Post by Freya Davis on Sept 21, 2011 11:22:15 GMT -6
Tonight is my date night with my husband. We like to switch it up sometimes so it's Wednesday this week. Both of us are sitting at a table with our best friends Evan and Natalie because Natty and I wanted to do a double date. After a fantastic dinner we're all in a karaoke place right now. Brad and Evan are sharing a pitcher of beer while I have the best drink in the world a Long Island Iced Tea as Natalie drinks an Appletini.
And of course you know I'm wearing tight cocktail dress. Brad has his arm around me while we listen to the world's worst rendition of "Lips of An Angel" by Hinder. Not that the song doesn't complete suck in the first place but this idiot is making it worse. How did they get famous anyways. I'll never understand music sometimes.
Natalie: Someone should really go up there and show them how its done.
Everyone looks at Natalie and nods their heads in agreement. However none of us are starting to stand up to go do so. I look at Bradley, he looks at me, Evan looks at Natalie and she looks at him. This is pure fear of not wanting to make asses out of ourselves.
Megan: Well someone should do it...
Bradley smiles as I think he's going to be the one to stand up and go sing. But nope he goes the other way.
Brad: Not it!
Evan: Not it!
Natalie: Not it!
...Well I should've seen that one coming from a mile away. I stand up and finish my drink knowing what must be done. I walk to the guy who handles the songs and tell him what I want to get up there and sing. If I'm gonna make a fool of myself I'm gonna go all out tonight. I'm buzzed, I'm with people I love and I wanna have some fun.
Megan: Hi everyone. My name is Megan and this song is dedicated to my husband.
Everyone listening goes "Awwww" as Bradley is smiling expecting something lovey from me. I crack a devilish grin while the song begins. Yep I start to sing "I Touch Myself" by Divinyls. And being me I start to dance a little bit while singing it. The male interest is certainly rising right now. I start to slowly walk to my husband when the chorus comes up.
Megan: I don't want anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself.
I sit on his lap and keep singing the song until I'm done and everyone stands up and cheers loudly for me. After giving the microphone back to the guy I sit back down as Bradley is still in complete shock. Natalie is giggling as Evan takes the time to point something out.
Evan: Uh, Megan...
Megan: Yes?
He takes a moment to think about saying this before just coming out with this.
Evan: Are you aware that you basically humped your husband's lap with your clothes on in front of everyone?
I give that a simple shrug.
Megan: If we had our clothes on I don't really see the big deal. I had fun and I know Bradley had a lot of fun.
Brad: That I did ma'am.
He gives me a peck on the cheek before standing up and going off to the bathroom. I lean back in my chair and let out a long sigh.
Natalie: Maybe I'll go sing something...
Megan: Do it! Or else I'm better then you and I know you hate it when I can keep something over your head.
Natalie glares at me before standing up. She begins to sing something I don't know and does a fine job but I get a text message from my husband.
*EDITED RP CONTENT BECAUSE ITS NOT SUITABLE FOR ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN*
After Brad and I sit back down at the table we notice that Evan and Natalie are glaring at us for leaving them for a while.
Megan: Sorry something came up.
Natalie: Oh I bet something came up you little slut.
Megan: Pft you're a bigger slut then I am you cum dumpster!
Brad and Evan are shaking their heads as us as I think of something witty to say to get them going into a sprial of rage. Natalie whispers in my ear while I nod my head.
Megan: So anyone else have a sister or a woman they consider a sister not get gangbanged by five black dudes lately.
Both guys' heads meet the table repeatedly. Yes Freya talked Dex into that. I'm sure when Spike finds out he's probably gonna kill someone. I'd put my money on a fat man in Iowa honestly.
Brad: Yeah because lets talk about your saintly little sister Sadie who as I recall did both her husband and Dexter numerous times three years ago...
Megan: But she wasn't married and Freya hadn't met Dex yet.
Brad: Like that suddenly makes her not a whore...
I glare at my husband. I stand up and look right at him in the eyes.
Megan: My sister is not as big as slut as yours is!
Now he stands starting to get pissed.
Brad: Oh like mine had to start smoking weed and drinking a ton every day to fit in with people. Face the facts sugar tits, Sadie is a dope smoking pole hopper!
Megan: Well Freya's a retarded whore who only adores black men because of their pole sizes!
We glare at one another before I look at Natalie completely furious.
Megan: Let's go home Natalie. You might sex me better then this limp dick jerk!
She stands up and shrugs at Evan before leaving with me.
Brad: Hey Nat have fun getting bitched at all night by Megan!
I flip my husband off completely pissed at him before storming out of the bar. Natalie and I hail a taxi because we all took one car over. I sit next to her in a horrible mood as we head home. She gives me a hug before we both lean back and wonder why we bother sometimes.
-----
"So you know who finally pinned someone in the ring that halfway matters here? I did. I got a win with Kelly Knite over the women who think they can win back the Starlets Tag Team Titles. So now they walk into their big rematch with a loss hanging over their heads because little old me was able to pin Mercy for my first real win here in nCw.
I mean who really considers beating Josie Everyman an accomplishment. No offense to her but what has she done to really be considered a force in this promotion. In any case I'm really thrilled with picking that win up last week with Kelly. Once again the two of us team quite successfully although there was no orgasmic screaming or asshole licking.
The bigger news is that I actually find myself nearly on the pay per view. Yes, nearly. I'm on the Wired program that airs beforehand for free so I'm excited about that. I view it as a step up and that people are starting to take notice of me as a wrestler. At least that's what I hope this is and I'm not setting myself up for a huge downfall in a couple of weeks.
I swear this is my first back to back matches in nCw ever. Trust me when I tell you I'm going to make the most out of this chance because who knows when I'll get it again. I know people don't take me seriously a whole lot of the time. Mostly because of how I act when I'm not focusing on my career. I don't see what bearing that makes.
I've said it before that my personal life is completely different from my professional life. Sure I like sex but what does that have to do with wrestling? Little to none I'd assume. So when I hear something from Sarah Richardson I already know what she's probably going to say. The same thing everyone else says towards me and you know it gets really old after the first fifty times.
Although it seems since I went off on the roster it's really eased down quite a bit. Hell I've won two matches in a row actually. But this contest against Sarah Richardson is a big deal. I win I might finally start to climb the ladder to that Starlets World Title. That's the ultimate goal isn't it? I shock everyone and win that title.
Then the jokes will start to come out a bit more wouldn't they? Look at the treatment my brother in law's girlfriend is getting because she earned it through a huge battle royal. Then she made a successful defense and yet she's still labeled a paper champion? What is it with nCw and labeling people. You are the most judgemental people I've ever seen in my life.
Do you fit into that Sarah Richardson? Will you put a label on me like everyone else because that's just the hip and cool thing to do. This promotion is like a high school. I've said it before and I'll keep saying it until I either retire or get fired because of it. Too many people are just acting like jerks and getting away with it.
It's a little sad. But Sarah I don't really care about your past, who you are or who you've done because all that should matter is this match we're having on Wired. That chance to climb the ladder towards the top of this mountain. I know you're with Todd Williams or whatever. I can't keep up with what you people do sometimes. Because like I said this place is high school and relationships change all the time.
So on Sunday night I expect none of your drama with who you're with or who you're mad at. The only thing on your mind should be facing me in the middle of the ring. Blonde Bombshell against me. Two women, one winner. The way it should be.
Oh and Aly I hope ya win babe!
Peace."
And of course you know I'm wearing tight cocktail dress. Brad has his arm around me while we listen to the world's worst rendition of "Lips of An Angel" by Hinder. Not that the song doesn't complete suck in the first place but this idiot is making it worse. How did they get famous anyways. I'll never understand music sometimes.
Natalie: Someone should really go up there and show them how its done.
Everyone looks at Natalie and nods their heads in agreement. However none of us are starting to stand up to go do so. I look at Bradley, he looks at me, Evan looks at Natalie and she looks at him. This is pure fear of not wanting to make asses out of ourselves.
Megan: Well someone should do it...
Bradley smiles as I think he's going to be the one to stand up and go sing. But nope he goes the other way.
Brad: Not it!
Evan: Not it!
Natalie: Not it!
...Well I should've seen that one coming from a mile away. I stand up and finish my drink knowing what must be done. I walk to the guy who handles the songs and tell him what I want to get up there and sing. If I'm gonna make a fool of myself I'm gonna go all out tonight. I'm buzzed, I'm with people I love and I wanna have some fun.
Megan: Hi everyone. My name is Megan and this song is dedicated to my husband.
Everyone listening goes "Awwww" as Bradley is smiling expecting something lovey from me. I crack a devilish grin while the song begins. Yep I start to sing "I Touch Myself" by Divinyls. And being me I start to dance a little bit while singing it. The male interest is certainly rising right now. I start to slowly walk to my husband when the chorus comes up.
Megan: I don't want anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself.
I sit on his lap and keep singing the song until I'm done and everyone stands up and cheers loudly for me. After giving the microphone back to the guy I sit back down as Bradley is still in complete shock. Natalie is giggling as Evan takes the time to point something out.
Evan: Uh, Megan...
Megan: Yes?
He takes a moment to think about saying this before just coming out with this.
Evan: Are you aware that you basically humped your husband's lap with your clothes on in front of everyone?
I give that a simple shrug.
Megan: If we had our clothes on I don't really see the big deal. I had fun and I know Bradley had a lot of fun.
Brad: That I did ma'am.
He gives me a peck on the cheek before standing up and going off to the bathroom. I lean back in my chair and let out a long sigh.
Natalie: Maybe I'll go sing something...
Megan: Do it! Or else I'm better then you and I know you hate it when I can keep something over your head.
Natalie glares at me before standing up. She begins to sing something I don't know and does a fine job but I get a text message from my husband.
*EDITED RP CONTENT BECAUSE ITS NOT SUITABLE FOR ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN*
After Brad and I sit back down at the table we notice that Evan and Natalie are glaring at us for leaving them for a while.
Megan: Sorry something came up.
Natalie: Oh I bet something came up you little slut.
Megan: Pft you're a bigger slut then I am you cum dumpster!
Brad and Evan are shaking their heads as us as I think of something witty to say to get them going into a sprial of rage. Natalie whispers in my ear while I nod my head.
Megan: So anyone else have a sister or a woman they consider a sister not get gangbanged by five black dudes lately.
Both guys' heads meet the table repeatedly. Yes Freya talked Dex into that. I'm sure when Spike finds out he's probably gonna kill someone. I'd put my money on a fat man in Iowa honestly.
Brad: Yeah because lets talk about your saintly little sister Sadie who as I recall did both her husband and Dexter numerous times three years ago...
Megan: But she wasn't married and Freya hadn't met Dex yet.
Brad: Like that suddenly makes her not a whore...
I glare at my husband. I stand up and look right at him in the eyes.
Megan: My sister is not as big as slut as yours is!
Now he stands starting to get pissed.
Brad: Oh like mine had to start smoking weed and drinking a ton every day to fit in with people. Face the facts sugar tits, Sadie is a dope smoking pole hopper!
Megan: Well Freya's a retarded whore who only adores black men because of their pole sizes!
We glare at one another before I look at Natalie completely furious.
Megan: Let's go home Natalie. You might sex me better then this limp dick jerk!
She stands up and shrugs at Evan before leaving with me.
Brad: Hey Nat have fun getting bitched at all night by Megan!
I flip my husband off completely pissed at him before storming out of the bar. Natalie and I hail a taxi because we all took one car over. I sit next to her in a horrible mood as we head home. She gives me a hug before we both lean back and wonder why we bother sometimes.
-----
"So you know who finally pinned someone in the ring that halfway matters here? I did. I got a win with Kelly Knite over the women who think they can win back the Starlets Tag Team Titles. So now they walk into their big rematch with a loss hanging over their heads because little old me was able to pin Mercy for my first real win here in nCw.
I mean who really considers beating Josie Everyman an accomplishment. No offense to her but what has she done to really be considered a force in this promotion. In any case I'm really thrilled with picking that win up last week with Kelly. Once again the two of us team quite successfully although there was no orgasmic screaming or asshole licking.
The bigger news is that I actually find myself nearly on the pay per view. Yes, nearly. I'm on the Wired program that airs beforehand for free so I'm excited about that. I view it as a step up and that people are starting to take notice of me as a wrestler. At least that's what I hope this is and I'm not setting myself up for a huge downfall in a couple of weeks.
I swear this is my first back to back matches in nCw ever. Trust me when I tell you I'm going to make the most out of this chance because who knows when I'll get it again. I know people don't take me seriously a whole lot of the time. Mostly because of how I act when I'm not focusing on my career. I don't see what bearing that makes.
I've said it before that my personal life is completely different from my professional life. Sure I like sex but what does that have to do with wrestling? Little to none I'd assume. So when I hear something from Sarah Richardson I already know what she's probably going to say. The same thing everyone else says towards me and you know it gets really old after the first fifty times.
Although it seems since I went off on the roster it's really eased down quite a bit. Hell I've won two matches in a row actually. But this contest against Sarah Richardson is a big deal. I win I might finally start to climb the ladder to that Starlets World Title. That's the ultimate goal isn't it? I shock everyone and win that title.
Then the jokes will start to come out a bit more wouldn't they? Look at the treatment my brother in law's girlfriend is getting because she earned it through a huge battle royal. Then she made a successful defense and yet she's still labeled a paper champion? What is it with nCw and labeling people. You are the most judgemental people I've ever seen in my life.
Do you fit into that Sarah Richardson? Will you put a label on me like everyone else because that's just the hip and cool thing to do. This promotion is like a high school. I've said it before and I'll keep saying it until I either retire or get fired because of it. Too many people are just acting like jerks and getting away with it.
It's a little sad. But Sarah I don't really care about your past, who you are or who you've done because all that should matter is this match we're having on Wired. That chance to climb the ladder towards the top of this mountain. I know you're with Todd Williams or whatever. I can't keep up with what you people do sometimes. Because like I said this place is high school and relationships change all the time.
So on Sunday night I expect none of your drama with who you're with or who you're mad at. The only thing on your mind should be facing me in the middle of the ring. Blonde Bombshell against me. Two women, one winner. The way it should be.
Oh and Aly I hope ya win babe!
Peace."