Post by Jason Evans on Sept 20, 2011 14:30:57 GMT -6
The Past
The scene opens and we see “The Sexy One” Jason Evans standing outside the 1st Mariner Arena. Collision has been over with for about an hour now.
You made promises that you could not keep. You told me that I would see “The Beast” during our match tonight Ander. “The Beast” did not get a chance to come through. The only beast that matter is the sexy beast that I am. I told you last week that you were next in line for the Sexy Clutch. How does it feel Ander to lose so quickly? I’m glad I decided not to take your advice Ander. You know the one where you told me to “change my course”.
“The Sexy One “Jason Evans starts walking in the parking lot. He is fully dressed.
In the ring will be five wrestlers at the same time. Talk about mass confusing. If that was not enough confusing, there will be two Evans participating in what nCw management is calling Assault X Match. The winner of the Assault X match will be the X Champion. Of course the so call “Leader” of the new generation, the nCw X Champion Xander Famularo is involved in this match. Xander I took you to your limits during our ladder match at Nothing to Lose. I get another shot at you. Of course I don’t have to worry about pinning just you. Anyone could get pined, and the match will be over with. So the question is which one?
“The Sexy One” Jason Evans continue walking through the parking lot. He stops underneath a light pole. He takes his Red Polo shirt off. Once again the cameraman focuses the view of the camera right on Jason’s chest.
Caleb Lockwood the last time we met in the ring was during a 4 way match on Trauma. We end up crashing onto the floor and Christian Gardner pining Freakke. Will you be the next X Champion? Not if I have anything to do about it. Who knows you might be the next one to tap out to the Sexy Clutch. The list is growing, and there are some impressive names on that list. Christian Gardner, Freaked, and Ander Carvetti.
“The Sexy One” Jason Evans flexes his Pecs. He leans against the light pole.
I am sure it is on everyone’s mind. You now see why I keep on saying keep an eye on “The Sexy One” Jason Evans. No one believed me. No one took me serious, not even Kelly Knite. Everyone thinks that I’m a joke. Not only the wrestlers should be taking me serious but Amy Marshall should be taking me serious. What can you say about Ander now Amy?
“The Sexy One” Jason Evans moves away from the light pole. He has is Polo shirt in his right hand. He turns around and looks at the 1st Mariner Arena. He turns back around and faces the camera.
Just to let everyone know that Seth Evans and myself are not related. God forbid if we were. I mean just look at him. There is no way that my mother would have had him. If my mother had him I would have thought that she was cheating on my dad with some fat milkman.
“The Sexy One” Jason Evans begins to walk. He was quite for a second or two. You can hear the cameraman laughing. Then Jason begins to speak.
I usually don’t offer this, but after Battle Grounds is over with Seth I will be glad to give you some advice to help out. Don’t expect miracles, because there are not enough miracles to help you. Now I know that everyone can not have a magnificent body like my, but to neglect your body is a terrible waste.
“The Sexy One” Jason Evans’ cell phone begins to ring. He pulls it from his pocket and looks at the number. He answers the call by placing his cell phone on speaker.
Man on the other end:
Did you have a date? Were you trying to impress Amy? Or did Sasha get you motivated? Something made you quickly finished off Ander Cavetti tonight. I was impressed. I believe that is the first time in you career that you ended a match that quickly.
Jason Evans:
Ander made a mistake, and he paid for it, and sooner or later you will make a mistake.
Man on the other End:
I have not made a mistake yet, and I have been following you for years. Watching and waiting for the chance to ruin your life just like you ruined mine. Watching your match reminded me of Slim n Sexy. Do you remember the company that you started? It was making you millions but just like your match tonight, your company went bellies up quickly.
Jason Evans:
Ruined your life? I don’t know who you are. How could I ruin your life? Slim n Sexy was the best drinks on the market bar none. I was making videos for people to improve their body. In fact, I think one of those videos would help Seth Evans.
Man on the other End:
If Slim n Sexy was as great as you claim, then why did it go bellies up?
Jason Evans:
Someone was taking money from the business. I had no proof of who it was. Whoever it was took numerous amounts. How they accomplished it is still a mystery to me.
Man on the other End:
Talking about mystery how is Mysterio? Is he still in prison? I heard he was the one taking numerous amount of money from you. You know I have noticed a pattern. Everyone who gets closed to you ends up getting hurt some how. Kathy was swept away from you by The Ace. Mysterio is sitting in prison because you put him in charge when you were gone. Sasha has been kidnapped and might I say that she is starting to fall more in love with me as each day passes away from you.
Jason Evans:
Mysterio was set up! You are so full of it! Sasha still loves me.
The line gets disconnected. Jason had come to a complete stand still. He closes his cell phone and places it back into his pocket.
Just because I saved you for last does not mean you are good Gjenrei. I saved you for the last because I know little about you. I have been watching your matches here in nCw. When ever I see a wrestler wearing a mask, do you know what comes to mind?
He waits for a few seconds as if he is waiting for Gjenrei to answer.
You must have one ugly face. Why else would you cover it up with a mask? Don’t get mad cause I know the reason behind wearing a mask. I know just by watching your promo’s that you are not afraid of anyone. That you want other wrestler’s to show courage and put up a good fight. That is what you can expect at Battle Grounds this Sunday.
“The Sexy One” Jason Evans turns away from the camera and walks away, but he stops and turns towards the camera.
Keep an eye on your next X Champion “The Sexy One” Jason Evans.
Jason turns around and begins walking again. The scene fades out.
The scene opens and we see “The Sexy One” Jason Evans standing outside the 1st Mariner Arena. Collision has been over with for about an hour now.
You made promises that you could not keep. You told me that I would see “The Beast” during our match tonight Ander. “The Beast” did not get a chance to come through. The only beast that matter is the sexy beast that I am. I told you last week that you were next in line for the Sexy Clutch. How does it feel Ander to lose so quickly? I’m glad I decided not to take your advice Ander. You know the one where you told me to “change my course”.
“The Sexy One “Jason Evans starts walking in the parking lot. He is fully dressed.
In the ring will be five wrestlers at the same time. Talk about mass confusing. If that was not enough confusing, there will be two Evans participating in what nCw management is calling Assault X Match. The winner of the Assault X match will be the X Champion. Of course the so call “Leader” of the new generation, the nCw X Champion Xander Famularo is involved in this match. Xander I took you to your limits during our ladder match at Nothing to Lose. I get another shot at you. Of course I don’t have to worry about pinning just you. Anyone could get pined, and the match will be over with. So the question is which one?
“The Sexy One” Jason Evans continue walking through the parking lot. He stops underneath a light pole. He takes his Red Polo shirt off. Once again the cameraman focuses the view of the camera right on Jason’s chest.
Caleb Lockwood the last time we met in the ring was during a 4 way match on Trauma. We end up crashing onto the floor and Christian Gardner pining Freakke. Will you be the next X Champion? Not if I have anything to do about it. Who knows you might be the next one to tap out to the Sexy Clutch. The list is growing, and there are some impressive names on that list. Christian Gardner, Freaked, and Ander Carvetti.
“The Sexy One” Jason Evans flexes his Pecs. He leans against the light pole.
I am sure it is on everyone’s mind. You now see why I keep on saying keep an eye on “The Sexy One” Jason Evans. No one believed me. No one took me serious, not even Kelly Knite. Everyone thinks that I’m a joke. Not only the wrestlers should be taking me serious but Amy Marshall should be taking me serious. What can you say about Ander now Amy?
“The Sexy One” Jason Evans moves away from the light pole. He has is Polo shirt in his right hand. He turns around and looks at the 1st Mariner Arena. He turns back around and faces the camera.
Just to let everyone know that Seth Evans and myself are not related. God forbid if we were. I mean just look at him. There is no way that my mother would have had him. If my mother had him I would have thought that she was cheating on my dad with some fat milkman.
“The Sexy One” Jason Evans begins to walk. He was quite for a second or two. You can hear the cameraman laughing. Then Jason begins to speak.
I usually don’t offer this, but after Battle Grounds is over with Seth I will be glad to give you some advice to help out. Don’t expect miracles, because there are not enough miracles to help you. Now I know that everyone can not have a magnificent body like my, but to neglect your body is a terrible waste.
“The Sexy One” Jason Evans’ cell phone begins to ring. He pulls it from his pocket and looks at the number. He answers the call by placing his cell phone on speaker.
Man on the other end:
Did you have a date? Were you trying to impress Amy? Or did Sasha get you motivated? Something made you quickly finished off Ander Cavetti tonight. I was impressed. I believe that is the first time in you career that you ended a match that quickly.
Jason Evans:
Ander made a mistake, and he paid for it, and sooner or later you will make a mistake.
Man on the other End:
I have not made a mistake yet, and I have been following you for years. Watching and waiting for the chance to ruin your life just like you ruined mine. Watching your match reminded me of Slim n Sexy. Do you remember the company that you started? It was making you millions but just like your match tonight, your company went bellies up quickly.
Jason Evans:
Ruined your life? I don’t know who you are. How could I ruin your life? Slim n Sexy was the best drinks on the market bar none. I was making videos for people to improve their body. In fact, I think one of those videos would help Seth Evans.
Man on the other End:
If Slim n Sexy was as great as you claim, then why did it go bellies up?
Jason Evans:
Someone was taking money from the business. I had no proof of who it was. Whoever it was took numerous amounts. How they accomplished it is still a mystery to me.
Man on the other End:
Talking about mystery how is Mysterio? Is he still in prison? I heard he was the one taking numerous amount of money from you. You know I have noticed a pattern. Everyone who gets closed to you ends up getting hurt some how. Kathy was swept away from you by The Ace. Mysterio is sitting in prison because you put him in charge when you were gone. Sasha has been kidnapped and might I say that she is starting to fall more in love with me as each day passes away from you.
Jason Evans:
Mysterio was set up! You are so full of it! Sasha still loves me.
The line gets disconnected. Jason had come to a complete stand still. He closes his cell phone and places it back into his pocket.
Just because I saved you for last does not mean you are good Gjenrei. I saved you for the last because I know little about you. I have been watching your matches here in nCw. When ever I see a wrestler wearing a mask, do you know what comes to mind?
He waits for a few seconds as if he is waiting for Gjenrei to answer.
You must have one ugly face. Why else would you cover it up with a mask? Don’t get mad cause I know the reason behind wearing a mask. I know just by watching your promo’s that you are not afraid of anyone. That you want other wrestler’s to show courage and put up a good fight. That is what you can expect at Battle Grounds this Sunday.
“The Sexy One” Jason Evans turns away from the camera and walks away, but he stops and turns towards the camera.
Keep an eye on your next X Champion “The Sexy One” Jason Evans.
Jason turns around and begins walking again. The scene fades out.