Post by Alex Jones on Sept 19, 2011 6:02:41 GMT -6
“I have no idea how to feel right now.”
“What is this?...”
“I have no idea...”
“Is it some kind of trick?...”
“A reward for putting up with being ignored?...”
“Or is it a hidden message?..”
“Or am I expected to be used as fodder to boost others?...”
“Do you expect me to simply...fade away?...”
“Is that what this is?...”
“You want me to just die?....”
“Give up on my dreams?....”
“Shame on you.....”
“Curious...”
A smile through the darkness.
“For the last four weeks I’ve been given scraps, used as a side character in some random play involving other people. I’ve had to sit back and watch Ricky Johnson continue to scrape at the glass ceiling holding him down. I’ve watched men who don’t deserve to be champions walk around with a false SENSE of entitlement and accomplishment. It’s inZANE I tell you. Wouldn’t it be AWESOME if I could just leap in and end it?. I know that’s what you all want. I can feel it, see it.....hear it.”
My eyes open. They slowly look up as the blue goes deeper, a laugh escapes my lips as my mind wanders through what I want to say. And for once...the filter that stops me from saying something detrimental to my standing fails....oh well...I’ll take the fine..what was I going to do with a second Porsche?.
“Something is very wrong in NCW. For the last three and a half ****ing years I’ve busted my ass. I’ve faced hall of famers, world champions, won titles won huge matches won tournaments and through it all I’ve never lost focus on the world title. But you know what I’ve had?. Two shots where I got screwed. And when I bring it up all I get is the usual bull****. “Awww poor AJ, whining again, weren’t good enough to overcome the Knites as they screwed you over”. Well how about **** you Mr douche bag. Ricky Johnson hatches a freakin plan to win the title, fails and gets another piece of the pie?...really?....”
“I have to sit here while Leonard Fox and his dick sucking, ass licking group of ball fondling ass kissers rule this place with an iron fist. Oh Steve Awesome gets title shot number seventy two against Rob Diamond. It’ll be great television..SNORE......The poster boy, the franchise, the number one guy in this business right. Steve Awesome is a fake. Steve Awesome is a nobody who just happened to land a dream job as Leonard Fox’s fluffer.....”
“As I said before Steve must have the ****ing contra code for unlimited title shots tattooed on his five inch cock. You look at Stevie’s little title reign. His first one he beat Trent Helms, after Trent had been softened up and forced to defend the damn belt twice in one month before facing Steve. Then Steve got away with never giving Trent a rematch and then he beat Ace...yes let me pause it there....”
I scoff and take a sip of water for a moment.
“Steve beat Ace, another man who has been able to get his undeserving greasy little mits on the world title, that was one of Steve’s title challengers, Jake the Ace who should be the Queen Conway. Then Steve somehow gets past Angel, not sure what happened there. Maybe Angel had an off day. Cause lord knows looking back Steve isn’t fit to give Angel a fricken haircut let along DEFEND A WORLD TITLE AGAINST HIM. But hey that’s fine right because Steve was able to back that title defence up by beat-...oh wait...he lost the title aftet that...to Xavier Williams......”
“The same Xavier Williams that I’d snapped in half four months before that to take the X-Division title. Then the world title went on a downward spiral, Xavier, Jack Hammond, The Ace, it took Adam Knite to pull the belt out of that. But it was all started by Steve Awesome. And now, well now after Steve lost to Rob Diamond and somehow got a rematch....”
I mutter “****ing dick contra code again” before sighing deeply...
“..well now he’s what?. Defended the belt against Ricky Johnson, a guy who FAILED to win the National title against me. And now Steve is doing it all over again. This time in one of those winner takes all bull**** matches. There seems to be a trend here. It seems that after I embarrass someone and either stop them from winning a title or BEAT THEM FOR ONE Steve faces them or losses to them. Hmmm maybe we should just cut out the middle man and give me a world title shot.....”
“BAM, STOP THE PRESSES. ALEX JONES A ONE ON ONE TITLE SHOT DON’T BE STUPID. The match I had against Adam wasn’t one on one, it was me against Adam’s entire army of idiots. And then of course Adam literally and figuratively KICKED ME IN THE BALLS. Then his moronic, bitch faced, slime ball cum shovel of a sister, well half sister, comes in and screws me out of the title all so she can give it to her ex so her current boyfriend can beat him and get revenge for him bitch slapping her, which should have happened a long time ago. So in recap, Alex Jones getting a world title shot=bad, Alex Jones getting ****ed over and then handed other title shots to shut him up=good...just one problem...”
“I’m not going to shut up....”
I laugh out loud and shake my head.
“See it recently occurred to me that my way of keeping my mouth shut and waiting didn’t work. But when I stamped my feet and threw a tantrum I got a title shot. So that’s what I’m going to do. I’m going to talk non stop, over and over reminding the world of this bull****. I’ll do it in promo’s, live on national TV with a mic in segments that I have been authorised to, or during matches on commentary if they decide to try and silence me. I’ll use social media, facebook, twitter, MYSPACE if I have to. Not that anyone would see it on myspace.....”
“But the fact remains that my campaign starts now. As of this moment I’m waging war on Leonard Fox and Steve Awesome and the rest of NCW......”
“**** NCW”
Oh no....
“I’m sure alot of you are wondering why I’m so pissed off. I lost my title and then went on a four week tour of the undercard only to get put in a rematch for MY belt. I look around NCW and I see the crap that goes on here. Jimmy Zane being apart of the man event in a major pay per view is like Steven Segal playing the lead in a big screen adaptation of Hamlet. We have Steve Awesome being the world crappiest world champion and actually believing he’s the “face of the franchise”, we have Jimmy and Lex dancing around like what they do actually means something. Here’s the thing, the only reason you two dumbasses have those tag titles is because Jacobsen is too heavy for Rob Diamond’s injured back to carry....”
“Don’t get me wrong, Andrew Jacobsen shows alot of heart. You beat him down time and time again and he has the balls to come back and fight. But Andrew in a main event?. Same comment as Zane. But Jacobsen COULD change. He COULD get better. Jimmy Zane?. Nope.....”
“And these guys are ahead of me in this?. I’m sitting around being my wife’s sidekick while Johnson, Zane and Jacobsen end up as main event material and Awesome struts around with the world title that he’s slowly smearing with dog ****?. Hmmm maybe THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG HERE. But I know what you’re thinking. Sour grapes right?. If Steve Awesome turned around and defended the title against Adam Knite or Angel or anyone else who is an actual challenge I’d be find with it. I’d respect the guy for finding a challenge...but instead he’s ducking anyone who could BEAT HIM. And one of those people is me...”
“That’s right Steve I’m saying it. I can beat you Steve Awesome. I am better than you. I am better than you at everything to do with the world of professional wrestling, I’m even better at losing than you. Because atleast when I lose the other guy walks away feeling like they were in a war not a hello kitty underwear pillow fight....now with that being said.....I’ll move on to my match for the week...”
I sigh and calm myself down.
“I’m facing Roberto Verona and Christian Gardner for the NCW National title. Now Gardner, you just recently beat Adam Knite, good for you sir. You beat a legitimate former world champion and you also gave me props. I can respect that. You have earned a shot at the National title. And in the match itself I wish you luck but Chris...this is not the right time to be in any match with me....at all....”
“See I’ve been racking my brain trying to figure out why I’ve had to sit around wondering what my future holds and it hit me like a lightning strike, People aren’t scared of me anymore. I don’t impress people. No one sees me as a threat. No one respects me. This needs to change. You’ve all forgotten something I proved months ago. I went on a tear and destroyed everyone put in front of me. I took out Velez, Venom, the fake guns I did it all. But that has been forgotten and I’ve been swept under the rug and now that there were rumblings that I was dissatisfied with my treatment in NCW I conveniently get put in this National title match...”
“I guess they think I’m an idiot. I guess they believe that the bones they throw me would shut my mouth but unfortunately for them the anger and rage I feel won’t be put out but a bucket of water. You see Chris I don’t want you to get the wrong idea. The National title is a belt I love. That belt has been held by some of the best in NCW. And here’s the thing. I am the best National champion that belt has ever had for one reason and one reason alone. I sought out the best competition to defend that title against. I went from the leader of the fake young guns to the only member of that group who could be a world champion, Roberto Verona. He is one of the most impressive guys in NCW and he beat me for the National title fair and square...”
“But with that being said you both need to realise something. I can sit here and tell you both that I respect you, and that I like you guys but in the end when I get in that ring with you I will do what it takes to be National champion again. Because I’m not stupid enough to look at this as anything but an opportunity to slap Leonard Fox. If I become National Champion again Leonard is going to think that I’ll be appeased and I’ll leave his golden boy alone. Leonard is also going to look at this as a chance to silence Roberto Verona....”
“But what that old fart fails to realise is that if....when I become National Champion for the second time I will defend it against men who should be in world title matches and I will make the National title into a beacon of hope of those who want it to mean something and want NCW to mean something again....”
I take a breath and breathe deeper and deeper....
“...Right now NCW is nothing but a plot device for this continuing bull**** soap opera between Steve Awesome, Ricky Johnson and Ricky’s wife. Ricky failed to win, he made himself look stupid doing it and the truth is I wouldn’t need tricks like that. And I wont need tricks to beat Chris and Roberto....”
“..I’ll just need to be me....”
I smirk and shake my head.
“I just have to walk into Battlegrounds as Alex ****ING Jones and I will be champion again. So Roberto, Chris, I look forward to hearing what you both have to say I do. I respect you both as competitors and men. I get in the ring with you guys and put on a show and the fans love it and hey, I’ll love it. But when all the dust settles I’ll walk away as champion because when the chips are down and people count me out that is when I seem to be most dangerous. See when people thought I was never coming back from an injury I came back and became a two time X-Division champion. I came back and became National Champion when everyone thought Venom was going to retain or Ricky Johnson was going to win it I was the one who walked out as Champion...”
“And It was in a match like this a three way. Hell if things go that same way Roberto will end up injured, I end up as National Champion and Chris Gardner goes on to face Steve Awesome who I’m sure will remain champion because let’s face it Zane and Sense will not win the match and Johnson is pathetic and I’m sure Steve Awesome and Rob Diamond can carry Jacobsen to a win after all two backs are better than one to carry people with right?.....”
“So in the end I guess I’ve made a few points that will most likely piss people off but in the end you people need to realise that I am the best in this company and I’m sick of not being able to prove it....your move gentlemen...”
“What is this?...”
“I have no idea...”
“Is it some kind of trick?...”
“A reward for putting up with being ignored?...”
“Or is it a hidden message?..”
“Or am I expected to be used as fodder to boost others?...”
“Do you expect me to simply...fade away?...”
“Is that what this is?...”
“You want me to just die?....”
“Give up on my dreams?....”
“Shame on you.....”
“Curious...”
A smile through the darkness.
“For the last four weeks I’ve been given scraps, used as a side character in some random play involving other people. I’ve had to sit back and watch Ricky Johnson continue to scrape at the glass ceiling holding him down. I’ve watched men who don’t deserve to be champions walk around with a false SENSE of entitlement and accomplishment. It’s inZANE I tell you. Wouldn’t it be AWESOME if I could just leap in and end it?. I know that’s what you all want. I can feel it, see it.....hear it.”
My eyes open. They slowly look up as the blue goes deeper, a laugh escapes my lips as my mind wanders through what I want to say. And for once...the filter that stops me from saying something detrimental to my standing fails....oh well...I’ll take the fine..what was I going to do with a second Porsche?.
“Something is very wrong in NCW. For the last three and a half ****ing years I’ve busted my ass. I’ve faced hall of famers, world champions, won titles won huge matches won tournaments and through it all I’ve never lost focus on the world title. But you know what I’ve had?. Two shots where I got screwed. And when I bring it up all I get is the usual bull****. “Awww poor AJ, whining again, weren’t good enough to overcome the Knites as they screwed you over”. Well how about **** you Mr douche bag. Ricky Johnson hatches a freakin plan to win the title, fails and gets another piece of the pie?...really?....”
“I have to sit here while Leonard Fox and his dick sucking, ass licking group of ball fondling ass kissers rule this place with an iron fist. Oh Steve Awesome gets title shot number seventy two against Rob Diamond. It’ll be great television..SNORE......The poster boy, the franchise, the number one guy in this business right. Steve Awesome is a fake. Steve Awesome is a nobody who just happened to land a dream job as Leonard Fox’s fluffer.....”
“As I said before Steve must have the ****ing contra code for unlimited title shots tattooed on his five inch cock. You look at Stevie’s little title reign. His first one he beat Trent Helms, after Trent had been softened up and forced to defend the damn belt twice in one month before facing Steve. Then Steve got away with never giving Trent a rematch and then he beat Ace...yes let me pause it there....”
I scoff and take a sip of water for a moment.
“Steve beat Ace, another man who has been able to get his undeserving greasy little mits on the world title, that was one of Steve’s title challengers, Jake the Ace who should be the Queen Conway. Then Steve somehow gets past Angel, not sure what happened there. Maybe Angel had an off day. Cause lord knows looking back Steve isn’t fit to give Angel a fricken haircut let along DEFEND A WORLD TITLE AGAINST HIM. But hey that’s fine right because Steve was able to back that title defence up by beat-...oh wait...he lost the title aftet that...to Xavier Williams......”
“The same Xavier Williams that I’d snapped in half four months before that to take the X-Division title. Then the world title went on a downward spiral, Xavier, Jack Hammond, The Ace, it took Adam Knite to pull the belt out of that. But it was all started by Steve Awesome. And now, well now after Steve lost to Rob Diamond and somehow got a rematch....”
I mutter “****ing dick contra code again” before sighing deeply...
“..well now he’s what?. Defended the belt against Ricky Johnson, a guy who FAILED to win the National title against me. And now Steve is doing it all over again. This time in one of those winner takes all bull**** matches. There seems to be a trend here. It seems that after I embarrass someone and either stop them from winning a title or BEAT THEM FOR ONE Steve faces them or losses to them. Hmmm maybe we should just cut out the middle man and give me a world title shot.....”
“BAM, STOP THE PRESSES. ALEX JONES A ONE ON ONE TITLE SHOT DON’T BE STUPID. The match I had against Adam wasn’t one on one, it was me against Adam’s entire army of idiots. And then of course Adam literally and figuratively KICKED ME IN THE BALLS. Then his moronic, bitch faced, slime ball cum shovel of a sister, well half sister, comes in and screws me out of the title all so she can give it to her ex so her current boyfriend can beat him and get revenge for him bitch slapping her, which should have happened a long time ago. So in recap, Alex Jones getting a world title shot=bad, Alex Jones getting ****ed over and then handed other title shots to shut him up=good...just one problem...”
“I’m not going to shut up....”
I laugh out loud and shake my head.
“See it recently occurred to me that my way of keeping my mouth shut and waiting didn’t work. But when I stamped my feet and threw a tantrum I got a title shot. So that’s what I’m going to do. I’m going to talk non stop, over and over reminding the world of this bull****. I’ll do it in promo’s, live on national TV with a mic in segments that I have been authorised to, or during matches on commentary if they decide to try and silence me. I’ll use social media, facebook, twitter, MYSPACE if I have to. Not that anyone would see it on myspace.....”
“But the fact remains that my campaign starts now. As of this moment I’m waging war on Leonard Fox and Steve Awesome and the rest of NCW......”
“**** NCW”
Oh no....
“I’m sure alot of you are wondering why I’m so pissed off. I lost my title and then went on a four week tour of the undercard only to get put in a rematch for MY belt. I look around NCW and I see the crap that goes on here. Jimmy Zane being apart of the man event in a major pay per view is like Steven Segal playing the lead in a big screen adaptation of Hamlet. We have Steve Awesome being the world crappiest world champion and actually believing he’s the “face of the franchise”, we have Jimmy and Lex dancing around like what they do actually means something. Here’s the thing, the only reason you two dumbasses have those tag titles is because Jacobsen is too heavy for Rob Diamond’s injured back to carry....”
“Don’t get me wrong, Andrew Jacobsen shows alot of heart. You beat him down time and time again and he has the balls to come back and fight. But Andrew in a main event?. Same comment as Zane. But Jacobsen COULD change. He COULD get better. Jimmy Zane?. Nope.....”
“And these guys are ahead of me in this?. I’m sitting around being my wife’s sidekick while Johnson, Zane and Jacobsen end up as main event material and Awesome struts around with the world title that he’s slowly smearing with dog ****?. Hmmm maybe THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG HERE. But I know what you’re thinking. Sour grapes right?. If Steve Awesome turned around and defended the title against Adam Knite or Angel or anyone else who is an actual challenge I’d be find with it. I’d respect the guy for finding a challenge...but instead he’s ducking anyone who could BEAT HIM. And one of those people is me...”
“That’s right Steve I’m saying it. I can beat you Steve Awesome. I am better than you. I am better than you at everything to do with the world of professional wrestling, I’m even better at losing than you. Because atleast when I lose the other guy walks away feeling like they were in a war not a hello kitty underwear pillow fight....now with that being said.....I’ll move on to my match for the week...”
I sigh and calm myself down.
“I’m facing Roberto Verona and Christian Gardner for the NCW National title. Now Gardner, you just recently beat Adam Knite, good for you sir. You beat a legitimate former world champion and you also gave me props. I can respect that. You have earned a shot at the National title. And in the match itself I wish you luck but Chris...this is not the right time to be in any match with me....at all....”
“See I’ve been racking my brain trying to figure out why I’ve had to sit around wondering what my future holds and it hit me like a lightning strike, People aren’t scared of me anymore. I don’t impress people. No one sees me as a threat. No one respects me. This needs to change. You’ve all forgotten something I proved months ago. I went on a tear and destroyed everyone put in front of me. I took out Velez, Venom, the fake guns I did it all. But that has been forgotten and I’ve been swept under the rug and now that there were rumblings that I was dissatisfied with my treatment in NCW I conveniently get put in this National title match...”
“I guess they think I’m an idiot. I guess they believe that the bones they throw me would shut my mouth but unfortunately for them the anger and rage I feel won’t be put out but a bucket of water. You see Chris I don’t want you to get the wrong idea. The National title is a belt I love. That belt has been held by some of the best in NCW. And here’s the thing. I am the best National champion that belt has ever had for one reason and one reason alone. I sought out the best competition to defend that title against. I went from the leader of the fake young guns to the only member of that group who could be a world champion, Roberto Verona. He is one of the most impressive guys in NCW and he beat me for the National title fair and square...”
“But with that being said you both need to realise something. I can sit here and tell you both that I respect you, and that I like you guys but in the end when I get in that ring with you I will do what it takes to be National champion again. Because I’m not stupid enough to look at this as anything but an opportunity to slap Leonard Fox. If I become National Champion again Leonard is going to think that I’ll be appeased and I’ll leave his golden boy alone. Leonard is also going to look at this as a chance to silence Roberto Verona....”
“But what that old fart fails to realise is that if....when I become National Champion for the second time I will defend it against men who should be in world title matches and I will make the National title into a beacon of hope of those who want it to mean something and want NCW to mean something again....”
I take a breath and breathe deeper and deeper....
“...Right now NCW is nothing but a plot device for this continuing bull**** soap opera between Steve Awesome, Ricky Johnson and Ricky’s wife. Ricky failed to win, he made himself look stupid doing it and the truth is I wouldn’t need tricks like that. And I wont need tricks to beat Chris and Roberto....”
“..I’ll just need to be me....”
I smirk and shake my head.
“I just have to walk into Battlegrounds as Alex ****ING Jones and I will be champion again. So Roberto, Chris, I look forward to hearing what you both have to say I do. I respect you both as competitors and men. I get in the ring with you guys and put on a show and the fans love it and hey, I’ll love it. But when all the dust settles I’ll walk away as champion because when the chips are down and people count me out that is when I seem to be most dangerous. See when people thought I was never coming back from an injury I came back and became a two time X-Division champion. I came back and became National Champion when everyone thought Venom was going to retain or Ricky Johnson was going to win it I was the one who walked out as Champion...”
“And It was in a match like this a three way. Hell if things go that same way Roberto will end up injured, I end up as National Champion and Chris Gardner goes on to face Steve Awesome who I’m sure will remain champion because let’s face it Zane and Sense will not win the match and Johnson is pathetic and I’m sure Steve Awesome and Rob Diamond can carry Jacobsen to a win after all two backs are better than one to carry people with right?.....”
“So in the end I guess I’ve made a few points that will most likely piss people off but in the end you people need to realise that I am the best in this company and I’m sick of not being able to prove it....your move gentlemen...”