Post by Mike Laszlo on Aug 14, 2011 22:55:56 GMT -6
It’s been a long damn time. Some might even say it’s been too long.
It’s been about a year and four months.
A year and four months? Think about that. How long that is.
One year and four months…
Sixteen months…
Sixty-six weeks…
Four hundred sixty-three days…
Eleven thousand one hundred and twelve hours…
Six hundred sixty-six thousand seven hundred and twenty minutes…
Thirty one million six hundred seventy-seven thousand and sixty seconds…
Okay, enough with the math. It’s been that long since I’ve done anything remotely close to stepping into a wrestling ring. The last time I did so, was for the Kamikaze Fight Club.
It was April 4th, 2010. The event was a Pay Per View known as “Square One”. My opponent went by the name Dan Gleebitz. This man was a stout, fierce competitor, but in the end I soundly defeated him.
The question to be asked is, what have I been doing since April 4th, 2010? Have I stayed in shape, or have I slouched? Am I still simply put, without a doubt, the best? Or have I lost a step or two? Can I still live up to the monikers that have befallen me in the past?
The above mentioned, “Best PERIOD!”
The “King of Controversy”.
The “King of Persuasion”.
All were fitting back in the day. Look up Mike Laszlo on Wikipedia these days and you’ll see the list of accomplishments. You’ll see the many promotions I’ve been in. You’ll see the win-loss record. You’ll see what I was back then, and you’ll wonder to yourself, is this the same man? Is the man before me the man who did all those things in the past? Has he truly killed people in the ring? Is he still that dangerous? Those questions and more are swarming through your head as we speak. Well, before you overwhelm your tiny little minds, let me answer some of those questions for you.
YES! I am that man.
I am the man who put people through tables, shot men in the testicles with frozen paintballs, jumped off ladders, and YES I am the man who has killed two people in this ring. However, their deaths were of their own accord as was proven by slow motion video.
I will always be THAT dangerous. I could be eighty years old, sitting in a damn wheelchair, and I would still be that dangerous. I would beat you to death with a cane and be found innocent of mental defect, though I’d know what was going on the entire time, and as I would be wheeled out, I’d look over at your family and smile maniacally because that’s who I am.
I digress. So don’t think because it’s been a year and four months since I last competed that I’m any less talented, malicious, or maniacal, because I’m telling you now, you’ll be in for a rude awakening.
It’s been about a year and four months.
A year and four months? Think about that. How long that is.
One year and four months…
Sixteen months…
Sixty-six weeks…
Four hundred sixty-three days…
Eleven thousand one hundred and twelve hours…
Six hundred sixty-six thousand seven hundred and twenty minutes…
Thirty one million six hundred seventy-seven thousand and sixty seconds…
Okay, enough with the math. It’s been that long since I’ve done anything remotely close to stepping into a wrestling ring. The last time I did so, was for the Kamikaze Fight Club.
It was April 4th, 2010. The event was a Pay Per View known as “Square One”. My opponent went by the name Dan Gleebitz. This man was a stout, fierce competitor, but in the end I soundly defeated him.
The question to be asked is, what have I been doing since April 4th, 2010? Have I stayed in shape, or have I slouched? Am I still simply put, without a doubt, the best? Or have I lost a step or two? Can I still live up to the monikers that have befallen me in the past?
The above mentioned, “Best PERIOD!”
The “King of Controversy”.
The “King of Persuasion”.
All were fitting back in the day. Look up Mike Laszlo on Wikipedia these days and you’ll see the list of accomplishments. You’ll see the many promotions I’ve been in. You’ll see the win-loss record. You’ll see what I was back then, and you’ll wonder to yourself, is this the same man? Is the man before me the man who did all those things in the past? Has he truly killed people in the ring? Is he still that dangerous? Those questions and more are swarming through your head as we speak. Well, before you overwhelm your tiny little minds, let me answer some of those questions for you.
YES! I am that man.
I am the man who put people through tables, shot men in the testicles with frozen paintballs, jumped off ladders, and YES I am the man who has killed two people in this ring. However, their deaths were of their own accord as was proven by slow motion video.
I will always be THAT dangerous. I could be eighty years old, sitting in a damn wheelchair, and I would still be that dangerous. I would beat you to death with a cane and be found innocent of mental defect, though I’d know what was going on the entire time, and as I would be wheeled out, I’d look over at your family and smile maniacally because that’s who I am.
I digress. So don’t think because it’s been a year and four months since I last competed that I’m any less talented, malicious, or maniacal, because I’m telling you now, you’ll be in for a rude awakening.