Post by Todd Williams on Sept 23, 2011 9:07:46 GMT -6
We open up to a shot of Todd sitting down on the couch. He has his cell phone pressed to his ear and just the overall expression on his face seems to be a happy one. He is just talking and talking his life away as if he didn’t give a care in the world.
“Hey you know that was such a great tag team match we had last week. I mean the two of us were great together. You do know that little Brittany loved watching us together. I mean you and I together can do some serious things together. Let’s be honest babe, how long do you plan to stay with that guy that you are with? What does he have that I don’t got?”
Todd just sits there nodding his head in agreement. He smiles once again just talking back into the end of the receiver.
“What!!! A World Championship??? Nice Abs??? Please……….. At least when I won my X Championship you remember how I showed all that love to it. I bet he doesn’t do that….OH MY GOD!!!!!!! Are you kidding me? He wants to have 3 Ways with the championship belt….Damn it that was my idea…..Well I know one thing that I have that he doesn’t have…. I am more than just 5 inches…. **** why do you think I am the measuring stick? My **** is beyond the length of a ruler. Big Todd doing big things…. Shoot… TODD MEANS BUSINESS!!!!!!!...”
As Todd is talking on the phone all of a sudden his girlfriend Sarah Richardson walks onto the scene. She has a numerous amount of shopping bags in her hand as it is apparent that she was doing what most valley girl blondes do, and that’s finding a way to spend her man’s money. She looks over at Todd smiling at him.
“Hey Todd…Do you want to see all of the clothes I bought from the mall today? There is some pretty good stuff in this bag. Now don’t be too mad I spent about 5 grand on clothes but hey that isn’t anything when you run your own company right?”
Todd is still on the phone just giggling it up. He notices Sarah talking to him and that’s when he speaks into the receiver.
“Hey…I would love to keep talking to you but I GOT’S TO GO. You have a good one…Take care…”
With that Todd hangs up the phone and this gets him looks from Sarah Richardson. She crosses her arms together with an upset expression on her face. She confronts Todd just grilling him.
“And who were you talking to? And you better not lie to me Todd…I swear you better not lie…”
Todd just looks back at Sarah smirking just shaking his head at her.
“Hey I wasn’t talking to anyone…So why don’t you get off my case Crystal…geez girl you always got to be hating on someone’s swag…”
“Sarah chucks the bags across the room. She places her hands on her hips as she raises her voice at Todd.
“Did you just call me Crystal?”
“No…Why would I call you Crystal? Why are you even bringing her name up? I thought we decided that we decided that I was with you now. Hence if I still had any ties to Crystal we would still be living in that old house but we aren’t. So just relax and take a chill pill ok Crystal?”
Sarah stomps her feet throwing a temper tantrum. She storms out of the room leaving Todd in the room by himself. He smirks as he takes his cell phone out and dials a few digits. Some moments go by and finally someone picks up on the other end. Todd grins as he begins to speak some more.
“Ok where were we? Oh yeah I was talking my game up. Anyway us tag teaming together was pretty special you and I were always meant to be together ever since we were little. I know you are with Steve but I will be damn if I sit back and let that pompous World Champion keep you as his own. Deep down I know there is the probability that the two of us really can co exist, let me ask you this question Crystal. Are you really happy with Steve? Is being with Steve the way you want to spend the rest of your life?”
Todd sat there patiently as he could hear some silence from the other side of the phone. Not a word was said. Todd just slowly nodded his head as he continued to speak some more.
“Your silence tells me everything I need to know. From this point on I know what it is that I want and I am going to do everything in my power to get it. No more being the sad emo guy who doesn’t say anything and just let’s some random guy take his woman and not say **** about it. You better tell your boy Steve to watch his back because I am rescuing my princess. Yeah you can bank on that… it’s time to let the whole world know that TODD MEANS BUSINESS! Why? Because I’m TODD WILLIAMS!!!!!!!!!!!”
With that in mind Todd slowly hangs up the phone, and he grins as he sits up in his chair. He grabs his trusty kendo stick, and holds onto it tightly as he looks directly into the camera getting ready for his promo.
What up everyone? Where all my T-Will supporters at? What? I don’t have any because I am this super bad guy who has been acting like a dick? Nobody likes me because I strut around as a true black guy walking into clubs throwing my money around paying for strippers doing everything that a black guy is supposed to do?
Well damn I didn’t know everyone would hate on your boy like that. Well not Willie Carter homie is actually giving me props because I finally have decided to become one with the blackness. You know I think a lot of you people are going to be disappointed with me. Really I want to be a dick, I want to swing my big stick around.
No get your mind out of the gutter… Just because I am a black guy doesn’t mean I am always referring to my dick the whole time. By stick I mean my kendo stick. I honestly don’t know what it is that’s getting into me but I find myself making a shift over from supreme dark lord of the Sith to Jedi hero in a total Revan way. Don’t know about Revan? Well damn go play Knights of the Old Republic one.
Really I would love to be bad! I truly do but there is something running through my mind, and I can’t get it out of my head… all I can see is those nice hips, those small boobs, that beautiful face. I would say voice but she can’t sing I would prefer to keep her quiet but hey isn’t that what my stick does in her mouth?
Yes that was a reference to my dick that time… So sue me…
But the only thing running through my mind is my CHRISTINA!!!!!!!! My Crystal Rose Hilton…
My woman! **** you Steve you pompous son of a bitch. For far too long I have sat on the sidelines and not said anything but I think everyone and their mother has been waiting for the day when Todd would step it up. Everyone has been waiting for a time when Todd would emerge as a man and he would take a stand for himself…
These past few months have been sort of crazy… I turned my back on my best friend Chris Gardner… I tried to wipe away all my shame of losing Crystal by quickly getting another girl to make my ego feel good but none of that even compares to how I feel about my Crystal. At the end of the day I see Crystal as my Princess Peach, and Steve as my Bowser. I have to go through 8 worlds of nonsense and the journey may be long but I will eventually get there, and get my woman back…
I can’t hold it in any longer… I know last week was a onetime ordeal but for some reason it’s going to happen prematurely…. Oh my God… try to resist Todd…You can do it….You can do it….. You CAN’T!!!!!
Damn it!!!!!!!!
IM TODD WILLIAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING? TODD MEANS BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or is it bidness?
Yeah baby your boy TODD MEANS BIDNESS! You want to know who I beat last week? ****ing Alex Jones and the Starlets Champion Alysson Gardner… Boo Yah.!!!!!!!!!!
Damn Alysson has nice boobs…. Nope focus Todd focus… you must show that TODD MEANS BUSINESS!
Before that I beat Lex Sense! BOO YAH yeah TODD MEANS BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Now this week I get to lock up with the king of all boredom… the king of everything that I am not….
I will beat you Ander and I must do it to show my Crystal that I am a real man…
In the middle of Todd’s promo, Sarah walks onto the scene wearing something extremely sexy. She jumps on Todd and gives him a passionate kiss. Todd turns his head trying to resist it as Sarah speaks to him.
“You were saying what about Crystal? Why talk about her when you have me?”
Todd slowly turns his attention to her as he speaks some more…
“MY MIND’S TELLING ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT MY BODY, MY BODY IS TELLING ME YESSSSSSSSSSS BABY, I DON’T WANT TO HURT NOBODY BUT THERE IS SOMETHING I MUST CONFESSSSSSSS TO YOU… I DON’T SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE BUMP AND GRIND!”
Sarah smirks as the two of them kiss some more…Todd looks at the camera smirking
“TODD MEANS BUSINESS!!!!!!!! And he needs to take care of some… so this promo is over……….. something something measuring stick, dreams a reality…. it doesn’t matter I am getting some woo!!!!!!!!!!!!! TODD MEANS BUSINESS BABY…. This promo has been brought to you by TODD WIL….”
“Oh be quiet… more kissing less yelling…”
“Yes maam….I WOULD LOVE TO STAY BUT I GOTS TO GO”
It is on this image that we slowly fade out on.
“Hey you know that was such a great tag team match we had last week. I mean the two of us were great together. You do know that little Brittany loved watching us together. I mean you and I together can do some serious things together. Let’s be honest babe, how long do you plan to stay with that guy that you are with? What does he have that I don’t got?”
Todd just sits there nodding his head in agreement. He smiles once again just talking back into the end of the receiver.
“What!!! A World Championship??? Nice Abs??? Please……….. At least when I won my X Championship you remember how I showed all that love to it. I bet he doesn’t do that….OH MY GOD!!!!!!! Are you kidding me? He wants to have 3 Ways with the championship belt….Damn it that was my idea…..Well I know one thing that I have that he doesn’t have…. I am more than just 5 inches…. **** why do you think I am the measuring stick? My **** is beyond the length of a ruler. Big Todd doing big things…. Shoot… TODD MEANS BUSINESS!!!!!!!...”
As Todd is talking on the phone all of a sudden his girlfriend Sarah Richardson walks onto the scene. She has a numerous amount of shopping bags in her hand as it is apparent that she was doing what most valley girl blondes do, and that’s finding a way to spend her man’s money. She looks over at Todd smiling at him.
“Hey Todd…Do you want to see all of the clothes I bought from the mall today? There is some pretty good stuff in this bag. Now don’t be too mad I spent about 5 grand on clothes but hey that isn’t anything when you run your own company right?”
Todd is still on the phone just giggling it up. He notices Sarah talking to him and that’s when he speaks into the receiver.
“Hey…I would love to keep talking to you but I GOT’S TO GO. You have a good one…Take care…”
With that Todd hangs up the phone and this gets him looks from Sarah Richardson. She crosses her arms together with an upset expression on her face. She confronts Todd just grilling him.
“And who were you talking to? And you better not lie to me Todd…I swear you better not lie…”
Todd just looks back at Sarah smirking just shaking his head at her.
“Hey I wasn’t talking to anyone…So why don’t you get off my case Crystal…geez girl you always got to be hating on someone’s swag…”
“Sarah chucks the bags across the room. She places her hands on her hips as she raises her voice at Todd.
“Did you just call me Crystal?”
“No…Why would I call you Crystal? Why are you even bringing her name up? I thought we decided that we decided that I was with you now. Hence if I still had any ties to Crystal we would still be living in that old house but we aren’t. So just relax and take a chill pill ok Crystal?”
Sarah stomps her feet throwing a temper tantrum. She storms out of the room leaving Todd in the room by himself. He smirks as he takes his cell phone out and dials a few digits. Some moments go by and finally someone picks up on the other end. Todd grins as he begins to speak some more.
“Ok where were we? Oh yeah I was talking my game up. Anyway us tag teaming together was pretty special you and I were always meant to be together ever since we were little. I know you are with Steve but I will be damn if I sit back and let that pompous World Champion keep you as his own. Deep down I know there is the probability that the two of us really can co exist, let me ask you this question Crystal. Are you really happy with Steve? Is being with Steve the way you want to spend the rest of your life?”
Todd sat there patiently as he could hear some silence from the other side of the phone. Not a word was said. Todd just slowly nodded his head as he continued to speak some more.
“Your silence tells me everything I need to know. From this point on I know what it is that I want and I am going to do everything in my power to get it. No more being the sad emo guy who doesn’t say anything and just let’s some random guy take his woman and not say **** about it. You better tell your boy Steve to watch his back because I am rescuing my princess. Yeah you can bank on that… it’s time to let the whole world know that TODD MEANS BUSINESS! Why? Because I’m TODD WILLIAMS!!!!!!!!!!!”
With that in mind Todd slowly hangs up the phone, and he grins as he sits up in his chair. He grabs his trusty kendo stick, and holds onto it tightly as he looks directly into the camera getting ready for his promo.
What up everyone? Where all my T-Will supporters at? What? I don’t have any because I am this super bad guy who has been acting like a dick? Nobody likes me because I strut around as a true black guy walking into clubs throwing my money around paying for strippers doing everything that a black guy is supposed to do?
Well damn I didn’t know everyone would hate on your boy like that. Well not Willie Carter homie is actually giving me props because I finally have decided to become one with the blackness. You know I think a lot of you people are going to be disappointed with me. Really I want to be a dick, I want to swing my big stick around.
No get your mind out of the gutter… Just because I am a black guy doesn’t mean I am always referring to my dick the whole time. By stick I mean my kendo stick. I honestly don’t know what it is that’s getting into me but I find myself making a shift over from supreme dark lord of the Sith to Jedi hero in a total Revan way. Don’t know about Revan? Well damn go play Knights of the Old Republic one.
Really I would love to be bad! I truly do but there is something running through my mind, and I can’t get it out of my head… all I can see is those nice hips, those small boobs, that beautiful face. I would say voice but she can’t sing I would prefer to keep her quiet but hey isn’t that what my stick does in her mouth?
Yes that was a reference to my dick that time… So sue me…
But the only thing running through my mind is my CHRISTINA!!!!!!!! My Crystal Rose Hilton…
My woman! **** you Steve you pompous son of a bitch. For far too long I have sat on the sidelines and not said anything but I think everyone and their mother has been waiting for the day when Todd would step it up. Everyone has been waiting for a time when Todd would emerge as a man and he would take a stand for himself…
These past few months have been sort of crazy… I turned my back on my best friend Chris Gardner… I tried to wipe away all my shame of losing Crystal by quickly getting another girl to make my ego feel good but none of that even compares to how I feel about my Crystal. At the end of the day I see Crystal as my Princess Peach, and Steve as my Bowser. I have to go through 8 worlds of nonsense and the journey may be long but I will eventually get there, and get my woman back…
I can’t hold it in any longer… I know last week was a onetime ordeal but for some reason it’s going to happen prematurely…. Oh my God… try to resist Todd…You can do it….You can do it….. You CAN’T!!!!!
Damn it!!!!!!!!
IM TODD WILLIAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING? TODD MEANS BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or is it bidness?
Yeah baby your boy TODD MEANS BIDNESS! You want to know who I beat last week? ****ing Alex Jones and the Starlets Champion Alysson Gardner… Boo Yah.!!!!!!!!!!
Damn Alysson has nice boobs…. Nope focus Todd focus… you must show that TODD MEANS BUSINESS!
Before that I beat Lex Sense! BOO YAH yeah TODD MEANS BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Now this week I get to lock up with the king of all boredom… the king of everything that I am not….
I will beat you Ander and I must do it to show my Crystal that I am a real man…
In the middle of Todd’s promo, Sarah walks onto the scene wearing something extremely sexy. She jumps on Todd and gives him a passionate kiss. Todd turns his head trying to resist it as Sarah speaks to him.
“You were saying what about Crystal? Why talk about her when you have me?”
Todd slowly turns his attention to her as he speaks some more…
“MY MIND’S TELLING ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT MY BODY, MY BODY IS TELLING ME YESSSSSSSSSSS BABY, I DON’T WANT TO HURT NOBODY BUT THERE IS SOMETHING I MUST CONFESSSSSSSS TO YOU… I DON’T SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE BUMP AND GRIND!”
Sarah smirks as the two of them kiss some more…Todd looks at the camera smirking
“TODD MEANS BUSINESS!!!!!!!! And he needs to take care of some… so this promo is over……….. something something measuring stick, dreams a reality…. it doesn’t matter I am getting some woo!!!!!!!!!!!!! TODD MEANS BUSINESS BABY…. This promo has been brought to you by TODD WIL….”
“Oh be quiet… more kissing less yelling…”
“Yes maam….I WOULD LOVE TO STAY BUT I GOTS TO GO”
It is on this image that we slowly fade out on.