican you will be good all weekend? Pfft why do you think I even played WoW? That’s a lie too… but the truth is……
ONCE YOU GO WHITE YOU WILL BE ALRIGHT…
PREPARE BECAUSE I AM THEODORE COYOTE AND I WILL HOWLLLLLLLLLLLL MY WAY TO SUCCESS.
Crystal: “Todd so I got to thinking…Seeing you rescue me from the hands of Lord Dominicus really got me to thinking about the whole divorce that we went through. You know you looked quite good in your Black Man attire and I was wondering Todd…. I got to some real thinking about Steve and everything, and well…”
Todd however just breaks into some loud obnoxious singing as he looks right into the eyes of his wife. As he dances circles around her.
Todd: You were the first to say, That we were not okay ,You were the first to lie, When we were not alright, This was my first love, She was the first to go And when you left me for Steve, I was the last to know…
Crystal is really shocked as Todd just threw a bunch of Three Days Grace lyrics in her face, she shakes her head in disgust as she crosses her arms looking back at Todd with an uneasy expression on her face.
Crystal: “Seriously? You are going to throw stupid lyrics in my face like I am the bad person in this? What about you Todd? What about all of your video game playing, all the times you locked yourself up in the room playing WoW all night? You think that was ok? You are much to blame in this just as I am…”
Todd however pays no attention to her as he just continues to sing his song. He really seems proud of himself as he smirks evilly at him.
Todd: “I'll be the first to say, That now I'm okay, And for the first time I've opened up my eyes, This was my worst love…”
Crystal quickly cuts him off as she grabs one of Todd’s arms and just stares deeply into his eyes. She sighs raising her voice at him.
Crystal: “Ok Todd enough with the ****ing lyrics already you made your point… I knew that there was no way you could ever be mature. You just weren’t ready to be married to someone so perfect as me, And another thing I just want you to know that Steve ****s much better than you d…..”
Before Crystal can say anything else Todd finally has had enough as he pushes Crystal away from her. He is full of frustration and anger that he launches his foot back and in the heat of the moment goes for a super kick. He however stops inches away from her face, as if something in him was telling him not to do it. Maybe it was Crystal’s voice reaching to him.
Crystal: “Stop! You know you don’t want to do this Todd… I mean you know that I am the love of your life, your child’s mother. I am your everything, you wouldn’t dare put your hands on me!”
Todd grins as he just shakes his head at her as he walks back but quickly turns back to her and quickly super kicks her in the face knocking her out. He cracks a grin as he looks down at her just laughing.
Todd: “Actually I would because I am not Todd…but I am THEODORE COYOTE HOWL!!!!!! I was morally oppressed but never any longer. I will be taken serious I am not a joke! Even though you are unconscious Crystal and you probably can’t hear me right now you should be happy because I did you a favor. Now you have something in common with your best friend Zelda! So why don’t you run along and when you wake up you can go back to your precious Steve Awesome, and tell him while he might think he is “Awesome” from stealing you away from me he can only Dream of being me because after all I did beat Rob Diamond in my first encounter with him… Just in case it hasn’t set in you just got knocked THE **** OUT!!!!!!!!!! LIKE DEBOW FROM FRIDAY BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!”
With that being said Todd quickly leaves the scene leaving an unconscious Crystal on the ground. It is on this image that we slowly fade out on.
I know I am pretty shocked at it myself but I actually put Crystal in her place… No one treats THEODORE COYOTE like crap and gets away with it. That may have worked with Todd but not the great THEODORE because I am a new individual and I am not the person that I am so with this new name and persona just maybe all the meanies in NCW will leave me alone. Maybe I might get looked at seriously. So James my long lost brother from another mother from the clan of Wolfe while I represent the Coyote clan are you ready to get out HOWLED?
Are you ready for me to step in that ring and dance circles around you making it look easy? Well you better be because I plan to lead Flash Bang towards victory and I won’t stop until each of you Young Guns scum go down and that means you too. So you better be prepared because if I managed to find the courage in myself to silence my former wife up what does that mean for you?
Oh it means you should be afraid…
You should be very afraid, and never return back ever again…
Oh damn it you’re a wolfe! Not a lion wrong reference….
Listen up James I have the power of the people on my side and with their help I know I cannot go wrong and I quite frankly just can’t let them down. You may end up kicking my ass and beating me in the end but you better believe that I am going to go all out to take your pansy crying ass out because that’s what I do but if I don’t manage to do that I could always just quit, I could always walk out the door and cry me a river, or better yet I could just change who I am so I could fit in but then again that’s things you already have done hasn’t it James?
So grow a ****ing pair, take the pacifier out of your mouth and stop being a little bitch and prepare for the beating of your life. Because I am taking your ass out. When the dust settles and the smoke clears, and the moon comes out. You will hear me howling James because I am a Coyote to your Wolfe and that alone makes me better than you…
HOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Oh and poor Crystal whenever you wake up while Todd may have loved you, there is one thing you must know about THEODORE COYOTE. He has been hanging out with Gib and Xander a lot and he just doesn’t find the Spanish ,black women appealing anymore. He is all about a WHITE WOMAN!
So I leave all of you with this…
Once you go BLACK you never go back! Yeah that’s a lie…
Once you go Puerto Rican you will be good all weekend? Pfft why do you think I even played WoW? That’s a lie too… but the truth is……
ONCE YOU GO WHITE YOU WILL BE ALRIGHT…
PREPARE BECAUSE I AM THEODORE COYOTE AND I WILL HOWLLLLLLLLLLLL MY WAY TO SUCCESS.