Post by Mercedes on Aug 27, 2011 21:56:37 GMT -6
First Off let me state, I did not perish in the great earthquake that struck the east coast just a few days ago, that was, I know some of you, wish it would of happened, or that I was futured endeavored a few weeks ago, but sadly for everyone in New Champion**** Wrestling, Mercedes Lewis is now here, and I want some championship gold around my waist.
Now people would assume, I would have some beef with Alysson Gardner, considering twice she has screwed me out of championship gold, and that Ethereal Rave is completely done with, but sadly once again for nCw, that is not the cause, sure Alysson is a idiot who should of put her friendship and her quest for legitmazing the Starlet Tag Team Titles, ahead of her own needs, but then I looked at it, She was just being there for Spike, who despite him calling me a slut once, Spike Kane actually has some ties to my family, that just involves myself, Trent and Christian, my son, not his ,lame half brother, just so we know. who I'm talking about, Spike has been family who has been helping Trent with dealing with the injustice that was made when he didn't go into the Hall Of Fame...
Gay Alert.
Kelly Fox, who doesn't deserve the last name Knite, will make some stupid joke about it, like joking about something someone you claim is your friend is very serious about is not cool, not cool at all Kelly, then again, when have you done a damn thing ever considered cool, All you are is a wannabe, who makes the Spice Girls seems pretty real.
This week, I get Roxxxie, the old aging Pornstar turned former Starlet Champion, turned into a angry 30 year old Twitter user, who wants to bitch about the fact she can't win a match what so ever, and wonder why her once rapidily raising fanbase is dying at a pace faster then the US Govenment goes deeper into debt. Amy what the hell actually happened to you, one minute you were a fast growing Starlet, who grew on the nCw fans, got into title contention, managed to win the title, over another Starlet who was making a name for herself, and then bam, both the Newborn Sisters, minus Alexis, who hasn't even reached the point you two were at, pretty much drop off the radar.
What happened, did better and greater talents roll into nCw, much like myself, Alysson Gardner, and as much as I hate to admit it, Mercedes Vargas came in, worked harder, showed more talent, more ability, and more cunning then you processed. Are you seriously telling me, that you're just going to sit there and take it, what happened to the chick who used to not take **** from anyone, even myself, who told me, that if I even took a breathe in the same arena, or took a piss in a public bathroom that she was in, she would destroy me, what happened to that girl, Has your relationship with my husband best friend made you that soft, i
Now, I'm just going on the record and saying, I hate you, I infact loathe because you think you are some kind of gift, just because you shown that you can handle six guys at one time, and run your own company, and you expect everyone to just fall over and listen to your sob story of how you were once a pornstar, taking it in the butt and having a teenager blowing his wad all over you, but you changed your ways, deciding to go the more respectable route and moving behind the camera, as opposed to spend hours upon end, shooting scenes and getting lubed up for a living.so good for you, then you move in on my land and try to steal my fans away from me, You even broke the cardinal rule of messing with another woman husband, and tried to act as if I was wrong to attack you for doing so, trying to tell me that, I should of minded my own business, Trent is my husband, regardless if there is a piece of paper or not stating it, He was mine, he still is mine, sure you wanted to feel what it's like to be out of this world, and in the process stepped all over my toes...I made my point to you, Touch Trent, and I will hurt you, sure you made that idle threat, after all was said and done to try to gain so face back, but truth be told, I made my point, I got my vengeance, it wasn't to end you, it wasn't to make your life hell, it was just getting you the hell away from Trent, and while I admit, Ander deserves alot better then you, for the most part you make him happy, so I won't say much, no matter how deep mine and Carvetti ties are, that go back all the way to 2003, when you were just becoming a over-aged pornstar, who's flab you could see jumping when she decided to get ontop of the male talent.
With that being said Amy, what the hell happened to you, It's like me attacking you gave you a drive, I beat you down, yet somehow you managed to beat your sister for the Starlet Championship, then it all went down here from there, what indeed happened?
Was it rejection? The fact that a man or all-powerful holder of the Power Cosmic told you no, that his friendship to his friend was more important then busting a nut at your expense? Was it because once I attacked you, and the message got thru, I had no other reason to deal with you, or just the fact, you kept getting stuck going into battle against the Dark Void of nothingness that is your sister?
You have nothing in the past few months, so maybe this is why, I'm shortchanging the promo, considering while you were champion, I was simply nothing but a untalented waste of a roster space who would lose each and every match she was in, and was overpast by many people such as Conway and Vargas, and now James and Rayne, the difference between the time we attacked each other was....I went on to win matches, and moved to the top of the division, I flat out called Zelda Knite out on being selfish and figuring she was bigger then the entire division, while others she was making fun of, were jumping at the heels to try and get her back, I stood up for people like you against Zelda, and Kelly and her pissed off rant, I took it to Kelly and beat her for you....okay, that a lie, I did it for myself, but who really is counting?
Amy, you're going to end me, seriously, are we really resorting to the whole, I'm going to destroy people careers just for no reason now, that's a very risky game to play, because what happens if someone like Alysson decides one day, she is tired of smelling the rustic smell that resides between your legs, and decides to kick you directly in the face, and proceeds to curb stomp your face into the steel flooring of a arena, until all that is left, is your blood and a pile of syphillis waiting to be clean up on the stage, or maybe Rayne will go on one of her drunken rages from being tired of dealing with her kids, and decides to crack a beer bottle off in your asshole, what then? Just refrain from these type of comments, and you can go back to being a bottom feeder in the Starlet Division, and the real talents like myself can shine thru...
You're Boring...
You're Generic...
I have Beef...
Let's Do This....
So Prepare To Die....
Obviciously!
The scene opens up, as outside of Mayhem Productions in Toronto, Canada, the camera scrolls around showing many types of things, such as a huge 50 foot status of Galactus in a long hallway, several videos of Trent Helms playing, however they all seemed to be blurred out, as nCw may not want people to remember Trent Helms, like if he was some type of guy who killed his family or something, the camera moves into a room, where Mercedes is seen, wearing a black leather skirt, and a Reggie Bush Miami Dolphins jersey is which is tied up, revealing her midsection, her feet rest on the desk, as she is seen watching True Blood, she closes her eyes as the scene shows the 1000 Year Old Vampire Eric Northman and Sookie Stackhouse doing the deed on television, as her hand begins to slide down her body, suddenly the camera man, scrolls in and ends up knocking down a collectable Thor Bobblehead that shatters, as Mercedes opens her eyes, eyeballing the cameraman, before getting angry and fires lighting bolts out of her eyes....
She looks at the camera....
What...Trent's not around, Someone has to take up his god-like powers, and who else better then me....
Now if this is about the whereabouts of Trent...I honestly have no idea where he is, outside of his few twitter remarks and his papertrail he is leaving on the company account, one day he is in Japan, the next, he is blowing 10 grand at a titty bar, and the next, bags of cocaine are being bought here, but still no sign of him what so ever....
So sorry, if I haven't cut a promo to nCw standards on a timeline, they would approve of...Do you know how hard it is running this production studio with Trent no where to be found? I got the team of Dark Knight Rises, yelling at me for some new special effects, while Jesse Eisenberg is calling me every five minutes, talking about the twenty flims Trent sign him up for....I just can't handle it....and it's all your Fault Leonard....
It's all your fault because you took a talent who took your promotion to new heights in the beginning of it's life, and when he returned, all he asked for, was what he was due, a Hall Of Fame Ring....something you felt he wasn't worthy of having.....can you tell me something? Why does Milo Holland have one?
Are Milo has done was hold a Tag Belt or two, and a fluke of a National Title Run, Trent on the other hand, has held the Tag Belts just as many times, won the X-Division Championship, beaten all your Hall Of Famers, and held the World Championship, and all you sit there and do is make fun of him, because he didn't want to go along with your program...
You're losing it Leonard, You're just losing too many big name talents a little too quick, Zelda is gone, Trent is gone, and never wanting to come back, Lance Ryan won't come out of Retirement for you...all you have left is Falcon and Steve Awesome...
Falcon is awesome, but Steve has been nothing but a disapointment to this company, who is going to lose this weekend to a guy who has spent most of the year wrestling on Trauma, and yet Trent isn't good enough despite spending nearly two years of his career making Steve Awesome look good, but we all seen how Steven has done when Trent Helms is nowhere around to push him to greatness...
Please Go and Die Leonard, give the company to Wes, atleast he seems to understand talent, he was the one who bought me back because he realized the type of talent I processed, espically with your little princess showing that she has been sitting at the announce booth a little too long, and was outclassed when she stepped into the ring....
I'm just tired of this game, I'm tired of spending twenty hours a day trying to run this company when I should just be at home relaxing, and doing the things I love, but no, you had to ruin my life, ruin my family life, and tomorrow, your fallen and failed project Amy Marshall finally gets hers, Ethereal Rave will be back together, and I will appear on the pay per view itself along side my best friend, as she will crush that Tranny named Emma Danielson,and retain her championship, She will take that manhood that Emma is hiding and crush it between her bare hands, and then...the real fun begins....
We set out sights on our Tag Team Titles, the title that if we won, then we wouldn't be dealing with BWA, because they would of been too scared to deal with the most dominate Tag Team in the history of the Starlet Division....
That's just who we are...
Amy....
You Suck...
The End....
Now if you will excuse me, I gotta go turn my attention back to True Blood...
Mercedes turns the chair around that she is sitting on, and presses play, suddenly the Phone rings, which scares her, causing her to tumble backwards out of the chair....She slowly crawls up and answer the phone....It's Midnight, we're closed for business....
Suddenly Mercedes face goes white.....
Trent? Where the hell are you?....Hold on...excuse me...
Mercedes suddenly reaches onto the desk and grabs a remote and clicks a buttom as she scene fades to Black....