Post by Trent Helms on Sept 22, 2011 13:10:18 GMT -6
Ready to know something...
All I would have to do, is make one reference to calling you a rotten primate Holland, and all your so called followers would fail to even care that you're back would simply flock to me, I could just say that I am sorry for what I've done, and pretty will swoon over me with teary eyes, and all could forgiven, or I could even just simply have a fun lightsaber battle with Zelda Knite, and I would instantly be the most liked and over male performer in the company, and you would just be, just that guy that came back....
I have that power, always have, and always will, face it Dave, my tongue is more silver then yours, and I assure you, it's not because because my tongue has been firmly placed up the asshole of one large being known as Megatron, if I decided that i wanted forgiveness and absolution, I would receive it, in a moment notice, even Leonard Fox would do so, because I draw in the money, Dave Holland has never drawn a single dime for this company, you're nothing more then a glorified Bret Hart, sure in-ring, very few can touch you, you always have the great matches, tell a good story, and play the whole underdog card very well, it's almost awe-aspiring, if we haven't already gotten several people who play that role down to a ****ing tee.
Dave Holland, I do not fear you, hell I can't even muster up the words without choking on my own vomit, saying I respect you, incase you didn't notice, you wasn't the first person I decided to single out by process of elimination because Adam Knite was busy playing who in my mouth with Curtis Kanyon or that Spike Kane was getting arrested for some bull****, while he goes and half asses his way thru a tag team match with his less-talented and less liked brother, or the fact, Lance Ryan is still in retirement, until he makes a all so "shocking" comeback in a few months, to put me down, after you will fail to do so, and trust me Holland, you will ultimately fail against me, you think I'm just your convential entertainer, that my assaults will be straight-forward and predictable, or maybe the attacks will never come, leaving you ultimately looking like a idiot.
Speaking of which, do not, and I ****ing mean this, do not bring up Lance Ryan name in my presence, like his name is supposed to mean something to me.
Last time I checked....I was able to defeat Lance Ryan on a pay per view and take his nCw championship.
Infact, Lance Ryan was never able to defeat me....not once....No Pinfall....No Submission, No Disqualifacation, and sure as hell, no countout.
You lost to Lance Ryan, and what the hell did the archeive anyways?
A Match of the night, that was ultimately trumped by myself, just a few months later, in what became match of the year...
You were left, being completely forgotten about, yet the company took some kind of sympathy upon you, by giving you something, you're shouldn't ever been allowed to enter, the nCw Hall Of Fame.
That would be why, we're about to this dance Holland, because like yourself and Milo, you are completely over-rated and never did anything I couldn't do, and everything that you never suceeded in, I indeed did...
Beat Lance Ryan for the World Title.
I never lost a Tag Team Title to Adam Knite, infact, I took one from him...
I took Spike Kane and made him a tag team champion, while, you and your brother were off jerking it to Daniel Craig movies.
I won a World Title in 2008, you didn't suceed in anything, other then winning the Colissuem match that if by some devine act by your god, I would of entered and won.
So please enlighten me, what the hell has made you so special, that makes you worthy of being in the Hall Of Fame, while I am being labeled as a outcast, and not even allowed to be shared and viewed worthy of the Hall Of Fame...
If you say that you beaten Charlie Velez you jive ass turkey mother****er, I will laugh at you, well I already do laugh at you, just not the you expect people to laugh at your dry british like humor, but because I've never once saw the big deal about you.
If you say because you beat me, then I'll smile, so will everyone else, because Dave Holland has defeated Trent Helms, a Trent Helms who just wrestled a barbed wire rope match with Angel, the asshole, who nCw decided to let in before me, where I ended his undefeated streak and lost more blood then anyone of your HomoSepiens could of ever lost, and still managed to try to compete, so take your one and only victory by countout over me Holland, and savor it, infact, pull it out of your pantry, marinate it with some terraki sauce, chop up some mushrooms, and deep fry it, then proceed to eat it like a schmuck, because quite frankly, it will be the only victory you will ever gain over me, because this time, I'm not the one coming into this match up at a handicap.
You think I've forgotten the fact that Charlie Velez and the Young Guns nearly broke your back nine months ago, I know because I was backstage, waiting for my big return, I remember you passing by me, while limping to the back after you lost the World Title, you had that look in your eyes of a broken and beaten man, a look I've displayed many times in the past, you're broken down Holland, and while it may of been nine months, it still hasn't been enough time to recover from that, not only that, I completely call bull**** on your little scheme.
You didn't come back as Daniel V. Daioham to give back to the newcomers of nCw, espically considering a bunch of them are nothing but little ****, who don't respect anything you have done, quite frankly, I think it's the exact opposite, I think it's because you missed the ring, and obviciously you didn't want to tarnish what was left of the Dave Holland name, so you craftly hided behind the match, pranced around as if you were Hugo Weaving in V for Vandetta, which was a ****ty movie by the way and totally kicked any and every boner I had for Queen Amedela, so you decided to hide behind the Daioham name, while protecting each and every moment of Dave Holland existance, a nice cherade really, but I saw right thru it and exposed you as the coward that you are, and this Sunday, I show you and the entire world that Dave Holland never once should of been inducted into the Hall Of Fame, that you like me, should be sitting out, labeled as a outcast, and you would know what exactly it feels like to be going thru what I am, but no, you were always a child a privilege Holland, you got everything you always wanted, you were favored for some reason over me, and it dated back to January, 2008.
Do you remember what happened then, because it was once upon a time, when I was a fresh new upstart in this company and I defeated your boy twin brother for the X-Division championship, and proved myself to be equal to the likes of Davey Ortega, Lance Ryan and The Ace all at the same time, within a month of my in-ring debut in the company, you were just a flailing act, that nCw took pity upon, because The Kanes united and dropped the bombshell, that their father, killed your father or some crap like that, I say that, because nothing became of it, nobody cared that Castor Holland was gunned down, atleast not in this decade.
Think long and hard, about what happened around that time, and why I would still be holding a grudge, well perhaps you forgot what it was, could be cause you're slipping old man, you're on the wrong side of thirty, your body is breaking down and you have a Trent Helms who is no longer worried about jokes, and calling people primates, but a Trent Helms who will see nCw burn, and I don't care if you jump off the boat or not, makes no difference to me, but allow me to jolt your memory.
There was a huge inter-fed tournament, where nCw decided to send two wrestlers to compete in, one being our then world champion Spike Kane, and the other was nothing more but a waste of a pick, in sending a tag wrestler into battle named Dave Holland, a spot that once again should of went to me, the man who pushed Lance Ryan to the limit and began his downfall, and the man who took Brad Kane so called god-like wrestling ability and made him seem like a retarded seven year old, who would decide to pick his boogers and eat them, then learn his alphabet.
You somehow expect to stop me Holland, there isn't enough cocaine on this planet for you to snort to keep up with me, not only that, the vast collections of STD's I got from screwing porn stars like Bree Orsen, Penny Flame and Amy Marshall couldn't slow me down, how are you going too.
Face It, I hardly even know who you are Dave Holland, I asked someone and he said, you know, he's that one white guy, I just nodded my head....So why I'm facing Emma Danielson is a mystery beside me, let alone how she got into the Hall Of Fame, is just a little weird, considering, as the time of me writing this to you, I have yet to get in....oh well...I'll get into it, at some point, either that, or I'll make sure that there is no Hall Of Fame, and that all of you penny pinchers will be working for Chris Gardner.
But I'm signing off of this blog Holland, why, because quite frankly, you're boring, this is boring, and I have better things to do, like having sex with a hooker, and then killing her and taking my money back...
Say Hey to Cole Train for me by the way.
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So how did it go kid, let me see, who exactly has signed this thing already....
Without even letting the kid extend his hand, Trent Helms grabs it and simply uses his boot to push the kid to the ground, who falls on his ass, Trent simply just smirks to himself, his head shaven down, a far cry from the usual seemingly long hair that we have been accustomed too, no longer is there any purple dye in his hair, his once lovely brown eyes, are now completely devoid of any kind of emotion what so ever, he simply turns around, and looks at the list...
Let's see....Ashlee Embers, yeah, she totally loves the way my dick taste....Ander Carvetti, very good....and....
Trent simply turns around and tosses the clipboard at the kid...
Who is this, who called me a Lousy asshole....
ummm...
Don't bother, whoever it was doesn't matter what so ever, it was more then likely Steve Awesome son, trying to hard to fill his father footsteps...
There was this one guy, who pushed me down and made a joke, there even seemed to be piped laughing like people were forced to care....
****ing Steve....
He pushed me down, aren't you going to do something about it...
I am...
Trent motions, as suddenly a huge fist, the size of coffee table, slams the kid right in the face, as blood flies everywhere, some of it landing directly on Trent cheek, he simply licks it, then suddenly begins to spit up the blood...
Dammit, why does your blood taste like ****....wait, I'm not a vampire...
Suddenly Mercedes Lewis busts thru the door...
Yes you are, you're my Edward....
The hell I am....
Trent suddenly nods, as his bodyguard simply lifts Mercedes up, and lifts her over his shoulder, and carries her out of the room, as Trent looks down at the Petition.
Leonard, I hope for your sake, you agree to this, I would hate for four long years of work to go down the drain because you want to pay the defiant owner, you want to forget all the cash, my likeness alone has lined all your pockets, I'm deadly serious Leonard, I will burn nCw down to the ground, with friends and enemy alike if you keep pushing me, try me, and you're see that holding up signs, and ruining Dave Holland big return is the least of your worries.
nCw will burn Leonard, is that what you really want, I would hope not, I've deserved my legacy in this promotion, and I'm not some upstart overly cocky Rookie who is making wild claims, when he can't even post his promo in time for anyone to view it, I'm not some strong style ****tard, who gives up and begins crying when he is beating on his mortal enemy, and I'm not your daughter when she is ragging, I'm Trent Helms, and I could nCw if you don't meet into my demands.
If not....You're going to suffer a fate worse then being struck in the mid-card while Rob Diamond and Steve Awesome jerk each other off, and play let's pass the belt back and forth to each other....
Sorry Ricky...I'm pulling for you...
But you're ****ed....They gave you Jimmy Zane as a partner.
then again, with a guy like that under contract, maybe nCw does need to burn to the mother****ing ground.
All I would have to do, is make one reference to calling you a rotten primate Holland, and all your so called followers would fail to even care that you're back would simply flock to me, I could just say that I am sorry for what I've done, and pretty will swoon over me with teary eyes, and all could forgiven, or I could even just simply have a fun lightsaber battle with Zelda Knite, and I would instantly be the most liked and over male performer in the company, and you would just be, just that guy that came back....
I have that power, always have, and always will, face it Dave, my tongue is more silver then yours, and I assure you, it's not because because my tongue has been firmly placed up the asshole of one large being known as Megatron, if I decided that i wanted forgiveness and absolution, I would receive it, in a moment notice, even Leonard Fox would do so, because I draw in the money, Dave Holland has never drawn a single dime for this company, you're nothing more then a glorified Bret Hart, sure in-ring, very few can touch you, you always have the great matches, tell a good story, and play the whole underdog card very well, it's almost awe-aspiring, if we haven't already gotten several people who play that role down to a ****ing tee.
Dave Holland, I do not fear you, hell I can't even muster up the words without choking on my own vomit, saying I respect you, incase you didn't notice, you wasn't the first person I decided to single out by process of elimination because Adam Knite was busy playing who in my mouth with Curtis Kanyon or that Spike Kane was getting arrested for some bull****, while he goes and half asses his way thru a tag team match with his less-talented and less liked brother, or the fact, Lance Ryan is still in retirement, until he makes a all so "shocking" comeback in a few months, to put me down, after you will fail to do so, and trust me Holland, you will ultimately fail against me, you think I'm just your convential entertainer, that my assaults will be straight-forward and predictable, or maybe the attacks will never come, leaving you ultimately looking like a idiot.
Speaking of which, do not, and I ****ing mean this, do not bring up Lance Ryan name in my presence, like his name is supposed to mean something to me.
Last time I checked....I was able to defeat Lance Ryan on a pay per view and take his nCw championship.
Infact, Lance Ryan was never able to defeat me....not once....No Pinfall....No Submission, No Disqualifacation, and sure as hell, no countout.
You lost to Lance Ryan, and what the hell did the archeive anyways?
A Match of the night, that was ultimately trumped by myself, just a few months later, in what became match of the year...
You were left, being completely forgotten about, yet the company took some kind of sympathy upon you, by giving you something, you're shouldn't ever been allowed to enter, the nCw Hall Of Fame.
That would be why, we're about to this dance Holland, because like yourself and Milo, you are completely over-rated and never did anything I couldn't do, and everything that you never suceeded in, I indeed did...
Beat Lance Ryan for the World Title.
I never lost a Tag Team Title to Adam Knite, infact, I took one from him...
I took Spike Kane and made him a tag team champion, while, you and your brother were off jerking it to Daniel Craig movies.
I won a World Title in 2008, you didn't suceed in anything, other then winning the Colissuem match that if by some devine act by your god, I would of entered and won.
So please enlighten me, what the hell has made you so special, that makes you worthy of being in the Hall Of Fame, while I am being labeled as a outcast, and not even allowed to be shared and viewed worthy of the Hall Of Fame...
If you say that you beaten Charlie Velez you jive ass turkey mother****er, I will laugh at you, well I already do laugh at you, just not the you expect people to laugh at your dry british like humor, but because I've never once saw the big deal about you.
If you say because you beat me, then I'll smile, so will everyone else, because Dave Holland has defeated Trent Helms, a Trent Helms who just wrestled a barbed wire rope match with Angel, the asshole, who nCw decided to let in before me, where I ended his undefeated streak and lost more blood then anyone of your HomoSepiens could of ever lost, and still managed to try to compete, so take your one and only victory by countout over me Holland, and savor it, infact, pull it out of your pantry, marinate it with some terraki sauce, chop up some mushrooms, and deep fry it, then proceed to eat it like a schmuck, because quite frankly, it will be the only victory you will ever gain over me, because this time, I'm not the one coming into this match up at a handicap.
You think I've forgotten the fact that Charlie Velez and the Young Guns nearly broke your back nine months ago, I know because I was backstage, waiting for my big return, I remember you passing by me, while limping to the back after you lost the World Title, you had that look in your eyes of a broken and beaten man, a look I've displayed many times in the past, you're broken down Holland, and while it may of been nine months, it still hasn't been enough time to recover from that, not only that, I completely call bull**** on your little scheme.
You didn't come back as Daniel V. Daioham to give back to the newcomers of nCw, espically considering a bunch of them are nothing but little ****, who don't respect anything you have done, quite frankly, I think it's the exact opposite, I think it's because you missed the ring, and obviciously you didn't want to tarnish what was left of the Dave Holland name, so you craftly hided behind the match, pranced around as if you were Hugo Weaving in V for Vandetta, which was a ****ty movie by the way and totally kicked any and every boner I had for Queen Amedela, so you decided to hide behind the Daioham name, while protecting each and every moment of Dave Holland existance, a nice cherade really, but I saw right thru it and exposed you as the coward that you are, and this Sunday, I show you and the entire world that Dave Holland never once should of been inducted into the Hall Of Fame, that you like me, should be sitting out, labeled as a outcast, and you would know what exactly it feels like to be going thru what I am, but no, you were always a child a privilege Holland, you got everything you always wanted, you were favored for some reason over me, and it dated back to January, 2008.
Do you remember what happened then, because it was once upon a time, when I was a fresh new upstart in this company and I defeated your boy twin brother for the X-Division championship, and proved myself to be equal to the likes of Davey Ortega, Lance Ryan and The Ace all at the same time, within a month of my in-ring debut in the company, you were just a flailing act, that nCw took pity upon, because The Kanes united and dropped the bombshell, that their father, killed your father or some crap like that, I say that, because nothing became of it, nobody cared that Castor Holland was gunned down, atleast not in this decade.
Think long and hard, about what happened around that time, and why I would still be holding a grudge, well perhaps you forgot what it was, could be cause you're slipping old man, you're on the wrong side of thirty, your body is breaking down and you have a Trent Helms who is no longer worried about jokes, and calling people primates, but a Trent Helms who will see nCw burn, and I don't care if you jump off the boat or not, makes no difference to me, but allow me to jolt your memory.
There was a huge inter-fed tournament, where nCw decided to send two wrestlers to compete in, one being our then world champion Spike Kane, and the other was nothing more but a waste of a pick, in sending a tag wrestler into battle named Dave Holland, a spot that once again should of went to me, the man who pushed Lance Ryan to the limit and began his downfall, and the man who took Brad Kane so called god-like wrestling ability and made him seem like a retarded seven year old, who would decide to pick his boogers and eat them, then learn his alphabet.
You somehow expect to stop me Holland, there isn't enough cocaine on this planet for you to snort to keep up with me, not only that, the vast collections of STD's I got from screwing porn stars like Bree Orsen, Penny Flame and Amy Marshall couldn't slow me down, how are you going too.
Face It, I hardly even know who you are Dave Holland, I asked someone and he said, you know, he's that one white guy, I just nodded my head....So why I'm facing Emma Danielson is a mystery beside me, let alone how she got into the Hall Of Fame, is just a little weird, considering, as the time of me writing this to you, I have yet to get in....oh well...I'll get into it, at some point, either that, or I'll make sure that there is no Hall Of Fame, and that all of you penny pinchers will be working for Chris Gardner.
But I'm signing off of this blog Holland, why, because quite frankly, you're boring, this is boring, and I have better things to do, like having sex with a hooker, and then killing her and taking my money back...
Say Hey to Cole Train for me by the way.
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So how did it go kid, let me see, who exactly has signed this thing already....
Without even letting the kid extend his hand, Trent Helms grabs it and simply uses his boot to push the kid to the ground, who falls on his ass, Trent simply just smirks to himself, his head shaven down, a far cry from the usual seemingly long hair that we have been accustomed too, no longer is there any purple dye in his hair, his once lovely brown eyes, are now completely devoid of any kind of emotion what so ever, he simply turns around, and looks at the list...
Let's see....Ashlee Embers, yeah, she totally loves the way my dick taste....Ander Carvetti, very good....and....
Trent simply turns around and tosses the clipboard at the kid...
Who is this, who called me a Lousy asshole....
ummm...
Don't bother, whoever it was doesn't matter what so ever, it was more then likely Steve Awesome son, trying to hard to fill his father footsteps...
There was this one guy, who pushed me down and made a joke, there even seemed to be piped laughing like people were forced to care....
****ing Steve....
He pushed me down, aren't you going to do something about it...
I am...
Trent motions, as suddenly a huge fist, the size of coffee table, slams the kid right in the face, as blood flies everywhere, some of it landing directly on Trent cheek, he simply licks it, then suddenly begins to spit up the blood...
Dammit, why does your blood taste like ****....wait, I'm not a vampire...
Suddenly Mercedes Lewis busts thru the door...
Yes you are, you're my Edward....
The hell I am....
Trent suddenly nods, as his bodyguard simply lifts Mercedes up, and lifts her over his shoulder, and carries her out of the room, as Trent looks down at the Petition.
Leonard, I hope for your sake, you agree to this, I would hate for four long years of work to go down the drain because you want to pay the defiant owner, you want to forget all the cash, my likeness alone has lined all your pockets, I'm deadly serious Leonard, I will burn nCw down to the ground, with friends and enemy alike if you keep pushing me, try me, and you're see that holding up signs, and ruining Dave Holland big return is the least of your worries.
nCw will burn Leonard, is that what you really want, I would hope not, I've deserved my legacy in this promotion, and I'm not some upstart overly cocky Rookie who is making wild claims, when he can't even post his promo in time for anyone to view it, I'm not some strong style ****tard, who gives up and begins crying when he is beating on his mortal enemy, and I'm not your daughter when she is ragging, I'm Trent Helms, and I could nCw if you don't meet into my demands.
If not....You're going to suffer a fate worse then being struck in the mid-card while Rob Diamond and Steve Awesome jerk each other off, and play let's pass the belt back and forth to each other....
Sorry Ricky...I'm pulling for you...
But you're ****ed....They gave you Jimmy Zane as a partner.
then again, with a guy like that under contract, maybe nCw does need to burn to the mother****ing ground.