Post by Joe Everyman on Jul 29, 2011 21:14:27 GMT -6
I guess I saw this match coming... as soon as Trauma went off the air, I knew it was coming. But you know what, that's fine. I need a huge pay per view win to help my career out some. And you never know, beating a former World Champion would sure help that out alot. Sad thing is, I just beat Curtis this past week... hell, I pinned him too. Shouldn't that be enough to put me in a bigger match? Of course not! The nCw management have to go beat off to their seven hundredth Steve Awesome versus Rob Diamond match. And not only that, but nCw management had to go out and have their cute little AJ versus AJ match AGAIN for the National Championship... MY National Championship! And of course Pooler get awards a shot at the Honor Championship, even though I did vastly better than him at Reborn. I know I'm suppose to be the good guy nowadays, but this is complete, one hundred percent bullsh*t! BULLSH*T!!
But I guess I'm just going to have to earn my spot again... even though none of them did. Pisses me right the f*ck off, too. I've been in this company for nearly 4 years now... but wait... isn't the fourth anniversary of Collision this month? Oh, it was last week? That must mean... I've been here since the beginning! I've been here longer than Rob Diamond, I've been here longer than Steve Awesome, and I've sure as hell been here longer than Alex Jones and Andrew Jacobsen! And yet, even now, they don't think I'm worthy enough to be in the main event, challenging for the World Championship. Shows how much I mean to this company... adding insult to injury is what it is. I have hardships in life all the time, and how do they award me? Opening up Trauma against some guy nobody have ever heard of and a lunatic, while Collision was headlined by... oh wait, the two AJs, Rob Dickhead and Steve AIDsome. Just... f*cking... great...
Really shows that I mean so little to this company... I could retire tomorrow and people wouldn't care. Would they? People miss Lance Ryan. People miss Jack Manson. People miss Dave Holland. And if I left, nobody would care. And that really grinds my gears. I thought after all this time, I would mean more to this company, but I guess not. What did Curtis do to become World Champion? He didn't have a long tenure. He didn't have a big number one contenders match. He didn't even beg or plead or nothing... he just stole the title, and somehow, that made him the champion slash number one contender. How much crap is that?! I mean, come on! Just for that, Curtis, I am going to show you no mercy at Picture Perfect. I am going to cave your damn skull in! This injustice was never served, but this time, it will. But I guess I get to help out my friend DDK as well. So maybe having a two prong offense for this will be good. Helping out a friend, solving an injustice... sounds good to me. And maybe after I wipe the floor with Curtis, I will finally get the REAL shot I have always deserved...
The scene slowly opens up outside of what looks to be some sort of bar. Joe Everyman is standing outside of it, leaning against the wall, while music can be heard playing inside of the bar. After a few moments, Joe raises his arm and looks at his watch. He lowers it, and then finally, someone walks onto the scene. It is DDK, wearing a bright yellow and suit Zoot suit. Joe's jaw drops when he sees DDK.
Joe Everyman: You're wearing... that?
DDK: Hell yes, man!
Joe looks down at his hoodie and jeans, feeling under-dressed, but sane.
Joe Everyman: Well... ok. Let's hit this bitch!
DDK: Dude, don't call the bar a bitch.
Joe lowers his head as DDK starts walking into the bar, Joe in tow. The camera moves in behind them to relieve that the bar is a karaoke bar. The man on stage is singing a good rendition of Betterman by Pearl Jam. Joe and DDK walk down the main area and sit down at a table near the center of the room. Joe and DDK look over to a table of girls who are all giggling at them, more specifically, DDK's suit.
DDK: Look at those girls over there, I think they're checking us out!
Joe Everyman: Maybe just you.
DDK: Maybe you too!
Joe Everyman: Nah, I'm still married though.
DDK: Well...
Joe grabs onto DDK's suit along the top and pulls him towards him.
Joe Everyman: I'm still married! Maria may not be around, and she may be a cheating whore, but I'm still married to her!
DDK's eyes get huge and sees the fire in Joe's eyes.
DDK: Ok man, sorry.
Joe looks at DDK inquisitively.
Joe Everyman: Did you just say you were sorry? You've never apologized for anything ever!
DDK: I know! ...what the hell is wrong with me?! Bar wench, two Rum and Cokes!!
DDK holds up two fingers, frantically looking around for a waitress. After a few moments, a waitress comes over and places the two drinks on the table. She smiles down at Joe, looks oddly at DDK and then turns around... and DDK slaps her ass. DDK gets a huge grin on her face, the waitress sighs, and then walks away. DDK picks up his glass and takes a drink.
DDK: Ah... gotta love a rumin Coke.
Joe Everyman: I believe it's a Run AND Coke.
Curtis Kanyon: You shut your f*cking mouth! I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!
Joe Everyman: What?
DDK: I said it is, but I like the quicker name better.
Then, the announcer of the bar comes on. He is standing up at the front of the bar with a microphone in his hand.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, Janet and Bill, who are getting married this weekend!
The crowd applauds, except for DDK. The two then walk up to the stage hand in hand. Joe then sighs.
DDK: What's wrong, buddy?
Joe Everyman: Those two make me miss Maria.
DDK pats Joe on the back in support, but then he freezes when the song starts up...
Bill: Turn around...
Janet: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round...
Bill: Turn around...
DDK: What... the F*CK ARE THEY DOING?!
Joe Everyman: Singing a song?
DDK: That's my song... our song!
Joe Everyman: You wanted us to sing it tonight?
DDK: YES! That's why I brought you here!
Joe Everyman: Well, we can't very well stop them...
DDK: We can bang them!
Joe Everyman: What?
DDK: Bang them! Let's go!
DDK stands up, pulling Joe up with him. DDK then nods to Joe, who both then charge the stage. DDK and Joe drop their shoulders and BANG! the living crap out of Bill and Janet. The music stops as DDK gets up, adjusting his golden locks. Joe slowly stands up with a microphone in his hand. DDK rises and points towards the DJ. The song then starts again...
Joe Everyman: Turn around...
DDK: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming around.
Joe Everyman: Turn around...
DDK: Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears
Joe Everyman: Turn around...
DDK: Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by.
Joe Everyman: Turn around...
DDK: Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes.
Joe Everyman: Turn around, bright eyes...
DDK: Every now and then I fall apart
Joe Everyman: Turn around...
DDK: Every now and then I get a little bit restless and I dream of something wild.
Joe Everyman: Turn around...
DDK: Every now and then I get a little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms.
Joe Everyman: Turn around...
DDK: Every now and then I get a little bit angry and I know I have to get out and cry.
Joe Everyman: Turn around...
DDK: Every now and then I get a little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes
Joe Everyman: Turn around, bright eyes...
DDK: Every now and then I fall apart
Joe Everyman and DDK: And I need you now tonight! And I need you more than ever! And if you'll only hold me tight, we'll be holding on forever! And we'll only be making it right, cause we'll never be wrong together, we can take it to the end of the line! Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time! I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark! We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks! I really need you tonight! Forever's gonna start tonight! Forever's gonna start tonight...
DDK: Once upon a time I was falling in love
Joe Everyman: But now I'm only falling apart
Joe Everyman and DDK: There's nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.
DDK: Once upon a time there was light in my life...
Joe Everyman: But now there's only love in the dark...
Joe Everyman and DDK: Nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the heart
DDK: Turn around, bright eyes.
Joe Everyman: Every now and then I know you'll never be the boy you always wanted to be.
DDK: Turn around...
Joe Everyman: Every now and then I know you'll always be the only boy who wanted me the way that I am.
DDK: Turn around...
Joe Everyman: Every now and then I know there's no one in the universe as magical and wondrous as you.
DDK: Turn around...
Joe Everyman: Every now and then I know there's nothing any better and there's nothing I just wouldn't do.
DDK: Turn around, bright eyes...
Joe Everyman: Every now and then I fall apart.
Joe Everyman and DDK: And I need you now tonight! And I need you more than ever! And if you'll only hold me tight, we'll be holding on forever! And we'll only be making it right, cause we'll never be wrong together! We can take it to the end of the line, your love is like a shadow on me all of the time! I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark! We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks! I really need you tonight! Forever's gonna start tonight! Forever's gonna start tonight...
Joe Everyman: Once upon a time I was falling in love...
DDK: But now I'm only falling apart...
Joe Everyman and DDK: Nothing I can do... a total eclipse of the heart
Joe Everyman: Once upon there was light in my life...
DDK: But now there's only love in the dark...
Joe Everyman and DDK: Nothing I can say... a total eclipse of the heart...
The song fades out... and the crowd erupts into cheers! People are standing, applauding, throwing money and panties onto the stage. Joe and DDK then bow towards the crowd. They then take a step off of the stage and walk back to their table, where the whole bar is still cheering. Joe and DDK then stop dead in their tracks.
Joe Everyman: Oh crap... what is he doing here?!
DDK: I don't know... hide!
DDK and Joe both duck behind their table to hide. Cowering in fear, the scene slowly fades to black...
But I guess I'm just going to have to earn my spot again... even though none of them did. Pisses me right the f*ck off, too. I've been in this company for nearly 4 years now... but wait... isn't the fourth anniversary of Collision this month? Oh, it was last week? That must mean... I've been here since the beginning! I've been here longer than Rob Diamond, I've been here longer than Steve Awesome, and I've sure as hell been here longer than Alex Jones and Andrew Jacobsen! And yet, even now, they don't think I'm worthy enough to be in the main event, challenging for the World Championship. Shows how much I mean to this company... adding insult to injury is what it is. I have hardships in life all the time, and how do they award me? Opening up Trauma against some guy nobody have ever heard of and a lunatic, while Collision was headlined by... oh wait, the two AJs, Rob Dickhead and Steve AIDsome. Just... f*cking... great...
Really shows that I mean so little to this company... I could retire tomorrow and people wouldn't care. Would they? People miss Lance Ryan. People miss Jack Manson. People miss Dave Holland. And if I left, nobody would care. And that really grinds my gears. I thought after all this time, I would mean more to this company, but I guess not. What did Curtis do to become World Champion? He didn't have a long tenure. He didn't have a big number one contenders match. He didn't even beg or plead or nothing... he just stole the title, and somehow, that made him the champion slash number one contender. How much crap is that?! I mean, come on! Just for that, Curtis, I am going to show you no mercy at Picture Perfect. I am going to cave your damn skull in! This injustice was never served, but this time, it will. But I guess I get to help out my friend DDK as well. So maybe having a two prong offense for this will be good. Helping out a friend, solving an injustice... sounds good to me. And maybe after I wipe the floor with Curtis, I will finally get the REAL shot I have always deserved...
The scene slowly opens up outside of what looks to be some sort of bar. Joe Everyman is standing outside of it, leaning against the wall, while music can be heard playing inside of the bar. After a few moments, Joe raises his arm and looks at his watch. He lowers it, and then finally, someone walks onto the scene. It is DDK, wearing a bright yellow and suit Zoot suit. Joe's jaw drops when he sees DDK.
Joe Everyman: You're wearing... that?
DDK: Hell yes, man!
Joe looks down at his hoodie and jeans, feeling under-dressed, but sane.
Joe Everyman: Well... ok. Let's hit this bitch!
DDK: Dude, don't call the bar a bitch.
Joe lowers his head as DDK starts walking into the bar, Joe in tow. The camera moves in behind them to relieve that the bar is a karaoke bar. The man on stage is singing a good rendition of Betterman by Pearl Jam. Joe and DDK walk down the main area and sit down at a table near the center of the room. Joe and DDK look over to a table of girls who are all giggling at them, more specifically, DDK's suit.
DDK: Look at those girls over there, I think they're checking us out!
Joe Everyman: Maybe just you.
DDK: Maybe you too!
Joe Everyman: Nah, I'm still married though.
DDK: Well...
Joe grabs onto DDK's suit along the top and pulls him towards him.
Joe Everyman: I'm still married! Maria may not be around, and she may be a cheating whore, but I'm still married to her!
DDK's eyes get huge and sees the fire in Joe's eyes.
DDK: Ok man, sorry.
Joe looks at DDK inquisitively.
Joe Everyman: Did you just say you were sorry? You've never apologized for anything ever!
DDK: I know! ...what the hell is wrong with me?! Bar wench, two Rum and Cokes!!
DDK holds up two fingers, frantically looking around for a waitress. After a few moments, a waitress comes over and places the two drinks on the table. She smiles down at Joe, looks oddly at DDK and then turns around... and DDK slaps her ass. DDK gets a huge grin on her face, the waitress sighs, and then walks away. DDK picks up his glass and takes a drink.
DDK: Ah... gotta love a rumin Coke.
Joe Everyman: I believe it's a Run AND Coke.
Curtis Kanyon: You shut your f*cking mouth! I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!
Joe Everyman: What?
DDK: I said it is, but I like the quicker name better.
Then, the announcer of the bar comes on. He is standing up at the front of the bar with a microphone in his hand.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, Janet and Bill, who are getting married this weekend!
The crowd applauds, except for DDK. The two then walk up to the stage hand in hand. Joe then sighs.
DDK: What's wrong, buddy?
Joe Everyman: Those two make me miss Maria.
DDK pats Joe on the back in support, but then he freezes when the song starts up...
Bill: Turn around...
Janet: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round...
Bill: Turn around...
DDK: What... the F*CK ARE THEY DOING?!
Joe Everyman: Singing a song?
DDK: That's my song... our song!
Joe Everyman: You wanted us to sing it tonight?
DDK: YES! That's why I brought you here!
Joe Everyman: Well, we can't very well stop them...
DDK: We can bang them!
Joe Everyman: What?
DDK: Bang them! Let's go!
DDK stands up, pulling Joe up with him. DDK then nods to Joe, who both then charge the stage. DDK and Joe drop their shoulders and BANG! the living crap out of Bill and Janet. The music stops as DDK gets up, adjusting his golden locks. Joe slowly stands up with a microphone in his hand. DDK rises and points towards the DJ. The song then starts again...
Joe Everyman: Turn around...
DDK: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming around.
Joe Everyman: Turn around...
DDK: Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears
Joe Everyman: Turn around...
DDK: Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by.
Joe Everyman: Turn around...
DDK: Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes.
Joe Everyman: Turn around, bright eyes...
DDK: Every now and then I fall apart
Joe Everyman: Turn around...
DDK: Every now and then I get a little bit restless and I dream of something wild.
Joe Everyman: Turn around...
DDK: Every now and then I get a little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms.
Joe Everyman: Turn around...
DDK: Every now and then I get a little bit angry and I know I have to get out and cry.
Joe Everyman: Turn around...
DDK: Every now and then I get a little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes
Joe Everyman: Turn around, bright eyes...
DDK: Every now and then I fall apart
Joe Everyman and DDK: And I need you now tonight! And I need you more than ever! And if you'll only hold me tight, we'll be holding on forever! And we'll only be making it right, cause we'll never be wrong together, we can take it to the end of the line! Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time! I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark! We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks! I really need you tonight! Forever's gonna start tonight! Forever's gonna start tonight...
DDK: Once upon a time I was falling in love
Joe Everyman: But now I'm only falling apart
Joe Everyman and DDK: There's nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.
DDK: Once upon a time there was light in my life...
Joe Everyman: But now there's only love in the dark...
Joe Everyman and DDK: Nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the heart
DDK: Turn around, bright eyes.
Joe Everyman: Every now and then I know you'll never be the boy you always wanted to be.
DDK: Turn around...
Joe Everyman: Every now and then I know you'll always be the only boy who wanted me the way that I am.
DDK: Turn around...
Joe Everyman: Every now and then I know there's no one in the universe as magical and wondrous as you.
DDK: Turn around...
Joe Everyman: Every now and then I know there's nothing any better and there's nothing I just wouldn't do.
DDK: Turn around, bright eyes...
Joe Everyman: Every now and then I fall apart.
Joe Everyman and DDK: And I need you now tonight! And I need you more than ever! And if you'll only hold me tight, we'll be holding on forever! And we'll only be making it right, cause we'll never be wrong together! We can take it to the end of the line, your love is like a shadow on me all of the time! I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark! We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks! I really need you tonight! Forever's gonna start tonight! Forever's gonna start tonight...
Joe Everyman: Once upon a time I was falling in love...
DDK: But now I'm only falling apart...
Joe Everyman and DDK: Nothing I can do... a total eclipse of the heart
Joe Everyman: Once upon there was light in my life...
DDK: But now there's only love in the dark...
Joe Everyman and DDK: Nothing I can say... a total eclipse of the heart...
The song fades out... and the crowd erupts into cheers! People are standing, applauding, throwing money and panties onto the stage. Joe and DDK then bow towards the crowd. They then take a step off of the stage and walk back to their table, where the whole bar is still cheering. Joe and DDK then stop dead in their tracks.
Joe Everyman: Oh crap... what is he doing here?!
DDK: I don't know... hide!
DDK and Joe both duck behind their table to hide. Cowering in fear, the scene slowly fades to black...