Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Sept 24, 2011 18:09:48 GMT -6
*We open on Curtis sitting on a stoop.*
Curtis: Ah, you're here. Welcome. This weekend, I finally hang DDK. I lynch that son of a bitch!
*Curtis stands up and walks over to a lamp post, where a blond wig hangs from it.*
Curtis: I hang him from a pole. And if Adam loves his friend so much, then he has a chance to save him. He has a chance to climb up that pole, pull the essence of DDK back down to earth, and maybe save him. But that chance is only within arms reach. Which is more than enough room for me to get in there and destroy that son of a bitch. Beat down that enabler. Pull DDK from off that pole…
*Curtis yanks the blond wig off the lamp post.*
Curtis: And just stomp the **** out of whatever is left of that mother ****er!
*Curtis stomps on the wig repeatedly. Then he looks up at the camera.*
Curtis: The end is nigh...bitch!
*DDK is sleeping on a couch and Obsidian is looking over him.*
DDK: Zzzzzz.
Obsidian: Dude, dude. Wake up.
DDK: What?
Obsidian: This could be our last day together! Lets like, do stuff!
DDK: Dude, I'm winning, duh!
Obsidian: What?
DDK: It's me and Adam against Curtis. Two former world champs against one tag team specialist. Not only that, we're the perfect team. As Adam said, we were the best combination of wrestlers ever, we were as one, we were the kings of NCW, and we never lost the tag team titles. I mean, how can we not win?
Obsidian: But you're not in the match, you're hanging on a pole.
DDK: Oh ****, you're right. I can shout words of encouragement or something. I will be there with Adam in spirit. He's my bestest bud, of course he will cone through.
Obsidian: I thought I was his bestest bud.
DDK: Yeah, no. Well, we have the power to combine our might and defeat the evil that is known as Curtis! We will rise up and face the demon and vanquish him!
Obsidian: But...aren't you the evil that inhabited Curtis's body?
DDK: It started out that way, but I guess the story just organically grew the other way. Crazy how that works, huh?
Obsidian: I guess?
DDK: So now Curtis is one bad mama jama who will stop at nothing to get what he wants, and I'm an awesome dude who will do anything it takes to get what I want, even if it doesn't make sense.
Obsidian: Sounds about right.
DDK: So this weekend, egos and alternate personalities collide, and only one of us walks away. For one of us Obsidian, the end is nigh.
Obsidian: Can I eat nachos while I watch that?
DDK: Yeah sure.
Curtis: Adam, I've already said everything I need to say to you. There's only so many ways I can tell you that I need this and I will stop at nothing to get what I want. I am afraid for you. See, I don't care about your family drama, and if I make it so you can't help your pregger sister, I won't care. When I hear that bell, I will be going into a zone, and I can't turn around from it, even if I wanted to. But you let this happen. You stood by and let DDK run rampant and destroy my body. You used me to get what you wanted. In a sense, I can understand that. I would probably do the same thing. However, you used the wrong patsy. I will take revenge for you using me! You should have picked someone else, because I will never forgive and I will never forget again the hoops you made me jump through. The things you let DDK run off and do. All of it was a bad time. So how appropriate that a year removed from him and or me winning the world title, I end the monster that grew inside of me. The monster that you fed. Everything ends Adam. You just better hope that DDK is the only career I'm ending on Sunday.
*Curtis walks down the street as the scene fades out.*
Curtis: Ah, you're here. Welcome. This weekend, I finally hang DDK. I lynch that son of a bitch!
*Curtis stands up and walks over to a lamp post, where a blond wig hangs from it.*
Curtis: I hang him from a pole. And if Adam loves his friend so much, then he has a chance to save him. He has a chance to climb up that pole, pull the essence of DDK back down to earth, and maybe save him. But that chance is only within arms reach. Which is more than enough room for me to get in there and destroy that son of a bitch. Beat down that enabler. Pull DDK from off that pole…
*Curtis yanks the blond wig off the lamp post.*
Curtis: And just stomp the **** out of whatever is left of that mother ****er!
*Curtis stomps on the wig repeatedly. Then he looks up at the camera.*
Curtis: The end is nigh...bitch!
*DDK is sleeping on a couch and Obsidian is looking over him.*
DDK: Zzzzzz.
Obsidian: Dude, dude. Wake up.
DDK: What?
Obsidian: This could be our last day together! Lets like, do stuff!
DDK: Dude, I'm winning, duh!
Obsidian: What?
DDK: It's me and Adam against Curtis. Two former world champs against one tag team specialist. Not only that, we're the perfect team. As Adam said, we were the best combination of wrestlers ever, we were as one, we were the kings of NCW, and we never lost the tag team titles. I mean, how can we not win?
Obsidian: But you're not in the match, you're hanging on a pole.
DDK: Oh ****, you're right. I can shout words of encouragement or something. I will be there with Adam in spirit. He's my bestest bud, of course he will cone through.
Obsidian: I thought I was his bestest bud.
DDK: Yeah, no. Well, we have the power to combine our might and defeat the evil that is known as Curtis! We will rise up and face the demon and vanquish him!
Obsidian: But...aren't you the evil that inhabited Curtis's body?
DDK: It started out that way, but I guess the story just organically grew the other way. Crazy how that works, huh?
Obsidian: I guess?
DDK: So now Curtis is one bad mama jama who will stop at nothing to get what he wants, and I'm an awesome dude who will do anything it takes to get what I want, even if it doesn't make sense.
Obsidian: Sounds about right.
DDK: So this weekend, egos and alternate personalities collide, and only one of us walks away. For one of us Obsidian, the end is nigh.
Obsidian: Can I eat nachos while I watch that?
DDK: Yeah sure.
Curtis: Adam, I've already said everything I need to say to you. There's only so many ways I can tell you that I need this and I will stop at nothing to get what I want. I am afraid for you. See, I don't care about your family drama, and if I make it so you can't help your pregger sister, I won't care. When I hear that bell, I will be going into a zone, and I can't turn around from it, even if I wanted to. But you let this happen. You stood by and let DDK run rampant and destroy my body. You used me to get what you wanted. In a sense, I can understand that. I would probably do the same thing. However, you used the wrong patsy. I will take revenge for you using me! You should have picked someone else, because I will never forgive and I will never forget again the hoops you made me jump through. The things you let DDK run off and do. All of it was a bad time. So how appropriate that a year removed from him and or me winning the world title, I end the monster that grew inside of me. The monster that you fed. Everything ends Adam. You just better hope that DDK is the only career I'm ending on Sunday.
*Curtis walks down the street as the scene fades out.*