Post by Shelly Taylor-Jones on Aug 27, 2011 4:51:19 GMT -6
“Wow...”
“Long speech...”
“Almost fell asleep listening to it.”
“In fact I wonder how you have the energy to wrestle when you spend
so much talking...”
“I mean I can talk.”
“In fact my husband would say way too much...”
“He says I should sometimes keep my mouth shut...”
“Because it gets me into trouble...”
“But I can’t help myself...”
“But you Crystal....”
“You make me look like a mute...”
“But hey women will be women right...”
“Long speech...”
“Almost fell asleep listening to it.”
“In fact I wonder how you have the energy to wrestle when you spend
so much talking...”
“I mean I can talk.”
“In fact my husband would say way too much...”
“He says I should sometimes keep my mouth shut...”
“Because it gets me into trouble...”
“But I can’t help myself...”
“But you Crystal....”
“You make me look like a mute...”
“But hey women will be women right...”
“You won’t “let” it happen?...”
I slowly smile, my eyes stare straight out as I giggle under my breathe.
“Well, it seems we have a difference of opinion. See while you believe that you have some kind of cosmic control over this match I know that it could go either way. The question I posed to you was a simple one but at the same time I expected a simple answer given that the nature of it was meant in jest. I was pointing out that you Have no idea who you are. A few weeks ago we met the cocky bitch who was riding Zelda’s coat tails. Then we met a respectful lady talking me up like I was her equal. The we saw a psychotic bitch, then the respectful lady again. Now we see the arrogant woman with a sob story. Aww boo hoo your father stalked you, your father found you and now wants to be your daddy and lil Crystals dream of being daddies little girl gets to come true....”
“One thing. Does daddy know that his little girl is a foul mouthed, sex crazed little skank?. Does he know the kind of woman you are?. Of course not. He believes you’re a sweetheart and has given you words of encouragement. Tell me, what the hell does your border jumping father know about the wrestling business?. Oh its ok Crystal I saw the tag match, you didn’t let anyone down it was all the other girls fault. Nice to see dear old daddy likes to fill his little girl with bull****. He knows nothing about this business because if he did he’d know that I was there working my ass off and I turn around to find you FLAT ON YOUR BACK......”
“Not the first time is it Crystal?. I’m sure later that night Steve had you with your knee caps facing upwards. But back to my original points. Your father knows nothing about this business. And he clearly knows nothing about being a father. I tell you what. Tell Pedro that you don’t need his help about wrestling. If you need to know about mowing lawns he’ll be the first one we all go to for tips.....”
I raise an eyebrow and smirk.
“So again I ask who are you?. Because to be honest I still don’t think you know. You say you’re a girl who follows your heart and then you ask me to think about when you beat me. Well Crystal I have and while I will always give you props for beating me this is a different time, a different place and a different situation. So sure bring up that you beat me, I’ll applaud and give you props. But for you to go into this huge back story about how pissed you were about people calling me the “next Zelda”. Well let me let you in on a little secret. It pissed me off too...”
“I’ve said all along I never wanted to BE Zelda, I wanted to BEAT her and prove that I am BETTER. I never wanted a parallel to be drawn between us. I wanted it to be known that Zelda Knite was the best...because I didn’t have a contract. I wanted them to know that Zelda was champion, BECAUSE I ALLOWED IT. You can call me arrogant, you can call me cocky, you can even mention that you beat me for the seven hundredth time, or discredit my husband and my win over you and your over-rated boyfriend. But none of that will stop me from beating the living hell out of you and becoming number one contender...”
“I was destroying you Crystal and I want you to listen very carefully because this part. This part is important. You beat me because I was arrogant and enjoyed beating you up. I kept going even though I had you beat even though I had embarrassed you because of my own ego. I learn from my mistakes and that was a HUGE mistake...”
“I let you back in...”
“I beat myself. And then to add insult to injury, after I failed, after I got beat by you because of my own stupidity and arrogance you stamped LOSER on my forehead. LOSER. I am not a loser Crystal. I’m one of the best female athletes in NCW. I have one loss that is one on one. I am a future champion. But for you to say that I was getting a taste of the entity EMF was?. HA people call me deluded. You think EMF was an entity?. EMF was a world champion dragging around an arrogant Steve Awesome groupie. And now instead of being in that little team you’re just a lost little girl following around her world champion boyfriend while her daddy gives her tips on trust.....nothing like an absentee father to teach you valuable life lessons eh Crissy?"
“But the whole trust thing is a good lesson. But why do I sit here and listen to you complain about me throwing you out of the ring in the riot?. You thought we were little buddies Crystal?. Because I respected you?. You wanted me to help you eliminate everyone else then jump out of the ring for you?. Is that what you wanted?. Is that what you would have done for Zelda?. Is that what you wanted?. For you to be the dominant one and for me to be your little bitch?. You wanted me to be you while you became Zelda?....sorry Crissy but I have more respect for myself than that...”
“But you ask me why am I so great. It’s not my heritage and lineage Crystal. It’s because I get in that ring and I beat down people like you. People who are so arrogant as to believe you’re so much better than me. You sit there on your high horse and preach to me like you know something. I have a lifetime of experience to call on for advice. I’m the best trained, the toughest and the most well prepared woman in this company. I’m not the best because of my DNA or the blood in my veins, I’m the best because I was born to do this...”
“I was born to step into that ring and compete. I was born to be a champion. I’m a mother and I have a family, but this is what I was meant to do. I don’t feel right unless I’m competing in the ring and before you go off about how it’s your destiny and all this crap think about this. When I first came into NCW I had nobodies telling me I didn’t belong here because I was just Alex’s wife. Or Rob’s sister. So I retorted that it was because of that that I belonged here. I had people telling me that my lack of experience would be my downfall. I told them that I had a lifetime of experience training with my family...”
I laugh...
“I had former world champions telling me I was a no one and I couldn’t win. I beat them all. I beat everyone except for you. You are the one person to pin my shoulders to the mat. Every other woman I faced fell to me. Former world champions, women who have beaten your precious best friend. They all fell to me. And then the talking stopped. Suddenly they all started believing that I was the real deal. Suddenly they all jumped on the Shelly bandwagon. Kelly Knite sung my praises just like she has this week. But you, you come up with neat little arguments that counter mine but one thing you’re forgetting is that while you got the pin in our last match I beat the hell out of you by your own admission.....”
“You got in the ring with me in a tag match, a tag match that was essentially two one on one matches because the men couldn’t touch us. And I beat you. I pinned you. You can use all the excuses you want, it was a tag match, you weren’t feeling right because you were on your period. All the excuses you want to use but in the end the score between us is one all. And this match our rubber match the stakes have been raised...”
“The winner gets a shot at the NCW Starlets champion. Whether that is the man-beast Emma Danielson a woman who made the same arguments as you about my family and failed. Or Aly Gardner. A woman who was so unprofessional she didn’t even turn up for a tag team title match yet gets forgiven and welcomed back with a shot at the Starlets title. So who will it be Crystal?. Myself, a woman who has beaten every former champion in the company today, who has honor and respect for the title who has been shot up the women’s rankings?. Or will it be Crystal Hilton?. A woman who murders the English language, puts soppy little stories in her promo’s about either her lamewad boyfriend or absentee father and who was nothing more than Zelda Knite’s assistant?.”
I shake my head and fold my arms.
“And in case you don’t get what I’m saying about the English language. Well let’s have a listen to what you’ve had to say about a “movie script”.....”
I pull out a transcript of Crystal’s promo and start reading...
“And I quote...”
Sup Cole miners?
“Oh yeah you might want to keep reading that script you WAS reading… Because it clearly is in there…After all I own a movie company so I already know WHO that movie is set to play”
I raise an eyebrow as I put the paper away.
“Really?.....Really Crystal?. You own a movie company and can’t even get a hold of the English language while talking?. I think what you meant to say was “Oh yeah you might want to keep reading that script you WERE reading...Because it clearly is in there....After all I own a movie company, so I already know HOW that movie is set to play”.....I guess whatever script you received for your promo had a few typos eh Crissy?”
“We can keep going back and forth with little verbal jabs that’s fine. You can even keep saying things like “you won’t let me win.”. But in the end I will get in that ring, I will throw you around like a rag doll and I will beat you down like you’re Pam Anderson and I’m Tommy freakin Lee. And after the match if the respectful Crystal turns up and shakes my hand I’ll do the right thing, but if you decide to be a disrespectful little skank...I’ll end you....”
“Good luck Crystal..you’re gonna need it...”
I slowly smile, my eyes stare straight out as I giggle under my breathe.
“Well, it seems we have a difference of opinion. See while you believe that you have some kind of cosmic control over this match I know that it could go either way. The question I posed to you was a simple one but at the same time I expected a simple answer given that the nature of it was meant in jest. I was pointing out that you Have no idea who you are. A few weeks ago we met the cocky bitch who was riding Zelda’s coat tails. Then we met a respectful lady talking me up like I was her equal. The we saw a psychotic bitch, then the respectful lady again. Now we see the arrogant woman with a sob story. Aww boo hoo your father stalked you, your father found you and now wants to be your daddy and lil Crystals dream of being daddies little girl gets to come true....”
“One thing. Does daddy know that his little girl is a foul mouthed, sex crazed little skank?. Does he know the kind of woman you are?. Of course not. He believes you’re a sweetheart and has given you words of encouragement. Tell me, what the hell does your border jumping father know about the wrestling business?. Oh its ok Crystal I saw the tag match, you didn’t let anyone down it was all the other girls fault. Nice to see dear old daddy likes to fill his little girl with bull****. He knows nothing about this business because if he did he’d know that I was there working my ass off and I turn around to find you FLAT ON YOUR BACK......”
“Not the first time is it Crystal?. I’m sure later that night Steve had you with your knee caps facing upwards. But back to my original points. Your father knows nothing about this business. And he clearly knows nothing about being a father. I tell you what. Tell Pedro that you don’t need his help about wrestling. If you need to know about mowing lawns he’ll be the first one we all go to for tips.....”
I raise an eyebrow and smirk.
“So again I ask who are you?. Because to be honest I still don’t think you know. You say you’re a girl who follows your heart and then you ask me to think about when you beat me. Well Crystal I have and while I will always give you props for beating me this is a different time, a different place and a different situation. So sure bring up that you beat me, I’ll applaud and give you props. But for you to go into this huge back story about how pissed you were about people calling me the “next Zelda”. Well let me let you in on a little secret. It pissed me off too...”
“I’ve said all along I never wanted to BE Zelda, I wanted to BEAT her and prove that I am BETTER. I never wanted a parallel to be drawn between us. I wanted it to be known that Zelda Knite was the best...because I didn’t have a contract. I wanted them to know that Zelda was champion, BECAUSE I ALLOWED IT. You can call me arrogant, you can call me cocky, you can even mention that you beat me for the seven hundredth time, or discredit my husband and my win over you and your over-rated boyfriend. But none of that will stop me from beating the living hell out of you and becoming number one contender...”
“I was destroying you Crystal and I want you to listen very carefully because this part. This part is important. You beat me because I was arrogant and enjoyed beating you up. I kept going even though I had you beat even though I had embarrassed you because of my own ego. I learn from my mistakes and that was a HUGE mistake...”
“I let you back in...”
“I beat myself. And then to add insult to injury, after I failed, after I got beat by you because of my own stupidity and arrogance you stamped LOSER on my forehead. LOSER. I am not a loser Crystal. I’m one of the best female athletes in NCW. I have one loss that is one on one. I am a future champion. But for you to say that I was getting a taste of the entity EMF was?. HA people call me deluded. You think EMF was an entity?. EMF was a world champion dragging around an arrogant Steve Awesome groupie. And now instead of being in that little team you’re just a lost little girl following around her world champion boyfriend while her daddy gives her tips on trust.....nothing like an absentee father to teach you valuable life lessons eh Crissy?"
“But the whole trust thing is a good lesson. But why do I sit here and listen to you complain about me throwing you out of the ring in the riot?. You thought we were little buddies Crystal?. Because I respected you?. You wanted me to help you eliminate everyone else then jump out of the ring for you?. Is that what you wanted?. Is that what you would have done for Zelda?. Is that what you wanted?. For you to be the dominant one and for me to be your little bitch?. You wanted me to be you while you became Zelda?....sorry Crissy but I have more respect for myself than that...”
“But you ask me why am I so great. It’s not my heritage and lineage Crystal. It’s because I get in that ring and I beat down people like you. People who are so arrogant as to believe you’re so much better than me. You sit there on your high horse and preach to me like you know something. I have a lifetime of experience to call on for advice. I’m the best trained, the toughest and the most well prepared woman in this company. I’m not the best because of my DNA or the blood in my veins, I’m the best because I was born to do this...”
“I was born to step into that ring and compete. I was born to be a champion. I’m a mother and I have a family, but this is what I was meant to do. I don’t feel right unless I’m competing in the ring and before you go off about how it’s your destiny and all this crap think about this. When I first came into NCW I had nobodies telling me I didn’t belong here because I was just Alex’s wife. Or Rob’s sister. So I retorted that it was because of that that I belonged here. I had people telling me that my lack of experience would be my downfall. I told them that I had a lifetime of experience training with my family...”
I laugh...
“I had former world champions telling me I was a no one and I couldn’t win. I beat them all. I beat everyone except for you. You are the one person to pin my shoulders to the mat. Every other woman I faced fell to me. Former world champions, women who have beaten your precious best friend. They all fell to me. And then the talking stopped. Suddenly they all started believing that I was the real deal. Suddenly they all jumped on the Shelly bandwagon. Kelly Knite sung my praises just like she has this week. But you, you come up with neat little arguments that counter mine but one thing you’re forgetting is that while you got the pin in our last match I beat the hell out of you by your own admission.....”
“You got in the ring with me in a tag match, a tag match that was essentially two one on one matches because the men couldn’t touch us. And I beat you. I pinned you. You can use all the excuses you want, it was a tag match, you weren’t feeling right because you were on your period. All the excuses you want to use but in the end the score between us is one all. And this match our rubber match the stakes have been raised...”
“The winner gets a shot at the NCW Starlets champion. Whether that is the man-beast Emma Danielson a woman who made the same arguments as you about my family and failed. Or Aly Gardner. A woman who was so unprofessional she didn’t even turn up for a tag team title match yet gets forgiven and welcomed back with a shot at the Starlets title. So who will it be Crystal?. Myself, a woman who has beaten every former champion in the company today, who has honor and respect for the title who has been shot up the women’s rankings?. Or will it be Crystal Hilton?. A woman who murders the English language, puts soppy little stories in her promo’s about either her lamewad boyfriend or absentee father and who was nothing more than Zelda Knite’s assistant?.”
I shake my head and fold my arms.
“And in case you don’t get what I’m saying about the English language. Well let’s have a listen to what you’ve had to say about a “movie script”.....”
I pull out a transcript of Crystal’s promo and start reading...
“And I quote...”
Sup Cole miners?
“Oh yeah you might want to keep reading that script you WAS reading… Because it clearly is in there…After all I own a movie company so I already know WHO that movie is set to play”
I raise an eyebrow as I put the paper away.
“Really?.....Really Crystal?. You own a movie company and can’t even get a hold of the English language while talking?. I think what you meant to say was “Oh yeah you might want to keep reading that script you WERE reading...Because it clearly is in there....After all I own a movie company, so I already know HOW that movie is set to play”.....I guess whatever script you received for your promo had a few typos eh Crissy?”
“We can keep going back and forth with little verbal jabs that’s fine. You can even keep saying things like “you won’t let me win.”. But in the end I will get in that ring, I will throw you around like a rag doll and I will beat you down like you’re Pam Anderson and I’m Tommy freakin Lee. And after the match if the respectful Crystal turns up and shakes my hand I’ll do the right thing, but if you decide to be a disrespectful little skank...I’ll end you....”
“Good luck Crystal..you’re gonna need it...”