Post by Markus E. Reeves on Sept 24, 2011 18:59:03 GMT -6
The scene opens with Mark Evil sitting at a table with a microphone sitting in front of him. Media members are sitting in front of him. Mark begins to speak
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Mark Evil: Thank you all for coming here this evening. I know the fights are going to be starting soon so I will make this quick. First thing I would like to do is congratulate Roberto Verona for beating Joe Everyman last week and handing him his one hundredth loss. Congrats Roberto I'm sure you feel like such a big man for beating Joe. Congrats on beating a man who had his family on his mind and was going though a tough divorce. I'm sure you don't care since you don't have a family to speak of of since he thinks he is a "bounty hunter." Yeah, Hell of a bounty hunter you are. I'm sure you kissed Leonard's ass to get that match against Joe. I'm sure that Leonard caught wind Joe contemplating retirement weeks before his one hundredth loss and sent out Roberto "The bounty hunter" to try and get rid of Joe Everyman. Well I sure am I glad that didn't work because now I have Joe as my teammate. The guy just lost his one hundredth match so I'm sure he is hungry to get a win. I know that I haven't had much success in my career against Joe and that just shows how great of a wrestler he is. I think he deserves the world title more than the paper champion Steve Awesome does and while I'm on that point I hope Ricky Johnson hands Steve his ass on Sunday. I'll start taking questions.
Woman: What are you thoughts on Jackhammer?
Mark Evil: He lost to Fergus Callaghan who is nothing more than a drunk Irish piece of ****. That pretty much sums up Jackhammer's career.
Man: What are your thoughts on Chris Cooper?
Mark Evil: Who the Hell is Chris Cooper?
Man: He is Jackhammer's tag team partner this week.
Mark Evil: Never heard of him. I guess I can speculate on him...hold on one second. I have a text message
Mark looks at his phone and starts to laugh. He puts his phone away.
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Mark Evil: Sorry, that was from my daughter Miyoko who sent me a picture of Chris Cooper. I guess my thoughts on him are...well...how old is that guy? He look like he is about a hundred years old. I hope I don't break the old guys hip in this match. Chris maybe after this match you will finally have enough money saved up to finally get into that retirement home that you have been wanting to get into for so long. Maybe your good friend Jackhammer can help wheel your decrepit ass in there too. You really don't belong in the wrestling ring anymore at your age. This is a younger man's game.
Man: Mark, aren't you in yourself considered an old man in the business?
Mark Evil: Why yes it is true that I am 35 years old the difference between me and Chris Cooper is that I may look old but I feel like I'm in my late twenty's unlike Chris Cooper who looks ninety-eight but feels like he one hundred and fifteen.
Woman 2: What are your thoughts on the lack of hardcore wrestling in nCw these days?
Mark Evil: Honestly, it breaks my heart. If it wasn't for hardcore wrestling some of the legend in this business wouldn't of gotten a shot in the first place. People like Spike Kane and Homeless Harold and myself. Now a days wrestlers aren't getting the same shot that we did by using hardcore wrestling matches to show dedication to the sport. I don't know if its because management doesn't want to get people hurt or maybe its just because society today is just becoming a punch of overweight pansies but I really hope that nCw brings back a real hardcore division instead of passing off the diet hardcore division that competes for the X title.
Woman 3: Who do you have winning the main event tonight?
Mark Evil: I have John "Bones" Jones winning by knockout. Thank you for coming this evening and the "I Believe in Joe Everyman" shirts are for sale in the lobby.
The Scene fades to black
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Mark Evil: Thank you all for coming here this evening. I know the fights are going to be starting soon so I will make this quick. First thing I would like to do is congratulate Roberto Verona for beating Joe Everyman last week and handing him his one hundredth loss. Congrats Roberto I'm sure you feel like such a big man for beating Joe. Congrats on beating a man who had his family on his mind and was going though a tough divorce. I'm sure you don't care since you don't have a family to speak of of since he thinks he is a "bounty hunter." Yeah, Hell of a bounty hunter you are. I'm sure you kissed Leonard's ass to get that match against Joe. I'm sure that Leonard caught wind Joe contemplating retirement weeks before his one hundredth loss and sent out Roberto "The bounty hunter" to try and get rid of Joe Everyman. Well I sure am I glad that didn't work because now I have Joe as my teammate. The guy just lost his one hundredth match so I'm sure he is hungry to get a win. I know that I haven't had much success in my career against Joe and that just shows how great of a wrestler he is. I think he deserves the world title more than the paper champion Steve Awesome does and while I'm on that point I hope Ricky Johnson hands Steve his ass on Sunday. I'll start taking questions.
Woman: What are you thoughts on Jackhammer?
Mark Evil: He lost to Fergus Callaghan who is nothing more than a drunk Irish piece of ****. That pretty much sums up Jackhammer's career.
Man: What are your thoughts on Chris Cooper?
Mark Evil: Who the Hell is Chris Cooper?
Man: He is Jackhammer's tag team partner this week.
Mark Evil: Never heard of him. I guess I can speculate on him...hold on one second. I have a text message
Mark looks at his phone and starts to laugh. He puts his phone away.
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Mark Evil: Sorry, that was from my daughter Miyoko who sent me a picture of Chris Cooper. I guess my thoughts on him are...well...how old is that guy? He look like he is about a hundred years old. I hope I don't break the old guys hip in this match. Chris maybe after this match you will finally have enough money saved up to finally get into that retirement home that you have been wanting to get into for so long. Maybe your good friend Jackhammer can help wheel your decrepit ass in there too. You really don't belong in the wrestling ring anymore at your age. This is a younger man's game.
Man: Mark, aren't you in yourself considered an old man in the business?
Mark Evil: Why yes it is true that I am 35 years old the difference between me and Chris Cooper is that I may look old but I feel like I'm in my late twenty's unlike Chris Cooper who looks ninety-eight but feels like he one hundred and fifteen.
Woman 2: What are your thoughts on the lack of hardcore wrestling in nCw these days?
Mark Evil: Honestly, it breaks my heart. If it wasn't for hardcore wrestling some of the legend in this business wouldn't of gotten a shot in the first place. People like Spike Kane and Homeless Harold and myself. Now a days wrestlers aren't getting the same shot that we did by using hardcore wrestling matches to show dedication to the sport. I don't know if its because management doesn't want to get people hurt or maybe its just because society today is just becoming a punch of overweight pansies but I really hope that nCw brings back a real hardcore division instead of passing off the diet hardcore division that competes for the X title.
Woman 3: Who do you have winning the main event tonight?
Mark Evil: I have John "Bones" Jones winning by knockout. Thank you for coming this evening and the "I Believe in Joe Everyman" shirts are for sale in the lobby.
The Scene fades to black