Post by Alex Jones on Jul 29, 2011 15:33:34 GMT -6
"So we only pay attention to promos..."
"We forget what happens in the matches.."
"You're a pathetic muppet.."
"Why am I in this match?.."
"Why do you get a shot?.."
"You boring.."
"Untalented.."
"Lieing.."
"Distorting..."
"Douchebag..."
"We forget what happens in the matches.."
"You're a pathetic muppet.."
"Why am I in this match?.."
"Why do you get a shot?.."
"You boring.."
"Untalented.."
"Lieing.."
"Distorting..."
"Douchebag..."
"First thing's first..."
I crack my knuckles...I'm done playing with kid gloves...
"When I said you told Lex to lay down for you I'm not talking about your diddly little promo the week of the event, I'm talking about in the ring, in front of the crowd, when Lex got tagged in. You moronic muppet. Or maybe it was my fault for not being specific about when you lied and acted like a complete idiot. So roll the tape of your lame ass promo that NOBODY WATCHED ANYWAY and I'll be with everyone else watching your actions in the ring...."
"Then again it's my fault. I assumed that you knew all I care about is what happens in the ring. See that's where the real truth lies. And the truth is I'm better than you. The truth is you haven't beaten me. The truth is all your talking is for nothing and in that ring you have about as much hope of beating me as the Cowboys do of winning the superbowl in the next five years...."
"So take your talk of redemption and vindication and buy another word out of the dictionary you can misuse and abuse for the sake of sounding dramatic. This whole thing started because I heard you were some kind of great future champion, I saw you holding a belt I once loved. I saw you holding the X-Division title and I wanted to see if you were worthy of holding it. I saw you lose to Paul Star, I saw you let that belt fall into his hands and then you were able to win it back....."
I roll my eyes....
"Whoopedy do, you're a two time champion because you got a rematch with a guy who couldn't hack it in NCW and beat him, like you should of done the first time..THAT'S WHAT CHAMPIONS DO. I lost the title in a multiman mcscrewup match, but I was the man who beat you and found you wanting. I made you look like a loser and now you come back and talk about being a champion. You want to see a champion Andrew?......"
"You're looking at him..."
"I'm the champion, I have a gold belt that says I'm the best in this great nation. You want to be a champion then you step up and show me something that I haven't seen before. Show me you actually have a set of balls. Show me that you can beat me one on one. Because right now you haven't shown me a *** damn thing. Kelly Knite talks about you wanting it more. That's fine, she see's something in you that I don't...."
"Maybe Kelly's right, but then again maybe she's wrong. Maybe she feels sorry for you and has a soft spot in her little heart for you. But hey, if she is right, if she does see your heart and soul, then you bring every ounce of heart you have, you pack your balls.....that's right go contact your Ex Emma Danielson and you take your tasticles out of her handbag...and while you're at it take hers too cause against me you'll need all the balls you can get.....you bring those balls and you leave it all out there..."
...be a champion bitch...
"But I have a question for you. Did you just give me a lecture on being a champion and then tell me if I'm not in it to be champion I should get the **** out of your ring?. I AM A CHAMPION YOU IDIOT. I have a title, I've won multiple titles. I've moved up the ladder in NCW, all you've done was win the same title twice and then spend the rest of your time dicking around losing to Steve Awesome while he sexually pleasures your mother and lose to Venom untill he took pity on you and in a delusional moment of misguided stipidity told the world you were worthy of being a young gun...."
"And speaking of your mother maybe I should smack her upside her head for not taking birth control. If there was ever a case for pro-choice it's you Andrew because if your mother had done the right thing or if your father had decided to wear a condom then we wouldn't have to listen to you blither on and talk about how you're not going to hide anymore, how you'll live up to all this promise, about how you're going to beat me and be national champion...."
"Oh I'm sorry was that not me being a "hero"?. Was me saying you should have been sucked out of your mothers demon uterus and flushed down the toilet with the rest of the biological trash going to far?. Fans don't cheer me beceuase I sit here and talk about puppies and rainbows, people cheer me because win or lose I go out into that ring and prove day in and day out that I am one of the best. You talk about it, you talk about being the best you haven't proved a ***damn thing and that's why people hate you....."
Duuuuhhhhhhhh.........
"You say you fight for the little guy right?. So you join a group that has done nothing but steal titles and try and take over?. You adopt the young guns pack mentality and take away the fair fight aspect?. You want to prove you're the best in the world then walk away from the rest of the guns and be a mans man. Before you joined the guns when you were at that "crossroads" you made the wrong choice. I had that same decision to make..."
"I was in the corperate empire. I made a mistake but I was smart enough to walk away and I was smart enough to strike out on my own. I fought and fueded with one of the best in NCW in Angel. And people like to sit there and talk about it like Angel destroyed me every time. People seem to forget that I beat Angel four times in a row. 4 TIMES. No oine can claim to have done that except for me...."
"But you, you Andrew are nothing. You sit there and spout off that me and Rob are alike. That he and I don't adhere to the conduct becoming a champion. Is that what you're doing now?. Is that what you were doing when you hit me over the head with the title and beat me down with your cronies?. Is that what you were doing when you tried to get a CHEAP WIN over me using Lex Sense and Jimmy Zane/James Wolfe?........"
"Is that what you were doing when you ended Doc's career?....was that being what a champion is Andrew?....."
Twitter moment #hypocrite!
"Next time you preach to me about being a hero and being what a champion is make sure you haven't spent the last three months being a self obsessed jackass."
"Why is he a challenger?..."
"A contender?..."
"He spits lies..."
"He gets confused..."
"What a tool..."
"I'm a champion..."
"I'm the best..."
"I have a track record...."
"A winning record against the best..."
"You have a record of being a loser..."
"Paifully AVERAGE...."
"A contender?..."
"He spits lies..."
"He gets confused..."
"What a tool..."
"I'm a champion..."
"I'm the best..."
"I have a track record...."
"A winning record against the best..."
"You have a record of being a loser..."
"Paifully AVERAGE...."
Dear Venom....
I can't help but notice you've been sending promos to NCW updating us all on your rehab and your knee. I hope you've been watching because as I sit here writing this I've just done a promo burying your protege Andrew Jacobsen. I'm writing this because after Sunday I'll still be National champion and he'll have blown his shot. Now I sit back and look at the contender list and realise that there's very few top contenders who can challenge me that aren't currently busy.
So please Venom go through your rehab and come back to get your rematch. I need someone credible because the incompetant idiot you left in charge of a group you once cared about is driving the name of the young guns and the national title into the ground. So please Venom, come back to NCW and save us all from this loser you foolishly left in charge.
So please Venom go through your rehab and come back to get your rematch. I need someone credible because the incompetant idiot you left in charge of a group you once cared about is driving the name of the young guns and the national title into the ground. So please Venom, come back to NCW and save us all from this loser you foolishly left in charge.
Sincerly Alex Jones.